I've had a lot on my mind recently, one thing in particular is
SLASH, for those of you noobs ignorant of that, read a fic that says
Yoai or Slash in the summary, I hope it's one rated M too, so you get
to read a very disturbing scene.
Now for those of you
who know what Slash is, I have to ask just a few questions, the first
being, WTF! I am not knocking homosexuality, but taking a character
who is by no means that denomination and puting them with another
character that is also by no means of that persuasion, you really
butcher the story, I personally find it very distasteful and in those
stories that combine Slash and Mpreg, again I ask you WHAT THE HELL?
You writers who do that obviously don't know
your facts of life, so let me tell you. MEN CAN'T HAVE BABIES, I
don't care if it is Harry Potter and there is some kind of magic
involved, MEN DON'T HAVE BABIES!
I am sick and tired of
looking through page after page, in various sections, and having to
filter through all the SLASH stories. It is annoying, you guys should
post on the all slash sites, please make it easier for those of us who
hate that stuff. Two guys making love is not my thing, I find the
images of such acts make me squirm involantarily, call me a homophobe
all you want, but I have my opinion and I'm sticking to it.
The funny thing is that I've found the BIG slash writers are often times chicks, this amused me to no end, I guess it's kind of like how guys get off on lesbian porn. I still don't like slash, but I thought that fun fact was amusing. They also seem big on non-con, which also I find quite odd.
Once
again, I have nothing against homosexual people. I just don't like
reading about the acts and/or interactions of such people. I know that
this little rant will make little difference, but I felt I needed to
say what I needed to say. If anyone is offended by what I said, Oh
well. I'm offended that you're offended.
And now, on to the bio. Okay for starters I am a guy, I'm 22 and I live in Washington State.
Favorites:
Anime:
DBZ/GT (I don't care if most ppl don't like GT I do) Inuyasha, Akira,
Ninja Scroll, Rironi Kenshin, Pokemon, Digimon, Bleach, Naruto...There are others but
you get the idea
Games:
I like ALL the Final Fantasies, Tekken,
Street Fighter, (I mean originals and sequals) Mortal Kombat, Kingdom
Hearts, Sonic the Hedgehog, Mario, Pac-Man, Soul Calliber...basically
any fighting or RPG and a few platformers suit me just fine. A good
first person shooter like Perfect Dark and most of the James Bond games
are fun from time to time as well.
Stories and Status
Prophecy of the Legendaries-A Pokemon story. This fic seems
to have fared a lot better than my first. It has quite a few readers,
even if for some unknown reason half of them won't leave me a review,
and the reviews speak for how good the fic is.
Defying
Fate: This fic is a Harry Potter/Final Fantasy crossover and it is a
trilogy. The first part of which is entitled Journey of the Offworlder.
This is currently my
main project and will be receiving the most updates in the near future.
Thank
you for wasting your time in reading my profile, enjoy my stories and
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE...etc. leave a review :), or
ten.
Things that annoy me in general:
Country
Music, Stories with so many mispellings and grammar mistakes that it
hurts your eyes to read, People that threaten not to update if they
don't get reviews (Asking for them is fine if you do it in a respectful
and mature way, but saying things like "I won't update until I get X
amount of reviews" is a poor way to go about it.), Oil Ocean Zone on
Sonic 2 (I hate that damn level!) Buying a bag and finding a bunch of
stems and seeds, all the kids' shows that come on PBS and their asorted
toys and things (I had to work in a store that sold them and those damn
things wouldn't shut the hell up no matter what you did, breaking them
wasn't an option unfortunately.), needles (Cringe), bad ass kids (Which
would include half my extended family.)
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