Note: I'm back from my 18 month hiatus. Sorry about that guys, a LOT of stuff happened to me in the past year and a half. I'm going to try to get my HM fic and Map Clear updated within the next month. Map Clear will more than likely be updated next weekend.

Hello, I'm Zelda. Here's my profile:

Age: Well, I'm not some old lady, but I'm not a young'un either. I usually don't release my age to random people on the Internet.

Location: Allow me to say this now, I am NOT British. I've had a few people ask me about it. I live in the states, and that's basically all I'm going to say.

Occupation: Well, I'm not currently working, but I am going to school.

Obsessions (changing consistently):

Video Games: Legend of Zelda, Mario, Pokemon, Ace Attorney, Harvest Moon, Super Smash Brothers, Okami, Fire Emblem, Dance Dance Revolution, Donkey Kong, Katamari, Sonic the Hedgehog (to a certain point), Pikmin, Animal Crossing, Tales of Symphonia, Tales of the Abyss, Magical Starsign, Castlevania, Eternal Sonata, Tales of Vesperia, Little King's Story

T.V.: The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Rocko's Modern Life, Total Drama Island, iCarly

Movies: Van Helsing, Coraline, The Dark Knight

Books and Manga: Yotsuba&!, Deathnote, The Phantom Tollbooth, Animal Farm, Brave New World, Dracula

Other things: Cooking, Latin, Golf, Writing, Anatomy, Dogs

Favourite Songs:
The Love Thieves-Depeche Mode
A Grasping Truth-FE: Radiant Dawn
Yami Battle-Okami
Battle! Team Galactic-Pokemon Diamond and Pearl
Clock Tower-Symphony of the Night
Awkward Justice-Tales of the Abyss
Fury Sparks-Tales of Vesperia
Anything by Frederic Chopin
Your truth is my false-Eternal Sonata

Favourite characters:
Zelda-Legend of Zelda
Soren-Fire Emblem
Miles Edgeworth-Phoenix Wright
Issun-Okami
Lance-Pokemon
Klavier Gavin-Apollo Justice
Soma Cruz-Castlevania: Aria/Dawn of Sorrow
Alucard Tepes-Castlevania
Jade Curtiss-Tales of the Abyss
Asch the Bloody-Tales of the Abyss
Duke-Tales of Vesperia
Count Waltz-Eternal Sonata

Hatreds:
CURSING (Just basically shows the curser is inconsiderate and not very intelligent.)
YAOI/YURI (see below)
ROMANCE (to an extent and this is more of a personal thing)
KINGDOM HEARTS 2 (I realize I have written stories about it. But I didn't realize what a horrible attempt at a sequel that game was until recently. I would delete those stories but people like them.)
THE TWILIGHT SERIES (The BIGGEST waste of trees in the history of anything. It has horrible writing, despicable characters and I've read more mature and better usage of 1st person writing in the Cat in the Hat. If you hate it too, then we should rant sometime. ;D)
DRUGS/ALCHOHOL/TOBACCO (This is more of a personal thing as well.)

Quotes:
I deleted them because they were old. I will update when I hear funny quotes from my friends and other people.

"All video games characters are asexual until proven otherwise."-some guy/girl on GameFAQs. If you know his/her name please tell me! (And I TOTALLY agree with this quote)

"Wait, you WHITE OUT in Pokemon, not black out? That's racist!" -my friend J.R.

"You know what's a great modern convenience? The thermos. You put something hot in there, it stays hot. You put something cold in there, it stays cold! I mean, how does it know?!" -an interesting peer named James Stern

""We're on an island, Riku!"
"Sora, I hurt my leg."
"NO WORRIES, I'LL TOUCH YOUR BUTT!"" -My friend Koi. We were making fun of Kingdom Hearts 2.

"My friend Marissa: I really like Obama's diction.
My friend J.R.: Ew, Marissa! You like his diction!? You're disgusting! Stop thinking about down there!" -My two friends one day in Physics class.

Stories:
Uneligible Bachelorette: Chapter 8-Eventually
Map Clear: Get Hyper: Chapter 23-Eventually