SPEAROFHOPE:

He's a Ghost, He's a God, He's a Man, He's a Guru

Red Right Hand ~ Nick Cave

It little profits that an idle king,
By this still hearth, among these barren crags,
Matched with an aged wife, I mete and dole
Unequal laws unto a savage race,
That hoard, and sleep, and feed, and know not me.

Ulysses ~ Alfred, Lord Tennyson

It's too late for the government to train me to be a weapon. For someone to approach me on the street, and to tell me I match a certain profile. I probably won't even learn another language well enough to speak it fluently. Giant crazed attack dogs won't ever suddenly act like scared puppies when they see me. I won't ever be a grandmaster of chess, either. I don't think at this stage I can even reasonably expect to make Expert. There are some things I regret as I get older, I guess. There are a ton of traditional ways to be bad-ass, and I missed the boat. But that's okay. It just means I have to be more creative. And then later that creativity will make people think I was an evil genius, instead of just so desperate for a world with monsters that I didn't mind becoming one myself. What I'm saying is - I stole an ice cream cone yesterday from the 7-11 and I have no regrets at all.

~ Joey Comeau

He felt for the first time in his life that he--not his services, but he himself--was necessary to another human being.

Alyosha the Pot ~ Count Lev Nikolayevich Tolstoi (Leo Tolstoy)

"But how do the Peasants Die?"

Count Lev Nikolayevich Tolstoi - His last words

"'Fuck Leo Tolstoy"

Me

It's interesting Being Human, isn't it?

~Nameless Substitute Teacher I met once

Current Favorite songs:

All those years ago - George Harrison

If you've ever copied and pasted anything into your Profile, Then GO FUCK YOURSELF!

My friends on this Site:

I don't believe in friends.

My Enemies:

Dr. Moriarty (DECEASED)

Ricardo Montalban (DECEASED)

Elvis Costello (ARMED AND DANGEROUS)

The Ancient World (DECEASED)

Nelson Mandela (??)

The Holy Ghost (DECEASED)

Japan (ARMED AND DANGEROUS)

Haley Joel Osment (INSANE)

J.J.Abrahms (DECEASED)

Magneto (GAY)

RIP WIERZBOWSKI

You may have died OFF SCREEN

But you will always live IN OUR HEARTS

ME:

OR, AS THE ROMANS WOULD SAY: Futui tu, tu Stercus Caput!

It's not so bad.

If you want to hunt me down and accuse me of something, most likely claiming to have come up with a joke that was in reality Poached from you (I'm looking at you, XKCD), then find me in reality, or talk to me at the Forums such as School RPG or Roleplays Rock.

If you have any more questions, submit in paper form. Thank you for calling.