Greetings & salutations and all that jazz. I've decided to polish up this pathetic excuse for a profile. Why oh why am I wasting my precious time? Precisely because I have such time to waste. Oh and tomorrow school is canceled ergo I have all the time in the world to do boring, boring things. Which i enjoy doing.

-Anywho, ignoring that freakish rant we come to the subject of me. And, albeit not quite as beautiful as the epitome of your wet dreams, or witty as the writer of Family Guy, or deeply depressed as Edgar A. Poe, etc. etc., I am mucho eccentric and obsessedaddictedinlove with fadom-ing.

Age ~ Old enough. (not)

Hair Color ~ You know that brown that like, everyone in the world has for a hair color? Yeah, that'd be my own.

Eye Color ~ Blue-Green. But no one notices with the spectacles I own. No siree.

Likes ~ Slash (major, major adoring of), Billy Idol, literature, manga, DDR, rupees, Wendy's, chocolate, fanfiction, seahorses, marble notebooks, rain, December (or Winter rather), anime, Kingdom Hearts, Les Miserables, Harry Potter, the SIMS2, shounen-ai, feminine boys, Daft Punk, Panic! At the Disco, Tales of Symphonia, Romania, snobs, Foreign anything, Cillian Murphy, RENT, Movin' Out, Billy Joel, fictionpress, blogging, burning C.D.s, making playlists, singing, dancing, acting, writing, Adult Swim, Halo, Star Ocean (alright, Square Enix on a whole), quarters, silly - pointless notes, e-mail, MSN, T.M. Revolution, tennis, ice skating, figure skating, mushrooms (not the eating kind), much, much more.

Dislikes ~ Homophobes (be warned), Mary Sues, rap, hip hop, metal, celery, cats (except neko-people, xD), Star Trek, Orange Juice, soccer, and I don't feel like hurting a ton of peoples' feelings right now, ahem, so... =)

HARRY POTTER (because who can deny the beauty of this fandom, who? -is geek- ) -

Harry/Draco - my OTP, I just adore these two.

Ron/Hermione - Simple, obvious and adorable.

Pansy/Ron - Don't ask. I just like it.

Harry/Cedric - the only other person i pair Harry with. =D

Seamus/Dean - OMFGsocute.

Percy/Oliver - AMAZING. How is it not canon?

Blaise/Hermione - They're written so well together.

Seamus/Blaise - They've got that yin and yang thing going on.

Bill/Fleur - the best het. pairing in HBP besides R/Hr, I mean common, think about it.

Seamus/Theodore - Um, I whore Seamus. A lot. xP

Justin/Harry - After the whole thing in second year...

Ernie/Millicent - inset big cheesy smile Just made for each other.

Remus/Sirius - Yeeesssh. Puppy love.

I dislike:

Harry/Ginny - my least favorite HP pairing ever. It's just so, so wrong. In so many ways. She is the spawn of satan (whom I don't believe in) and such a Mary Sue. Oh, how you've turned on me J.K.

Neville/Percy - I'm sorry. This scares me.

Draco/Anyone but Harry - I cannot do this. Nuh uh.

Lucius/James - Um, what? Lucius's hair is too long.

Peter/Anyone - Fucking ew.

Snpae/Anyone - I DESPISE SNAPE. THE END.

If you have a problem with these opinions please don't e-mail me. I posted them for people who were interested. Don't be an idiot. I said, please?

KINGDOM HEARTS (because it rocks the casbah) -

Riku/Sora - FOREVER. No buts about it. No one else for them.

Leon/Cloud - Can't you see the sexual tension? Just rippling through the air?

Kairi/Yuffie - This just makes Kairi awesome. It's cute.

Selphie/Tidus - Unable to deny such a cute pairing.

Dislikes

Kairi/Riku - I can deal with Kairi/Sora (occasionally...alright almost never) but this? Just no.

Riku/Namine - Where did this come from?

Selphie/Kairi - I apologise to all those who enjoy this pairing, I might be able to see the coolness of it had it not made me extremely uncomfortable when first..hearing of it.

Yep.

NEWSIES (they hawt.) -

Jack/Davey - It works so well. And it's...canon.

Race/Spot - The two hottest things to come out of Newsies. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Blink/Mush - They share a drink. THEY SHARE A DRINK!

Skittery/Snitch - MEWL.

Itey/Snitch - the bed scene. Hee hee.

Specs/Dutchy - Rawr.

Dislikes

Jack/Sarah - It's there. It's true. I know I'm in denial but it's gross.

Davey/Mush - I cannot do this. No way no how. So sorreh.

Bumlets/Anyone - Soz. Nope. No. Nada.

More to come?

random muggleborn shoplifts everything off the trolley

"Anything off the trolley, dears?"

"But there's nothing on the -"

"SHUT UP AND BUY SOMETHING!"

I want to be that trolley lady. She's got the roundest bum I've ever seen.