If you want to come into God's house, you can put some fucking pants on.

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Uh, you should probably ignore any of my writing that's older than two years.

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1. How to Succeed in Sexual Blackmail Without Really reviews

The ballad of Cloud and Reno. Sort of.

Complete - Final Fantasy VII - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,268 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 8-29-07 - Published: 8-29-07

2. What Shall it Profit a Man reviews

Vincent weighs costs and pays debts.

Complete - Final Fantasy VII - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-12-05 - Published: 12-12-05

3. The Likes of You reviews

Cloud and Reno come to an arrangement.

Final Fantasy VII - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,229 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 4-30-05 - Published: 4-30-05

4. Behind Closed Doors reviews

Sephiroth, Zack, and Cloud's Friday night tradition.

Final Fantasy VII - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 1-8-05 - Published: 1-8-05

5. Koneko reviews

Oren Ishii knows many things.

Kill Bill - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-29-04 - Published: 9-29-04

6. The Way To Babylon reviews

Tifa brings Cloud back again. Gen.

Final Fantasy VII - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-29-04 - Published: 9-29-04

7. Dog Days of Summer reviews

Sirius and Remus and their problem solving skills.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-29-04 - Published: 9-29-04

8. Farsighted reviews

Saying and seeing are entirely different. QuistisXu yuri.

Final Fantasy VIII - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-31-03 - Published: 12-31-03

9. Betting On Trains reviews

Xu muses and Quistis takes a train ride. Mild yuri.

Final Fantasy VIII - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-28-03 - Published: 12-28-03

10. Before the Cock Crows reviews

What gift can you offer to a werewolf? Mild slash.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-22-03 - Published: 10-22-03

11. Acquired Taste reviews

Guardian Forces are a two-way street.

Final Fantasy VIII - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-10-03 - Published: 10-10-03

12. After the Fall reviews

When a sorceress passes her powers on and resumes ordinary life, what is left?

Final Fantasy VIII - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,657 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-27-03 - Published: 6-27-03

13. Voyeur reviews

After a long day, Zack sees something he doesn't like. Yaoi.

Final Fantasy VII - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-21-03 - Published: 2-21-03

14. Fear reviews

Cloud's doubts, worries, and conclusions on himself and Zack. Yaoi.

Final Fantasy VII - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,592 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 2-7-03 - Published: 2-7-03

15. Precious Gift reviews

Small, abused, bulging-eye creature with speech impediment ISO another SABEC w/ SE. Enjoys grovelling servitude and traitor-like tendencies. No smokers.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-27-02 - Published: 12-27-02

16. Drink Unto Thee reviews

Laguna and Kiros ring in the season with fireworks and fruit baskets. Yaoi.

Final Fantasy VIII - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-26-02 - Published: 12-26-02

17. Clumsy reviews

Vincent and Cloud and the snow falling on a certain night. Yaoi.

Final Fantasy VII - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,656 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 10-20-02 - Published: 10-20-02

18. Fairytale Ending reviews

Anthy knows a story. Slight shoujo ai.

Utena - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,945 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-14-02 - Published: 10-14-02

19. Maze of Words » reviews

Cloud wakes up. Yaoi.

Final Fantasy VII - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,923 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 9-12-02 - Published: 9-12-02

20. Unhinged » reviews

With the help of his friends, Cloud attempts to avoid saving the world from a terrible fate. Yaoi and silliness warning.

Final Fantasy VII - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,942 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 11-1-01 - Published: 9-4-01

21. Thursdays... reviews

Slight yaoi warning. A short look at the morning habits of three SOLDIERS. Or, two SOLDIERS and a trooper.

Final Fantasy VII - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 6-20-01 - Published: 6-20-01