I AM BACK! Back from the Pits of Hell--I mean, Parris Island. I'm officially a Marine and shit, so. Yeah. I'm happy to be off the Island. I'm home for ten days, plus seven more days of Recruiter's Assistance. I get to help in the office I got recruited at, so yay. I'll try to get back to posting, but no guarantees. I ain't got my shit with me, and everything is scatter brained here on my side of the computer. Be patient! Thank you!

~Captain Lupin Ferus

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"Your reign of terror is over. Mine is just begun."
- House

"Screw normal; if you're normal, the crowd will accept you, but if you're deranged... The crowd will make you their leader."
- Christopher Titus

"Wherever there is hope, I will stop it! Where self-esteem rears its shiny head, I will be there to kick it in the testicles!"
- Christopher Titus

"Screw you guys. I'm going home."
- Richard (Looking for Group)

"Join me on the Dark Side."
- House (House)

"Yippie-kai-yay, motherfucker."
- John McClane, (TheDie HardSeries)

"I hate kids. They're barely human."
-Gordan Bombay (The Mighty Ducks)

"I'm an insane genius."
- House (House)

"Idiots are fun. No wonder every village wants one."
-House (House)

"I'm almost always eventually right."
- House (House)

"You're quite impressed with yourself, aren't you?"
"Pfft, who wouldn't be?"
-Wilson and House (House)

"Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!"
- Juggernaut (X-Men: The Last Stand)

"NOBODY MOVE! ...I've dropped me brain."
- Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End)

"Battlemage? That's not a profession. It barely qualifies as a hobby. 'Battlemage' is about as impressive a title as 'Lord of the Dance'... I'm adding Lord of the Dance to my titles."
- Richard (Looking for Group, Webcomic)

"Hey, Wilson! I'm gonna go cut some cripple's eye out! Wanna come watch?!"
"Good times."
- House and Wilson, "House" ("97 Seconds")

"I can hear your thoughts from my apartment."
"...Can you hear me now?"
"Move to another organ."
"...I did."
- Foreman and House, "House" ("Big Baby")

"How are you gonna learn to swim, unless I take off your floaties and throw you into shark-infested waters?"
- House, "House" ("Whac-a-Mole")

"I need your help."
"You always need my help. I'm tired of this. It's time for me to stop all this adventuring. I need to settle down. Find a farm. A family. Then slaughter them all and find a new farm and family."
"Richard--"
"There is nothing you can say that will make me want to come with you."
"I need you to blow up a mountain."
"I retract my previous statement and look forward to our new adventure."
- Cale'Anon and Richard, "Looking for Group" (Online Comic)

"Should I get a sedative?"
"No, I'm good, thanks."
- Pharmacist and House, "House" ("One Day, One Room")

"I know you're in there. I can hear you caring."
- House, "House" ("Need to Know")

"When I lead the big patient rebellion, Voldemort here is the first to go."
- House, "House" (Words and Deeds")

"I'm not sad. I'm complicated. Chicks dig that."
- House, "House" ("Need to Know")

"So, is that our job? House's puppets? He comes up with an insane idea, we get to pretend it's not?"
"His insane ideas are usually right. We've been here long enough to--"
"We've been here long enough to have Stockholm syndrome."
"What, because we don't hate him? He thinks outside the box! Is that so evil?"
"He has no idea where the box is!"
- Foreman, Cameron and Chase (about House); "House" ("Occam's Razor")

"I don't need a team!"
"You were bouncing ideas off a janitor."
"And solved the case!"
- House and Wilson, "House" ("Alone")

"I don't negotiate with terrorists. I smoke them out of their hidey-holes."
"You know what happens when you don't negotiate with terrorists? They terrorize."
"Bring. It. ON."
- House and Wilson, "House" ("Alone")

"Can Gibbs arrest God?"
"I dunno. I think it's like the Thing trying to bring in the Hulk."
-Ziva and Tony, "NCIS" ("Dead and Unburied")

"Don't mess with a nation that needs medication!"
-Christopher Titus, "End of the World" (Christopher Titus' End of the World Tour)

"Ah, so you are a psychotic escapee from a high security mental institution, known as a funny farm around these parts, bent on world domination and going around posing as an exchange student to gain the trust of little short girls and eventually skin them alive in their own basements and wear their flesh as a fashionable hat?”
"…what would you do if I said yes?”
“I’d say ‘Welcome home!’”
- Eris and Kurama, "A Rose Turned Real" (Nefus de Twilight)

"This translator thing really stinks, you know that? What're you three saying?"
"Oh, the usual. Logan's pushing for a fight, Hiei's encouraging it, and the situation is deteriorating. How's your day going?"
- Yusuke and Kurama, "Mission X" (Kurome Shiretsu)

"God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs."
"Dinosaurs eat man... Woman inherits the earth."
- Ian Malcom and Ellie Sattler; "Jurassic Park" (Movie; Michael Crichton/Stephan Spielburg)

"If I were a giant alien bird in a department store, where would I be?"
"Lingerie."
"Not you, the bird."
"Lingerie."
- Ira and Harry; "Evolution"