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Author has written 42 stories for Harry Potter, Get Backers, Miles Vorkosigan, Prince of Tennis, Discworld, and Good Omens. Welcome to my fabulous world. You can find much more of my fanfiction at my insane journal account. You can also find all of my fics, of all ratings, linked and listed by pairing at abstract_fics. I write mostly HP slash. Pairings include: Snape/Harry My fic 'Stick' won a Multifaceted Award. I also write Get Backers fic, the occasional Clex and that sort of thing. Feel free to hop on over to my IJ account and friend me if you like my stuff. I have difficulty in remembering to update everywhere, but I always update there. And let me know you're friending me, so I can friend you back and allow you to read unfettered. Don't take me too seriously. I don't take myself too seriously. I write because I enjoy it, and because I enjoy growing as a writer. Concrit is appreciated, but rudeness and wanking are not. Please be civil. | |||||||
1. Hogwarts Runway reviewsHogwarts puts on a fashion show for (Great Justice? charity?) humour purposes. (AU-ish as everyone is alive and aware of Project Runway.) Beta'd by the incomparable Isisanubis (and all further mistakes are mine).Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-15-13 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete2. The Holiday Spirit reviewsSTAND ALONE. NOT A SEQUEL TO ANYTHING. It's Christmas and Harry's young son, Cas Potter, is growing up and struggling to fit in, while Harry and Snape are too busy fighting to notice. Contains: AU, original characters, past character death. Thanks to: angela snape, aeryun, accioslash & lmedenHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,651 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-1-10 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete3. Perspective reviewsHarry and Snape switch bodies.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 3-20-10 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete4. The Spirit of Things reviewsWARNINGS: You can assume there was character-death in the untold back-story. SUMMARY: Snape is haunting Harry, but Harry's the one wandering the halls at night like the undead. Told through a series of night-time encounters.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-10-10 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete5. Felinated! reviewsA potions accident leaves Snape as a cat until who-knows-when. Harry's already got his hands full when a prankster starts sabotaging the rebuilding of Hogwarts. But what if it's not just a prank?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,506 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 3-6-10 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete6. Only Human reviewsAziraphale loses his job. A/C slash.Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,297 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 6-17-08 - Complete7. A Rolling Stone reviewsVimes interviews a troll accused of assault.Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-17-08 - Complete8. Weakness reviewsIn a friendly match, Atobe looks for Shishido's weakness. Implied ShishidoOhtori, 500 words.Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-28-07 - Shishido R. & Otori C. - Complete9. Determined to Win reviewsMomoshiro should have known better than to try to let Ryoma down easy...Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 3-19-07 - Momoshiro T. & E. Ryoma - Complete10. The Data Date reviewsInui prevents Kaidoh from overexertion with a calculated distraction—a movie.Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-18-07 - Inui S. & Kaidoh K. - Complete11. Just the Right Touch reviewsIt's Christmas, and Harry is alone at his flat in London for a few days before the Weasleys arrive. An unexpected visit from Sirius turns it into one of the best holidays Harry's ever had. Written for the SSS fic exchange, with thanks to Klynie1.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 2-14-07 - Harry P. & Sirius B. - Complete12. Parting Gift reviewsHarry gives Snape the only thing he has left to offer.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-8-07 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete13. Beta Version reviewsIvan contemplates solutions to his marriage woes. IvanByerlyMiles Vorkosigan - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-8-07 - Complete14. Never Let Go reviewsDraco finds Harry's obsession with him aggravating, at least at first.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-7-06 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete15. Wears the Trousers reviewsSnape discovers that Harry fits him perfectly. A short oneshot humorromance that will hopefully leave you in stitches.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,460 - Reviews: 112 - Published: 7-19-06 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete16. What Friends Are For reviewsA HarryRon drabble. Ron is always looking out for Harry.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-7-06 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete17. Harry Cottontail reviewsA drabble in which Snape keeps Harry after class to brew potions.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-7-06 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete18. Magpie reviewsHarry watches over himself, but he isn't the only one. Slash. Snarry.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,549 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 3-8-06 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete19. Harry Shakes His Booty reviewsHarry's true nature reveals itself at an inopportune moment. In which I parody supermagicalbeing!Harry.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 2-23-06 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete20. It All Started With Cedric reviewsWhat Cedric gave Harry was more than just a onenight stand he gave Harry the courage of his convictions, and Harry will use that.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 2-23-06 - Harry P. & Cedric D. - Complete21. End of the World reviewsHarry lost the war, but that doesn't mean he has to like it, as Snape is there to remind him.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-23-06 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete22. Snape and the Tie That Binds reviewsAU, Nonmagic, HP on Jeeves and Wooster. Harry has decided it's time to settle down with a good woman. Snape counteracts this dastardly idea with a plan of great shrewdness… SnarryHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,639 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-23-06 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete23. Hope Raises No Dust reviewsPostHBP, Severus and Harry come together again, learn to cope, look toward the future, and to hope. Title taken from a quotation by Paul Eluard.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-19-06 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete24. Stick reviewsAfter the war, Severus goes looking for peace. Harry goes looking for Severus. Severus finds strength in himself, but will he also learn to bend?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 61 - Published: 1-10-06 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete25. Summer Thunder reviewsBan likes a little bit of rain, a little bit of time to reflect, and a whole lot of Ginji.Get Backers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-16-0526. I Feel Pretty reviewsAfter the war, Harry runs into Draco, and Draco's dirty little secret. A misunderstanding ensues. HPxDM, humor, crossdressing.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-26-05 - Harry P. & Draco M.27. A Remarry Tale reviewsHarry sets off to find his fortune and his one true love, in the classic fairy tale style. Slash, RLHP.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,769 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-3-05 - Harry P. & Remus L.28. The Butler Did It reviewsThe war is over, and now Harry has it made. He should be happy, but there's a certain sense of dissatisfaction—until he gains control of one Lucius Malfoy.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-21-05 - Harry P. & Lucius M.29. Bad Habits, or Get Back: Ban’s Dignity reviewsBan is having a very bad day. Luckily, he doesn't have to give EVERYTHING up. Ban x Ginji. Humor.Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-29-0530. This Hell reviewsSLASH YAOI. BanxAkabane. Yes, BanxAkabane. Mentions of BanxGinji. Ultra dark, very angsty. Ban uses Dr. Jackal, and Dr. Jackal uses Ban. 640 words.Get Backers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-14-0531. Harry and the Love Tutor reviewsSLASH. HarryBlaise, HarryColin. Harry wants to know how to tell if someone is gay. Blaise is happy to show him. Colin, on the other hand, isn't so happy about Blaise—or the lessons.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,878 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 7-13-05 - Harry P. & Blaise Z.32. Teacher's Pet reviewsSequel to Pink, can be read alone. Severus finds himself stuck with Harry, who can't—or won't—relinquish his Animagus form. Snape grows reluctantly fond of the bugger. Slash.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 66 - Published: 7-5-05 - Harry P. & Severus S.33. Harry Potter Always Gets His Man reviewsSnarry, Humour, Slash. Oneshot. Harry schemes to get Snape, but Snape's playing hard to get. What is it that the man wants? Harry doesn't know, but he's determined to figure it out.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-20-05 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete34. Pink reviewsAnother of my humorous takes on a cliché fic idea. SLASH. Harry is determined to learn the Animagus Transformation, and the results are…unexpected. HumourRomance, Snarry. One-shotHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,872 - Reviews: 133 - Published: 6-2-05 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete35. Everyday Ejaculations reviewsThe Dursleys have gone on vacation, while Harry is to be cared for by his godfather. Despite thinking Sirius is gorgeous, Harry is determined not to say anything, but Harry's own magical abilities conspire to reveal his interest.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 56 - Published: 4-22-05 - Harry P. & Sirius B.36. Catching Fire reviewsDuring the war, Harry and Severus look for a secret place to relieve their tension. 530 words. Slash.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-20-05 - Harry P. & Severus S.37. This Means War reviewsSLASH. Harry's taken over the Defence post, and Severus is at the end of his rope. For once in his life, he's going to get what he wants, no matter how he has to go about it.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-19-05 - Harry P. & Severus S.38. My Hero reviewsSLASH. Harry has defeated Voldemort and retreated from the magical world. When he comes across the one person who used to idolize him, it will either tear him apart, or be just what he needed to mend.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,591 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-13-05 - Harry P.39. Mercury Met reviewsA double drabble in which Draco visits his father one last time. Lucius wants an explanation.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-12-05 - Harry P. & Draco M.40. His Own Eyes reviewsBanGinji. Slash. Very short one-shot. Taking Ginji for granted vs. taking advantage of Ginji. Ban doesn't know what reality is anymore. Will he settle for a good dream? Will he need to?Get Backers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 3-31-05 - Complete41. Larger Problems reviewsJust as Voldemort finds a way to attack Hogwarts and overcome Dumbledore, Harry finds that he has even bigger problems. Snarry humour.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-26-05 - Harry P. & Severus S.42. She's a Lady? reviewsA humourous tale about Harry getting all dressed up with somewhere to go—to save Severus…and maybe try to seduce him, as well. (No actual het was produced in the writing of this story.) What Lola wants, Lola gets.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,114 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-16-05 - Harry P. & Severus S.
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