Welcome to the Hell Mountains, potpies.

What could you possibly want to know about me personally? I'm all 1s and 0s, right? Would you really believe I wasn't some 48-year-old man with a "The Little Mermaid" poster on the ceiling over my bed, just hoping someone will talk to me and think I'm a 16-year-old chick? weenk

If you've tripped and fallen into my bio, then you might be looking for humor. Go to "Buds" if that yer kink.

My latest project is a collection of Dr. John Watson drabbles-- exactly 100 words based on a prompt. There are more serious in nature. Which is sort of funny. Moo ha ha.

Love you some Holmes? Come visit us at www (dot) holmesian (dot) net. 'Tis a party.

I enjoy Bad!Phic, good humor, men in cravats, long walks on the beach with fictional virginal geniuses (or is that geniui?) and a nice Chianti.

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1. Buds Bursting Into Bloom » reviews

What if the Phantom did not die after Christine left him? And what if he was able to love again? And what if that love arrived in Paris only weeks after the one and only performance of Don Juan Triumphant? And what if she was way cooler than Christine?

Phantom of the Opera - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,205 - Reviews: 261 - Updated: 5-5-07 - Published: 4-11-05

2. Tales from the Cesspool » reviews

Musings and memories from Dr. John Watson, Sherlock Holmes' most able biographer and associate.

Sherlock Holmes - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 1-18-07 - Published: 8-22-06

3. Beds of Amaranth » reviews

Post 1989 POTO movie. A sequel or sorts. Or just the ravings of a cat's delusional mind.

Phantom of the Opera - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,011 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 1-29-06 - Published: 6-26-05

4. Vindico reviews

Entry for PFN's Morbidity Contest. What is Christine to Erik? And more so, what might that mean to Madame Giry? Completed.

Complete - Phantom of the Opera - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-5-05 - Published: 11-5-05

5. The Savior of Man reviews

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing…

Kingdom of Heaven - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-17-05 - Published: 6-17-05