Author has written 4 stories for Phantom of the Opera, and Harry Potter.
Ellie: Please, go tell me if my website sux, cuz I think it kinda does!
Ellie: (Crying) Well, at least I tried.
Erik: (To Tanell) Hey, leave my Ellie alone, you twit!
Tanell: And who is going to make me.
Tanell: This is all your fault, Ellie!
Ellie: Yup... (ToErik) Punjab her, man! Get her good and dead!
Tanell: (Screaming beneath a twisted punjab) Ahhhhh! Get...(Cough) off!
Erik: Shut up, you little bitch-fop!
Ellie: (Laughing) Mwahahahahaha! Hehe...hehe...hehe
Erik: You want her good and dead, or do you want he to suffer!
Tanell: (Looking mortified) What? A what? Poking? With what?
Erik: So, you get a cage, I'll provide the stick!
Tanell: (Eyes widen) Huh?
Ellie: (Starts to leave) I'll be right back..
Ellie: (Pulling away in disgust.) You did what with who for how many Jelly Beans?
Ellie: I think I'm gunna puke!
Erik: Well it was 52 Jelly Beans!
Ellie: (A little entertained) You shoulda just did that for me, I would have given you enough money to buy a few hundred Jelly Beans!
Erik: You would? (Looks expectantly at Ellie)
Ellie: Well... (Looks at Erik's expectant look) Oh, no, don't you even! I like my Jelly Beans, and unlike Carlotta I will not allow you to wear nothing but a poet shirt for Jelly Beans!
(A/n What the hell is wrong with me?)
Erik: Well, at least I didn't...
Ellie: Don't start with that, now!
Tanell: (From her cage) Ooooo! Do start with that it sounds interesting!
Ellie and Erik: (To Tanell) Shut up!
Erik: Well, if you don't want it brought up, don't do things like that!
Ellie: I was DRUNK!
Erik: Then perhaps you should not become intoxicated in the presence of a fop.
Ellie: How was I suppose to know he liked red heads?
Erik: (Looks at Ellie's hair) Your not a red head...
Ellie: Not anymore...
Erik: Oh... Oh! (Looks disguested) Ewww...
Erik: I think that Fop fing is just wrong.
Ellie: Hey, you're the one who was after some idiot Saprano who couldn't tell true love from a horse's ass!
Erik: (Contemplates for a moment) Yeah, I think that may have been a little stupid. (Sarcastically yells, angrily) Maybe I should start sleeping with fops, then at least I would get enough cash to buy a new mask!
Ellie: You bribe the managers enough...
Erik: Oh great, here we go again...
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