ATTENTION:

I have somehow accidentally deleted an entire file which I kept a lot of updates in. I'm trying to recover it but I'm not sure how I can soooo updates will take even longer now. Sorry.

-"Current Theme Music"-
Lean on Me : DC Talk

-"Current Most Said Quote"-

-"Run away, run away- RUN THE FUCK AWAY!!"-

Age: 19

Sex: Female :P

3 Random Facts:

1- I'm taking kickboxing.

2- I have a crush on a guy in said kickboxing.

3- My cat doesn't have a name, she usually goes by Beast or Baby though.

My gaia name is Cioara... Just so you know :3 Also, a funfact about that is I pronounce it "Chow-Ruh" kekeke, I have no idea if that's right.

Finished Fic Rants:

New Family: There are so many things wrong with so many aspects of this fic. I do plan on revamping some day when I don't have as many projects piled up on me. (Granted I pile them all myself.) Really though, it was the first NejiGaa I ever wrote and the third fanfiction I ever posted (see AFF.net for earlier work) and even at that I had so little writing experience I shouldn't have been let near a computer. Still, I'm really thankful for all the support everyone has given me and it has pushed me to improve myself, which I like to think I've done. Edit: Ok, so about the comments I've been getting about how alcohol wouldn't put out the fire... I'm not retarded you guys, I know it's flammable. Although, hawh, at the time I didn't know that sake was traditionally warmed (please remember I wrote it when I was 15) so it shouldn't have been on ice. Anyway, the sake was still in the bottle, in the ice, in the bucket (and the tree's in the hole and the hole's in the ground and the green grass grows all around-around and the green grass grows all around).

Dark Diary: I'm already in the process of rewriting it and I'm working on an epilogue chapter right now because the fact that it's like 5,000 words short of being 100,000 drives me nuts T.T

Miserable: Admittedly I'm less embarassed about this monstrosity than the first two, but there's still plenty of novice mistakes. I really should have invested the time in a Beta. Although I did have dear friends who I'd send the chapters to (every now and then, hehe) who'd improve the chapters, I usually sent them in the dead of night and expected them returned within the hour. It's a painful habit of mine, as soon as I finish a chapter (no matter how rough the draft) I feel the immense need to post it. "To Hell with all the times I wrote 'wat'!" I'd cry, "I'm posting this shit now!!1" Please forgive me.

Creepy Guy: This one isn't actually set as complete, but it's a stand alone oneshot. I thought I'd have the sequel out in a month or so, but to this day I only have around three pages written. I remember when I first started writing it. I was listening to Dane Cook's (what ever happened to that guy?) Creepy Guy sketch and thought to myself, "there's NejiGaa potential in this, I can SMELL it!" And I spent lots of time sniffing NejiGaa so I trusted my instincts and followed my nose. I was so sure that my humor was too ridiculous and that no one would find it funny but me and few others. Imagine my suprise at the reviews, I'm glad everyone liked it.

Gigantic: For a song about a Black man's penis I always found something oddly romantic about this song. So naturally my first thought was "how can this pertain to NejiGaa?" I put the song on repeat and sat in front of the computer (this was when I wrote on a desktop mind you) for about ten minutes brainstorming before I just started typing. There was very little editing or anything of the sort because this was again one of my earlier works so I just wanted to post something. I have a sequel planned out and half written but it takes a backseat to everything I need to update.

Black Bird: It was late, I was sleepy, everyone is OOC but come on, cut me some slack, I was 15 years old and in the mood for some NejiGaa fluff. Remember, this was posted during a time when there were like, 1 and a half pages of NejiGaa fanfiction. If I wanted fluff, I had to write it myself. Ugh, truly an abysmal time.

Late Night Murder Attempts: I really need to change the title... Anyway, first KankSakon oneshot because I couldn't stand Dismal Forebodings being the only KankSakon fic out there. Seriously, what the Hell? People pair characters up that met only through one fight all the time. Why not these two? They're certainly attractive, they'd make a good dynamic,--FUCK ME!-- :Ahem: Sorry about that, the wind just blew my door shut and it startled the Hell out of me. As I was saying, this is a poorly written, pretty much PWP that maybe someday I'll fix up. In the mean time, enjoy the way it makes you feel a lot better about your writing.

Smoke and Mirrors: For some reason it's weird to write a small rant on something so recent. Well, I got this plot bunny about a year ago and immediately started working on it (while still working on updating of course). I finished the first part pretty quickly, but then I spent a bunch of time proof reading and getting feedback from fellow writers. Even the bitches that don't update. :Cough: 13th of Never :Cough: I've got about 16 pages done of the sequel and it's going to get a lot bigger before I'm done with it. Anyone who was interested in knowing about Sakon, prepare to enjoy. For those of you who don't care, well... uh... :D SM will probably be turned into a chapter fic, although I'm prewriting everything first because I don't need another unfinished chapterfic hanging over my head.

After watching and reading the series(Naruto) I can't help but come to the conclusion that Orochimaru doesn't like Sasuke very much. I mean, yeah he wants to take his body to live longer and become stronger.(Not for sex you silly guys and I'll tell you why.)

Orochimaru's first choice was Itachi. Understandable because while Itachi is rather dead inside he's still a step up from Sasuke. Then again, who isn't?

Anyway, Orochimaru wanted Itachi's body because he's stronger and prettier and all around more tolerable. Unfortunately, Itachi was too strong and Orochimaru was unable to suppress his soul and steal his body. I don't think I stated it justly in the beginning. Orochimaru doesn't just not like Sasuke, rather, he hates him. Think about it. Orochimaru gives Sasuke a home, trains him, feeds him, clothes him. I mean, sure it's pretty much a selfish reason that he's doing it but still. (I'm writing a fic in which Orochimaru actually takes Sasuke in as a favor to Itachi.)

What does Sasuke do? Well, no one is certain but I personally think he was nothing but bitchy 24/7.

I'd like to take this moment to say that I do not hate Sasuke. I almost love how bitchy he is.

In cone-clusion, here's the scoop: Orochimaru wants Itachi and hates Sasuke.

That is all. Thank you and goodnight. :P

It was brought to my attention that these people are posting my stuff elsewhere, but where not crediting me as the author. I don't feel very good about that. Although, I suppose it's just fanfiction...

http://www.tokyopop.com/Erisad/fiction

http://www.tokyopop.com/Shattani/fiction

Pairings I ship!!:

Naruto: NejixGaara, KankurouxSakon, KimimaroxUkon, SasukexNaruto, KakashixIruka, OrochimaruxItachi, ChoujixIno, LeexSakura, KibaxHinata, AsumaxKurenai, ShikamaruxTemari, KakuzuxHidan, JiroubouxTayuya, ShinoxHanabi, ZabuzaxHaku, JuugoxSuigetsu (and I'm actually considering KabutoxSai).

Bleach: IchigoxUryuu, ChadxOrihime, GinxIzuru, KyourakuxUkitake, GrimmjowxUlquiorra, AizenxSzayel, ShuuheixYumichika, IsshinxRyuuken, KenpachixYachiru, HitsugayaxHanatarou, MayurixNemu, NnoitraxTesla, PeschexNel, ByakuyaxRenji, NovaxRangiku, (Possibly ShinjixUrahara).

Digimon: Yamato(Matt)xTaichi, KenxDaisuke(Davis), Jyou(Joe)xKoushiro(Izzy). While I don't really care about them, Takeru(TK)xHikari(Kari) and Iori(Cody)xMiyako(Yolei) are fine with me.

Harry Potter: DracoxHarry, LuciusxSeverus, MarcusxOliver, RonxHermione, BlaisexPansy, HagridxOlympia, SiriusxRemus.

YuGiOh: YamixYuugi, BakuraxRyou, MarikxMalik, SetoxJou, HondaxOtogi, NoaxMokuba.

Death Note: LightxL, MelloxNear, MikamixMatsuda, MogixMisa, LesterxGevanni.

Inuyasha: SesshomaruxNaraku, InuyashaxKagome, MirokuxSango, KohakuxSouta, (possibly ShippoxRin)

Yu Yu Hakusho: KarasuxKurama, KuwabaraxYukina, JinxYusuke, JinxTouya, Suzuka(i)xShishi, Toguro OtotoxGenkai, RaizenxAtsuko.

((I take requests for any of the pairings listed above. Be warned, I am a snob and a request for any pairing not listed above will be denied.))

Name 12 of your favourite Naruto characters and answer the questions below.

1. Neji
2. Gaara
3. Kankurou
4. Sakon
5. Kimimaro
6. Ukon
7. Orochimaru
8. Juugo
9. Suigetsu
10. Temari
11. Jiraya
12. Shikamaru

(In that order)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
UkonxJiraiya o.O No, and I hope I never do.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
YES! He's only effing gorgeous! Look at his legs O 3O I mean REAAAALLY look at them. Yum. And also his little grimace, especially in the manga, he looks so constantly inconvenienced. SO CUTE.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Shikamaru got Juugo pregnant? ... Temari and Suigetsu would be very curious as to how that happened. Then the blood would spill and there would be a great cry of anguish and torture in the land, greater than has ever been heared or ever will be heard again 0.0

4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine?.
I just read one :X About loyalties and such. Tch, where are all the JuuSui fics?! I'm ashamed of all of you.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Gaara and Ukon?! Christ incarnate at Christmas NO!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Kimimaro belongs with no one but Ukon >7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
I have no idea what Orochimaru would do if he saw Gaara and Shikamaru having sex o.o Walk away and cry himself to sleep that night?

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
KankTem Sandcest! Kankurou and Temari got drunk one night and woke up next to each other naked! Now Kankurou is getting skinned alive by Sakon while Temari is trying to wake Shikamaru up from his nap.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
NejiJuugo? Don't know, don't care, will never check.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Oro/Shika: "Shadowed Intent"

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Sakon deflower Neji? HA! That bitch wishes. Uhhhh... Bondage.

12) Do you ship Three in any het pairings?
Kankurou? Hell to the no.

13) Do you write or draw Eleven?
Jiraya… Not really, no... weird.

14) Would you write Two/Four/Five smut?
GaaSakonKimi... I'd vomit.

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Temari? Uhhhh "I'M A HORNY VOLCANOE!!"

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Juugo? Welcome to My Dreams- Bing Crosby

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Neji/Ukon/Shikamaru... Tentacle.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Temari on Gaara: "I'm your biggest fan 8D"

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Jiraya – Gaara/Juugo: Boooo! Get some ladies up in here!

20) How emo is Seven?
Orochimaru isn't emo! Just incredibly creepy :3 And that's why I love him.