Name: Unlucky-Amulet. (Aka: Sacchan, Deaffo, Randomness Epitome/Incarnate, Amulet.)
Age: 16
Favourite foods: Pizza, Pasta, Chocolate-chip Cookies, Marzipan, Blue Candyfloss, Toffee Muffins, Dairylea cheese, Star-fruit. (No, I don't eat healthly.)
Favourite Smells: Baking Bread, New books, Almonds or that smell bouncy-balls have.
I have a tendency to check my profile/stats/favourite authors a lot. I guess I'm just a bit OCD about that type of thing...or maybe I just have too much time on my hands.
Current mood: Thoughtful.
Current word: Osteoporosis
Favourite pairings: Sakura/Sasuke, Sakura/Akatsuki, Grimmjow/Orihime (No, I don't care if this is random. It's cute!) Kisuke/Yoruchi, Negi/Nodoka, Mei/Kotaro, Starfire/Beast Boy, Beast boy/Terra.
No, you can't have my Brawl number. Fuck you.
Favourite characters:
The Akatsuki (Naruto)- I LOVE these guys. I tend to be drawn to badass characters in anime anyway (like Gaara, before he got whipped.) My fav has to be Hidan. He's hot, swears like crazy and he's just awesome. Then it's Deidara. I love them all, so I couldn't just pick one. The only Akatsuki member I don't love is probably Sasori. But he's okay.
Tomo (Azumanga Daioh)- Seriously, how could you not love this girl? I've never seen anybody more impulsive and I've never laughed so much at the antics of one character. She is just amazing.
Yuna Akashi (Negima) - I don't know why, but I really like Yuna. (Makie, Ayaka, Nodoka and Setuna are also some of my favourites, but I like Yuna more.) She's just an interesting character. Feisty, but she has this cute, insecure side you don't see much. I like how mischeivious she is, and I also like her hair.
Grimmjow Jaggerjaques (Bleach)- Because he's violent, cool, tough and SMEXY. Plus when he saved Orihime from those two Arrancar girls, he did it in such a badass way. Also, any anime guy who can walk around with his chest out is fine by me. (Down, Amulet, down.) I like Ulquiorra as well.
Isms: (i.e: Funny or retarded quotes by my and my friends.)
"Sashathere'sanaxe-murdererbehindus!" ~ L
"(sleepy) Is there?" ~ Me
"Nothing to see here!" ~ Me
"All those people, in their blue T-shirts? They remind me of particles!" ~E
"Listen to the oils!" ~ L
"First you won't try my pizza, then you step on me!" ~ Me
"You know the amazing thing about Kristin? She's virtually odourless!" ~ Me
"Roof doesn't rhyme with food either!" ~ L
"It's like splitting an atom!" ~ E
"In a mingo!" ~ Me
"Why are they all fat?" ~ L
"Who's Mr. Average?" ~ Me
"Do deaf people think in Brialle?" ~ L
"It's a boxy orgy of love!" ~ Me
"Wait. Why is MY computer turning off!"~ L
"This looks like dark matter!" ~ E
"That's not a cube, it's a sphere!" ~ Me
"Isn't it weird how Jerry never springs-" ~ L
"Ow. I mean- Leg noises!" ~ Me
"What do giraffes look like when they're sad?" ~ E
"Hm. Now seems an appropriate time for SEX!" ~ L
"Wait, is your red light on?" ~ Me
"Maggots ate my penis!" ~ A
"White trash! I mean- car!" ~ Me
"I'm slightly afraid of eggs" ~ E
"It's like it was flying underwater!" ~ L
"You mean swimming?" ~ Me
"You know...if Taye and Idina have a kid, they should call it Tayedina!" ~ Me
"Do you think kittens have ever gone to hell?" ~ Me
"I don't think praying mantises slap each others thighs..." ~ Me
"I'm not a perfectionist...it just annoyed me that they weren't in order." ~ L
"I can't believe we're having an argument about Pelicans." ~Me
"I predict I will get an apple pie with this meal! I hate you, Mcdonalds!" ~ L
"Is my boob comfy enough for your head?" ~ A
"Well maybe that's what the song's about; Spontaniously combusting weasels." ~ L
"Legal for what? Oh yeah right, sex." ~ Me
"Ahh...I want to see him make some small children cry." ~ L
"Goddamn it, where'd a park my fucking horse?" ~ Me
"Ha! You're wrong! Y-R-O-N-G wrong!" ~ Me
"Erm...that doesn't spell wrong. It spells yrong" ~ L
"Yeah. And you are! Hahahahaha..." ~ Me
"You just want this to be Link's Horse Riding Adventure, don't you?" ~ Me
"My expression looks like one of pen-related dispair" ~ L
"It has a certain jeep-like quality" ~ Me
"That's what you get for putting a necklace on a cat." ~ Me
"Carol? Can I call you Limpy McGee?" ~ L
"What does that say? Chandebleh?" ~ Me
"It sounds like they're having sex!"
"With swords?" ~ L
"Ooh, Erik, your sword is so big." ~ Me
"AARGH! Stupid oven! Mircowave! Freezer!" ~ Me
"Mum? I think the toilet seat has finally snapped." ~ Me
"Aww...that's a bit scary." ~ E
"Bunny wings! I mean- ears!" ~ Me
"~In posh accent~ One must sit on one's bottom." ~ L
"CHICKENS!" ~ E and Me
"Watch out, it's a heavily pregnant tree!" ~ Me
"Yes, she regularly walks into the room with an armful of orbs." ~ L
"Do you mind not spitting in my face, please?" ~ L
"You might want to go and put water on your knee." ~ L
"AAH! Stop throwing balls at me when I gave you texture!" ~ L
"Oh. I didn't realise it was going to explode." ~ Me
"Did you just say, 'I want to eat your babies'?~ Me
"You mean you wouldn't talk to your friend if her hand exploded!" Me and L, to E.
"I glitter, therefore I am." ~ L
"So, mum, about my christmas lessons-" ~ L
"I'll get in that bucket and I'll win!" ~ E
"Would someone hurry up and die?" ~ E
"I'm trying to!" ~ Me
"I'm tiny! That seems quite unfair!" ~ Me
"Don't hit shiny people!" ~ E
"There's no hiding from bombs on squirtle!" ~ E
"Watch out, she's got a mime!" ~ Me
"That unfair! You floated down on a brick!" ~ L
"Toilets rock!" ~ E
"I'm going to have to scratch his face off now, I hope you realise." ~ Me
"Though I'd probably want to burp in someone's face if they flicked my ears." ~ Me
"Her pigtails eloped!" ~ Me
"You don't see many cats with lightbulbs ~ L
"I don't sniff my twenties!"~ E
"What did you go and flip my cat for?" ~ Me
"I wondered why Tony Blair was in my german book." ~ E
"Strippers get paid £1.99 to throw things? You do that for free!" ~ Me
"Be good company and rip my foot off!" ~ E
"I'd kill myself! ...Or change my name." ~ L
"People think...occasionally." ~ L
"Will you stop bumming Picasso, you two?" ~ E
"I hate it when you have a nose and you can't do anything about it..." ~ Me
"Owie. I have gloves!" ~ L
"That film always scared me when I was a small car-" ~ L
"I think I'd notice if my face fell off!" ~ Me
"I'm sorry, but you're a unicorn." ~ E
"Your window's a pervert!" ~ E
"Cuz that's what you do in thunderstorms- You avoid questions." ~ Me
"That's because she was evil! An evil prostitute!" ~ Me
"There's more to life then a pink elephant." ~ E
"Stop unveiling that tapestry and lie back down!" ~ L
"She's producing cable again!" ~ L
"I'm a quaver!" ~ Me
"I'll seduce the rainbow!" ~ Me
"It's never a good thing when your shoes are smoking." ~ L
"You have a jabby nose! Stop it!" ~ E
"Where did you hide the scary hotdog man?" ~ L
"You don't exactly have the best reputation for- BALLS!" ~ L
"Why would you want to land a plane on my feet?" ~ Me
"You picked the wrong time to turn into a brick, my friend." ~ Me
"Oww, I slapped my eyes too hard!" ~ E
"I'm more like a squashed on-its-leg square." ~ Me
"I don't want triangular fingers!" ~ Me
"I think it was the pirate impression that did it." ~ L
"I don't like good ideas. They make me nervous." ~ L
"Noo, I don't want to smell the dusty cat!" ~ L
"A fish just ate me! A FISH just ate ME!!"~ Me
"AAAAH! Watch out for pig!" ~ Me
"I wanted to get rid of my fan, not sit in a box!" ~ L
"Great, I'm a helicopter." ~ E
"I could a bird or an octopus. Guess which one I am!" ~ E
"You sound like a buffahorse!" ~ Me
Coming soon (possibly) Fanfics:
(Warning: If anybody copies these I'll hunt you down and beat you with a pitchfork.)Untitled- (Zelda) Link reveals the consequences of being the Hero of Time
Untitled - (Zelda) Another follows the Golden Wolf...how will she save herself?
Cool vs Cute- (Azumanga Daioh) Tomo decides to test her theory of cool vs. cute. Sakaki has an unusual answer for Tomo.
Tentative Grounds- (Tales of Symphonia) Being Mizuho's bargaining chip can be an awkward role, as Sheena learns the hard way.
Also a note to my readers of 'The roses of battle': I haven't stopped the fic, I just lost interest in it for a while plus writer's block. I promise I'll update, but I don't know how long that'll take.
Okay, I know what you're thinking: Enough already! Here are the fics:
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