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Overview

MIXY LANG’S Profile is a non-profit page where the one and only Mixy Lang types whatever suits her fancy. Which includes but is no way limited to: Long rants, Story summaries and progress reports, quotable quotes, random bursts of third person paragraphs… ect. We at MIXY LANG’S Profile do not condone flames or real life misery, pain, suffering, angst… ect. We do however encourage feedback and creativity. Even if said creativeness consists of random nonsensical bable about blue dancing mushrooms running away with the fork and the spoon to jump over the moon and discovering Never Never Land where fish fly and birds swim. That concludes our over view please enjoy MIXY LANG’S Profile. We here at MIXY LANG'S Profile would also like to point out that many of our Quotable Quotes come from the show HOSE M.D. but fear not for we do come up with our own stuff (and occassionally steal quotes form others and mark them as unknown).

I MIXY LANG SWEAR TO WHATEVER THE HIGHEST AUTHORITY THERE IS THAT I WILL NEVER EVER TAKE SOMEONE'S IDEA WITHOUT PERMISSION AND CALL IT MY OWN.

ALSO, We here at MIXY LANG'S Profile do not make a profit from any of the stories posted on this site. Said stories are written as creative outlets that we would like to share with others. we do not own any characters, unless they are oc in which case they will be marked at the top of the chapter in which they are introduced or put in the summary for the story.

Quotable Quotes

Curosity Killed the Cat, but for a while i was the suspect. -Steven Wright

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing of years.

I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear you and not be offended- Mixy Lang

All I HAVE to do is sit here on this green earth and wait to die- Mr. Dolan

Would you consider this normal or caddy wumpuss?- some guy on tv

I teah you to lie, cheat and steal, and as soon as my back's turned you wait in a line?- Dr. Gregory House

Candy canes? Are you mocking me?- Dr. Gregory House

You know. Hostility makes me shink like a... I Can't think of a non-sexual metaphor- Dr. Gregory House

Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if you jumble it up.- Dr. Gregory House

Ah, a rash, call a dermatologist. If it's wet, keep it dry. If it's dry, keep it wet. If it's not supposed to be there, cut it off. I never could remember all that- Dr. Gregory House

Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning.- Dr. Gergory House

PMS- Every Woman's legal right to be a bitch-On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

-On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?).

-On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???...).

-On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

-On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

-On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (are you sure? let's experiment)

-On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

-On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

-On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???...)

-On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...outer space?)

-On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

-On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

-On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (oh someone got baid the big bucks to write this one)

-On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (thats right, just totally destroy childhood dreams.)

-On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Raise your hand if you have done this!)

-On Japenese Cutting Knife: "Warning: Keep out of children" (So its fine to keep them in adults right?)

Stories:

A Cowards Love- Naruto (One shot but MIXY LANG is playing around with the idea of a second chapter)

Distraction- Naruto (One shot)

Saving Me- Naruto (One shot)

Inconspicuously Me- Naruto (WIP)

Mixy Lang's Questions:

-Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
-Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
-Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
-Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
-Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
-Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
-When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
-Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? (seriously dude why?)
-Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? (so the person taking the shot doesn’t sue for an infection a dirty needle may cause duh)
-Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? (who says they don’t)
-If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? (now there’s a revelation for the century)
-If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? (because the guy who named it was a morbid sadist)