breadandchoc
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since: 04-03-05, id: 788245, Profile Updated: 03-23-12
Author has written 25 stories for Full Metal Panic, Naruto, Diana Wynne Jones, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Fullmetal Alchemist, V for Vendetta, The Day The Earth Stood Still, and Hitman.

I often answer PMs quite late, so I've finally decided to put actual info up on this 'profile page' thing.

Despite my unfortunate proclivity to fall for tiny fandoms just when everyone has forgotten them, I do write to be read.

So thanks for any and all feedback, especially mature ones :)

Fic(s) ON HOLD:

The Courtship of Nika Boronina - Status: Hullo again, anyone still out there. I've decided to end the charade of leaving this fic under "in progress" since I haven't touched it in months. In terms of actual words I've written for the third and final chapt, I'm technically close to 20,000 words (I know - don't know quite how that happened either) and 90% there, but frankly, I'm don't like the shape of it and hence the absolute lack of activity. I might rewrite parts of it and post if I ever get the time and energy, but considering that I'm going be traveling for a few months, it doesn't look like any time soon. Who knows? I'm sure procrastination from studying will drive me back to fic someday ;) In the meantime, I'm so, so sorry to any poor soul who was actually still waiting for an update -- go find a better author who actually updates and forget this fic as a very lame, if not dead, duck. (Edit: 11 August 2011)

Sequels to "The Courtship of Nika Boronina" - Status: Um, har har. Right.


1. Love in the Time of Vampires reviews
Because clearly, someone had to write it.
Hitman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-31-10 - Complete
2. The Sum of Fifty Parts reviews
Nika/47, pure movieverse, an author apology!fic. Probably makes a lot more sense if you've read "The Courtship of Nika Boronina".
Hitman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-18-10 - Complete
3. Interlude reviews
A small missing moment set in the universe of "The Courtship of Nika Boronina". Nika/47, obviously.
Hitman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-12-10 - Complete
4. The Courtship of Nika Boronina » reviews
Sequel to "Ten steps for capturing a Hitman". Pure movieverse, Nika/47. Despite the title, much less fluff this time.
Hitman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,133 - Reviews: 100 - Updated: 11-10-09 - Published: 11-1-09
5. Ten steps for capturing a Hitman reviews
Nika/47. "The first time Nika kisses 47, she wakes up with a faint headache humming in the temple and the taste of wine on her lips." Pure movieverse, liberal amounts of fluff. Oh dear lord.
Hitman - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 10-7-09 - Complete
6. Catalyst reviews
"The second time he arrives, it is a quiet landing. The humans never notice." A Helen/Klaatu story. The follow-up piece to Inertia. DISCONTINUED due to lack of time, many apologies.
The Day The Earth Stood Still - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 9-27-09
7. Inertia reviews
"He nearly came back last night. Can you imagine, after all this time? He can." A Helen/Klaatu short, in every sense of the word 'short'.
The Day The Earth Stood Still - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-9-09 - Complete
8. The Days After » reviews
Helen/Klaatu. An AU in which Klaatu stays, and Helen and Jacob's lives inevitably complicate. You get used to an alien at the dinner table faster than you think.
The Day The Earth Stood Still - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 1-4-09 - Published: 12-30-08
9. Multiples of Five » reviews
[collection] Things come in fives for V and Evey. [Latest update: 5 wishes V and Evey have made AND 5 things V misses about Evey ]
V for Vendetta - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 10-4-06 - Published: 9-29-06 - Complete
10. Stain Your Fingers reviews
Evey Hammond is going to be fine. Sure she is. [EveyDominic] [VEvey]
V for Vendetta - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-2-06 - Complete
11. fireflies in time » reviews
Time travel crossover. Different what if, same heartache. VEvey.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-27-06 - Published: 8-13-06 - Complete
12. Grey Space » reviews
VEvey The uncharted time after Evey's release, in moments. movieverse
V for Vendetta - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-9-06 - Published: 7-29-06 - Complete
13. Without Verdict » reviews
VEvey drabble collection A few moments, a few heartbreaks. All part of their cycle, really.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-1-06 - Published: 4-17-06 - Complete
14. Asynchronous » reviews
Evey copes in a new world where everything has changed while remaining the same. [eventual VEvey] [set almost directly after Evey's torture]
V for Vendetta - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,004 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-6-06 - Published: 5-29-06
15. dialogue in drafts » reviews
Evey writes, V is sick, conversations occur. Another ordinary phenomenon.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,293 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 7-24-06 - Published: 7-3-06
16. sex: life » reviews
VEvey. A series of 100 word drabbles focused around sexual themes. Heed the rating.
V for Vendetta - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 6-27-06 - Published: 6-5-06 - Complete
17. One and Fifty reviews
[VEvey] 100 words and 50 sentences.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-14-06 - Complete
18. Bread and Chocolate » reviews
Drabble & series collection. Hero worship is only obsession in disguise. Drabbles based off various theme sets.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,588 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-27-06 - Published: 10-4-05 - Complete
19. All the Small Things reviews
V/Evey. The Fifth is over, V lives. Now what? Fluff warnings.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-30-06 - Complete
20. Normality reviews
[VEvey] It's alright: as soon as forever is through, he'll be over her. [alternate take after Evey's imprisonment]
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-26-06 - Complete
21. Things That Must Be Fought reviews
[VEvey] [oneshot] And V is dead, but she is learning that they were always selfish anyway, these matters of the heart. [movieverse]
V for Vendetta - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,617 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-18-06 - Complete
22. Peripheral reviews
[drabble, postmovie] Anyway, it didn't matter which world they were in...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-14-06 - Edward E. & Alphonse E. - Complete
23. In Which Weddings Are More Discussed Than Done reviews
[HowlSophie] Sophie doubts, Howl evades, everything works out. Eventually. [book based]
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-21-05 - Complete
24. Threesome reviews
[ItaSaku, almost] Night and twisted moments: grieving, of a sort.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-22-05 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete
25. Fluorescent reviews
[SousukeKaname] Exhaustion and surrealism: scene retelling, anime.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-20-05 - Complete