"Who are you to judge the way I live? I know I'm not perfect and I don't live to be. But before you go pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean."

--Bob Marley.

INTRODUCTION: I guess this is the part where I tell you all about myself... well, I'm not... cause I'm just that big 'B' word and plus I just don't feel like it. I'm not here to satisfy your needs; I'm here to satisfy mine. Need to get all these writing urges out of my system. I'm actually a lot nicer than I make myself seems to be; I'm just really blunt. I tell it how it is. Honesty is the best policy. If you can't handle it then I feel sorry for you because you're satisfying yourself on other peoples lies. Yeah.

I support yaoi/yuri, but it's very rare that I'll write it. My best friend is gay and I'm bi-sexual so it really doesn't bother me at all. Oh, and if I ever see someone bashing gay people I'll bash you right back. It's just who I am. I have to defend myself and the people that I love. Yeah, that's just how it works so just warning you ahead of time.

I do not support Twilight... at all. Just thought I'd lay that out on the table.

P.S., I will NOT give you any personal informations about myself such as my name (you will know me as SwaggerMonkey101), where I live, my phone number, or any of that. I won't even tell you if I'm a boy or girl. I like to keep things a mystery... plus, I just don't like telling people things about me. That is final. I only say this because in the past I actually have had people ask me for those things. Not happening, darlings, sorry.

FAVORITES:

Movies: Star Wars, Troy, The Mummy (1&2 only), V for Vendetta, Gothika, Dracula (the one with Gary Oldman), Red Eye, Inglourious Basterds, The Da Vinci Code, Angels & Demons, Taken, Jurassic Park, Dracula's Daughter (old movie made in the thirties), Walk the Line, X-men Origins: Wolverine, Kill Bill (both).

Books/Graphic Novels: Sookie Stackhouse series (I hate the show True Blood), Interview with the Vampire, The Spiderwick Chronicles (I know, they're childrens books but they're amazing), Holly Black's Tithe and Valiant and Ironside, Witchblade (graphic novel, don't like the show), Fables (graphic novel).

Anime/Mangas: Yu-gi-oh, Chrno Crusade, Inuyasha, Vampire Knight, Avatar: The Last Airbender (even though that's considered a cartoon), Cowboy Bebop, Fruits Basket (sometimes).

TV Shows: I only watch cartoons and LOST... cause I pretty much have no life.

PAIRINGS:

My Ultimate Faves: Serenity/Seto (Yu-gi-oh), Serenity/Valon (Yu-gi-oh, yeah I recently got into that one), Joey/Mai (Yu-gi-oh), Zuko/Katara (Avatar), Toph/Sokka (Avatar), Kagome/Sesshomaru (Inuyasha), Shannon/Sayid (LOST), Sawyer/Juliet (LOST), Sookie/Eric (Sookie Stackhouse), Sara/Ian (Witchblade).

Aang/Katara (Avatar), Tea/Yugi (Yu-gi-oh, and when I say Yugi I don't mean the Pharaoh), Yami/Serenity (Yu-gi-oh), Set/Kisara (Yu-gi-oh), Hurley/Libby (LOST), Jack/Kate (LOST, two idiots belong together), Jack/Juliet (LOST, I have my moments), Miroku/Sango (Inuyasha), Faye/Spike (Cowboy Bebop), Sookie/Bill (Sookie Stackhouse), Sara/Jackie (Witchblade).

As stated before, I do support yaoi/yuri but I'll rarely write them. I also don't have any fave pairings of any of them, I'm pretty much open to them. If I happen to someday write a yoai/yuri I don't want to hear any BS from any of you, we all have different opinions. And don't waste your air about how God 'frowns' upon it. The God I believe in loves all his children; it's says that in the bible, sweetness. Now enough about religion (enough people die over it), fanfiction is make believe after all.

I DO NOT SUPPORT INCEST. It makes me vomit.

More to come soon.

Stories will also be coming soon.