I don't have any stories yet, but I'm working on them. It's hard to do much of anything when your stuck at work all day.

"And lo, I was a stranger, and in a strange realm, and no man knew me. Every man's heart was set against me, and every man's hand was empty to me." -Talia; Storm Warning

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THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares" and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!"

18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a Jedi match.

19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why you are following them yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

20. Take your shoes off and slide down the rows in your socks yelling "cannonball" or anything really. It could be random too.

21. Find a toy gun, put it to your head, and then ask, "Where are the anti-depressants?"

22. Walk up to the information desk and ask, “Where do I buy the walls?” and when they ask what your talking about reply, “You do sell walls, right? You are Wal-Mart after all.”

23. Grab a (plastic) butcher knife or something and chase after random people with it, doing a psychopath scream.

24. Go to the toy section and ask the clerk there where the model they stole from you is.

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list! XD