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Author has written 36 stories for Naruto. ATTENTION! Update Alright just so you all know i am not dead, in fact i'm very much alive and writing a storm, Love Thy Brother is finished, all on my lil handy dandy notebook, but i don't have a computer to type it with, i am using the library computer for this update and they unfortunately have no word programs. It's shitty i know but on the upside by maybe middle of next month i should have my computer up and working again so the chapters stories and other drivel you've come to expect from me will overflow until you all will BEG me to stop! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! -cough- Anyways, yeah...umm...Thats it, until then i love reading your reviews and never fail i will respond to all of you lovely people who i love because you're so damn lovely :D Also i adore reading your reviews, you all make my freakin' day! -group hugs reviewers- 3 3 3 Well. Greetings O Earthlings. A little about me i suppose? Yes, why not. Lets drag you kicking and screaming into the inner confines of my mind. Name: If i like you enough, i'll let you know it. Age: 23 Sex: Female That's all that is nessesary in that format. I can't confine myself to formaility for long. Okay well, as you will find out most of my fics are Sasunaru and most are oneshots. There is a reason behind that. My obsessed muse refuses to let me think about other shounen ai pairings other than Sasunaru right now and i bow to my at times harsh mistress. Why Sasunaru? I have never been able to hold with Sasuke or Naruto having lovers other than each other, frankly the thought gives me cold sweats. And no,you will never read a Narusasu from me, again an image that doesn't fit and sends me into convulsions. As forthe reason behind oneshots, well thats simple enough. I don't have the attention span for longer ones. My mind wanders easily and i am forced to retreat from the fic for so long i forget i was writing it and it ends up dying on me. None of us want the responsability of dead fics on our hands so unless i have said i will be adding lets not ask for more chapters Please and Thank you. If you happen to catch me on YIM or MSN please note i am not always myself, insanity insues where i tread, side effect of being me.On the other hand don't fear if i happen to sound close to normal either, that doesn't last long. My moments of lucidity are actually quite painful. For the reviewers, my dears you are close to my heart. I appreciate your taking time to comment of my fics even if the comments aren't nice and i don't sound thankful (like if you bash even one part i tend to freak out) Don't take it personal i just don't handle critisism well, creative or otherwise. Also If you feel the need to flame me for any reason please remember i hold grudges and tend to get angry very easy. Threats i make will be valid and more like promises. . Other Accounts I Post Under: Aurian (TONFA) SasunaruAi (YGalleries) ded (AFF.net) DeadOnArrival (here ~.) Sasunaru_ai or Sasunaruai (pretty much everwhere else) Anyways thank you for taking the time to read my fics and to read about me, now that you are probably properly frightened, i release you. Also because i love them, i will put the writers/readers i think pwn! IchigoHeavens My lovely friend! (whoot!) Sorrosa GirlieWho makes me giggle Azamiko who is actually one of the reasons i finally have an ending to Carpe Jugulum XD Sinful Serenity who's poem It's electric rocked my world! Kleptomaniac Can Openerwho is a OSM person who is very active in my Yahoo group That's all for now, i will find more and add them here because there are so many great writers/readers out there. For now that's all. Chow Darlings. | |||||||
1. Love Thy Brother » reviewsSasuNaru! Kakashi and Iruka fall in love and their sons, Sasuke and Naruto, have to learn to live together as one big happy family. But is it possible? gomen, this summery stinksNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,459 - Reviews: 1576 - Updated: 4-26-09 - Published: 3-25-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.2. Training! reviewsSasuke and Naruto are left alone while trinaing to climb the stuuuupid trees, let the fun ensue!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 2-12-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete3. Sakura Heaven reviewsA shot little drabble about Naruto and Sasuke.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-12-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete4. Our Sweet Romance reviewsSasuke and Naruto escape from Konoha for a little one on one time, please beware language and read warning at top.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 2-12-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete5. Our Gravity reviewsJust a cute little story about sasukes attitude and how much Naruto really means to him with fluff abound. Enjoy!Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-12-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete6. Next to Nothing reviewsLetting his mind center in on just the name, Sasuke moved the last inch between them and for the second time in his life, he kissed Naruto.' Sasucentric, this is what we all know REALL Yhappened at the Valley of the EndNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 1-8-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete7. Fade » reviewsSasunaruSo was it strange the boy often found himself sitting just beyond sight watching, his eyes trained on one figure above all else. Semiangsty one . Sorry, but there is a happy ending!...semi...Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 6-10-06 - Published: 8-8-058. My Darkness reviewsSasunaru! There is a very thin line between love and hate...Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-10-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete9. The Least of My Love reviewsWARNING! NOT RECOMMENDED FOR STRICTLY SASUNARU READERS! When Sasukes asks this of me...this is all i can give him. Naruto POV READ WARNING PLEASE!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 6-7-06 - Complete10. My Funny Little Valentine reviewsMy Uberlate Valentines day fanfic: How to share the Team Seven Lovin! woot!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 174 - Published: 4-26-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete11. Fureau no wa Itami Dake reviewsSasunaru! Life as a ninja is hard, the two boys find comfort the only way they can.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 3-25-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete12. My Tourniquet reviewsWhen he needed someone to stop the pain, Naruto was there. [Sasunaru lots of yaoi!Yay!] warning: If you read this you WILL get that stuuuuupid song stuck in your head!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 53 - Published: 2-15-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete13. When You Wish reviewsA capsule is opened and their love is exposed. A sweet little candy coated oneshot for the fluff adicts out there. SasunaruNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 126 - Published: 2-8-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete14. Carpe Jugulum! » reviewsAU Sasunaru Vamp fic. Sasuke is awoken from a cursed 300 year sleep in search of the one who could free him...rated for language and later chaptersNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,383 - Reviews: 666 - Updated: 1-25-06 - Published: 11-7-05 - Complete15. Midnight Jutsu reviewsSasuke and Naruto are out on a late night mission, Sasuke decides to liven things up. Sasunaru MM Yaoi and Graphic lemon. You have been warned.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 171 - Published: 12-27-05 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete16. Under my Tree » reviewssasunaru xmas fic. The holidays are a time for togetherness and love...maybe someone should tell that to Sasuke and Naruto?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,275 - Reviews: 212 - Updated: 12-20-05 - Published: 12-2-05 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.17. Lessons In Romance reviewsSasuNaru Sakuras POV. She prides herself on being an expert on romance...well...she used to...Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 72 - Published: 12-20-05 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete18. Between Us reviewsVery Angsty little fic, written because i have no life outside my comp. SasuNaru Oneshot. Sasuke finds time during a restless night on one of their missions, to wish...Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-20-05 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete19. Naruto in Oz » reviewssasunaru What would happen if the world of Naruto and the world of Oz collided? Well, probably nothing like this, but i suggest reading it anyways.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,472 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 12-5-05 - Published: 11-7-05 - Complete20. Birthday Surprise! reviewssasunaru! There is a reason no one throws surprise parties in Konoha anymore...Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 275 - Published: 12-2-05 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete21. Itadakimasu reviewsA challenge from a livejournal, lots of snuggling and strangeness and as always with me SASUNARU! Woot!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 11-23-05 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.22. Any Love reviewsSasunaru! A angsty little smutty oneshot ficlette thing. Naruto thinks of Sasuke Sasuke is being perverted, lots of...stuff...and stuff.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 101 - Published: 11-5-05 - Complete23. First Kisses reviewsWhat Sasuke and Naruto's real makeout session would be like!Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 9-4-0524. Puppy Love! reviewsJust a little Drabble fic of Sasunaru for the Truth or Drabble contest. Sasuke and Naruto in Art class AU and Shounen ai mild swearingNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 8-23-0525. Special Practice! reviewsShinoKiba Shino and Kiba find themselves alone in the training grounds, confessions and smutt ensue! small bit of Sasunaru duh!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 8-7-0526. Hopelessness and Regrets reviewsOrochimaruJiraiyaIt was wrong . . . and he knew it. He wasn't supposed to be here, doing this, with him . . . but he couldn't stop it eitherNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-7-0527. Mission: Cupid! reviewsSasunaru KakIru Naruto and Sasuke want to set up Iruka with Kakashi! Will they succeed? Or are their plans going to backfire! Harmless little oneshotNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 8-7-05 - Complete28. Bittersweet » reviewsHe didn't want to do it, they both knew that, but Sasuke didn't care. Naruto would do it if he asked him...Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,281 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 8-6-0529. Who's Your Seme? » reviewsSasuNaruSasu. Sasuke and Naruto are in love, but they have one problem...who gets to be Seme! COMPLETE!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,172 - Reviews: 63 - Published: 7-10-05 - Complete30. Sorrowful Misunderstanding! reviewsSasunaru. Just a fun little filler fic between chapter updates. Summery: What will Sasuke and Naruto do when a Prank goes all wrong!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 56 - Published: 7-6-0531. Love Sick » reviewsUPDATED!While taking care of him Naruto gets on a sick Sasuke's nerves and the boy decides on the best was to shut him up. COMPLETENaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 7-4-05 - Published: 6-27-05 - Complete32. This is the Way I Love You » reviewsOkay final Chapter up! Sasukes reflects on why he loves Naruto, Naruto reflects on having Sasuke with him, will their feelings ever be uncovered?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-20-05 - Published: 6-15-0533. Ignoring the Rain reviewsWhen they lose someone close to them how will Sasuke and Naruto handle his death now that they have only each other to turn to?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 6-15-0534. We Solved Nothing! reviewsThe boys are acting strangely after returning from Wave country. Accidents, hot tempers and big mouths put them in Sasukes room.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 6-15-0535. Sasuke Sensei! reviewsNaruto goes to Sasuke for help on girls but the lesson turns out to be more than he bargined for.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 81 - Published: 6-15-0536. Tis the Season reviewsNaruto in heat! I know i know, everyone does this, but its like the drunk sasunaru ones. Everyone has to do at least one.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 6-15-05