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yo, i'm Reggie Tuesday, i'm cool. you probably don't care, but here is some crap about me. even if you don't read it, it was fun to write semi-important stuff about me age:17 favorite series': Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Avatar, Death Note, Firefly, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Bleach, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Ouran High School Host Club, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel favorite couples: least favorite couples: (of which, honestly, I have few) favorite movies: Lord of the Rings, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Napolean Dynamite, Scary Movie III, Benny and Joon, Mulan, Shrek, Spaceballs, SERENITY! fav music and artists favorite books: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Stargirl, Artimis Fowl, Holes, Ender's Game, Series of Unfortunate Events, Eragon, Sabriel, Bartimaus Trilogy, The Hitchhickers Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Astonishing Adventures of Fanboy and Goth Girl favorite characters awesome plays (I am a broadway freak, I think it's one of the coolest things ever): quotes I could live by "In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." "I LIKE EVIL PIE. RAWR." "It's been a while since I've killed anyone. I kinda miss it. Wanna watch?" "Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. in order to obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of equivalent exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one and only truth. But the world isn't perfect, and the law is incomplete. Equivalent exchange doesn't encompass everything that goes on here. But I still choose to believe in it's principle, that all things do come at a price. That there's an ebb and a flow, a cycle. That the pain we went through did have a reward, and that anyone who's determined and perseveres will get something of value in return, even if it's not what they expected. I don't think of equivalent exchange as a law of the world anymore. I think of it as a promise between my brother and me. A promise that someday, we'll see each other again." "Also... I can kill you with my brain" "I sense a disturbance in the force... "This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this." "You tell Mustang there's no chance I'm dying before you, you morally corrupt colonial with a god complex." "Pretty cunnin' dontcha think?" Mal: "I'd say we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us now?" "Jesus is a cool guy. When he's with my mom, he likes to be so cool." Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" 'Fiction reveals what reality conceals.' BFF Conner: "Could it be, suicide "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I goin' beat you with until you know who's in ruttin' command here." "Look, would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?" "First of all, it's fun messing with people!" 'The makers of Azarath and Metrion bring you: Zinthos. Because it's blue, Zinthos may be exactly what you need, when you need it.' "We always hoped you kids would get together, now who are you again?" "Lady, people aren't chocolates. You know what they are? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling" "Robin... That was vicious, dishonorable, and ruthless. Excellent work." Vogon guard: "Resistance is useless!" Lupin: "Give five signs that identify a werewolf. Excellent question." "'Ah yes, this is a good and fertile land... and we shall rule over all this land... and we shall call it... this land' 'argh! I think we should call it your grave!' 'ah! curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!' 'ah ha ha, mine is an evil laugh. now die!' 'ahh, oh god! ohh, dear god in heaven...' "Shiny. Let's go be bad guys." "Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of cool." "YEAH! WE'RE DNA BUDDIES!" "And when I'm fuhrer there'll be changes. That day, all female officers will be required to wear TINY MINISKIRTS!" Sokka: "He's an earthbender, right? Rocky! you know, because of all the rocks?" Persian dude: "this is blasphemy... this is madness!" Dad: "Reggie, d'you want a BLT?" "And one more thing. About my name, Artimis. you were right in London, it is generally a female name. After the Greek goddess of archery. But every now and then a male comes along with such a talent for hunting that he earns the right to use the name. I am that male. Artimis the hunter. I hunted you." "Get these bodies together! Zoe, I want you to rope 'em together, five or six in a line, I want 'em laid out on the nose of our ship. Put Book front and center, he's our friend we should honer him. Kaylee! find that kid whose taking a dirt nap with baby Jesus, we need a hood ornament. Jayne! Try not to Steal too much of their shit!" "YEEEY, WE'RE DOOMED!" Me: "what is it with guys and self-mutilation?" "Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." "Evil-doers beware... we have waffles." "For God's sake, man, she's 18... and you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. Just stop fluttering about and ask her to dance." "This must be what going mad feels like." "I'm not paraniod, which one of my enemies told you that??" "No... this must be what going mad feels like." "We might experence some turbulance... and then, explode." "Don't talk to me about life." Itachi: "What is it about my brother that makes you care about him so much? He's a rouge ninja who abandoned you." "You'll be there in my mind, "How can I thank you, mysterious black-clad hunk of the night thing?' 'No need, little lady. Your tears of gratitude are enough for me.' 'But there must be some way I can show my apprecation!' 'No. Helping those in need's my job. And, workin' up a load of sexual tension, and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough.' 'I understand. I have a nephew who's gay, so-' '-gasp!-Say no more! Evil's still afoot. And I'm almost out of that nancy-boy hair gel I like so much. Quickly! to the Angel-mobile! Away!" "Hey! I know where we are! We're in that place I didn't know where we were before." "I'm right under your nose, haha! I'm like a booger that way!... Wait..." "If i win, I'm a prodigy. If I loose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written." 'The ship hung in the air, exactly the way a brick doesn't' 'Both optimists and pecimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane, the pecimist: the parachute.' "I'm losing my perception of depth and time! This can only mean one thing: the very space time continuim is unravleing upon itself, hurling the universe into an eternal appolilyptic state! Or... maybe I'm just losing my long term memory. I'm thristy." "Cuz we're America, and we're schizophrenic! Don't mess with the nation that needs medication!" Ford: "Alright, just stop panicking!" "A giant chicken. I must be the luckiest girl in the world" "Aragorn, don't fall!" "There is a theory which sates that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizzare and inexplicable.There is another which states that this has already happened." "But nothing's ever perfect, haven't you realized that yet? Earth turns on a tilted axis, just doing the best it can." Rock on, | |||||||||||
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