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Author has written 21 stories for Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy VII, Da Vinci Code, Harry Potter, Bleach, and To Kill a Mockingbird. Eric: Hi, this is a co-authored account owned by Eric and THE TOTALLY AMAZING AND 100 percent LOVABLE Derek! We call ourselves the FFF's which stands for FINAL FANTASY FREAKS. ( great huh?) You can probably guess what we'll be writing about... We LOVE albinos and werewolves, we think they rock! Albinos, because, well, look at Silas (Da Vinci Code) and Dante (Devil May Cry)! They rock! And we like werewolves cuz, well, we just do! Therefore, we have founded the Albino Werewolf League (The AWL)! Muahahahaha! (Derek: this is just embarrassing) Location: UK... yeah...more daft Brits...and proud to be too! Derek- the lovable one (What's that supposed to mean?) Tch, like this Derek gives a muffin... Nickname: Derek or Sirius (spend too much time around me and you'll see why...) "Sir Derek, Sailor Boy of Jenson's Wood!" Real name: Jesse. I use the name Derek though. If I had a category it would be: oh great, now you're gonna make me think...just...a Derek. I do what I want, when I want, okay? Favourite colour: Black and Silver...STRIPES! Favourite game: FF10...um...Trauma centre? I can cut people up! Favourite character(s): Lulu and Auron! Sephiroth rocks! and Derek Stiles. HE HAS MY NAME! Kiyoshi and Kamisuki! whee! Interests/ Hobbies: I love playing all games, but final fantasy is the best! I love to write stories and my friends say I'm good at drawing. (Manga is a good place to start) not to be big headed of course... (Eric: We probably say that's he's good at drawing because HE IS!) (Derek blushes) Like watching anime, oooo Gravitation Rocks! Shuichi is so darn cute! (Quote- Shuichi: every once in a while, a boy needs a little lovin') Well said my friend, well, darn said. Hiroshi is my bitch. Other Info: I'm in my teens (that's all I'll say), male, blonde hair, have blue eyes. (Eric: Is sexy) Um...thanks Eric. I blush a lot. (blush) I love DRAGONS and have an annoying habit of the desire to destroy, especially Eric's possessions. I love Valefor. Vampires and Werewolves from Van Helsing also kick ass: Muhahahahaha! I also think that a Pecan shouldn't be a type of nut. It's a type of bird! A peacock and a toucan! I tell you! I (heart) my manga guy. Eric- the smart one (Derek: understatement of the freaking century!) Just because I didn't think that a peacan was a type of bird Nickname : Remus Real name: Eric If I had a category, it would be: A nerd, and proud! n_n I like emos, too, though. Why must everyone hate them? Favourite colour: Green and blue and black. Favourite game: FF7 Favourite character(s): Sephiroth, Kadaj, (NOT Loz, I don't like him.) Reno, Rude, Tseng, Elena, (all the Turks),Aeris, Vincent (FF7), Squall, Laguna, Rinoa (FF8), Yuna, Lulu, Auron (FF10). (Derek: AND MEEEE!) I hate Scarlet! It's odd, at the start of the game I absolutely hated ShinRa and everyone in it, then I thought: Well, the Turks are cool! Now the only ones I hate are Scarlet and Hojo. Favourite Anime: Ouran High Host Club (which is hilarious; the twins rock!), Bleach and Gravitation. I like most things shounen-ai! n_n (Derek: Gee, Eric, that doesn't imply that you are gay, AT ALL.) Interests/ hobbies: (LUKE) I like reading.(Derek: um..Eric, your nerdiness is showing again...)I think it's fun. I like gaming, RPG's ( Derek- Whaduzthat stand for?) are best, and Final Fantasy is the best RPG. I play the clarinet, saxophone and piano. I also like drawing even if I'm not as good as Derek; it wouldn't matter but I sit by him in art and my work looks terrible compared to his! Lol!(Derek blushes), Jackie Chan, Matrix, LOTR, any PS2 game (except singstar, Barbie's dreamworld or whatever ya wanna call it, sorry any fans of them... hey, they should make aShakespearegame!(Derek: yay...itwould be aa best-seller...), and lots more I can't think of right now. Um, Derek. He's a good interest! (Derek: uh...ha ha? so what if I'm cute? Hold me, wheee!) I have many favourite authors. I like Herman Hesse, Anne McCaffrey, Terry Pratchett, Shakespeare (Stop laughing, Derek! I happen to think it's cool! (Derek: toooo funny)), J.K.Rowling (naturally), Phillip Pullman, Stephen King, Dan Brown, and many more. (and Derek is my favourite-ist favourite author that could ever walk the planet! Naturally! )... You could've at least made that realistically me by NOT using 'favourite-ist', Derek! Lol! (Derek: I emit originality, well, whaduya know? I'm adorable! I SHALL RULE THE WORLD!) Other info: I am 15, male, have blonde hair and blue eyes. Oh yeah, I like dragons and fire. Bahamut is great! I love the Turks from FF7- They're so cool! WE (HEART) REVIEWS! Accounts on Fictionpress too! Search "Eric Lupin" or "Derek57" (hehee advertising...) Eric and Derek xXx (Hey Eric, did YOU put those kisses? No. Own up. Okay okay. I did, but so what? That looks gay. There's nothing wrong with being gay! I Suppose...) (Derek salutes) Ship Ahoy! Sailor Boy! (Eric rolls eyes) | |||||||||
1. To Mock a Killingbird reviewsJoin Germ and Scruff as they take on Moo Radley to find out why their hometown of Haycomb, Alalalablama isn't quite as it seems. Parody by Derek.To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 12-22-062. Title Pending reviewsRenji 'transfers' to Ichigo's school. What could possibly go wrong? RenjiIchi in later chapters. Be warned. Rated T to be on the safe side. Title suggestions appreciated. Eric xXxBleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-17-06 - Ichigo K. & Renji A.3. Behind the Scenes » reviewsSLASH: Sirius gets the lead part in the school play of Romeo and Juliet, but realises that he knows nothing about how to play Romeo. As Remus helps him with his lines and persona, a new romance develops behind the scenes. Now with strange Peter side storyHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,182 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 8-31-06 - Published: 8-2-06 - Sirius B. & Remus L.4. Silas's Hilarious Antics » reviewsWell, this is rather mad, funny and freaky. It's coauthored, and very out of character. It is funny! please R and R! enjoy !Derek and Eric xxx The Title, is rather self explanatory so theres no need for a massive summary! heheh!Da Vinci Code - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,181 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 7-20-06 - Published: 11-26-055. The Dating Agency » reviewsRealising that he's one of the few guys his age who's never had a girlfriend, Kadaj sets out on a quest, but is everything as it seems behind the cold front of the dating agency? Rated T to be on the safe side. Slash in later chapters. Now COMPLETE!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,056 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 6-26-06 - Published: 5-30-06 - Kadaj6. Tidus and his Banjo » reviewsTotally mad! This story is full to the brim of surprises, and randomness. Bascically, the story is about an evil Gecko and Tidus's banjo. a few weasels, ninjas and psychotic madness. YOUR DAILY ALLOWENCE TO RANDOM WEIRDNESS BEGINS HERE! please r and r!Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,296 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 12-10-05 - Published: 4-14-05 - Tidus & Wakka - Complete7. Will You Marry Me, Ya? reviewsOur first fic in quite a while yes, coauthored! Well, we're taking it in turns to write chapters. Wakka asks Lulu to marry him, but how can he persuade her to say yes? Much randomness, sugar induced plots, and Wakka bashing in the nicest possible way, ofFinal Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-26-05 - Wakka & Lulu8. It's Hard to Fly When You Only Have One Wing reviewsA one shot about Sephiroth. I wasn't sure what category to put it in, so if ya have an idea for genre, please let me know! Rated 'k ', more to be on the safe side than anything. Please review!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-1-05 - Sephiroth - Complete9. Happy Fluid » reviewsEveryone makes mistakes...don't they? But Tidus makes the biggest mistakes known to man. He takes Heroin, eats gunpowder and even goes high on an exploding oven! If you want to get as loopy as Tidus or sipmly want a laugh you've found the right place. 3 CFinal Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 8-11-05 - Published: 6-22-0510. Tidus on the Bus » reviewsBasically, Wheels on the Bus but with FF10 characters and quotes from them. Also we've added in another annoying chapter, this one however retells the beginning of the story in Limerricks! Wierd, but good to annoy friends with as we have discovered. NEW CFinal Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 8-8-05 - Published: 4-7-0511. Executive Decision reviewsJust a quick fic abou the ShinRa executives, please read and review! I'm not sure whether there will be new chapters, so please say if ya thikn there should shouldn't be. Thanks! CYRAXISFinal Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-30-05 - Tseng & Scarlet12. Seymour and Gaymour » reviewsSeymours twin brother Gaymour desperatly tries to meet up with him. silly, but chapter 2 is on the way! by the way, Gaymour is way too queer! please read, you will laugh!NEW CHAPTER!Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-26-05 - Published: 6-15-0513. Wakka: Son of the Devil! » reviewsWakka discovers he's the antichrist and has to spread chaos and destruction. Rated "T" cuz I thought that the antichrist and armageddon might be adult themes. Chapter 4 is up! It's called snow bunnies and if you want to know anymore, you're gonna have toFinal Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,214 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-1-05 - Published: 4-9-0514. Destiny? reviewsA very short poem from Cloud to Aeris. I don't think it has any adult material or anything so I just rated it 9 to be on the safe side.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-14-05 - Complete15. Lilies of Blood » reviewsTidus and the gang are sepparated after an explosion. Tidus finds his team mates, but the don't remember him. He discovers the horrible about about Yuna. There's no pulse...new chapters!Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-11-05 - Published: 4-23-0516. Tidus and the Radioactive Mutant Lobsters reviewsOn holiday and lulu plays a trick on Tidus. the Radioactive Mutant Lobsters strike Tidus and make him more dipstickish than normal. Fun to read. give it go!Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-10-05 - Complete17. Slice 'n' Dice » reviewsTidus and Lulu have met in the farplane to see how each others lives are coming along. Unfortunatly Tidus upsets Lulu by obliterating her child.(modifyed)WE'E PUT A NEW CHAPTER ON! PLEASE READ!Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-23-05 - Published: 4-11-0518. The Jackie Chan Show reviewsJackie Chan has his own show and his guests are people from FF7. What isn't there to love?Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-22-0519. Hurts, Doesn't it? reviewsThis short story is set after Aeris dies and describes the way Cloud feels. it's upsetting, please read it, but don't cry!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-22-05 - Complete20. The Disturbing Truth about Tidus reviewsTitle is more or less self explanatory, Tidus, after many years of being a mature male yeah whatever! well, let's just say he finds his inner child and acts more like an idiot than normal. Childish. please READ!Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-22-05 - Tidus & Yuna - Complete21. 30 Million Years BC reviewsAuron gets transported to 30 million B.C. and finds his friends ancestors annoy him even more than his friends.Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-9-05 - Complete
