All About Me!
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Name: Richard

Age: 17

Sex: I'm a guy, and no matter what, I'm staying that way.

Sexuality: I'm bi, so what. If you have a problem with that, too bad!

I say a lot of things about myself, but there is one that's truer than time itself; I love video games. There is no other way to put it. I have been known to pick up a controller and just play right through a game. Not any game, I detest sports games, and normally anything short of an RPG is out of the question. Not that I won't play anything but RPGs, but that is my favorite type. One day, after I become a famous video game music composer, I'll get into writing books and hopefully storylines for video games. I will be known for what I love, mark my words. I may seem slightly disturbed to you, and I probably am, but so far no one has complained. My friends understand that although I'm different, I want to be treated no differently, and that goes for anyone on Fanfiction. If you want to talk about anything, PM me or email me, and I will answer, no strings attatched.

Favorite Video Game:

Kingdom Hearts- I really, REALLY love this game. I cannot put into words how much this game makes me feel when I play it. I get all jumpy and jittery. I feel for Sora and the gang, they take more crap in one year than most of us do in an entire lifetime (friends and home taken by the darkness, memories warped; it's a tough life to live).

Final Fantasy: Me love Final Fantasy long time! I think the first one I ever played was Final Fantasy VI on the SNES, and after that, I have been like a crack addict on FF! The stories always suck me in, and the characters are all so AWESOME!!! (Cloud Strife, Zidane Tribal, and Ramza Beoulve = Greatest Heroes, Sephiroth, Kuja, and Kefka = Greatest Villians. Not saying anything against the many other characters from the many other games, it's just these six are the best to me!) I have followed this installment very doggedly, and I would like to think that without it, I could not be the bisexual night owl I am today!

Favorite Anime: I like all kinds of anime, but I focus on stuff like Fullmetal Alchemist, Inuyasha, Cased Closed (the stopped showing it on Cartoon Network!), Midori Days (they don't show it on any of my channels), Witch Hunter Robin, Naruto, Trigun, Hellsing, and Vampire Hunter D.

Favorite Pairings: These are all of the favorite pairings that I can think of at the moment!

EdXAl, EdXRoy, SoraXRiku, DemyxXZexion, AxelXRoxas, TrunksXGohan, CloudX Sephiroth, CloudXLeon, NarutoXSasuke, and probably a whol bunch of others that I can't list right now!

Favorite Books:

The Wheel of Time Series

The Forgotten Realms (Those having to do with Drizzt, Liriel, and the Spider Queen.)

The Pendragon Series

Favorite Author:

Robert Jordan- Wheel of Time

Anyway, that's about all I have for right now, so if you have anything you want to ask, you have the means. Bye!

Random Quotes I have Laying Around

How many vegatables had to die for that salad?

Don't look at the glass half empty,
don't look at the glass half full,
just find the person who drank half your vodka,
and beat the shit out of them

Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering...
WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING!!?

Never play leap frog with a unicorn...
Unless you're a slut.

A friend will call you in jail.
A good friend will visit you in jail.
A best friend will be sitting next to you in jail saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME!!!"

If you are the cable company I already sent the money.
If you are my family, please give me money.
If you are my employer, you didn't give me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have enough money.

Fo sizzle ma nizzle is a bastardization of "Fo' sheezy ma neezy" which is a bastardization of "For sure mah nigga"
which is a bastardization of "I concur whole-heartedly with you my African American brother."

The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it
ejaculates, but only 10 of it goes into it's mate. So, 360 gallons
are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads...and we wonder why the ocean is so salty.
Try not to swallow the water.

How about a nice warm cup of SHUT THE HELL UP!

If I'm not back in 10 minutes, avenge my death.

I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time...
wait, have i forgotten this before?

What do you enjoy doing while you're bored? Uh-huh...
Well that's all good and fun but this is what I like to do...
Ignore your dumbass!

You know that feeling when a pop-up POPS up into the screen and
you want to throw your computer on the ground and
crush it with your bare hands? Yeah?
Well that's how I feel about your messages...

Somebody took my stapler,
they put me in the boiler room,
and I didn't get any cake.
That's it, this place gets torched!!

Life is...Well...Life.
Kicks you in the ass and
expects you to smile about it and say,
"Hey honey why don't you do that again!"

Hey, can you keep a secret? The light at the end of the tunnel is really...it's really a demon infested lava pit. Just make sure you don't tell anyone!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away...if it's aimed right.

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then...
it hit me.

I've got Skittles in my mouth...
Want to taste the Rainbow?

Sex is like pizza.
When it's good, it's really good.
When it's bad, it's still pretty good!

NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!!...ok maybe just a little.

If God watches everything I do,
I'm a sinner, and God's a pervert!

How come the cuddly bear in the Snuggle detergent commercial never jumps on my laundry? Bastard.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

Yesterday was awesome, everyone was lookin at me, taking pictures, clapping, treating me like i was famous. Then, It hit me, "Were the fuck is my shower curtain?"

Your momma's so fat, she makes Buddha look like Ghandi!

Two men are sitting at a bar. One says to the other, "Dude, I totally slept with your mom!" The other guy tries to calm him down and get him to shut up but he keeps saying, "I sooo slept with your mom!" Until the other guy says, "You're completely wasted, Dad, I'm driving you home."

Girls Just Wanna Have Funds

Nature Calls... and we're not talking chirps and buzzes here, people.

Childhood is short. Why waste it at school?

Dumbledore dies on page 606. (I just saved you $30 and four hours.)

If loving you is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

Random sort of stuff (inspired by other profiles on here)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game charecter or video game weapon that need(s) to exsist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, FangedWriter, The Wandering Gambler

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.