Name: Markus

Age: 23

Hobbies:

Video games

Playing the guitar

Weapons training

Sword collecting

The Marine Corps. Semper Fi.

NOTE: SHOWS/PAIRINGS I WRITE ABOUT WILL HAVE A "*" NEXT TO THEM

Fav. Anime/Manga:

Yu-Gi-Oh!*

InuYasha*

Dragonball series*

Yu Yu Hakusho

FMA

Rave Master

Bleach

Naruto*

Fav. Anime/Manga pairings

InuYasha/Kagome*

InuYasha/Koga*

Sesshomaru/Kagome*

Yusuke/Keiko

Yusuke/Botan

Haru/Ellie

Ichigo/Rukia

Ichigo/Yoruichi

Naruto/Sakura*

Naruto/Sasuke*

Naruto/FemKyuubi*

Atem/Isis*

Atem/Marik*

Fav. Cartoons

Avatar: The Last Airbender*

Teen Titans*

The Simpsons

Family Guy

American Dad

Fav. Cartoon pairings

Aang/Azula*

Azula/OC*

Azula/Ty Lee

Zuko/Katara*

Zuko/OC*

Aang/Toph*

Robin/Raven (Dick/Rachel)*

Fav. Books

Lord of the Rings*

Harry Potter*

Fav. Book pairings

Lord of the Rings-

Aragorn/Arwen*

Aragorn/Legolas*

Harry Potter-

Harry/Draco*

Harry/Hermione*

Fav. TV Shows:

Merlin

Supernatural

Fav. TV Show pairings:

Merlin -

Merlin/Morgana*

Supernatural -

Sam/Lilith*

Lucifer/Lilith

I do commissions. My stories will be mature, unless specifically asked otherwise. I charge by the word, which is 25 cents. I write Yaoi mostly, though I will do straight pairings if asked. If you want the story to be in a particular setting, give me the setting as well. Once we have the details worked out, I will give you a link to my PayPal account. I would advise against a certain date for the story to be due, as I may be busy with other things and may not have time to write some days, though I will attempt to get the story done as quickly as possible.

I'm Sorry:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Thanks to Kyuuketsuki no Kitsune for this:

A funny thing I found about the best word ever:

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

The End!