Author has written 20 stories for Sailor Moon, Harry Potter, and Fullmetal Alchemist.
oh, hai, long un-updated profile-thingy.
i doubt anyone looks at this anymore but for those of you amazingly amazing ones who do: haha, um, i just -- you know, sort of -- drifted from ff.net for a little bit. livejournal and bandom, don't you know. i have always loved the music!
so the profile is different, the name remains the same, as do the quotes because i am really still marvelously awkward. i am trying my best to finish what i've left -- well, er, unfinished, and i suppose i should be telling you now that i'm bogged down with bandom fic as well and um.
let's just say if i don't get something out by the time otp comes out in theaters, my potterfic will be dwindling. considerably. but there are two guarantees: objective: defeathering the peacock as well as lifeblood will be finished, albeit written much more nicely than before. ha, i've had some time to work on my little idiosyncrasis.
"Sure, there have been injuries and deaths in boxing--but none of them serious."
"I am not prejudiced in the least; I hate everyone equally."
"Lemon chicken, in reference to the fanfiction wolrd, is sexually aroused poultry."
"This is my Evil Black Binder of Doom. I wanted it to be the Evil Black Binder of Doomy Evilness From The Seven Hells Of Hades...but I ran out of space on the side."
"Humans are like slinkys. Though they may not be useful, it will always put a smile on your face to see one tumble down the stairs."
"I'm late today because a tree attacked my bus."
"I have a dirty mind. It has a permanent home in the gutter and I visit it often with get well cards."
"Wear purple for me NOW."
"Are you serious?...No, I mean really serious?...That's really how pens work?...HOLY CRAP, PENS ARE GENIUS!"
"My fortune cookie said a golden opportunity was going to fall into my a lap this month! I wore a cup ALL MONTH and the best damn thing that happened was my aunt died!"
"Your face. Wait. No. Don't cry! I'm sorry -shut up, I did't know he was going to cry - here, do you want a lollipop?...What?...I don't give a damn what your mother says about strangers, take the damn candy and run! Wait! Don't cry! Come back - guys, let's leave early. Like, now."
"EXPLOSION! HESS YES!"
"Holy shit...don't tell me it's still working."
"Didn't she just say she wouldn't let go? Why is she letting go? Is that a handcuff on his wrist? Ooh, her hair's frozen. What the eff does she think she's doing? Jumping in the water? GET OUTGETOUTGETOUT...oh, she went for the whistle. What do you mean, shut up? I haven't said anything."
"Ok, so it started sometime when I was a kid, and I found out Skittles really weren't part of the rainbow, and that leprechauns were really Oompa-Loompas in green. I've hated rainbows since."
"I hate when you're trying to swim up after diving down, and you're halfway there but there's this big blob in the way so when you finally get to the surface you have to scream "Timmy, GEEZ! Do not float above me when I am drowning in the abyss!'"
"I am going to name my children after the transformers. Megatron, go sit next to Optimus Prime. NOW."
"If 12 is in prison, than 11 and 13 are guilty by association."
"Madame Blavet? How do you say 'homosexual' in French?"
"Look out the window and you see...?" "SEX!"
"Ow...my mangina...what?...oh, that's right, I have a vagenis. Sorry."
"Is that a frickin fetus!"
"HEY! THIS IS SO NOT ZATHURA!"
"Moaning Myrtle...she's gone a long time without sex, hasn't she?"
"I don't NEED to see under the water! Just looking at Harry's CHEST is enough to send me into ORGASMIC THROES OF PLEASURE."
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