YOU MAY FIND THAT I HAVE DELETED A LOT OF MY OLD ONE-SHOTS. THERE IS A POSSIBLE CHANCE THAT I WILL REWRITE THEM. THANKS!

"--Because only books have that power.
A motion picture, or music, or television, they have to maintain a certain decorum in order to be broadcast to a vast audience. Other forms of mass media cost too much to produce to risk reaching only a limited audience. Only one person. But a book...A book is cheap to print and bind. A book is as private and consensual as sex. A book takes time and effort to consume. Actually, so few people make the effort to read that it's difficult to call books a "mass medium." No one really gives a damn about books. No one has bothered to ban a book in decades.
But with that disregard comes the freedom that only books have. And if a storyteller is going to write novels instead of screenplays, that's a freedom you need to exploit. Otherwise, write a movie. That's where the big money's at. Write for television.
But, if you want the freedom to go anywhere, talk about anything, then write books." --Chuch Palahniuk, A/N in his book Haunted.

You're my hero, Chuck =)

Wise Quotes From Fight Club

"WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Ok, you are now firing a gun at your 'imaginary friend' near 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERINE!"
--Tyler Durden

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken." --Tyler Durden

"We just lost cabin pressure." --Narrator

"I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid... Then I ran some more." --Narrator

"Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?" --Tyler Durden

"When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep... and you're never really awake. With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything's far away, everything's a copy. " --Narrator

"Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: if someone yells "stop!", goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: the fights are bare knuckle. No shirt, no shoes, no weapons. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight." --Tyler Durden.

(Tyler and Narrator are discussing ideal opponents)
Tyler Durden: OK: any historic figure.
Narrator: I'd fight Gandhi.
Tyler Durden: Good answer.
Narrator: How about you?
Tyler Durden: Lincoln.
Narrator: Lincoln?
Tyler Durden: Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger.

Narrator: I'll tell you: we'll split up the week, okay? You take lymphoma, and tuberculosis...
Marla Singer: You take tuberculosis. My smoking doesn't go over at all.
Narrator: Okay, good, fine. Testicular cancer should be no contest, I think.
Marla Singer: Well, technically, I have more of a right to be there than you. You still have your balls.
Narrator: You're kidding.
Marla Singer: I don't know... am I?
Narrator: No, no! What do you want?
Marla Singer: I'll take the parasites.
Narrator: You can't have both the parasites, but while you take the blood parasites...
Marla Singer: I want brain parasites.
Narrator: I'll take the blood parasites. But I'm gonna take the organic brain dementia, okay?
Marla Singer: I want that.
Narrator: You can't have the whole brain, that's...
Marla Singer: So far you have four, I only have two!
Narrator: Okay. Take both the parasites. They're yours. Now we both have three...I want bowel cancer.

Marla Singer: A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.
Narrator: What?

(after beating an 'applicant' with a broom)
Narrator: I'm gonna go inside, and I'm gonna get a shovel.

(after giving Marla a breast exam)
Marla Singer: I wish I could return the favor.
Narrator: There's not a lot of breast cancer in the men in my family.
Marla Singer: I could check your prostate.

Narrator: I wrote little haiku poems. I emailed them to everyone.

Sick of me yet?

Name: Victoria

Birthday: June 23, 1992

Age: 18

Hair: Dark brown

Eyes: Brown (They turn yellow now and then O.o?!)

Country: America

Personality: I'm a very creative person, and I take full pride while saying it, too. I'm rather artistic in both literature and art. I love studying the mind, and plan to do a double major in English and in Psychology. My passion is writing, though, and psych. will help me develop characters with instability of the brain. I'm very open, and I will speak my mind. However, I hold back rather harsh or criticizing thoughts to myself if they do not need to be said. I am a very nice person, indeed. A lot of people tell me that I am very easy to talk to, and they are more comfortable around me and are more open. I am very easy to get along with. I've made many friends here on Fanfiction, and plus, people from around the world over other sites (of course, I am VERY careful), but I rather be real than fake. I don't give out my address, ect.
I get picky with my own writing, and I criticize myself to much. That's why my author notes tend to turn into rants. Thank you to my two lovely reviewers (Frosty and Josh) whom listen to me complain about it over AIM.
I see that my writing is more mature. SO LOOK AT THE DATE THAT THE STORY WAS PUBLISHED, BECAUSE A LOT OF THEM ARE OLD AND VERY STUPID WITH NO EDITING WHATSOEVER! =) Thank you.

Video Games: Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memory, Kingdom Hearts II (I've beaten it, and the others,mwhaha!), Final Fantasy X, Ratchet and Clank, Sonic, Mario 64, Mario Tennis, Super Smash Brothers, Mario Kart Double Dash, Silent Hill Series, Tom Clancy's: Rainbow Six Vegas, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Code Lyoko (for the Wii, it's so much fun XD), Red Steel, Assassians Creed, Super Smash Brothers Brawl, THE WORLD ENDS WITH YOU, Lost Odyssey, Bad Company, Jet Set Radio Future

Pairings I Dislike: I am not a fan of yaoi, but I do not have anything against it. But don't ask or expect me to write yaoi...because I won't.

I tend to rant in my author notes, lol. They seem longer than the actual story I'm writing in.
I am a Kingdom Hearts fanatic, but I wish Donald and Goofy weren't your partners.
Diz and King Mickey have the best friendship ever! They are total BFFs. It's awesome!
I hate Hayden playing Kairi's voice. GET SOMEONE NEW! But I love Kairi to death.
I am obsessed with Roxas...I have no clue why.
I want to steal Namine.
I write outside stories, but don't want to post them, because they're...strange.
I am a science nerd. Fringe FTW!
I'm a Disney fanatic.
My favorite band is Paramore.
I'd so go lesbian for Hayley Williams :D
Hot Topic! Whoo!
I have a strange obsession with Edward Norton and Fight Club.
I'm a theatre nerd.
I love Peter Pan
I love Peter Pan and Wendy together
I omit Peter Pan 2: Return to Neverland. There is no such thing.
I love Alice in Wonderland; I am a huge fan of it.
I have a thing for guys with blond hair (I have no clue why).
'The Reader' and 'A Walk to Remember' are the only chick flicks that have made me cry.
Fight Club is def. one of my favorite books/movie.
Chuck Palahnuik owns.
I find writing Edward and Winry stories are extremely frustrating and difficult, but it's a challenge I like to take.

"UGH! It's Jeffery Dean Morgan! God is he gorgeous!"
"He's old enough to be your father--"
"Don't crush my dreams, please!"
--Me and my mom on Jeffery Dean Morgan

Guy at Disney: You're in a tunnel..and you're in a tunnel, and then you're like SWCHOOM!
Victoria Keech and I:...That's what she said.

Highlight of my Life so far: Ten minutes of Hugh Jackman running around naked in 'Wolverine: Origins'. Nom nom nom.

Stories

Chapters:
Kingdom Hearts, My Point (complete)
The Chronicles of Kingdom Hearts (complete)
Babysitting Two Nightmares (recently deleted)
The King of Darkness (writing)
Room 696(writing) (writer's block)
Fear (Code Lyoko) (writing) (writer's block)
Beyond a Mad Tea Party (writing)

One Shots:
Raining Love Down Hard (recently deleted)
Bathroom Accident (recently deleted)
Sleeping With An Angel (recently deleted)
Wounded (recently deleted)
Mirror of Shattered Images (recently deleted)
Drinking Away Your Problems
Kiss Me Goodbye
Sapphire Notes
Death of a Lion
A Fever You Can't Sweat Out (Rated M)
Bleed (Rated M)
Send My Love to the Dance Floor, I'll See You in Hell (Rated M)
Not Your Average Morning
Fight Club
Say Goodnight
Lucid Dreaming

Upcoming or Possible Stories

The Fourth Story is coming soon of the KH series: (Title is still being decided). Sequeal to King of Darkness. I think I'm changing the plot to that one. =D Yay for changes!
Genre: Romance, Action/Adventure

Title: I'm Never Going to Dance Again
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Summary: Edward found out more about her as she got dressed for the ball. ;)
Note: I may make this M or T, or do two separate stories for this. Possible three-short/short story

Title: Chaos
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Summary: "When Edward hears that you messed with his girl," Winry said as she felt the blood drip down her chin from her lip, "He's going to kick your ass."
Note: T for violence, and Ed being a little softer XD One-shot

Title: Theif in the Night
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Summary: Another Squaffie. AU story. It all started with her stealing his wallet.
Note: This may be rated M for sexual content along with mature subjects (like crude humor) and violence.

Title: Love Save the Empty
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Summary: Kairi meets Roxas once again, and finds out that he's a lot different from Sora...(possible chapter)
Genre: Romance, Comfort

A possible Peter Pan story ;) It'll be Peter PanxWendy :) :) :)

Title: Dare You to Move
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Summary: Roxas, a physcology major, is asked take on his first case. He is asked to investigate a girl who hasn't said a word in over three years. She communicates by painting and drawing pictures. Little does he know that she's been kept inside the institution for having unnatural abilites.
"It was nice drawing with you, Namine. This isn't much," he said as he placed his drawing of a rose next to her. "But you can have it--"
Namine held out her drawing that she was working on. Roxas gave her a warm smile. "Thank you." When he glanced down at the paper, he saw that she had drawn him drawing his picture. The details were beautiful, and Roxas couldn't believe how good the drawing was. It was like he was looking at a reflection of himself. "Namine, this is amazing--!"
But as he flipped over the back, he felt his heart stop.
Help me.
He kept rereading those two words that was written in neat cursive.
"Namine--"
The door to Namine's room opened. It was the nurse from the front desk.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Sturgess, but your time is up for today. Dr. Ansem has to go to a meeting, and would rather be here when you're here. But he told me that tomorrow you can spend as much time as you wish. I'm very sorry."
"It's okay," Roxas said as he eyed Namine.
It felt like a dagger pierced him as Namine looked up at him for the first time, her pale bue eyes full of dredful suffering.
Help me.
Roxas put the drawing in his messenger bag, and then looked back at the nurse. She was waiting by the door, but had her back to them.
"I'll see you tomorrow, Namine," he said loud enough for the nurse to hear. He then bent down and whispered to Namine, "I don't know what you want me to help you with, but I'll do whatever I can."
Roxas then exited the room without looking back at her.
Genre: Romance, Comfort/Hurt, Supernatural, Spiritual

I am currently writing an outside story called Mirror's Edge.