23/04/09
OK, so I officially suck. I have not updated for at least a year (I think it might even have been 2 years since my last update) and I have absolutely no new material to update with.
As it comes around to exam time though, I suddenly get hit with a desire to start avoiding revision by sinking myself into fanfiction again, so there's a good chance that this year might be the year to expect updates from...
- Prove It
- Comfortably Numb
- Three, Three, the Rising

As well as rewrites of Overcompensation and a couple of the others. In the works are also ideas for ALL NEW SOUTH PARK fanfiction. Style slash hellz yeah.
I apologise to everyone who's been waiting for updates for two years, but hopefully you've just forgotten my fics and moved on BUT are still interested enough to forgive and forget enough to read the updates... yeah?

Over and out
~dirtyprettything~

Mah old profile:

Izzy, DOB 13/06/89, Female

I love to write, always have, anything from drabbles to epic novels which never actually materialise. Most of what I have put up here are one shots and are likely to be so in the future, largely due to the annoyance of having to update regularly, writers block, and the fact that I've never written a complete, full-length fic without plot-holes/sections I didnt like/general dissatisfaction with teh whole thing... and one shots are much easier to perfect. The majority of the fics I read are also one-shots, with the exception of a few well-written longer fics. This is mostly because even if someone can't write well, they can usually string together a fairly decent one shot, whilst having to read criminally incorrect grammer and clichéd dialogue stretched across a ludicrously implausible and pretentious plotline tends to incur my wrath.
Also - If i put slash in the summary of a fic, or in my notes at the beginning, I expect people to REALISE that it's slash and if they are offended not read or flame.

I write predominantly (currently) Friends, The OC and Scrubs fanfiction. There are a few of my old Digimon fics which I may put up after I've revised them, and I'm also working on one or two Ugly Betty, Neighbours and Harry Potter fics. Also, I'm genereally a slasher and an angster, if a love is forbidden, unrequited or unusual in some way I will probably pounce on it, but don't expect slushy het here. Or slushy slash, which is just as bad. These are the couples and characters I'm into from each of the books/TV shows I write for, but that doesn't mean I wont write fics containing other characters/couplings.

Just so you know, reviewing will not kill you. In fact, rather the opposite, it will enhance my self-image, and it will make me want to do a good deed. You will be passing on love.

Harry Potter
- Harry/Ron
- Harry/Draco
- Ginny/Harry (usually unrequited, for that little angsty underbite)
- Hermione/Sirius
I'm not opposed to variants of these, Hermione/Snape, Ron/Draco, Ginny/Draco, and Harry/Hermione. Just expect no Ron/Hermione.

The OC
- Seth/Ryan (mmmmm yummy)
Anything else unusual, including Alex/Marissa, Alex/Seth, Ryan/Johnny, Ryan/Hailey, Anna/Zach, Anna/Seth, Anna/Alex, Ryan/Taylor, Taylor/Summer, Marissa/Summer, Julie/Luke, Julie/Jimmy, Marissa/Johnny, Kaitlin/Ché, Summer/Ché, Marissa/Seth.

In fact, I like nearly all characters from The OC, so it's possible you will see nearly any character of any coupling in my writing. The only characters who I will not bother writing about are Lindsay, DJ, Volchock, Caleb, and probably no Kandy centered fics (although they are perfect in the background!). Also no predominant Ryan/Marissa or Seth/Summer, nor will I write Rysten (Ryan/Kirsten) there is just something about it that freaks me out. Skin crawly!

Friends
- Joey/Chandler
- Chandler/Rachel
- Joey/Monica
- Rachel/Monica
- Monica/Phoebe
- Joey/Phoebe

Scrubs
- JD/Dr Cox
- Dr Cox/Jordan
- Jordan/Elliot
- Elliot/Janitor
- Elliot/JD

The chances are I will write no Turk/Carla centered fics, although I love them, also expect no mention of Kim because the woman physically repulses and completely annoys me. I do, however, love both Danni and Dr Molly, so I'm trying to work those two characters into a few of my fics, as well as Ben. The only couple I will not go anywhere near is Turk/JD, there is something seriously wrong with that coupling, again with the skin crawly...

Ugly Betty
- Marc/Amanda

Cruel Intentions
- Kathryn/Sebastian

South Park
- Stan/Kyle