last updated: November 27, 2005 / 2:14 am /

HELLO MY PEOPLES-I'M SO DANG LAZY.
yet I have my own creepy website.
and my own creepy forum...

My sites:
www.freewebs.com/loony_sparky/
www.freewebs.com/creepyzone/
www.freewebs.com/eviestorm/
http://thecreepyzone.proboards76.com/index.cgi

I AM THE .:PROCRASTINATOR:. BEWEAR!
IAM LAZY...BEWEAR!
I AM...uh... NOT LIKE PAULINA!... BEWEAR!(thats a good thing)

I'm 100 percent Christian... but I still have my free rights...
I'm Christian and I listen to rock... and there is nothin wrong with it...

name: Evey
sex: Female
age: 15

best skill: Art (That dosen't mean I'm any good at writing storys (unless they're about me), I write poetry, I drawl, and I paint, but I do not write good storys, I just tell'em...)

intrests: Art, Band, Color-gaurd, Girl-scouts, Karate, Internet; Gaia Online, FanFicton, Fanart-Central, Deviant Art, IMVU, Iconator, and Vampire Freaks.

The ingenuousness of my mind perceives to me as a closed one.
All of what I ponder is of another’s thoughts.
All philosophy that I have distinguished is not of my mind.
I am nothing more than a duplicate of modern society.
I strain through out my days attempting to be an individual.
Until I apprehend that seeking individuality is insubstantial, my life will go on as a faint depression in the vastness of the modern metropolitan world.
Many, including myself, can not comprehend this.
Individuality is a fantasy.
I fancy this belief.
Even realizing this contradicts what I have been stating.
I believe that individuality is false in my perception.
Though by my emotions, I get a notion that being unique is still a reality.
Understanding that the mind Hallucinates can be a painful conception.

I am a blissful sort of child,
content in my own little world away from reality,
but when I do see the reality in this world,
I'm sure my world will either shatter
or I will become stronger than ever in my beliefs and
personally throw myself in the flames
to prove my rights to the public.

I presume myself as a gratuitous person.
But when others call me 'the Submissive one' I think of me as the girl with the haughty personality.
I feel more like a hypocrite. I am the girl just trying to be humble so people can cherish me. Nothing I do is in pure consideration.
All of what I do is for acceptance and popularity.
All of what I do is to spike my image in the eyes of the public.
All of what I do is to show others that I am a wonderful person.
All of which I am not.

Believe what I say for I am not known to lie.

My Name is Evey,
I enjoy expressing my feelings through the way I dress, through my Drawings, sculptures, paintings, and my poetry.
I am a real Jokester. Just ask some of my close friends (even though you can't)
I joke and act absurd and irrational all the time. '
Some people think I am of a Gothic stereotypical group, But I'm not. I repeat. I Am Not A Goth.
I do not suffer any Disorders (that I know of), but often I believe I suffer the narcissistic disorder.
I do, in fact, realize I am a vain person. I don't go very far without looking into a mirror.
My Goals in life are selfish a self-centered. I want to become famous and well known for my art, poetry, and mathematical ingenuity,
Even though me becoming renowned for my capabilities in any way is highly unlikely.
I consider myself an Individual Artist.. Yet I understand that I can not stand out in a crowd anywhere I go.
I spend Most of my time at school (of course) and I plan on going to college.
And when I am not at school I am usually outside fiddling around with my friends, or I just go strolling around to clear my head.
I talk on the phone quite a bit and I get on the internet as much as possible

I have self confidence issues,
sometimes I'm conceded and I believe that I'm better than everyone else.

And other times I think that I am worth nothing, and my soul is so insignificant in the eyes of more than 99.9 of the earth.

But then again there might be 1 out of every 17 people that I've ever known closely that I would even go out of my way to serve and help them.
So I get what I should. I can only be treated as well or even less than how I treat others.
No one will treat me right if I don't treat anyone right. Even if I do treat people correctly there is still yet a chance that I will never get anything in return. I've learned that many times.

I am a Christian.
I follow the beliefs of a Christian and I try my hardest to act as one.
The stereotypical Christian to many is an non-accepting person.
A human that judges another before getting to know another.
Which is common among those of the religion.
And is not part of the religion in general.
A Christian is meant to accept all people and attempt to spread the belief,
not to cast a man out of a church because of the way they are dressed, or if they do drugs, or have purple hair, if they are gay, or if they are not Christian at all.
I despise this attitude that is common with so called true Christians.
So I urge you not to think of me as the stereotypical Christian hypocrite. Think of me as you would yourself or anyone.

PETS:
1 Dog-Female-Mix-Responds to the name Milky Way (This is really the only one)
_Nicknames: Buger baby, lil'snot, blonde, diva, girly-girl, danty little brat, pumpkin.
1 Never to be seen again-Dog-lab/weiner-name Shoulder
2 Dead Gold Fish-Goldy and Tieny
1 long lost Cat- no name
50Imaginary pet ALIENS- names, Blugner I-XIV, ZorNac I-XIV,MaGern I-XIV, FlatulanceI-II

My best friend is a girl-bud by the name of Ella. She is insane like me but in another direction, she loves cannable stories. and she plans on marrieing one. AND SHE'S A VEGGIETARRIAN! (she'd better be joking). She has a funny, weird, unique, personality. She can laugh like insane at a joke you say one second , and the next she'll be sit'n there saying your an idiot. and she is the clummsiest person you'll ever meet in the world, it's funny when she falls out of a chair for no resson. she'll sit there up strait then start swaying and next thing you know the chair and her are on the floor. (poor chair...I mean... Ella!) Really she's the best thing that ever happened to me. I would have gone into a depresion, or would have turned into a girly-girl! without her. I need her funny personality to cheer me up even more than I usually am. (I'm quite a cheerful person, but it's nice to be extra cheerful.) and maybe I cheer her up too, it's a good combination, I think anyway.

Other friendys include-
William (Will)- He's has been my best friend since I was 8. He's one of those boys that don't care what I look like. But still, he's only 12 I'm 14.

Stephannie1(Phooie)- Her parents call her that. LOL. She really weird, no like she's too weird, it's weird how weird she is. but she can be funny with her weirdness.

Rachel -Buddy I've known longer than Ella. She's really, really, really sweet and a great, great, great, great friend. I recomend her to anybody who wants a bodygaurd. (joking), but seriously she may be like 6 feet tall but she's a one of a kind girl.

Stephannie 2(a different one)- She acts like she is high all the time. one time at camp she was giggleing like crazy. I just looked at her and she started snorting and then I said "Purple", really fast and she burstedin laughter. I thought her gutt would littraly explode.

Marlina (not sure if i spelled that right)- She is a girl that's really hard to discribe. She's not crazy, she's quite sorta sane, she tells great funny stories. She makes me feel special, When I saw her at the mall (It had been a while since I'd seen her) She freaked out and got all exited, jumpping up and down, she hugged me in a bear hug that practicaly killed me. She grabbed my arm and dragged me to meet someone. I met her at camp. She was one of the kids that were listening to me when I was telling scary stories.

.:Acouple of years back I went to this camp for a weekend, it was called Me and My Guy, For girlscouts and there dads only. (it starts the weekend before Holloween. that's why I was telling scary stories) Kids where crowding around me next to the fireplace in the main room for dinning, and hangging out, and whatnot. I was just telling this one kid I met a ghost story, and people overheared and started crowding around me. that was when I met Stephannie and Marlina. The rest of the weekend little kids went around the camp and when they saw me they pionted and told there dads "There's the storie teller." So I felt really popular the rest of the weekend. that was so cool. only problem is they kept asking me to tell the same stories over and over again:.

Jessica- She is a really hard to discribe one. But she is a funny person. She's really tall too. one inch shorter than Rachel. She's like crazy, she'll blurt things out and not know what the heck she's talking about. She calls me "Mark the gender confused elf."? She gave nicknames like that to almost everyone in our homeroom at school.

April- Now shes acctually easy for me to discribe...SUPER GOTHIC CHICK! all black, all the time... but she's just plain hillarious...I met the first day of high school... she calls me on the phoneconstantly(when i'm rarely off the internet) and she can tollerate my not cursing (NOT cursing) (i don't cuse...ever... well, i have b4, but that is incredably rare)

I have tons of others but those are the main ones coming to mind. I feel so popular for not being one of those atractive girls that always wear pink and talk in that so cheesey fake acsent to atract boys. (Man! they wear way too much perfume -ack-)

Me- "Every night when I pray, I thank God for television."(It's acctually true. I do thank The Lord for television)

Me-"This has been the best summer I've ever wasted."

Me and Squidward-"Why do today what you could put off till tomarrow." (so true to me, but I usually put it off for a few months)

Spongebob Squarepants(Mr. Krabs)-"What is today but yesterday's tomarrow." (I acctually get it)

Me n' Ma-
(it's 11:00 am on Saturday morning)
Mom: "Eve, TAKE THE DOG OUT!"
Me:" NOooo, I'M SOUND ASLEEP!"

Me-
(to my dog)
"I love you, you little buger, I love my bugers, your the best snot anyone could ever ask for."

Me-
(friend yanking my piggy-tails, that are in buns)
Me: "Stop touching my buns!"(they immediately stop)

Me, Ella, and Tasha-
(I Just ate a thick wonderful peice of chocolate-coconut cake)
Ella to me:"You have chocolate all over your mouth."
Tasha to me: "You do."
Me to them: "What?... I know...I'm just...saving it for later."
(Ella and Tasha burst into laughter)

On a key chain in Tennassee-I'd kill to have a body like yours...
In my trunk!

On a key chain in Tennassee-I once read about the evils of drinking...Then I quit...
...READING!

On another key chain- Not all men are stupid, they're just all fools!

Spongebob Squarepants-There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true.

Ella-"Of couse I'm crazy, Wendy dopped me on my head when I was a baby."

Stephannie 1-"I hear voices in my head,... and they don't like you!"

Stephannie 1-"Shake it, don't break it, it took your mama nine months to make it." ( I told you she was weird)

Stephannie1-"Does it get lonely in that big head of yours?"

Jessica-" I once set off to take over the world, but I got distracted by something that was shiney!"

Jessica-"MICE ARE PEOPLE TOO!" (she said this when Adam was going to kill the mouse that was running all around the band room. I'll never let her forget that)

My dad-"It takes thousands of screws and bolts to hold a car together...
But it only takes one nut to spread it all over the highway."

My dad-" Don't try to get the peise of glass out of your friends eye, until you get the stain glass window out of your own eye."

My dad-"That guy has the stupidest hair I ever saw!"(He's refering to 'Vlad Plasmius' from 'Danny Phantom')

My dad- "YUK, YUK, YUK, YUK!" (That's how my dad laughs. psh..GOSH, its hillarious)

My mom-"~Ooohh la la la la la oohh la LAAAAA!~"(My mom sings earsliting Opra, it's horrible, I beg her to stop but she just gets louder then I start screeming at her, and there we are in a screeming contest.)

My mom- "Aaawww, your my little human."(thats was my nick name when I was really little...little human...?)

Nepolian Dinamite (The movie)- "Gosh, freakin idiot!"

Nepolian Dinamite- Vote for Pedro.

Danny Phantom-
Danny: "Yeah, Who let the dogs in, (Sam looks at him funny) see the song is, who let the dogs out, but I said, Who let the dogs in, (Sam just stares) I'll be right back."
Sam:"Bring back some new jokes"

Danny Phantom-
Skulker: "I was simply planning on letting you live the rest of your life in a cage, but now I will rest your pelt, at the foot of my bed."
Sam: "Ok, that's just gross."

Mr. Crane (social studies teacher)- "There are two things in life you should be shure of...
Death and Taxes!"

Mrs. Marten (Math teacher)-"Remember the F word, The F word is your friend, Remember Factor!" (Everyone laughs when she says that)

Dr. Piatt (geometry teacher) "M-A-surement of the triangle, blah blah blah, m-A-surement of the suqare, blah blah blah, the plane is sp-A-cial, blah blah blah..."
(pronunciations) m-A-surement = measurement / sp-A-cial = special / blah blah blah = I'm freak'n bored!
(And he claims he's a southerner!)

Differant Jessica- "One plus one equals three." (That only happens in marrige.

Fat Bastard(from Austin Powers)- ~"I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back... ribs... I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back...ribs, CHILIE'S!Baby Back Ribs..Barbaque Sause!"~(this is me and my 2 BFFs' sing along song)

Didn't you just love those Quotes. A lot of them are funny...ok, all of them are... DEAL WITH IT!

Single Freedom

I'm singel and I'm proud,
a young American child.
This party we are throw'n is so freakin wild.

I'm sayin this to you
I'm sayinit to the few.
I'm sayin this to you.
I'm sayin it it to me too.

Because, because, because!
It's so freakin true.

yeah, YEAH, YEAH!---

(-electric gitar solo)

My boy broke up with me
I'm so happy cuz I'm free.
Now celebrate for freedom,
I'm writin this down, now read'em.

I'm writin this to me.
I'm writin this cuz I'm free.
I'm writin this to me.
I'm writin this to FLEEEEEEEE!(echo)

Because, Because, BECAUSE-----!

It's ment to be.

-not part of song-

Bite Me!

when somebody put a "kick me" sign on your back, the next daywear a different sign on your back that says "Bite me! Kick her/him!"

Muwahahahahahahahahahahah!

I LUV JESUS... GOD ROCKS...

-one last quote-
(you sneeze)
You: "Achoo!.."
Me: "God Bless the Heck outta you"