Last Update: February 21, 2013

Note: I barely do anything on this site anymore. I have more free time than I did in the past, but I am still a lazy writer.

About Me: I'm an openly bi-sexual girl, named Kelly. I am an old Canadian.

According to my friends:

I have a very amazing personality.
“The picture." I know the one.
I am an awesome wife.
I’m so much fun to talk with, and I totally brighten up places.
No matter how batshit crazy I am, I still manage to turn a mundane afternoon into an adventure.
I'M YOUR JOKER.
I'm made of awesome and "Mecha Shevaness."
Also, I'm quite cuddly.
I are the most amazing girl you know!
My mind-fucking of Mathew makes you lol.
I'm hella smart, and I'm the lovable and fun kind of crazy.
And you admire how I roll with life's punches without even the slightest bit of angst.
If you had to invent a word for me, it would be fantabulous.
AND I'M YOUR MOLESTING PSYCHO.
You like that I'm SO 100% ORIGINAL.
And that no one else is like me, anywhere.
It makes me special. :)
I have the most creative hair.
I have a huge and entertaining personality.
You're happy that you get to see me like every three days.
I keep being awesome.