Call me Gawain. My age is mostly irrelevant even in the real world. I'm gay, but not exclusively so, and I love shrimp. That seems to have not answered most of the pressing questions that would have brought you here from the forums.

While I have your attention, have you ever heard of the Principality of Sealand, the world's smallest sovereign state? A micronation, I believe it's classified by those few who recognize it.

Don't read my stuff, please? Or if you do, don't judge me on it. I wrote it ages ago, and it's only hanging around because I'm too bloody sentimental to take it down. Drop me a line, I'm love to meet/chat with you, but don't read my stuff.

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