| sakuryn |
Author has written 12 stories for Inuyasha, Scryed, Fruits Basket, and Naruto. Hi there! I'm Sakuryn, but please, just call me Carrots. Sakuryn is this weird, meaningless word that unfortunately was made up by me at 2 am in the morning one day. So, assuming you are here, I guess you either want to know about me or read one of my stories. Yes, yes, of course that's it. So...let's move on, shall we? BaSiC iNfOrMaTiOn Name: Tasha Birth Date: October 12th Weight: N/A Height: 5'2.75" Blood Type: B...how boring... Hair Color: Black, brown, red, blonde, pink, purple, and auburn. (plus other colors that fit under those categories) Eye Color: Dark brown WhY yOu MiGhT jUsT LiKe Me...Or nOt... 1.) I can be really nice...if you do the same. 2.) I'm hardly mad at anyone...unless they flame me, of course. 3.) I'm funny!...in a strange, sickly, sadistic way. 4.) I make up really cool nicknames...that sometimes reflect people's personalities. 5.) I will make you pay for flaming me. I will. Seriously. CoMiNg Up WoRkS... I really have no clue. Not at all. Stay tuned. FlAmEr'S rEpeNt NEW SECTION! This is where my flamer's pay for flaming. NOTE: If your flame does not get picked, TOO BAD. I just pick out the ones I like to make fun of. HAHAHA. Flame #1: (Too lazy to log in, but whatever.) Some of your rhymes don't really make sense, like calling Motoko fat. What's with that, really? Calling someone fat when they're not in a hate-poem just makes it seem like you're running out of excuses to hate her. So, yeah. I know you're just expressing your hate for Motoko in a creative way, but some of your rhymes are kind of cheap, no offense. Some of them are okay, too. I know I'm over examining, but whatever. My spidy-sense is telling me that I should fret so seriously over a not-so-serious poem. Okay, first of all, let's get this straight. Do YOU have bashing poems? No. Do YOU rhyme? No. And here you are saying that you think this poem is DUMB and my rhymes suck. Case dismissed. Flame #2: Nah I love Ino so screw you. Sakura should deserve to get bashed after her serious offences all the way up to Sasuke retrieval arc. But I still think Ino/Sakura is a great Yuri couple -.-;; Screw me? Screw me? WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM? Sakura deserves to be bashed? HOW ABOUT NOT. Hello...staff of the Sakura Heaven c2 community here...Anyways, YURI? YU-RI? AS IN GIRL/GIRL? -.-;; You're nuts. Over the top. Not that I have anything against lesbians, but seriously. I support them, but not to the point of actually making SEX SCENES ABOUT THEM. | |||||
1. Because of You reviewsSongfic to Kelly Clarkson's Because of You. Sakura says she got over Sasuke...but it isn't true. Not super romantic, not WAFFlike, just sad stuff.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-19-05 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.2. Motoko will Die reviewsEh, just another one of my bashing poems. This one features Motoko Minagawa! MUHAHAHA! Yeah. R&R if you hate her, ignore this if you like her. Don't like, don't read!Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-21-05 - Motoko M.3. White Ribbon reviewsSasuke gives Sakura a present on White Day. SasuSaku Will be continued as of 1206Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 10-20-054. DIE, Ino! reviewsI know a lot of people will hate me for this one...here is my promised Ino bashing poem of JOY! If you like Ino, don't read it.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 9-27-055. Kagome the Annoying One reviewsA Kagome bashing poem. That's all there is to it. Don't like, don't read. Or you will be forced to suffer consequences.Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 9-17-05 - Kagome H.6. Akito the Guy I Hate reviewsPersonally, I don't like Akito at all. So this is why...Akito bashing. Lots of it. Beware.Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-19-05 - Akito S. - Complete7. Kikyou's Burden reviewsSongficOneShot to 'Behind these Hazel Eyes'. Pairing: Slight KikyouInuyasha. Not exactly WAFF for a of you fluffy people. Rated for language and suggestion of the end of the world.Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-19-05 - Kikyou & Inuyasha8. Scheris the Retard reviewsMy I HATE SCHERIS' poem. Ha ha, lots of flames, lots of actual reviews. I don't mind them. Go ahead and read!Scryed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 67 - Published: 7-9-059. Musou the Guy Who Stabbed a Hole in Inuyasha reviewsWell...a Musou bashing poem. I hate him. That disgusting freak. Ew. Read!Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-22-0510. Jaken the Stupid Imp reviewsJaken bashing poem. Don't ask or flame because it's rude.Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-20-0511. Naraku the Really Bad Guy reviewsNaraku bashing poem! WOOHOO! Rated for...well...yeah.Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-19-05 - Naraku12. Miroku the Pervert reviewsJust a short, funny poem of all the things I wish could happen to Miroku. Serious Miroku bashing in a good way. Don't like, don't read. Rated for minor cussing.Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-18-05 - Miroku