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P.A.W.07

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Author has written 35 stories for Danny Phantom, Harry Potter, Charlie Bone, Naruto, X-Men: The Movie, Invader Zim, Transformers/Beast Wars, Avatar: Last Airbender, Jak and Daxter, and Cars.

”He who finds a thought that enables him to obtain a slightly deeper glimpse into the eternal secrets of nature has been given great grace.” - Albert Einstein

"Eliminate out the impossible, then whatever left, however improbable, is the truth." - Sherlock Holmes

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.” - Douglas Adams

About me

Now, I could be like everyone else and just throw out my favorite list in the hopes that it would be sufficient in explaining who I am, but I don’t think any list could suffice in describing a person. A person is a collection of memories, dreams, fears, and thoughts. Therefore, a story is just a collection of an authors’ thoughts … hence; they are giving you a piece of their soul. Has my soul been tasty ... here let me get you some barbecue sauce. XD

Mello-drama aside, I welcome you all to my profile. I didn't always have a flare for writing, but after countess mistakes and irritated readers, I slowly started to develop into the writer you all know and love thanks to to all your guys reviews ... and flames as well. So, thanks to all of your.

Anyway, I shall now indulge you with a physical description of myself so that you can understand where the hell I get my ideas from ... I'll give you a hint ... I live in the middle of nowhere. That aside, I am a female who is old enough to remember the rein of boy bands and the Spice Girls. I am a full time College student. I have three older siblings and four younger, which successfully puts me into the category of middle child. In fact, I’m apparently average at everything I do which leads me to a disturbing question: why the heck are all my fics bloody and screwed up? Heck, I don’t even know. I mean I live in South Dakota, people. How violent do you think it gets up here?

Birthday: December 31

Fav. Director: Tim Burton

Favorite Anime/Cartoons/Shows/Movies: Full Metal Alchemist, Sailor Moon, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Case Closed, One Piece, Invader Zim, Danny Phantom, Dragon Booster, Bleach, Oaran Host Club, Black Lagoon, X-Men, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Interview with the Vampire, The Descent, Ninja Turtles, Nightmare before Christmas, Princess Monoke, Howls Moving Castle, Transformers, The Grudge, I Am Legend, House, Doctor Who, Red vs Blue, Ghostbusters, Cars, Robots,

Favorite Books/Manga: Crescent Moon, Naruto, Bleach, Model, One Piece, Full Metal Alchemist, Harry Potter (hated the last two), Eragon, Charlie Bone, Fahrenheit 451, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Here in Green Wood, Death Note, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Charlie Bone, I Luv Halloween, D Grayman, Full Metal Alchemist

Favorite Games: Jak and Daxter 1-2-3-X, Psychonauts, Kingdom Hearts, The Legend of Dragoon, Final Fantasy 7, Mario games

News, Progress, and Updates

First off ... I will never abandon a story; I will finish all my fics if I have to force myself. So if I don't update, don't fret, the next chapter will show up sooner or later ... some much later than others, sadly, but work and classes comes first.

Update wise: Bumble Gum under the Seat

Under Revision and on Hiatus: Under the Full Moon, A Picture is Worth a Thousand Screams.

For Wannabe Stalkers

I sometimes make fanart for my stories. See if there's any, it's up on my deviant account at: www.paw07.deviantart.com

And for the few that care I'm also on fiction press at http://www.fictionpress.com/~paw07

Co-authored/beta-ed Works

At the moment, I’m co-writing a fic with S.teachSE. It’s basically a spin-off of Promise Not to Tell, except hers is about none other than femme Frenzy: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4500506/1/Matter_Of_Survival

Also, technically I’m MoonRose91’s beta, but I help her with the plot and rephrasing half the time. Here’s her Mute trilogy. First: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4112774/1/Mute ; Second: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4302932/1/Feeling_Lost

Helping Psionic Star revise and co-write her femme-barricade fic: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4871838/1/

Lovin' My Readers

I love you guys, really I do. I really love these wonderful readers though since they took the time to make some fanart for my fanfics. Most are on DA so have a look at the collection that has formed: http://paw07.deviantart.com/favourites/#Fanfic-fanart

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1. Forgotten Highways » reviews
Chick, forced to play the underdog this season, finds his plagued past returning. So when McQueen challenges him to race, wanting to keep his pride, he accepts. Problem is Chick is still trying to figure out if the race was in his favor or not. No pairing
Cars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,287 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-6-09 - Published: 6-15-09 - Chick Hicks & Lightning

2. All Mother reviews
Sam had been waiting for this night for a while but it seemed that the Allspark had one more burst of life in it. Sadly, as is the law of nature, something must die so another can live. To bad Sam was to busy changing to notice how much she needed him. 07
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-24-09 - Sam Witwicky & Mikaela B.

3. My Pet reviews
He makes good to his threats … that’s why Megatron was a leader. Yah, the Allspark along with his brother might have been destroyed, but at least he didn’t leave the planet without one little trophy. 2007 movieverse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-23-09 - Sam Witwicky & Megatron

4. The Problem with Jet Judo reviews
One would think that a near-death fall would be the ultimate downfall of Jet Judo. True, it was a problem for the Autobot and Decepticon involved, but there was a second reason Ratchet didn’t want the twins so close to the ‘Cons. Crack-pairing. G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-23-09 - Skywarp

5. Squeak reviews
It seems Primus does have a sense of humor. Not that Megatron thinks it’s funny. In fact, it’s downright cruel making him this short … and helpless. How can he keep the Autobots away like this? What, is he supposed to bite their ankles? ‘07Movieverse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-23-09 - Megatron

6. Cabbie reviews
Simmons had been playing with the energy of the Allspark for years before the Autobots; bringing Nokia’s to life left and right just to watch them squeal. Sadly, the Allspark had a sense of humor and now Reggie has a problem. No, it’s more a curse. '07
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-23-09 - R. Simmons & Ratchet

7. Hairy Problem reviews
There is a problem at the X-Men’s mansion and Logan is the last one standing. Crackfic
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-16-09 - Wolverine & Magneto

8. Orphans » reviews
Rumble nor any of his siblings had ever anticipated the day that their creator would be extinguished or how to react afterwards; especially since none of them had expected to live past their host’s demise. Especially not like this. G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,099 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 6-16-09 - Published: 12-18-08 - Rumble & Blaster

9. Parasite » reviews
Hunger. Everything in the world is driven by hunger be it the hunger for money, love, forgiveness … or life. Scorponok is hungry, and he’ll do anything to survive. So, it is easy to say, it is a bad day to be an Autobot. Gift for Wiik E. 07'verse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,340 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 5-30-09 - Published: 2-12-09 - Scorponok & Bluestreak

10. Promise Not to Tell » reviews
Bee had been harboring a secret for as long as he’s existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that with the Allspark gone his race is as good as extinct save for a little secret of Bee’s that he’s willing to do almost anything to keep. 2007 movieverse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 115,380 - Reviews: 702 - Updated: 5-16-09 - Published: 8-25-07 - Bumblebee

11. Being Tall Isn’t Everything » reviews
Zim is about to destroy the world and his dieing adversary lies there … yet he doesn’t kill Dib. He wants to use that cunningly huge head of his especially now that they are both so tall. No pairings.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,602 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 4-15-09 - Published: 7-6-07 - Dib & Zim

12. Bonds reviews
No one had ever really stopped to think as to why Shockwave never fell victim to things like love or hate … it was like he had no emotions, or perhaps it was he who had had them first. G1. Adopted plot bunny
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-6-09 - Shockwave

13. Why Dead Flowers reviews
Love is a strange thing but it seems humans have actually managed to make it more confusing for Ironhide or maybe humans are just naturally mad. Afterall Will did run out, half naked, crying he needed flowers. Ironhide/Chromia. Gift 4 Letohatchee. 07verse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-24-09 - Chromia & Ironhide - Complete

14. A Shoulder to Lean On » reviews
It had been a surprise for Torn when the Ottsel came back to Headquarters … alone. It was also a surprise that he decided to care at all. No pairings. Based around Jak 2.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,062 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-16-09 - Published: 3-8-09 - Daxter & Torn

15. Bubble Gum Under the Seat » reviews
Barricade is left alone on earth with nothing, but a "wounded" Frenzy and no hope for a future, but then he notices something strange about Sam Witwicky. Unable to get close enough to see what, he recruits the help of Miles. 2007 movieverse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,116 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 3-5-09 - Published: 8-9-07 - Barricade & Miles L.

16. Tiny Little Problems » reviews
It was only a matter of time till Zim was dragged back to Foodcourtia. Now he has a little problem that he’d rather flush down a stool then deal with, except its made him very popular. So Zim finds himself needing help with his little problem. Freindship.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,510 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 3-4-09 - Published: 7-3-07 - Zim & Dib

17. Parental Origins reviews
It had never crossed Starscream’s mind before on why Megatron never bothered to kill him despite his treachery, or why he was, coincidently, the combined colors of Megatron and Optimus Prime. G1, One-shot, Crack-fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 2-28-09 - Starscream & Megatron - Complete

18. Promise Not to Laugh reviews
‘Bee struggles with ‘HIS’ secret but he can’t help but worry that Wheeljack saw more in the garage than he's letting on. Of course, Wheeljack has problems of his own. One-shot, crack-fic off of the ‘Promise Not to Tell’ story line. ’07 verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-26-09 - Bumblebee & Wheeljack - Complete

19. A Ghostly Cry » reviews
Danny looses everyone he loves when they are murdered leaving him to be taken in by his godfather who is none other then Vlad Masters. How will they survive each other and the vengeful demon? Father son thing. Gore, humor, tearjerker. COMPLETE.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 204,016 - Reviews: 363 - Updated: 2-21-09 - Published: 9-23-05 - Danny F. & Vlad M. - Complete

20. KG Kisses reviews
What if you were a Krimzon Guard minding your own business when you suddenly came face to face with none other than Dark Jak? What would you do to survive? Would you scream; cry like a little girl; or something a little more unsuspected? Oneshot/crackfic.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-18-09 - Jak M. - Complete

21. A Blatant Observation reviews
On the sidelines of battle stand Spike and Sparkplug. A stupid truth can’t help but be noticed at such a time. Adopted plot bunny.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-4-09 - Sparkplug W. & Spike W. - Complete

22. Games in the Playground » reviews
Side’s and Sunny like their planks … but perhaps they weren’t always pulling them for the reason everyone thinks. Ratchet/Twins. A gift for Neurquadic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,759 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 12-10-08 - Published: 9-26-08 - Ratchet & Sunstreaker

23. Visitors reviews
Loneliness can bring many things to a person’s door, memories, family, and sometimes in the dark of night … a ghost or two. Late Halloween fic! Barricade centered! '07 verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-3-08 - Barricade & Prowl - Complete

24. Ghosts in the Attic reviews
Angst Day. The world is in a constant balance when it comes to the dead and the dying, but what happens when someone was already half ghost and doesn't know they’re already dead? Vlad centric/no pairings.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-1-08 - Vlad M. & Walker

25. Bump in the Backseat » reviews
Being the only Decepitcons on earth makes one an easy target for lurking Autobots if one doesn’t blend in real well with the local inhabitants. To bad for Barricade and Frenzy, they blended in a little to well. Perverted themes; nothing grapic. 07-verse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,482 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 8-27-08 - Published: 8-27-07 - Barricade & Frenzy

26. Brotherly Love reviews
The Autobots have a prisoner who is being … stubborn … and Sam can’t help but make an observation. The kind of observation which only a human male’s mind could perceive. one-shot, 2007movieverse, crackfic, Barricade center
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 59 - Published: 4-4-08 - Barricade & Sam Witwicky - Complete

27. A Picture is Worth a Thousand Screams » reviews
Manfred's life is becoming a living hell with his powers fading not to mention he's been sucked into a painting by death only to be released four years later with messed up powers! No wonder he's depressed.
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,580 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 2-13-08 - Published: 3-3-06

28. A Hounding Secret reviews
Bumblebee continues to struggle with ‘HIS’ secret. Needing a place to mope, the youngling retreats towards the outlook … Hound, of course, was thinking the same thing. One-shot, crack-fic off of the ‘Promise Not to Tell’ story line. 2007 movieverse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 2-12-08 - Bumblebee & Hound - Complete

29. Thanks for the Cannon reviews
Another injury, another growl and slap to the head from Ratchet ... except this time his fingers lingered longer and his optics dimmed a little more then usual. It was now or never. IronhidexRatchet. Movieverse. One-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-14-08 - Ratchet & Ironhide - Complete

30. Destroy the Mask reviews
He broke the mask off shattering all his walls, revealing him … and now he belongs to him. OptimusXMegatron. G1. Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-4-07 - Optimus Prime & Megatron - Complete

31. Run reviews
Okay, the rules of engagement between the air bender and Zuko had always been simple: he runs and Zuko chases, but why is he being chased now! Oneshot. Occurs somewhere during first season.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-27-07 - Zuko & Aang - Complete

32. Under the Full Moon » reviews
Snape has run in with a dog, at least he hoped it was a dog, and nearly dies, ending him up at Grimmauld place; despite his reluctance. Yet, that’s the least of his problems when he finds out Black is to be the new D.A.D.A. teacher. SS/SB. on Hiatus for
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,580 - Reviews: 90 - Updated: 7-12-07 - Published: 11-23-05 - Severus S. & Sirius B.

33. Ghost Muffins reviews
Vlad was weary at first when Skulker offered the muffin to him … really, it couldn’t be that bad. Could it? Crackfic
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-30-07 - Complete

34. All Wet reviews
Kakashi learns the new meaning of hygiene, Susuke learns what true horror is, Sakura is no Madonna, and Naruto perfects the art of a pervert. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 12-11-06 - Published: 5-8-06 - Naruto U. & Sakura H. - Complete

35. Silky Little Horrors reviews
Logan finds out that strange obsessions are bad ideas, why Scott is the tight ass he is, and what true horror is like. Oneshot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-10-06 - Wolverine & Cyclops - Complete