Name: Can't say, my mother is paranoid

Random stuff (In which I will ramble about stuff currently happening in my life)

Life is boring.

Hobbies

reading, Nintendo DS, playing wii, playing ps3, (microsoft is crap) Computering, and writing (ocasionally)

Favorite shows/movies/books/musicals/games

Metroid, zelda, 24, doctor who, wicked, phantom of the opera, metal gear, pokemon, crisis core and many more that don't really matter.

Favorite thing as of right now (this will most likely change in a couple of weeks)

Code Geass

Random quotes

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not yelling and screaming like the people on his bus."- friend at school

"It's better for people to say they hated your concert instead of saying: it was okay, because you want it to affect them."- Music teacher

"A story that begins with fire ought to end imediatly"- Lemony snicket

"Beauty is pain so I don't bother" Me

Atheist quotes Please note that the following list may be deemed as offensive by some people, hilarious to most and truthful to the eccentrics also note that I mean no offense, I found these quotes on a website and thought they were either funny, truthful or so stupid I had to put them on here. I put the quotes into to sections so that you can tell which ones I believe are serious so that you can attack me for those and not the ones that I put on here for laughs.

Humour

Be thankful that you have a life, and forsake your vain and presumptuous desire for a second one. - Richard Dawkins

On the first day, man created God - Anonymous

What’s “God”? Well, you know, when you want something really bad and you close your eyes and you wish for it? God’s the guy that ignores you. - Steve Buscemi

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish - Anonymous

We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes. - Gene Roddenberry

Which is it, is man one of God’s blunders or is God one of man’s? - Friedrich Nietzsche

Atheism is a non-prophet organization. - George Carlin

If God were suddenly condemned to live the life which He has inflicted upon men, He would kill Himself - Alexandre Dumas

Atheism is nothing more than the noises reasonable people make when in the presence of religious dogma - Sam Harris

I don’t believe in God because I don’t believe in Mother Goose - Clarence Darrow

When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion - Robert Pirsig

I wonder who got the shit job of scouring the planet for the 15000 species of butterfly or the 8800 species of ant they eventually took on board Noah’s Ark. But at least we got that magical rainbow for all their trouble. - Azura Skye

Jesus hardly made the greatest sacrifice. He knew he would be resurrected anyway. - Anonymous

Someone once said, “Religion is the force that rescued man from barbarism”, which is like saying, “Wall Street rescued mankind from poverty” - Neowolfe

Serious

And if there were a God, I think it very unlikely that He would have such an uneasy vanity as to be offended by those who doubt His existence. - Bertrand Russell

You do not need the Bible to justify love, but no better tool has been invented to justify hate - Richard A. Weatherwax

Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color. - Don Hirschberg

Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer. - Anonymous

The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully. - Richard Dawkins

I refuse to believe in a god who is the primary cause of conflict in the world, preaches racism, sexism, homophobia, and ignorance, and then sends me to hell if I’m ‘bad’ - Mike Fuhrman

Saying a supernatural God created the universe has about as much credibility as saying George W. Bush is intelligent. - Nick A.

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - Epicurus

It ain’t the parts of the Bible that I can’t understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further - Richard Dawkins

Properly read, the bible is the most potent force for Atheism ever conceived. - Isaac Asimov

Animals do not have gods, they are smarter than that. - Ronnie Snow

Today’s religion will be the future’s mythology. Both believed at one time by many; but proved wrong by the clever. - Steven Crocker