Welcome to my fabulous world. You can find much more of my fanfiction at my insane journal account. You can also find all of my fics, of all ratings, linked and listed by pairing at abstract_fics.

I write mostly HP slash. Pairings include:

Snape/Harry
Harry/Draco
Remus/Harry
Harry/Colin
Sirius/Remus
Sirius/Harry
Lucius/Harry
Lucius/Ron
and Lucius/Draco, among others.

My fic 'Stick' won a Multifaceted Award.

I also write Get Backers fic, the occasional Clex and that sort of thing. Feel free to hop on over to my IJ account and friend me if you like my stuff. I have difficulty in remembering to update everywhere, but I always update there. And let me know you're friending me, so I can friend you back and allow you to read unfettered.

Don't take me too seriously. I don't take myself too seriously. I write because I enjoy it, and because I enjoy growing as a writer. Concrit is appreciated, but rudeness and wanking are not. Please be civil.

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1. Only Human reviews

Aziraphale loses his job. A/C slash.

Complete - Good Omens - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,286 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-17-08 - Published: 6-17-08

2. A Rolling Stone reviews

Vimes interviews a troll accused of assault.

Complete - Discworld - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-17-08 - Published: 6-17-08

3. Weakness reviews

In a friendly match, Atobe looks for Shishido’s weakness. Implied ShishidoOhtori, 500 words.

Complete - Prince of Tennis - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-28-07 - Published: 3-28-07

4. Determined to Win reviews

Momoshiro should have known better than to try to let Ryoma down easy...

Complete - Prince of Tennis - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-19-07 - Published: 3-19-07

5. The Data Date reviews

Inui prevents Kaidoh from overexertion with a calculated distraction—a movie.

Complete - Prince of Tennis - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-18-07 - Published: 3-18-07

6. Just the Right Touch reviews

It's Christmas, and Harry is alone at his flat in London for a few days before the Weasleys arrive. An unexpected visit from Sirius turns it into one of the best holidays Harry's ever had. Written for the SSS fic exchange, with thanks to Klynie1.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-14-07 - Published: 2-14-07

7. Parting Gift reviews

Harry gives Snape the only thing he has left to offer.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-8-07 - Published: 2-8-07

8. Beta Version reviews

Ivan contemplates solutions to his marriage woes. IvanByerly

Complete - Miles Vorkosigan - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-8-07 - Published: 2-8-07

9. Never Let Go reviews

Draco finds Harry’s obsession with him aggravating, at least at first.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-7-06 - Published: 8-7-06

10. Wears the Trousers reviews

Snape discovers that Harry fits him perfectly. A short oneshot humorromance that will hopefully leave you in stitches.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,333 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 7-19-06 - Published: 7-19-06

11. What Friends Are For reviews

A HarryRon drabble. Ron is always looking out for Harry.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-7-06 - Published: 5-7-06

12. Harry Cottontail reviews

A drabble in which Snape keeps Harry after class to brew potions.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-7-06 - Published: 5-7-06

13. Magpie reviews

Harry watches over himself, but he isn’t the only one. Slash. Snarry.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 3-8-06 - Published: 3-8-06

14. Harry Shakes His Booty reviews

Harry’s true nature reveals itself at an inopportune moment. In which I parody supermagicalbeing!Harry.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 2-23-06 - Published: 2-23-06

15. It All Started With Cedric reviews

What Cedric gave Harry was more than just a onenight stand he gave Harry the courage of his convictions, and Harry will use that.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 2-23-06 - Published: 2-23-06

16. End of the World reviews

Harry lost the war, but that doesn't mean he has to like it, as Snape is there to remind him.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-23-06 - Published: 2-23-06

17. Snape and the Tie That Binds reviews

AU, Nonmagic, HP on Jeeves and Wooster. Harry has decided it’s time to settle down with a good woman. Snape counteracts this dastardly idea with a plan of great shrewdness… Snarry

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,307 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-23-06 - Published: 2-23-06

18. Hope Raises No Dust reviews

PostHBP, Severus and Harry come together again, learn to cope, look toward the future, and to hope. Title taken from a quotation by Paul Eluard.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-19-06 - Published: 1-19-06

19. Stick reviews

After the war, Severus goes looking for peace. Harry goes looking for Severus. Severus finds strength in himself, but will he also learn to bend?

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 1-10-06 - Published: 1-10-06

20. Summer Thunder reviews

Ban likes a little bit of rain, a little bit of time to reflect, and a whole lot of Ginji.

Get Backers - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-16-05 - Published: 11-16-05

21. I Feel Pretty reviews

After the war, Harry runs into Draco, and Draco’s dirty little secret. A misunderstanding ensues. HPxDM, humor, crossdressing.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-26-05 - Published: 10-26-05

22. A Remarry Tale reviews

Harry sets off to find his fortune and his one true love, in the classic fairy tale style. Slash, RLHP.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,762 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-3-05 - Published: 10-3-05

23. The Butler Did It reviews

The war is over, and now Harry has it made. He should be happy, but there’s a certain sense of dissatisfaction—until he gains control of one Lucius Malfoy.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-21-05 - Published: 8-21-05

24. Bad Habits, or Get Back: Ban’s Dignity reviews

Ban is having a very bad day. Luckily, he doesn't have to give EVERYTHING up. Ban x Ginji. Humor.

Get Backers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-29-05 - Published: 7-29-05

25. This Hell reviews

SLASH YAOI. BanxAkabane. Yes, BanxAkabane. Mentions of BanxGinji. Ultra dark, very angsty. Ban uses Dr. Jackal, and Dr. Jackal uses Ban. 640 words.

Get Backers - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-14-05 - Published: 7-14-05

26. Harry and the Love Tutor reviews

SLASH. HarryBlaise, HarryColin. Harry wants to know how to tell if someone is gay. Blaise is happy to show him. Colin, on the other hand, isn’t so happy about Blaise—or the lessons.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,484 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-13-05 - Published: 7-13-05

27. Teacher's Pet reviews

Sequel to Pink, can be read alone. Severus finds himself stuck with Harry, who can’t—or won’t—relinquish his Animagus form. Snape grows reluctantly fond of the bugger. Slash.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 7-5-05 - Published: 7-5-05

28. Harry Potter Always Gets His Man reviews

Snarry, Humour, Slash. Oneshot. Harry schemes to get Snape, but Snape’s playing hard to get. What is it that the man wants? Harry doesn’t know, but he’s determined to figure it out.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,335 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-20-05 - Published: 6-20-05

29. Pink reviews

Another of my humorous takes on a cliché fic idea. SLASH. Harry is determined to learn the Animagus Transformation, and the results are…unexpected. HumourRomance, Snarry. One-shot

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,634 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 6-2-05 - Published: 6-2-05

30. Everyday Ejaculations reviews

The Dursleys have gone on vacation, while Harry is to be cared for by his godfather. Despite thinking Sirius is gorgeous, Harry is determined not to say anything, but Harry’s own magical abilities conspire to reveal his interest.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 4-22-05 - Published: 4-22-05

31. Catching Fire reviews

During the war, Harry and Severus look for a secret place to relieve their tension. 530 words. Slash.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-20-05 - Published: 4-20-05

32. This Means War reviews

SLASH. Harry’s taken over the Defence post, and Severus is at the end of his rope. For once in his life, he’s going to get what he wants, no matter how he has to go about it.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-19-05 - Published: 4-19-05

33. My Hero reviews

SLASH. Harry has defeated Voldemort and retreated from the magical world. When he comes across the one person who used to idolize him, it will either tear him apart, or be just what he needed to mend.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,262 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-13-05 - Published: 4-13-05

34. Mercury Met reviews

A double drabble in which Draco visits his father one last time. Lucius wants an explanation.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-12-05 - Published: 4-12-05

35. His Own Eyes reviews

BanGinji. Slash. Very short one-shot. Taking Ginji for granted vs. taking advantage of Ginji. Ban doesn’t know what reality is anymore. Will he settle for a good dream? Will he need to?

Complete - Get Backers - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 3-31-05 - Published: 3-31-05

36. Larger Problems reviews

Just as Voldemort finds a way to attack Hogwarts and overcome Dumbledore, Harry finds that he has even bigger problems. Snarry humour.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-26-05 - Published: 3-26-05

37. She's a Lady? reviews

A humourous tale about Harry getting all dressed up with somewhere to go—to save Severus…and maybe try to seduce him, as well. (No actual het was produced in the writing of this story.) What Lola wants, Lola gets.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,819 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-16-05 - Published: 3-16-05