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Author has written 13 stories for Stargate: SG-1, StarTrek: Voyager, Stargate: Atlantis, Kingdom Hearts, Bleach, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Batman the Animated Series. Hey! My name's Lisa and I'm 18. I'm Canadian and I'm proud of it! September 10th, 2009 I've got a new plot bunny bouncing in my head. Actually it's been there for awhile but recently it ate sugar and now it's hyper. I watched Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and that's what actually got me writing the fan fiction. So far it's at 80ish pages and I'm so far from being done. I won't make the same mistake like last time and start posting it before it's actually completed. I'm waiting. I've actually got two stories planned out for it and possibly a third if I can get enough ideas. Essentially I'm rewriting booth 6 and 7 of Harry Potter because let's face it, some things need to be changed. A) The war sucked in the books B) Dumbledore flippin died(he's still going to die... sorta... it's hard to explain) C) the Department of Mysteries just disapeared along with the people who worked in it after book 5 we never heard from them again D) How the hell did Dumbeldore know what was being the locked door that broke Sirius' knife? E) Snape died and no one knew the truth about him. F) Voldemort is a pansy. Ok, that's my update, ttyl Pen Now A moment to laugh histarically: A passage from Bridging the Gap by ahilty Marik was next. After passing though the threshold of the door the young Egyptian fell to his knees and shrieked “Mercy! Mercy!! Mercy, oh Inquisitor!” “Stop that and tell me who the King of Thieves is!” Umbridge said, keeping a fair distance between herself and Marik in case the loon decided to attack. “Forgive me, for I hath sinned!” Marik said, his eyes firmly on the wall. “So you do know who he is!” Umbridge said. “Lo, I hath lusted after the flesh of females on thirteen occasions! The flesh of males on five occasions!” Umbridge eyes when wide as she figured out what that HAD to mean “I hath partaken of the scampi shrimp, the pork and the unleveled bread on seven occasions, coveted my neighbors property about four point five billion times, I hath had several thousand gods before you and worshiped upon the alter of them nine trillion times, I hath dishonored my father every day of my life-“ Umbridge had basically figured out that she was being mocked and proceeded to kick Marik out of her door. Marik, who could barely contain his laughter, starting spouted a few Hail Mary’s for good measure…okay to be fair he did not really know what a Hail Mary was so he just shouted the phrase “Hail Mary” all the way to the door. Once he was out Umbridge breathed a sigh of relief. OMG I LOVE IT!! I definatly recommend this story, GO READ IT NOW!! reads passage over again and falls into a fit of giggles Works in Progress: Like... Everything. I'm surprised I'm getting random story alert notices from people who are reading Sea, and the Ancient Discovery(which btw is next on my list to do especially when the Atlantis movie comes out) Currently writing: I Help(Bleach) The Truth and All it's Splendour (Harry Potter, books 6 and 7) Thinking about: Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood Avoiding: Homework. This is the song 'Reading the Stars' for the story I help The song is the first one at the very top. Click the play button, and it expands, and then it should play. If it doesn't work, contact me. I've downloaded the file. | |||||||||||||
1. I Help » reviewsIt was a tantalizing thought. The others would be most certainly angry at her but chances are they wouldn’t go after her. Of course not. They wouldn’t dare being seen by the Humans or Hollow or Shinigami in case they interfered. Real World/Arrancar ArcBleach - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,871 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 9-23-08 - Published: 12-11-072. In Which Short Captains Learn of Grocery Stores reviewsReal world Arc. I Help one-shot. Hitsugaya, Matsumoto and the Destati Riolyn, in a Grocery store at Christmas. No knowledge of the story I Help is needed.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-17-08 - Hitsugaya T. - Complete3. Evolutionary Genes » reviewsA biology Scientist returns to Gotham with his latest experiment and a thirst for money and technology to enhance his specimensBatman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,032 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-3-08 - Published: 7-26-084. The Twilight HourAfter Battle City, Everyone returns home and goes back to school. A new transfer has arrived with a secret, she has no shadow not even when standing in the sun. If that wasn't spooky enough, creatures start appearing during the hour of twilight aka sunsetYu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Published: 7-16-085. Kingdom Hearts III: New Enemies and Old Foes » reviewsOur heros must now face the next challenge! The Consequences of sending Pete to an alternate Dimension. Main OCs: Azlyn, Butterfly, Amanda, and Adam. WARNING Spoilers and the beginning is VERY Bad. It gets better later on I swear it!Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,317 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 1-13-07 - Published: 4-15-06 - King Mickey6. The Ancient Discovery » reviewsRadak Zelenka find a perfectly preserved Ancient in Stasis. Set before Brotherhood. UNDER REVISIONStargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,280 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-7-06 - Published: 1-13-067. Sea » reviewsXover VoyagerAtlantis the lost empire. Voyager picks up the only alive perosn on a drifting ship. Hopefully the person can tell them what happened. The only problem is that this person is a 9 year old girl. 6 UPStarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,167 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-12-05 - Published: 11-3-05 - Janeway, K.8. Summer and Winter reviewsA prophecy was made 3000 years ago, and SG1 gets roped into it.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-17-059. The Swiped Coffee Beans reviewsJack plays a prank on Daniel, and he doesn't like it! 3 guesses what he did!Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-8-05 - Complete10. The Return of a friend, Sequal to Essence reviewsThe banishing of the Essence, only results in the original to return.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-27-0511. Essence, A Crystal Sequel » reviewsNow if I told you that It would ruin the Sequel and the sequel to this when ya think about it. FINALE IS UP!Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,784 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-4-05 - Published: 5-8-05 - Complete12. When Life is mixed with the Stargate Realm » reviewsOk the title is different inside, sue me if you have a problem with it. It won't matter its the same story. It basically about 2 Canadian teens are brought to the SGC and get in trouble and need saving by a 3rd I'm not saying Canadians are the best I am 1Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-4-05 - Published: 5-25-0513. Crystal » reviewsA new member comes to SG1, but she has a secret that could get her killed. AN: Ok this is bad, one reveiwer thats it if your reading this please sign. Kudos to SCGfan4ever. I wonder how many words I need to get someone to read it...Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,457 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 5-5-05 - Published: 4-29-05 - Complete
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