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| IssaLee |
Author has written 20 stories for Sailor Moon, Harry Potter, and Fullmetal Alchemist. oh, hai, long un-updated profile-thingy. i doubt anyone looks at this anymore but for those of you amazingly amazing ones who do: haha, um, i just -- you know, sort of -- drifted from ff.net for a little bit. livejournal and bandom, don't you know. i have always loved the music! so the profile is different, the name remains the same, as do the quotes because i am really still marvelously awkward. i am trying my best to finish what i've left -- well, er, unfinished, and i suppose i should be telling you now that i'm bogged down with bandom fic as well and um. let's just say if i don't get something out by the time otp comes out in theaters, my potterfic will be dwindling. considerably. but there are two guarantees: objective: defeathering the peacock as well as lifeblood will be finished, albeit written much more nicely than before. ha, i've had some time to work on my little idiosyncrasis. ta. QUOTES: "Sure, there have been injuries and deaths in boxing--but none of them serious." "I am not prejudiced in the least; I hate everyone equally." "Lemon chicken, in reference to the fanfiction wolrd, is sexually aroused poultry." "This is my Evil Black Binder of Doom. I wanted it to be the Evil Black Binder of Doomy Evilness From The Seven Hells Of Hades...but I ran out of space on the side." "Humans are like slinkys. Though they may not be useful, it will always put a smile on your face to see one tumble down the stairs." "I'm late today because a tree attacked my bus." "I have a dirty mind. It has a permanent home in the gutter and I visit it often with get well cards." "Wear purple for me NOW." "Are you serious?...No, I mean really serious?...That's really how pens work?...HOLY CRAP, PENS ARE GENIUS!" "My fortune cookie said a golden opportunity was going to fall into my a lap this month! I wore a cup ALL MONTH and the best damn thing that happened was my aunt died!" "Your face. Wait. No. Don't cry! I'm sorry -shut up, I did't know he was going to cry - here, do you want a lollipop?...What?...I don't give a damn what your mother says about strangers, take the damn candy and run! Wait! Don't cry! Come back - guys, let's leave early. Like, now." "EXPLOSION! HESS YES!" "Holy shit...don't tell me it's still working." "Didn't she just say she wouldn't let go? Why is she letting go? Is that a handcuff on his wrist? Ooh, her hair's frozen. What the eff does she think she's doing? Jumping in the water? GET OUTGETOUTGETOUT...oh, she went for the whistle. What do you mean, shut up? I haven't said anything." "Ok, so it started sometime when I was a kid, and I found out Skittles really weren't part of the rainbow, and that leprechauns were really Oompa-Loompas in green. I've hated rainbows since." "I hate when you're trying to swim up after diving down, and you're halfway there but there's this big blob in the way so when you finally get to the surface you have to scream "Timmy, GEEZ! Do not float above me when I am drowning in the abyss!'" "I am going to name my children after the transformers. Megatron, go sit next to Optimus Prime. NOW." "If 12 is in prison, than 11 and 13 are guilty by association." "Madame Blavet? How do you say 'homosexual' in French?" "Look out the window and you see...?" "SEX!" "Ow...my mangina...what?...oh, that's right, I have a vagenis. Sorry." "Is that a frickin fetus!" "HEY! THIS IS SO NOT ZATHURA!" "Moaning Myrtle...she's gone a long time without sex, hasn't she?" "I don't NEED to see under the water! Just looking at Harry's CHEST is enough to send me into ORGASMIC THROES OF PLEASURE." | |||||||
1. Objective: Defeathering The Peacock » reviewsGinny makes a bet involving Malfoy with her friend, and one of the hugest, most startling chain reactions she'd ever set off suddenly began. Ginevra, can you say Oops?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,087 - Reviews: 449 - Updated: 6-25-06 - Published: 6-30-05 - Ginny W. & Draco M.2. Lifeblood » reviewsDraco Malfoy and Harry Potter were never meant to be mated, just like Harry was never meant to turn evil and Ron was never meant to be duped by a succubus but some things just aren't meant.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,752 - Reviews: 424 - Updated: 6-14-06 - Published: 8-26-05 - Draco M. & Harry P.3. Undeniably Me, Unbelievably You » reviewsA series of 100 total drabbles and oneshots, centered around HarryDraco, and mostly everything these boys could ever come up with.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,590 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 5-20-06 - Published: 12-15-05 - Draco M. & Harry P.4. Draco Malfoy is Better Than You reviewsAnd it's so very, very true.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-12-06 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete5. In Which Edo Proves He Can Be Sexy reviews...ano...Edoisinabeautycontestandpeopledie. DON'T TELL.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-23-06 - Edward E. & Roy M. - Complete6. 50 Things Draco's Not Allowed To Do » reviewsOne Slytherin, and a mission to make Harry Potter happy. Draco Malfoy has one month and the permission to whatever it takes. Insanity ensues. H x D slash.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,855 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 2-22-06 - Published: 11-3-05 - Draco M. & Harry P.7. Living Beautifully » reviewsWhen Draco risks his life for Ginny's, and ends up killing his father in the process, it sparks a chain reaction of events that could end up destrpying the Wizarding World. Draco and Ginny must work together. Will something develop?COMPLETEHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,519 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 12-15-05 - Published: 6-1-05 - Ginny W. & Draco M. - Complete8. Sonno reviewsDraco's apartment is rendered unusable for a few days, and he ends up at Harry's. Is something developing? Or did it already? OneShot, HD Slash.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,544 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-12-05 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete9. Object Of His Affections reviewsDraco muses halfmadly after his first kiss with Harry. Has the object of his affections forgotten about him? OneShot, DH slash. YAOI!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 10-17-05 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete10. Mournings of An Evil Little Cockroach » reviewsAnd guess who I got paired with? The Weaselette. If Voldemort doesn't hurry up and reincarnate his arse the hell back I may have to dirty my hands and kill myself. Draco Malfoy, diary formHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 9-2-05 - Published: 8-24-05 - Draco M.11. Insecurites Do Fall reviewsPostHBP fic. A look at what might have happened, could have happened, and will probably never happen if JK keeps writing the way she is. OneShot. DGH Triangle.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-24-05 - Draco M. & Ginny W. - Complete12. Overshadowing Padders » reviewsSirius and James have always been the more successful of the marauders. So when Remus takes the spotlight for a while, how will Sirius take it? Slash...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,409 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 8-1-05 - Published: 6-27-05 - Remus L. & Sirius B.13. And Then There Were Two » reviewsMinako and Serena plan to eradicate boys in general from their minds...and it all just goes downhill from there. Everyone is slightly OOC, but it's all good.Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 8-1-05 - Published: 7-27-05 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon & Minako A./Mina/Sailor Venus14. Wish Upon A Goddess » reviewsThe Silver Millenium: A time when the Gods and Humans knew no bounds, and were intertwined as family. Yet it was also a time of treachery, and the lecherous lies of two jealous women.Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,571 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 6-1-05 - Published: 5-3-05 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon & Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen15. Purest Light, Darkest Shadow » reviewsUsagi is heartbroken. Her parents: dead. Her friends and fromer love have betrayed her. She moves to America, as far away as she can from the pain. But when she comes back, with new friends, will she be able to forgive them? -COMPLETE- (Alternate ending nSailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,571 - Reviews: 124 - Updated: 5-19-05 - Published: 4-24-05 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete16. Living With the Stress » reviewsUsagi lived life as normal- avoid the baka, eat as much as she could possibly fit in her mouth, and fight evil on a daily basis. That is, until she realized the baka wasn't all she thought he was-AND WHY WON'T THAT VOICE SHUT UP! -COMPLETE-Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,708 - Reviews: 139 - Updated: 5-15-05 - Published: 3-31-05 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon & Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete17. Angels Without Wings » reviewsWhen the guilt gets to be too much, how does Usagi get forgiven? A four-part fic. -COMPLETE-Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 5-12-05 - Published: 5-7-05 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete18. Seeing, Really Seeing » reviewsShe will never know why I do these things to her, and I pray Selene that she never does. A One-Shot turned two-part, into Chibiusa's mind during the R breakup. -COMPLETE-Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 5-8-05 - Published: 4-29-05 - Chibiusa T./Rini/Sailor Chibi (Mini) Moon & Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete19. Reflections of a Broken Mind » reviewsAfter the battle against Pharaoh 90, Usagi has seemed distant. She refuses to eat, and her friends become worried. They take a trip into her mind, to see what has scared her so awfully. A three-part fic. -COMPLETE-Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-29-05 - Published: 4-28-05 - Complete20. Lonely » reviewsOk, minna, almost done with this. The shittenou have arrived, but will the senshi welcome the back? And maybe, they can help in Sailor Moon's fight against Beryl. Maybe.-COMPLETE-Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,294 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-22-05 - Published: 4-2-05 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
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