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A quick (read: incredibly long) bio about me, BLUE STREAK. After the cool, blue speed demon, Sonic the Hedgehog:

Real Name: Daniel. But please call me 'Blue Streak'. ; )

Age: 19

Religious Status: Pastafarian. May the Flying Spaghetti Monsters' noodly appendage bless you all. RAmen.

Relationship Status: Single

Current Location: Right behind you. Nah, I'm in England. Which may be behind you depending on where you're looking I guess...

Likes: TV, video games, Invader Zim, Danny Phantom (surprise!), Sonic the Hedgehog, Drawn Together, Home Movies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, anything by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, Family Guy, American Dad, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Venture Bros. and films.

Dislikes: Fictions that try to be funny but aren't, football, news and pop music.

Things I Absolutely Hate: Flames (flame me and prepare for the ego raping of a life-time. :-D), potatoes, slash fics where the characters are clearly not gay and Jehova's Witnesses.

Frame of Mind Spent Most Time In: Sarcastic and cynical.

Continuing Source(s) of Inspiration: My room.

Favorite Movies:

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Un-cut

The Matrix

Thelma And Louise

Team America

Any Jim Carey film

Lord of the Rings

The Usual Suspects

American Beauty

Baseketball

Favorite Songs:

Lostprophets - Town Called Hypocrisy

Team America - AMERICA!

Good Charlotte - The Anthem

Sonic the Hedgehog - They Call Me Sonic

Yellowcard - Believe

Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - Face Down

Feeder - Just A Day

Plain White T's - Take Me Away

Favorite Pairings:

Danny Phantom

Danny/Sam

Tucker/Valerie

Invader Zim

None, they take away the comedy

South Park

Stan/Wendy

Kyle/Bebe

Kyle/Rebecca

Kenny/Kelly

Least Favorite Pairings

South Park

Wendy/Cartman

Stan/Kyle (especially!)

Danny Phantom

Fenton/Phantom

Jazz/Clockwork

Danny/Dash

Danny/Vlad

Danny/Tucker

Thoughts on the meaning of existence: The meaning of life is to be happy. Simple yet effective, wouldn't ya say?

Thoughts on suicide: If you think no-one cares, then MAKE someone care, write a song or a movie about your trauma and people will be hanging off your arms.

Favorite Quotes:

Zim: OBEY THE FIST!

- Invader Zim (Voting of the Doomed)

Blade: You're human.

Lawyer: Barely, I'm a lawyer.

- Blade II

Zim: That's stupid!

Dib: Really stupid.

Zim: You DARE AGREE with ME!

- Invader Zim (Megadoomer)

Cosmo: We' can mean anything, 'we three', 'we, the people' or my favorite: 'WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!'

- Fairly Odd Parents

Don't be afraid of the darkness, be afraid of what it hides.

- Ego City, Newgrounds.com

Zim: Invader's blood travels through my veins like giant, RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS!

- Invader Zim (The Nightmare Begins)

The world's going to Hell and I'm driving the bus.

- Unlikely-to-Bear-it (hope you don't mind)

Suicide is a way of telling God 'You can't fire me, I quit!

- Unlikely-to-Bear-it (hope you don't mind)

Stan: That's it Cartman, from now on, you can just play with yourself!

Cartman: That's fine, I like playing wih myself, I play with myself all day long!

- South Park (Season 2, Episode 12: Clubhouses)

Danny: Get behind me.

Sam (sarcastically): Wow, I feel safe.

- Danny Phantom (Season 1, Episode 1: Mystery Meat)

All are lunatics but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.

- Ambrose Pierce

If anything can go wrong, it will.

- Murphy's Law

You cannot make something fool-proof if you don't think that fools are ingenious.

- Murphy's Law

Who controls the past controls the future, who controls the present controls the past.

- George Orwell

Danny: 279 girls at our school and he has to have a crush on the one with the weapons and the grudge.

- Danny Phantom (Season 1, Episode 10: Shades of Gray)

Valerie: Let me go! Let me go so I can destroy you!

- Danny Phantom (Season 1, Episode 10: Shades of Gray)

When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a squirt gun and aim for the eyes.

- Unknown

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to see the school councilor?

Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?

- South Park - Bigger, Longer and Un-cut

The answer to any question, no matter how philosophical or unanswerable, is merely 'who cares?'

- Bart Simpson's Guide to Life

Ender: We could conquer and destroy, or destroy and conquer... or just destroy!

- Megas XLR (Season 1, Episode 9: Bad Guy)

Coop: They might be a bunch of freak-show looking circus nerds, but they're still my friends.

- Megas XLR (Season 2, Episode 6: S-Force S.O.S.)

Dib: What about me, how do I get back?

Zim: Good question... But I don't care!

- Invader Zim (Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom)

We live to die but we are dying to live.

- Unknown

Coop: Alright you alien snot! You tow my robot, make me go to the DMV and force me to retake my driving test!

(disk scratches)

Jamie: Coop, none of that was her fault.

Coop: Yeah, well... she's trying to kidnap Kiva... that ain't cool neither.

- Megas XLR (Season 1, Episode 11: DMV: Department of Megas Violations)

Zim: AAH! THE HIDEOUS MUTANT SQUID HAS ESCAPED AGAIN AND IT'S CREATED AN ARMY OF CYBORG ZOMBIE-SOLDIERS TO DO IT'S EVIL BIDDING!

(eats some waffles)

- Invader Zim (Zim Eats Waffles)

Andy: Dad, do you have a few hours to spare?

Mr. Larkin: Andy, I have the rest of my life to spare.

- What's With Andy? (Season 2, Episode 10: Don't Eat the Yellow Snow)

(singing) And the forests smell like rotting beef carcusses!

- Ren And Stimpy

(singing And though we will probably gooooo to Hell, that is our greeeeaaaat re-ward!

- Ren And Stimpy

Agent Nessie: A dog... eating waffles? HA STINKING HA!

- Invader Zim (Zim Eats Waffles)

Zim: I'll need a volunteer to distract the hog-beast.

Skoodge: Yes sir, I am your loyal- AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

(gets pushed off a cliff)

- Invader Zim (Hobo 13)

Homer: A family is like a coffin, and each child is another nail.

- The Simpsons

Bart: Geez, sorry for being born!

Homer: I've been waiting all your life to hear you say that!

- The Simpsons

Fry: Hey, there's a planet, maybe it's got a Fishy Joe's or a McDonalds or something.

Bender: Don't get your hopes up, we're a million miles from nowhere.

Leela: Yeah, it's probably only got a Howard Johnson's.

- Futurama (Season 2, Episode 17: The Problem With Popplers)

Zim:G.I.R. your waffles have sickened me, fetch me the BUCKET!

- Invader Zim (Zim Eats Waffles)

Tucker: You're either with me-

Sam: Or you're against him!

Tucker & Sam: SO WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON!

- Danny Phantom (Season 1, Episode 1: Mystery Meat)

Roberta: I hope she didn't take my attempt to destroy her seriously.

- The Simpsons

Council Member: Young man, we were having a discussion about pot-holes-

Cartman: It's not pot-holes you should be worried about, it's pot-heads!

- South Park (Die, Hippie, Die)

Zim: NO-ONE will say ZIM never tries!

(2 seconds later)

Zim: It takes a while doesn't it? Okay I tried!

(walks off humming)

- Invader Zim (Hobo 13)

Fry: They think we're making out hehehe!

(starts juggling some juggling balls)

Fry: Hey wait a minute, why aren't we making out?

Amy: I dunno.

(start making out)

- Futurama

Mayor: Alright, we're switching to Plan B... NUKE THE CROWD!

- South Park (Die, Hippy, Die)

Alien 1: Plan 1 has failed, must switch to Plan 2!

Alien 2: What's Plan 2?

Alien 1: STUFF 'EM IN A SACK!

- Invader Zim (Abducted)

Dib: Maybe my head is big...

(three seconds later)

Zim: I'm not here because I like you, Dib, I'm only here for your filthy GARGANTUAN HEAD!

Dib: Oh, sure, NOW IT'S GARGANTUAN!

- Invader Zim (Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom)

Moe: Get in here Boozey, you're late for your drunkening!

- The Simpsons

Robot Elves (singing): Bow down, BOW DOWN, be-fore the power of san-ta, or be crushed, BE CRUSHED, byyyyyyyyyy, HIS JOLLY BOOTS OF DOOM!

- Invader Zim (The Most Horrible X-Mas Ever)

Danny: I'm fourteen, I really don't care.

- Danny Phantom

Technus: Excellent, then I, Technus! Shall use my ghost powers and new-found gaming prowess to win the game and spread my intelligence to EVERY COMPUTER IN THE WORLD! My, that was a long speech.

- Danny Phantom

Gangster: I'll apoligize the day a monkey comes out my butt!

Bruce: Well, what a coincedence, because that's today!

(monkey comes out of his butt)

- Bruce Almighty

Sheila: Do you have any last words?

Phillip: Last words, well, let's see, how's aboot, 'GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS CHAIR HOW'S THAT FOR LAST WORDS!

- South Park, Bigger, Longer and Un-cut

Mr. Sanchez: If you hurt my daughter, you and I are going to have a violent talk.

- Danny Phantom

Dad: What would a ten-year-old child be watching?

Mom: Whatever it is, it's very thought-out, well-written and highly educational!

- Fairly Odd Parents

Cosmo: How could something so adorable be that dangerous?

(massive energy blasts come out of his hands)

Cosmo: You should start listening to me more.

- Fairly Odd Parents

Timmy: If I wanted an adult to scream at me I would have stayed at home.

- Fairly Odd Parents

Dib: We're in an alternate dimension, it's based on my imagination somehow.

Zim: And you brought me here! You miserable HUMAN!

Dib: Hey! The only way back is through my head, anything happens to me and we're stuck here forever.

Zim: CURSE YOOOOOUUUUUUU! Wait, I can still do stuff to your legs, right?

- Invader Zim (Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom)

GIR: Must... eliminate... moron!

- Invader Zim (G.I.R. Goes Crazy and Stuff)

Me: Doing something is easy. Doing something right is harder than anything you can imagine.

Zim: Is that Irken equipment you're using? That's Tak's ship you're sitting in isn't it?

Dib: Yes it is Zim, it fell from the-

Zim: ISN'T IT!

Dib: I SAID IT WAS! Man, you have a problem with listening Zim-

Zim: ISN'T IT!

- Invader Zim (Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars)

Zim: But I chose this particular worm-hole especially for the occasion... You see, at the end of this worm-hole lies... A ROOM... WITH A MOOSE!

- Invader Zim (Room With a Moose)

Zim: PREPARE YOUR BLADDER FOR IMMINENT RELEASE!

- Invader Zim (Room With a Moose)

How do you like them apples!

- Unknown

Danny: Ok, I'm officially mortified.

Harriet: What took so long?

- Danny Phantom

Coop: And I was afraid this was gonna be too easy!

- Megas XLR

Crimson Chin: You can't swear, only the super 1985 Crimson Chin can swear.

1985 Crimson Chin: Yeah, and I got cancelled for it!

- Fairly Odd Parents

Paul McCartney: Hello Homer, I'm George Harrison.

Homer: Oh my god, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT BROWNIE!

- The Simpsons

The Monarch: See, this is what I'm talking about! Now that Swedish man-mountain's gonna come and kick all our asses! I like my ass gentlemen!

- Venture Bros

Judge: You have been charged with grand theft auto, how do you plead?

Defendant: Ok, your honor, let me first say why I stole the car.

- America's Dumbest Criminals

J.T.: Once I was walking under a tree and it dropped an apple on my head…I was sure the motherfucker did it on purpose, so I kicked the tree and broke my big toe…I was afraid of word getting out that I had my ass kicked by an apple tree, so I chopped it down and set it on fire…I am not sure, but I think my reputation spread among the others in the tree community, because I have yet to be hit in the head by falling fruit since.

- Bowling for Soup

Stan: You don't even know anything about Christianity!

Cartman: I know enough to exploit it.

- South Park (Season 7, Episode 9: Christian Rock Hard)

No being is worthless. Some only exist to be killed, but every being has a purpose. And if nothing has killed you yet, I’d say you have something else in the way of destiny awaiting you.

- Raven Evil Weasel Mistress (hope you don't mind!)

If you look too far down the road, you miss what's right in front of you. Then you trip over it and then you're screwed.

- Unknown/Myself

The Monarch: Look you guys, I don't care how you managed this... Actually how did you manage this? And why couldn't you have done this at any point in the last TEN YEARS!

- Venture Bros.

The Monarch: Your name is bitch! And I own you. You're property! And when I'm finished having sex with every hole god drilled in your slender frame... King! You got a cigarette? There, I just traded you for a cigarette. And I don't smoke... Holy shit, you're Dean fucking Venture! King, I gotta buy my bitch back, here's your cigarette.

King Gorilla: Fuck you, gimme a dollar.

- Venture Bros.

The Alchemist: But being a magic super hero that keeps chasing the same guy? It’s completely gay! And that is coming from a guy who voluntarily has sex with men!

- Venture Bros.

Me: I hate myself, but like it or not I'm stuck with me. So there's no point not to make the best of it.

Janey: Sorry I'm late.

Carolyn: Oh, that's quite alright, dear. Your father and I were just discussing his day at work. Why don't you tell our daughter about it, honey?

Lester: Well Janey, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars, pass the asparagus.

- American Beauty

Church: What else was on the ship? Like guns or weapons?

Tucker: Or snacks!

Grif: Nope, just the girl. Sorry, there weren't anymore aliens for you guys to fuck!

Tucker: That's ok, we can still fuck this one!

Sister: Whoohoo!

Grif: GODDAMMIT!

- Red Vs. Blue (Yellow Fever)

He was stuck. And I don't mean hand-caught-in-fly-trap stuck, I mean Sonic-3-Carnival-Night-Zone-Act-2-on-that-blasted-spinning-top stuck.

- S-Chrome (Hope ya don't mind)

Zim: Hey! Let me go before something horrible happens to me... Or else!

- Invader Zim (Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom)

rTil: Remember that you might be able to hide, but... I'm not going anywhere... MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

- rTil from newgrounds.com (speaking about sheezyart.com) in his film 'You Can't Kill Me'.

Peter: Sir, here is a cheque with my name on it. Write down any number on this piece of paper and I will pay it.

- Family Guy (No Meals on Wheels)

Pops: Johnny, you replaced the entire city council with gourgeous babes!

Johnny: Yep.

Pops: Nice.

- Johnny Bravo

Me: People have asked me 'What if this world is just a product of my imagination?' And I say 'Ask yourself this: Are you smart enough to think all this up?'

Peter: Oh, look at that, someone threw a whole couch down here.

Brian: A little Febreeze on it, a scrub or two and it'd look great in your apartment.

Peter: You know what. I know we're in a dangerous mission right now... But I'm taking this. I'm taking this couch.

- Family Guy (Blue Harvest)

Patient: I was so obsessed with getting my J.D. that I never got the chance to do what I always wanted to in life. See the world. Start a family.

Janitor: Punch a whale.

Patient: No, I punched a whale. Right in the face. Went down like a ton of bricks.

- Scrubs

God: Dude, don't question me. I can fucking kill you.

- Messed up Bible Stories 4

Because discretion is the better part of valor, and cowardice is the better part of discretion, he valiantly hid himself in a cupboard.

- Douglas Adams (in 'So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish')

Clever Answers to Ignorant Questions:

Q: What is the capital of Thailand?

A: Gran Tape, Bangkok has not been said in Thailand in over 200 years. It is only used as a trick question for ignorant foreigners in order to kick them in the nuts.

Q: How many moons does the Earth have?

A: Five. One of them is quite obviously 'The Moon' and another orbits the Earth every 770 years. And the other 3 are small enough to be asteroids that orbit Earth in a horse-shoe type shape.

Q: Are sharks really that dangerous?

A: If you put it this way: Take the number of poeple killed by sharks since the 1500's, multiply that by 20 and you get the number of Americans who have been seriously injured by toilets in 1996

I will be there, lurking in the shadows of your hit-counters, ready with a review or a flame for the stories that peak my interest. You cannot hide from the Streak! Viva La Resistance!

OBEY THE FIST!

P.S. I warned you it would be incredibly long. : P