Kitsune Freak

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Author has written 7 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Bleach, and Prince of Tennis.

I write stories when the proverbial lightbulb blinks above my head. I don't when it sizzles out. Simple as that.
Also, if you haven't already noticed, I'm bad at writing full, completed stories. I can do oneshots and up to four chapters before that lightbulb pops. HUMOR RULZ! Dude, seriously why live life all mopey and stuff when you can laugh you head off all day? Sure it'll get tiring, but solve that by arguing with a friend the next day and you're recharged for the month...okay, that seriously did not just make any sense...

I LOVE anime and here's a list of my Fav. Anime Shows:
D. Gray-Man
Bleach
(insert Anime)

Likes:
Computer
Anime (duh)
3D Art
Reading
Chatting with friends on IM
Writing crackfics or poems

Hates:
StIcKy CaP
-- !Yaoi! --
Sweet stuff
RABID FANGIRLS

Quotes I've said that proves my insanity:
"It is very irrational to place your hand on the stove, since all you will get out of it is something cooked medium rare."
"Crud, I can't think of anything for math...uh, I'll say something smart about the human skeleton!"
"OW! I broke a lead"
"If you were related to me then I'd say "I WUV YOU!""
"Silence engulfs us all..." (bursts out laughing)
"OMG, my stickman's running away!"
"Life is so sad because...because there isn't any background music like they show in movies."
"What was I going to say? Oh yeah... I forgot."
"Mind Diarrhea!!"
"Oh you won't notice Mizuki. Compared to the others he's tiny!"

Okay...ummmm...I like talking to inanimate objects (you can yell and they won't talk back), collecting anime pictures (I've got like over two thousand), doing other art, and making life really funny. I also enjoy roleplaying. I'd still RP as Atobe & Belldandy but my current RP site is closed. T_T

Fics in Progress/Reason for Delay:

Tad More Than Just Problematic: Haven't posted it yet. It's for D. Gray-Man.
Love Potion #9: 7 is done. I'm still sorry!!
Shinigami's Interview: I lost the file on the compy...eheh...oops, I'll get to that, hopefully.

Completed (OMG!):

Random Envy Drabbles
When Card Games Go Out of Control
Fuji's Dilemna
How Team 7 Saved X-Mas
Tenipuri in CYBERSPACE

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1. Love Potion Number 9 » reviews
Inui makes another juice that is going to cause Seigaku and others pain. Oooh lots of it. Rated T for safety. !NOYAOI! Pairings are just going to be terms to refer to, not relationships. It's for the humor!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,876 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 7-9-07 - Published: 12-30-06 - Inui S.

2. Tenipuri in CYBERSPACE reviews
Somehow the PoT cast manages to travel to the internet. Like in it. Chaos ensues and puns will thrive. T for safety. !NO YAOI! & !ONESHOT!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-23-07 - Complete

3. Fuji's Dilemma reviews
Fuji has a problem when it comes to his sister and a certain someone going out together. OOCness present. Rated T for safety. You have been warned. Utter crack. !NOYAOI!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-20-07 - Fuji S. - Complete

4. When Card Games Go Out of Control reviews
A simple game of Go Fish between Ryoma and Fuji take a turn for the creepy. OOCness is present. Be warned. !Noyaoi! ONESHOT
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-29-06 - Fuji S. & E. Ryoma - Complete

5. Shinigami's Interview! » reviews
Once again, the title says all. I'm rating it T for safety. No serious pairings. Everything is meant for the humor.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,026 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 8-29-06 - Published: 8-21-06 - Ishida U.

6. How Team 7 Saved Christmas » reviews
Essentially what the title suggests. It will only hint at stuff no romance AT ALL, ok maybe hints but nothing bad. Rated T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-30-05 - Published: 12-24-05 - Complete

7. Random Envy Drabbles » reviews
These are random Envy drabbles that I started. We like to portray Envy in our first story. Rated for alcohol use. That's it. Watch out for the humor! TWOSHOT
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,989 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-19-05 - Published: 8-4-05 - Envy & Lust - Complete

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