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since: 03-12-05, id: 774592
Author has written 4 stories for Phantom of the Opera, and Harry Potter.

Ellie: Please, go tell me if my website sux, cuz I think it kinda does!

Tanell:
No one wants to see your website, you idiot. People have better
things to do with their time then visit your retarded website!

Ellie: (Crying) Well, at least I tried.

Erik: (To Tanell) Hey, leave my Ellie alone, you twit!

Tanell: And who is going to make me.

(Erik
brings out Punjab Lasso. Tanell begins running frantically to
find the door, which has now mystiously disapeared. Ellie watches
and laughs hysterically.)

Tanell: This is all your fault, Ellie!

Ellie: Yup... (ToErik) Punjab her, man! Get her good and dead!


Tanell: (Screaming beneath a twisted punjab) Ahhhhh! Get...(Cough) off!

Erik: Shut up, you little bitch-fop!

Ellie: (Laughing) Mwahahahahaha! Hehe...hehe...hehe

Erik: You want her good and dead, or do you want he to suffer!

Ellie:
(Stops laughing, stares at Erik and Tanell) Well, I think
that... You should put her in a cage and hang her in my room so
we can poke her with a large and pointy stick!

Tanell: (Looking mortified) What? A what? Poking? With what?

Erik: So, you get a cage, I'll provide the stick!

Tanell: (Eyes widen) Huh?

Ellie: (Starts to leave) I'll be right back..

Erik:
Wait! (He ties Tanell up so she cannot move, and walks over to
Ellie.) I have something I have to tell you... (Whispers
something into a surprised Ellie's ear)

Ellie: (Pulling away in disgust.) You did what with who for how many Jelly Beans?


Ellie: I think I'm gunna puke!

Erik: Well it was 52 Jelly Beans!

Ellie: (A little entertained) You shoulda just did that for me, I would have given you enough money to buy a few hundred Jelly Beans!

Erik: You would? (Looks expectantly at Ellie)

Ellie: Well... (Looks at Erik's expectant look) Oh, no, don't you even! I like my Jelly Beans, and unlike Carlotta I will not allow you to wear nothing but a poet shirt for Jelly Beans!

(A/n What the hell is wrong with me?)


Erik: Well, at least I didn't...

Ellie: Don't start with that, now!

Tanell: (From her cage) Ooooo! Do start with that it sounds interesting!

Ellie and Erik: (To Tanell) Shut up!

Erik: Well, if you don't want it brought up, don't do things like that!

Ellie: I was DRUNK!

Erik: Then perhaps you should not become intoxicated in the presence of a fop.

Ellie: How was I suppose to know he liked red heads?

Erik: (Looks at Ellie's hair) Your not a red head...

Ellie: Not anymore...

Erik: Oh... Oh! (Looks disguested) Ewww...


Erik: I think that Fop fing is just wrong.

Ellie: Hey, you're the one who was after some idiot Saprano who couldn't tell true love from a horse's ass!

Erik: (Contemplates for a moment) Yeah, I think that may have been a little stupid. (Sarcastically yells, angrily) Maybe I should start sleeping with fops, then at least I would get enough cash to buy a new mask!

Ellie: You bribe the managers enough...

Erik: Oh great, here we go again...

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1. Dark Marks of Rejection » reviews
This is the basic story of Sirius' first love. Sorry, no better way to say it...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,911 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-25-05 - Published: 8-3-05 - Sirius B. & James P.
2. New Beginnings » reviews
This is the sequal to 'The Return', posted because Angel of the Mask won't let me live in peace until I do it... Please read 'The Return' or this one won't make any sense! REVIEWS R VERY WELCOME. IF YOU WANT ANSWERS, JUST EMAIL ME!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 16,205 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 10-24-05 - Published: 4-15-05
3. My Own Phantom » reviews
Annie has just found out that her high school will be putting on “The Phantom of the Opera”. Then she finds out that she will be playing the part of Christine. Will she be ableto find her own ‘Angel’ in the boy playing the Phantom? T for later lang.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 55 - Words: 45,867 - Reviews: 752 - Updated: 7-27-05 - Published: 3-19-05
4. The Return » reviews
Rene Delacour is an aspirating actress and dancer who has just joined the Opera Populaire. She only wishes to become a dancer, but suddenly Rene finds herself caught up in a legend that she herself did not believe in, a legend that may have been sent to.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,971 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 4-8-05 - Published: 3-16-05
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