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Author has written 16 stories for Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Alice in Wonderland, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Ouran High School Host Club. Yes, I made this icon. KELSY LOKELANI LOWERY'S WARNING: This profile may not be suitable for children under the age of 13 due to its crazy Ouran obsessing. I am Kelsy. you may know me as: Kelsy-wa I lurrrves: My awesometastical buddehs: Kelsy is a fangirl of: Kelsy: Is a good friend What would be on my iPod (If I had one): QUOTSIES: "I like silky pantys cause they feel nice on my hinee..." - My sister "AAAAHHHH! THERE'S A BUG IN MY PANTS!! -hooks thumbs in shirt, then sticks thumbs through beltloops- AAAAAAHHHHH! -runs away, smacks into wall-" -my brother, sugar hiiiii "Did your mom really tell you not to start a conversation with a hobo?" "Let's see how many Naruto characters I can name!-starts listing every single Naruto character I can think of-" "I know what Chouji keeps in his 'butt pouch!' Potato chips!" "Shinobu lives in Hinata City... Shino bu... Shino, Hinata... EWW!!" - My sister, making a Naruto reference from Love Hina "The Bible is Romance slash Sci-fi?"- Elizabeth (my friend) "There's cats on my homework!" - My sister "You said it was taken by Canadians!" - My brother. I forget what we were talking about, though. "This had better be good, I'm pantsless!" - Mal. Her brother told her to come out and see a possum in a tree. I named it Demyx... "Did you just say you shave your pants?!" - Mal. "Horse!" - me "You guys ate all my gummi worms!" - Lindsey (not my sister, the girl that had the sleepover) "Who's sock is this? It's not mine, It's not Tiffany's. Who's is-- Ow! Don't poke my butt with your claw!" - My mom, talking to one of my cats. "My doors are French?"- Mal "Hey, look! Portapotty!" -also Mal "Why are there gangstas in the Jesus movie?" -Mal, again. A couple of girls in chorus were watching Jesus Christ: Superstar! when Mal looked at the TV and saw gangstas, apparently. "I love you!!" -Me, shouting across the parking lot at school "She didn't pull her pants down like 'C'm'ere!' She was trying to be gangster. So she can't wear boxers anymore." - This girl from church, Cheyenne FAV PAIRINGS!! HP- Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Fred/Angelina, George/Alicia, Lee/Verity, James/Lily, Neville/Luna, Draco/Pansy, Naruto- Naruto/Hinata, Sasuke/Sakura, Sakura/Lee (just not at the same time as sasusaku), Shikamaru/Ino, Chouji/Temari, Neji/Tenten Eragon- Eragon/human!Saphira, Eragon/Arya, Murtagh/Nasuada Twilight - Pretty much anything. Ouran - Anything. Literally, though my favorites are TamaKyo and MoriHaru and TamaHaru and NekoHaru Misc (most of these are inside jokes,btw.)- Mr. Sloan/Fruity Pebbles, Chouji/Chewbacca, PencilShavings/Mal'sDad/Orangejuice, Kayla/BobtheMilkCarton, Mrs.Kalonick/chocolate RANDOM CORNER!! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile I f you have ever done a "Honk if..." sign that said "HONK IF YOU LIKE CHEESE" and gotten honks copy this onto your profile If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile If you believe Marluxia is straight, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. If you are one of the very few who hate country music, copy this into your profile. If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile. Ninety five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam thief, Sarah the Slayer, Kimitala, Kingdom Heartser, Larxene12, lovinjerryt Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. If you have ever fell off a spinning chair, copy this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, Emeraldman, ShadedHope, Orgaization of 13 Ninjas If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile. If you are one of those weirdos who actually reads these things and puts them in their profile, go get a life. 92 percent of the teenage population has switched to Rap. If you are in the 8 percent who still ROCKS, copy & paste this into your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. .eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can sing along with classical music that has no actual words, copy and paste this into your profile. I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you have every copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have ever had a song stuck in your head for more than three weeks, copy and paste this into your profile. Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Isn't it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy, but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful? ISN'T IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone? Are you laughing? Isn't it funny a emo can be quiet all through the week, but gets more crap from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity to every guy she sees? ISN'T IT FUNNY that you don't mind your friends drinking and smoking, but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts? I'm not laughing. IT'S SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girl's life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting. ISN'T IT FUNNY that you can call emos, punks, and goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart? HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOU'RE NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS? KEEP ON LAUGHING. Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life? Without knowing her situation with her friends, or her family, or her LIFE? BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING. BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH, OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND. BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MONDAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WORLD AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES. IT'S LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT. IT'S GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET. IT'S KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS. BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMORROW ISN'T A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE, ITS ANOTHER DAY OF COMPLAINING AND DODGING RUMORS. KEEP ON LAUGHING. If you agree put this on your profile :D I feel so special :3 the authoress Ejes translated my fanfic "Repercussions of Cutting Ties" into French! PROFILE Remember to spay and neuter your feet, and don't step on Beelzenoff! :) | |||||||||
1. The Straggletag reviewsThe girl whose finger fits this ring shall become Queen, the law decrees it. What a lucky girl you might think, hmm? Oh, no… .AU. .TamaHaru. .Some OOC.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-17-09 - Haruhi F. & Tamaki S. - Complete2. Host Club Help: Romantic Advice! reviewsTamaki gets a mysterious letter pleading for help in his locker and decides that the Host Club will help the sender. .No pairings one !one-time! OC.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-13-09 - Kyōya O. & Tamaki S. - Complete3. Repercussions of Cutting Ties reviewsI wanted to see you." Tear tracks were evident on his face, red stripes on cream. WARNING: SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 75!Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-4-09 - Tamaki S. & Haruhi F. - Complete4. Tiffany Blews reviewsMori listens to Fall Out Boy and Hani guesses the song. No pairings short drabbleOuran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-1-09 - Mori/Takashi M. & Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete5. Tamaki's Rebellion reviewsWhat is that in your mouth?" Kyouya hissed, light flashing off of his glasses. Tamaki's jaw tightened. .Drabble.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-27-09 - Kyōya O. & Tamaki S. - Complete6. Following, Overlooking, Icing » reviewsShe went cross eyed trying to examine the pink frosting on her nose. Challenge drabble for FicletFairy. Mori/Haru if you squint!Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-12-09 - Published: 10-3-09 - Mori/Takashi M. & Haruhi F. - Complete7. She is the Sunlight reviewsSix days. That's how long Mori-senpai had been gone. She wondered if he'd be back today. Mori/Haruhi SongficOuran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-1-09 - Mori/Takashi M. & Haruhi F. - Complete8. Don't Tell MeSa-Sakura-chan... I--" NaruSaku Drabble-ish Warning: Character death :Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Published: 6-23-09 - Naruto U. & Sakura H. - Complete9. 100 Drabbles » reviewsVarious pairings, some no pairings: 100 drabbles, 100 themes. Updated sporadically. 2nd: 58. She picked the piece of jewelry off of the floor. ZukoxKatara :T for safety:Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-2-09 - Published: 5-1-0910. Not Her Cup of Tea » reviews...But a cup of tea is what started the whole fiasco. Toko Kataang Sukka AUAvatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 5-1-09 - Published: 6-13-08 - Zuko & Toph11. A Hug for VixenOur favorite Redheaded Pyro makes a visit to our favorite Vixen2004Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Published: 12-20-08 - Axel - Complete12. The Answer reviewsAlice thinks of the answer to the Mad Hatter's famous riddle.Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-2-08 - Complete13. My Immortal reviewsEvanescence songfic to My Immortal. [larxel] [larxene axel]Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-30-07 - Larxene & Axel - Complete14. What Tenten Writes reviewsTenten writes? I thought she was the Weapons Mistress, not a writer![Neji x Tenten]Naruto - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-24-07 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete15. Behind These Brown Eyes » reviewsTenten gets a jutsu put on her, and tells Neji something she thinks he does not feel the same way. Songfic to Behind These Hazel Eyes by Kelly Clarkson. [NejixTen]Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-26-07 - Published: 3-1-07 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete16. She Walked Away reviewsHinata snaps and runs away. Who does she meet? songfic! AU NaruHinaNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-18-06 - Complete