ATTENTION!!

It has been brought to my attention that I do many things well...

None of which generate income.

So here's my way to do what I love and make some money while doing it.

So here it is.

You ready?

I AM NOW TAKING COMMISSIONS FOR STORIES!!

I have no idea if this has ever been done before, but it probably has. Prices are negotiable, but I will be writing fanfics for money.

Ah... that sounds good.

CONTACT ME IF YOU'RE INTERESTED!

Thank you.

All of my stories are now in memory of Kiba, my puppy who was accidentally run over earlier this morning.

For Kiba.

1/7/07-3/5/07

So, you wanna know more about me, huh? Why in the world would you want to do that? Oh well, here's the basic stuff:

Name: Valerie

Nicknames: 'Val-chan' (My very favorite, but only one person is allowed to call me that and he even gets a rubber chicken to the face from time to time.), 'Hallie' (Once again, only one person, but this is my second favorite.), 'Val' (Very few people have thought to call me this which is the only reason I metioned it.)

I will destroy you if you call me: 'V', 'VT', 'Hey, you!'.

Location: Texas

Eyes: Grey-Green

Natural Hair Color: Dark Brown

Current Hair Color: Darker Brown.

I'm a Christian and I'm proud of it!

The men in white coats are my sworn enimies!

Likes: Fire, Kingdom Hearts, Fire, Star Wars, Fire, Halo, Fire, X-men, Fire, Books, Fire, Video Games, Fire, Pokemon, Fire, Anime/Manga, Etc...

Favorite Movie: Treasure Planet, Secondhand Lions.

Favorite Song: Whispers in the Dark

Favorite Band: Relient K

Favorite Animal: Wolf

Dislikes: My Twin Sister 9sometimes0, Most of my six brothers, Mary Sues(definition below), Pink, Lacey Frilly Things, Unfished Stories, Make up, Dresses (evil dresses... evil...), Ect...

Fav. Pairings:

NaruHina

SasuHina(I've only read one but it was pretty good)

KakashiOC(he needs to get someone)

SoraKairi

RikuOC

YukiTohru

HaruOC

EdWinry

RoyRiza

Aurrikku(it's cute!)

Yuriku

There's more but I can't think of them at the moment.

Least Fav. Pairings:

NaruSasu

KakaSasu

NaruKaka

YukiKyo

AlEd((dies))

RikuSora((When did Kairi drop off the face of the universe?!))

TidusAuron

WakkaTidus

HaruRin(sometimes (like in the canon!) it's okay, but others...)

RikuKairi(Face it folks, it ain't gonna happen!)

Definition of 'Mary-Sue'/'Gary-Stu'(A male version of the Mary-Sue):

The stereotypical Mary Sue may be tougher, smarter, and cooler than the established characters, with skills that exceed all of theirs, in every arena, and so win their admiration. Alternately, the Sue may be nicer, sweeter, and more charming than the established characters (often despite being tortured by a tragic past) and win their love. Some Mary Sues are both. Either way, the setting's protagonists are upstaged by the new character's perfection. If this new character dies in the story (typically as an act of self-sacrifice), other characters may memorialize her with excessive grieving.

Mary Sue characters are generally marked by over-description with extraneous, seemingly tacked-on paragraphs describing in great detail their distinctive appearance or possessions, even if they have no significance for the plot and seem out of place. For example, a Mary Sue would not merely be said to carry a gun. The model, colour, appearance, and special features of the gun would be described all at once. When the author goes out of her way to describe a character's physical appearence and clothing, especially if the character wears several outfits in the course of the story that are all described in detail, this also points to the character being a probable Mary Sue.

Article from: Wikipedia

Personality: I'm normal.

I'm completely normal.

Except when I'm being abnormal which is most of the time.

I'm really good at working with computers, and that's not me bragging, that's fact. I'm a pyromaniac incase you couldn't tell. I have trust issues, but if you earn my trust you've got a friend for life. If anyone messes with my friends they'll have to go through me first. I specialize in writing sucked-into-game fics and I currently have one in the works. Another thing, I'm not a graceful loser. ((points to random kid clutching a bleeding arm and shouting that just because he beat me at 'Egyptian Ratification' didn't mean I had to bloody his arm)) I will also sometimes also have random moods swings. I'll be serious one second and singing the 'Jeopardy(sp?)' theme song the next.

AIM Adress: DragonfireNeassa (IM me whenever you want)

Xanga: http/www.xanga.com/Neassa

B-day: July, 10.

YouTube: ((Personally I think my vids rock.)) http/youtube.com/profile?user=XXStarlightWolfXX

This is what I picture my main character in my story looking like. Except... with pupils... ((sweatdrop)): http/photobucket.com/albums/v303/Summersplashgirl/anime/?action=view¤t=untitled.jpg

This is a fanart drawn by one of my bestest best fans. I love the expression it's so well done! Love for the artist. It's of the main character in YNKWWH.

As of FruitsBasket Chapter 72 Page 17 My Top five heroes stand as follows:

1st: Shigure Sohma, Ayame Sohma, Hatori Sohma, Manabe Kakeru, Axel (KH), Demyx (KH), Jin (YYH), Touya (YYH), Kurama (YYH), Hiei (YYH), Sherlock Holmes.

2nd: Hatsuharu Sohma, Auron (FFX), Riku (KH)

3rd: Roy Mustang (FMA), Alphonse Elric (FMA), Sora (KH), Roxas (KH)

4th: Riza Hawkeye (FMA)

5th: Han Solo (Star Wars)

Fun Facts About Neassa:

She will die before her dignity.

She is such a dork she has her own Naruto headband.

Without the Kingdom Hearts games she'd probably be emo. (for details, PM)

Her first and middle names together have three meanings: Feirce Light, Strong Light, or Valorous Light.

Where ever she goes she is visciously glomped by puppies/dogs.

You do not want to meet her in a dark alley, you don't want to meet her in a dark alley ever.

She is writing her own novel. (for details/ completed chapters, PM)

If you hurt her best friend and she is not there to beat you to a bloody pulp, you will be hunted down, mauled, and fed to wild wolves who she owes a favor.

While she is viscious and violent in public, she's a hopeless romantic. (Yes, you read that right)

Things Neassa Says Daily:

"If I were lying to you, you'd believe me."

"NOES! Dun make me go in the cubicle!"

Quotes from Daizy:

"You are screw something fierce, you are on electric fire!"

"I would totally kill for a Nutterbutter right now."

"Time to make like a tree and leaf!"

"I don't care where you're going, just bring me ketchup!"

Favorite quotes:

"Before you criticize someone always walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes"

"Reality bites with a varety of sizes of teeth."

"Snowflakes are some of the most fragile things in the world but looks what happens when they stick together."

"Fashion is a type of ugliness so intolerable, that we have to change it every 6 months."

"It's not cheating unless you get caught and if you get caught lie throught your teeth."

"Live long and prosper or live short and don't prosper... whichever works for you."

"It's better to keep silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubts."

"My head may be cracked but my insanity is still intact!"

"It's the friends that you can call up at 4 AM that matter."

"You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity"

“That’s it! I give up! There’s no talking to you people! And you wonder why I’m arrogant! If the rest of you weren’t such idiots, I might not feel so superior!”

"Society is thick, Normality is overrated, Lunacy is underestimated, and in the midst of it all, I remain relatively sane."

"If you do that I will kill you, then I will reincarinate you and kill you again!"

"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."

"Skill is being able to walk across Niagra Falls on a tightrope. Intelligence is not trying."

"Nice try, but you can't fool a fool."

"No! My precious fish!"

"Nothing is impossible. Some things are just improbable."

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words."

"My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone."

"If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?"

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police"

"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."

"I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth."

"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"

"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now."

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

"Earth is the insane asylum for the universe."

"I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing."

"The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not."

"Sarcasm is one more service we offer."

"Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world."

"I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away."

"Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive."

"I will temporarily rule the world, forever."

"You know you've been in the business too long when you recognize the sound of a .45 caliber over the phone."

"Stubborn man!" Riza Hawkeye.

"That's it. You've seen everything."
"You won."
"Go outside."
-Sly Cooper 2 Ending Credits.

"Pryomanics plus ham equals burnt ham…" (Roy vs. The Christmas Ham)

"Some guys like girls "With the face that could launch a thousand ships". If a guy says that to me I'll redefine the phrase as a girl who could launch a thousand missiles." (ME!)

"OH MY GOSH IT'S A SMILING EPIDEMIC! I THINK THAT MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ((runs out of room))" (ME! - While watching 'Shark Boy and Lava Girl')

"If you do that again, I'll hit you so hard you'll be able to taste your spleen!" (My best friend Rachel)

"STOP MESSING WITH MY MAN-PILLS!" (Rachel's brother, Ben)

"My pencil needs a rest in the happy land of the pencil bag!" (My sister, being sarcastic.)

"Insanity is only craziness in a fun way!" (ME!)

"Everyone needs a hearlthy dose of sarcasm in addition to three square meals a day!" (ME!)

"You just got pwned by grass!" (ME!)

"I just got pwned by dirt!" (ME!)

"Have you been slapped by the inspiration tuna lately?" (ME!)

"Hm? Oh, me? I'm going to be in serious denial until the reality salmon comes along and whaps me over the head a few times." (ME!)

Me: Hey, Who do you think is the hottest out of all of the anime guys?
My sister: Don't ask a fangirl to do that. She'll tear her hair out and die.

Shigure Sohma: ((talking to Tohru)) I knew there was something I liked about you, aside from your pretty fa-
Yuki Sohma: ((hits Shigure over the head with a bookbag))
Shigure: Okay, that hurt. What do you have in there? A dictionary?
Yuki: No, I have two of them.

"I though I was crazy, Urameshi, but you take the prize! The hell was that?! You don't make bombs go 'BOOM!' in your face!" - Jin the Wind Master

"No, you shouldn't run, I can't guarantee a painless kill that way!" - Touya the Ice Master

"Nice outfit, dork." - Seto Kaiba

"How did that fool make it this far? - JUST PICK A DOOR YOU GEEK!!" Seto Kaiba

"But what about my potato song?" - Joey Wheeler

Ishizu: Without you he can't save the world!
Seto: Bye!

"Who knew there was actually a nice guy inside that psychotic evil nutcase?" - Joey Wheeler

"It was just some harmless hacking, the centaur started it." - Artemis Fowl

"... You found fourteen of the ten commandments?" (ME!)

"I hate you, but I love you at the same time."
"... Then get this clown make-up off of my face." ((pickamandy and ME!))

"You sound like a crazy person trying to decode the dial tone." (ME! to Kody-chan)

"Oh, great. A ninja with rabbit ears. We're all going to die."
"A ninja with rabbit ears and a cloaking device, hun." ((ME! and my brother))

"... Did you seriously just run into a wall two inches from the finish line?" ((ME! to my brother))

PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T GO READ 'NEW WORLD, CHANGED JOURNEY' AND IT'S SEQUEL, 'THREE BROTHERS, ONE DESTINY'! NOW! OR I'LL COME AFTER YOU WITH MY FLAMETHROWER OF DOOM!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

'Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your options. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child?

22 Things to do the next time your in an elevator!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put Decaf in the coffee maker(home or work), When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7:Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8:Don't use any punctuation

9:As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10:Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11:Specify that your drive thru order is "TO GO"

12:Sing along at the opera

13:Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14:Put mosquito netting around your work area(or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17:When the cash comes out of the ATM yell "I WON, I WON"

18:When exiting the Zoo start running toward the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

19:Tell your children, or younger sibling(s) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko

If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Neassa

Did you know that... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. It's impossible to keep your eyes open when you sneeze. Now, make a wish. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and your wish will be granted.

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

AXEL IS NOT GAY! HE IS AN EXTREMELY LOYAL FRIEND! If you agree with this statement, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list (optional): Neassa, FireWaterLightDark7890, Kurenai-yuuhi-rox, Rikulover43

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.

YAY FOR GOD!!