Please do not plagiarize, pirate, or otherwise copy any of my stories. Even if I don't own the characters, I really work hard on these stories and would appreciate it very much if they weren't copied.
If anyone finds stories in which a character from a different series has been inserted into the story of Kingdom Hearts, replacing Sora, please do me a favor and check to see if they're copying from my novelization. I've found a few of these kinds of copies in the Harry Potter section, so if anyone finds any more, please tell them to stop copying and pasting. I've worked really hard on my KH novelization for a long time, so I'd appreciate it if people didn't copy mine and take all the credit for it.

If you are thinking about using any of my stories for something, please let me know first. Thanks.

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3/2/2009 - CSAG GETS A NEW CHAPTER, W00T W00T. lookit me updating again!! HUZZAAAAAHHHHHHHHH~~

About Me

Hi! This is Hikaranko speaking. If you're here reading this, then that means that you've been reading at least one of my stories, and you like it enough to see what else I've written here. Well, to set the record straight, I just want you to know that my stories tend to run long (it's purely unintentional, I assure you!) and I like long chapters. loooooong chapters, as you'll notice with Kingdom Hearts. Any and all constructive criticism is always greatly appreciated, and if you have any suggestions, don't hesitate to toss 'em my way. ... as long as they're not on fire. That's dangerous. (looks around warily for signs of Roy)

now... a little bit about myself. there are a lot of things that i like... there's also a lot of stuff that i hate, too... i have some hobbies as well... but i have no real intention of telling you about my ambitions and dreams.. hehe, okay, yes, i think that we've established that i'm crazy. :P but seriously, let's do this.

Happy Stuff:
I'm a huge Disney geek, as well as a pretty avid anime freak... Not as hard core as a lot of other people out there, but I get pretty worked up over trivial anime related stuff. I veer on the maniac fan-girl side of certain anime series... ehehe... Among some of my faves... the works of the great Rumiko Takahashi (Urusei Yatsura, Ranma 1/2, Inuyasha), Oh My Goddess!/Ah! My Goddess/Aa, Megami-sama, Rurouni Kenshin, Pokemon (yes, yes I know... left me alone), Gensoumaden Saiyuki, Earth Girl Arjuna, Shaman King, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Bleach, the Law of Ueki (HAHAHA! randomness in the middle of battle!), Ouran High School Host Club... :p

Oh, I love video games. :D Fighting games are cool, they're great for expelling excess anger. First-person shoot 'em ups like Quake and Halo are undeniably entertaining as well. Of course, you also can't deny the fun of The Sims. I still hold RPGs above all else. Escapism rocks.

Best RPG I've Ever Played : Kingdom Hearts series. OMG. OMFG. I love these games to pieces. Period.

Most Entertaining Anime : Ranma 1/2 or Urusei Yatsura. Come on. How can you not enjoy shows like that? Do you notice they're both Rumiko Takahashi's work? That woman is quite a comic genius. or perhaps, The Law of Ueki wins for its random moments that always crack me up... hmm, i'll need some time to think on that.

All-Time Favorite Anime: After much deliberation, I have decided. Fullmetal Alchemist. Why? Because this series hit me hard. In no other series have I ever gotten so emotional and cried so much as I did with FMA. The tears, the laughs, the anger... If you still haven't seen/read FMA yet, do so now! I command you! especially read. READ IT. REEEEEEEEAD IT.
for those among you who have seen the movie... go here to get your heartstrings tugged at: http://somewhere.toukakoukan.com/video/spaziergang.html

Stuff I Like to See:
Crossovers! And lots of 'em. :p And what's awesome is that I can read a whole lot of 'em here. :D currently on a Harry Potter crossover kick. those are so fascinating! XD
The crossover that I'd really love to see would have to have all the anime characters that can fight (Kenshin, Ranma, Naruto, Getbackers, Flame of Recca, Saiyuki, Shaman King, so on and so on) get together and have like, an all-out contest over their abilities. That would rock some major socks. If anyone can pull off a crossover of that kind of magnitude and make it reeeeally good... serious props.

Stance on Yaoi:
Well... For the most part, I'm against it. But I'm sort of starting to find exceptions to the rule. And since I started RPing, I've gotten kinda used to it. I don't avidly go looking for it, mind you, but if it's written well enough, I can totally get into it. If the pairing makes at least some small measure of sense to me, then I just might take a look. Or if it's well justified. Still has to be well written though. I mean, just randomly pairing random people together doesn't do it for me. And for me, the exception to this rule is about one Edward Elric. Sexy as he can be, I just... don't see him engaging in that sort of activity. At all. His brain is so full of smart things, he barely has room in there to think about that. He's practically asexual (though he does have his blushing flail thing, and note, that's only around/about certain ladies). But I digress. At any rate, you all know where I stand on this matter now, and that's enough. _

Contacting Me
You can e-mail me, PM me, review (ahem)... I even give you permission to see my LJ. But please do not stalk me. XD

Fun Quotes

"Who did you call a shorty who's so small that he's barely visible and hard to target?!"
"Who did you say was small like a grain of rice and doesn't show up in your eyes?!"
"Who did you call an ultra hyper midget?!"
"Who did you call a shorty that has to be looked through a magnifying glass to actually be seen?!"
"Who are you calling a tiny bug that escapes the wrath of a shoe because he's so small that he fits in the grooves and can't get squashed?!"
-Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

Ranma (male): (has forgotten that he's really a boy) I can't go out in public like this! Every dress and skirt I own makes me look fat!
Akane: Hey, they don't look good on me either! You look just fine!
Ranma (male): That's easy for you to say, Akane! At least your clothes fit you where they're supposed to! ... Look at me. I'm a joke. The whole world will laugh at me! Now I'll never be a bride!
-Ranma 1/2

"(in Lex's body, when asked if he was going to wash his hands after using the bathroom) No. ...because I'm evil." - the Flash, Justice League Unlimited

"When Mom and Dad find out, they're gonna kill me! And I can tell you this: it will not be done with mercy!!"
"If my family finds out I brought you here from the past, they're going to bury me alive, and then dance on my grave! I'm not exaggerating!! ... okay, I am, but that's not the point."
- Wilbur Robinson, Meet the Robinsons

"Get your head out of the dead baby's ass!" - Gregory House, House M.D.

"It's been a good while since I've killed anyone. I kinda miss it... (grins evilly) Wanna watch?" -Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

"No amount of therapy will ever make this moment okay." -Timmy Turner, Fairly Odd Parents

Tish: Maybe you're confusing us with your imaginary friends.
Tino: (turns to the camera and addresses the audience) She thinks I have imaginary friends. Ha!
-The Weekenders

"Sounds like a cartoon character.(singing) 'Meet Trey Racer... here he comes with your lunch'." -Morty, Shaman King

"Why you keep saying that word? I do not think it means what you think it means." - Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride

"Dude, I just can't take you seriously in that hat." - Wilbur Robinson, Meet the Robinsons

"NARF." -Pinky, Pinky and the Brain

Carl: (turning back to the machine to compute) This may take a few minutes.
Wilbur: How many minutes?
Carl: ohh... about 7 and a half.
Wilbur: THAT LONG?!
Carl: (annoyed) Hey, I have to sift through millions of alternate timelines and realities... WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
Wilbur: (just as annoyed) Well, what am I supposed to do for nearly 8 minutes?!
Carl: I don't know. Now, I have timelines to scrutinize. Fly away, little monkey. Fly awaaaaaay.
-Meet the Robinsons the game

Edward: Let's go.
Alphonse: Huh?
Edward: This castle's gonna explode pretty soon.
Alphonse: (panicked) What? WHY?
Edward: (grins) I don't like this place, so I started destroying stuff.
(stuff is shown exploding around different parts of the castle)
Alphonse: (freaking out) Why do you always do these things without thinking?!
Edward: Quit complainin', what's done is done, right? So! (whips back around with a grin) Let's go!
Alphonse: (still freaking out) No! I'm gonna disappear! My soul is bound to this armor, and I...!
Edward: (annoyed) Don't worry! I'll figure something out!
(the castle explodes and sinks into the water)
-Fullmetal Alchemist: The Conqueror of Shambala

Draco: (to Harry, disguised as Goyle) Why are you wearing glasses?
Harry: (hastily removes glasses) Erm... reading.
Draco: Reading?
Harry: (nods vigorously)
Draco: (gives him a weird look) ... I didn't know you could read.
-Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets movie

Dr. Scratchansniff: So, Wakko... what's on your mind?
Wakko: My hat.
Dr. Scratchansniff: No no, that's on your head. What's on your mind?
Wakko: ... My skin?
Dr. Scratchansniff: No no, that's still on your head. Your mind, Wakko, what's on your mind?
Wakko: Oh, I've got it! My hair!
Dr. Scratchansniff: Your hair is on your head! (grabs his hair) This is hair! This is hair! (the hair rips out in his hand) It is not on my mind, it is on - my - head! (shoves the hair into Wakko's face)
Wakko: (unfazed) No, it's in your hand.
-Animaniacs

"Thank you short attention span!" -Timmy Turner, Fairly Oddparents

BJ: (in an attempt to intimidate Ueki) Since you're a power user, you must've heard my name before, right? My name is... ROBERT HAYDN! (poses, lightning strikes) The most powerful student in this game.
Ueki: (looks confused) ...
BJ: Huh? What the...? I said, ROBERT HAYDN!
Ueki: (thinks for a moment) ... BJ, right?
BJ: I JUST SAID ROBERT HAYDN!
Ueki: (mildly annoyed) But, before you said you were BJ.
BJ: (flustered) Yeah, I know I said that before but...
Ueki: Right? Then you must be BJ.
BJ: HUH? What's up with this guy?
-The Law of Ueki

(under the influence of a love potion) "You're so cute when you're mad. Did you know that?" -Ranma, Ranma 1/2

(Sam is at his window) "This is just like Romeo and Juliet, except... I'm the one on the balcony and... I can understand every word we're saying." -Danny Fenton, Danny Phantom

Ranma: (asking about the play Romeo and Juliet) So uhh... what can you tell me about this "Romeo" guy?
Genma: He's from the planet Krypton.
Akane: We're doomed...
-Ranma 1/2

(Carl the family robot is freaking out because, long story short, there is a volcano in the middle of town)
Wilbur: Carl, you're all wound up! Let's just calm down, take a breather, and... watch the sunset.
(they turn to look out the window. the volcano is erupting)
Carl: ... the clouds are burning.
Wilbur: Try squinting.
-Meet the Robinsons the game

Ed: (spotting a pair of gloves on the ground) Those are...
Al: The colonel dropped his gloves...
Ed: (slips the gloves on, laughing heartily) Well then, let me try out the colonel's moves! Probably won't work, though...
(Ed snaps his fingers. what looks like a nuclear bomb explodes in the distance)
Ed: (in shock) I AM A GENIUS.
-Fullmetal Alchemist, omake manga

"(mockingly) Ooh. Put a feather in your cap." - Gregory House, House M.D.

"Y'know, I always thought you guys were these amazing Xiao-Lin geniuses, but you guys are just as lame as me! Haha! ... Wait, that didn't come out right." -Jack Spicer, Xiao-Lin Showdown

"Pokemon isn't about tests, it's about battles! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" -Ash Ketchum, Pokemon

Sprig Speevak: I just kept thinking to myself: What would Brock Rocket do?
Brock Rocket: Be a hero! Fight the bugs!
Sprig Speevak: What're you, NUTS?
later...
Sprig Speevak: Okay, be a hero, fight the bugs. ...For the record, I just wet myself.
Brock Rocket: Be a hero! Don't wet yourself!
-Fairly OddParents: Crash Nebula Special

"(waving Al's hand in the air) NWAAARGH! CONVENIENTLY AWAKEN, MY TELEPATHIC POWERS! Elric telepathy! Accept the mind-link, little brotheeeerrrrrr!" -Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

Raz: Lili! An evil madman is building a fleet of psycho-death tanks to take over the world, and we're the only ones who can stop him!
Lili: OH MY GOD! Let's make out!
-Psychonauts

Yakko: All is lost and vague.
Dot: Are we dead?
Yakko: Or is this Ohio?
-Animaniacs

"It's true that... when it comes to parents and siblings... I don't know anything. But... When I'm with Iruka-sensei, I wonder... if this is what it's like... to have a dad. When I'm with you, I wonder... if this is what it's like... to have a brother."
"Hontou no... oyako ya, kyoudai nante... tashika ni ore ni wa wakannee. Dakedo... Iruka-sensei to issho ni iru toki, souzou shite, omou'n da... tou-chan tte iu no wa iru nante... konna kanji ka na, tte. Omae to iru toki... kyoudai tte... konna kanji ka na, tte yo."
-Naruto Uzumaki, Naruto

"What a letdown, Kurosaki-san. A real letdown. After all, there's nothing but fear reflected in your sword. When you dodge, 'I'm afraid of getting cut.' When you attack, 'I'm afraid of cutting someone.' Even when you try to protect someone, 'I'm afraid of letting them die.' Yes, your sword speaks to me only of absurd fear. That's not it. What's necessary in a fight isn't fear. Nothing can be born from that. If you dodge, 'I won't let them cut me.' If you protect someone, 'I won't let them die.' If you attack, 'I'll cut them.' Well, can't you see the resolve to cut you reflected in my sword?" -Urahara Kisuke, Bleach

"There comes a time in every man's life when he is going to lose a battle. But what makes him a true man, is how he doesn't lose himself in the midst of that battle." -Friday Night Lights (TV)

"With this, I let go of what I've been." -Luke fon Fabre, Tales of the Abyss

"Did we... lose out to a memory?"
"Watashi-tachi... omoide ni maketa no?"
-Tifa Lockheart, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

"Keep Moving Forward."
-Walt Disney& Meet the Robinsons

"Ahead lies something you need... but to claim it, you must lose something dear."
-Unknown, Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories

"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of equivalent exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one and only truth..."
"Hito wa, nanika gisei nashi ni nanimo eru koto wa dekinai. Nanika wo eru tame ni mo, doutou na daika ga hitsuyou ni naru. Sore ga, renkinjutsu ni okeru toukakoukan no gensoku da. Sono koro bokura wa, sore ga sekai no shinjitsu da to shinjiteita..."
-Alphonse Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

"We may never meet again, but we'll never forget each other."
"Wherever you go, I'm always with you."
"What's important is not how much we see each other, but how often we think about each other."
"I may not know it's you, and you may not know it's me. But we will meet again. I promise!"
"I'll be in your heart until that day comes." "I know. Forgotten, but not lost."
-Kingdom Hearts series

Al: What was that about getting me a new body?
Ed: Yep! And here it is! (unveils a female mannequin)
Al: Wow! It's so cute! And such nice hair, and has a che - THIS IS A GIRL!
Ed: Uh... you weren't a little sister?

Roy: Alphonse Elric.
Al: (girly voice) Oh! Lt. Col. Mustang!
Roy: There's something different about you today...
Al: Oh, well, Winry and nii-san think that I may have been a girl before, so...
Roy: So the rumors were true... All right. Tonight we'll go on a date.
Al: H-Huh?
Roy: This is just how I do things.

Ed: Colonel!
Roy: Oh, what is it? Challenging me again? You know, no matter how many times you fight me, you cannot beat me.
Ed: If you win this time, I'll let you date Al.
Al: WHAT?
Roy: And Winry?
Ed: Fine by me!
Roy: Let's go!
Al: WAIT A MINUTE!
-Fullmetal Alchemist (the Japanese VAs were messin' around... "alternate episode previews")

Cheshire Cat: Oh, by the way... if you really want to know, he went that way.
Alice: (looks both ways before replying) Who did?
Cheshire Cat: The white rabbit.
Alice: (excitedly) He did?
Cheshire Cat: Did what?
Alice: Go that way.
Cheshire Cat: Who did?
Alice: (getting upset) The white rabbit!
Cheshire Cat: What rabbit?
Alice: (exasperated) But didn't you just say... I mean... oh dear...
Cheshire Cat: Can you stand on your head?
-Alice in Wonderland

Man... I watch waaaaay too many cartoons. XD

(when asked to give his opinion on RoyEd and other Yaoi pairings) "This is just my opinion: I don't understand it. I don't like it. And I feel like it somehow... takes something away, that it degregates the original intent of the creators. Y'know? They create these incredible characters, and then people wanna twist them, pervert them into something that they're not. I don't appreciate that." -Vic Mignogna (and i agree, look up the whole spiel on YouTube)

A Conversation of Madness (5/6/05)

After her computer caught a virus and deleted all of her stories and corrupted all her files. All that effort, down the drain...
Mjade: (In drama queen despair) OH! When will I be able to write again, Ranko-chan? Whhhhhheeeeeeeennnnn?
hikaranko: (Mystical voice) When spring comes to the snow country..(sing-songy) IT WILLLLLLL! I've seen it, I saw it! (laughs evilly) BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mjade: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? YOU IDIOT! RANKO NO BAKAYARO! And DON'T YOU DARE LAUGH AT ME! YOU FREAK! AND YOU CALL ME INSANE!
hikaranko: You're the one whose crazy!
Mjade: See, you said that?
hikaranko: Said what?
Mjade: That I'm crazy!
hikaranko: Really? I said that? When?
Mjade: Just now, you moron!
(Silence)
(And more silence)
Mjade: Do you really want to continue this conversation of MADNESSS!
hikaranko: Sure! Why not? (starts grabbing keyboard yelling: NYAH NYAH!)
Mjade: Like I said: why is she calling me the insane one?
hikaranko: (Tries grabbing the keyboard again but to no avail) AHHHHHHH! (fuming) FINE! (Laughs uncontrollably) Baka! Iji waru! (continues laughing)
Mjade: (slightly frightened) Oh no, she's totally lost it!
hikaranko: (starts swaying her head left and right...god knows why! then she starts singing) P-P-P-chan, ja ko buta 'n ja bu! bu! (burp)
Mjade: Oh, honestly! (starts fanning in front ofher face) And stop calling me P-chan!
hikaranko: But you are P-chan!
Mjade: No, I'm not! I'm a not a crazy, though adorably cute, navy blue (NOT BLACK) pig that is bouncing around!
hikaranko:He's BLACK dammit! Even the Jusenkyo guide said so! I can prove it!
Mjade: Wow, you really are a freak! Anime-obsessed freak!
hikaranko: I am not! I just know! I have better memory than you! Hmph! And I am not anime-obsessed! (Starts watching Naruto while holding a Ranma 1/2 manga in her hands)
(Mjade rolls her eyes)
hikaranko: I HATE SASUKE! But, yeah, I guess he's hot... He's just a complete idiot.
Mjade: God knows what she's talking about!
hikaranko: (fumes to herself) I hate power-hungry idiots.
Mjade: I feel so WORTHLESS!
hikaranko: (starts laughing while watching)
Mjade: You know what, I'm leaving!
hikaranko: P-P-P-chan, ja ko buta 'n ja bu! bu!
Mjade: Oh shut up, ...you freak!
THE END.

I miss you Mjade! I'm so bored:P

Current Projects:

"Cerulean Silver vs Amber Gold" - Fullmetal Alchemist/Harry Potter crossover. 3/2/2009 CHAPTER 39 IS BORN.

"Kingdom Hearts" -self explanatory. 6/23/2007 chapter 27 up!

(experimental Meet the Robinsons crossover underway...)

(mulling over an idea for a KH/Ouran HS Host Club story...)

"The Greatest Liar: Drunken Confessions" - Ranma 1/2 oneshot. 9/15/2006 complete

"Those Magic Changes" -Ranma 1/2. 2/21/2006 chapter 4 up! on hiatus.

"Once and For All - Kecchaku Shiteyarou" -Super Smash Bros. Melee . 3/13/2006 complete

"Laughing Place" - Kingdom Hearts. work in progress.

"Instant Chaos" doesn't count because it's discontinued - I'm just posting up what I have, chapter by chapter.