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The Fics:

Complete:

Damage: Every character gets one drabbling chapter of angsty inner-dialogue. I'm kinda proud of this one. I didn't kill anybody, and I got to everyone. - jazz hands -

Lovers in Captivity: Basically, my slightly abstract version of meth!sex and its fall-out.

He is the Lamb: One of those horrible death!fics where somebody dies for the one they love who doesn't love them back. It's a bit graphic, so be careful with this one.

Don't Let the Ceiling Fall: This, quite literally got no reviews. On livejournal, sure. It got raves. Here? Natta. WHAT HAPPENED? I'm actually kind of proud of it. It's about Foreman (probably why it got no reviews and next to no hits.) ERIC NEEDS LOVE TOO, PEOPLE. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW. FEED MY EGO.

In Progress:

Silent Movie: Chase wandering through the after-life. I'm working on it, I promise!

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The Crack-head Writer:

Me: I love fanfics, but my abilities to not get distracted while writing are slightly worse than my skill involving organized sports. In other words, don't hold your breath. I try, really I try, but my stupid teenage A.D.D. doesn't like to keep on one story-line too long. And one-shots bore me. Crap, I need a life.

Ethics: Nonexistent. Same with morals and religion. I am, however, highly philosophical. I get hung up on certain characters (usually not the main) and only watch/read that show/movie/book with interest in that character. It's one of the reasons I'm so proud of Damage. I got to everyone. - jazz hands -

Books: The Time Traveler's Wife, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Perfect Match, The Bell Jar and Everything is Illuminated. My favorites. Now go read.

Movies: Pride and Prejudice, Pleasantville, Pretty Woman, My Man Godfrey, I Shot Andy Warhol, To Kill a Mockingbird, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Sweeney Todd, and Breakfast at Tiffany's top my list.

TV: I watch House M.D. and Scrubs pretty regularly. Sometimes other stuff, but not really.

Music: The Doors, The Beatles, Imogene Heap, The Strokes, The Bravery, The Killers, The Dresden Dolls, Franz Ferdinand, Rise Against, Ima Robot, The Clash, The Sex Pistols, Sonic Youth, Wolfmother, Wof Parade, Regina Spektor, Pearl Jam, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Metallica, Motion City Soundtrack, Ben Folds Five, Billy Idol, Brand New, Beck, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Bob Dylan, the Cranberries and the Hush Sound.

My Pet Peeves: Characters in perfect mental health becoming anerexic/belemic/wrist-slitters/suicidal/homicial/junkies/prostitutes/having secret OC lovers that are trying to kill them. Why do you do this to them? WHY?!

Ships: In House M.D., I am a horrible self-described Chase!whore. I know, I know. I'm in a program. I have a sponsor, but I still ship Chase/everybody. Seriously, I mean everybody. Right now I'm loving him with Cameron. It's hawt love. But with Cuddy? Just as hawt. With House? hOMG, daddyfigureincestilicious! Wilson? Did you see their chemistry at the end of Finding Judas?! Foreman? It's guy love! Thirteen? It'd be the pretty ship! Kutner? He does like trying new things. Taub? Fuck, I'd take it as long as Chase stopped wearing pants.

...like I said, Chase!whore.

That being said, I'm open to pretty much anyone else on the show getting some with whoever they want. I'm not big on House/Cameron but it's probably going to happen at some point on the show. I'll gorge my eyes out with a spork when it does, but until then I'm mellow.

Oh ya, and Huddy's chemistry burns a hole through my TV. Me want more.

In Gilmore Girls, Lorelei/Luke. And Rory/Jess. BECAUSE JESS WAS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.

On Grey's Anatomy, I like Meredith/Derek (though he flirted with her sister in a bar...WTF?), Alex/brick wall because YOU DO NOT DATE PATIENTS and Izzie/NOONE BECAUSE SHE'S TURNED INTO A CREEPY STALKER WHO CAN'T LET GEORGE JUST BE MARRIED EVEN THOUGH IT'S WHAT JESUS WOULD FREAKIN' DO. - cough - I'll go take my pills now.

Oh ya and Scrubs: Cox/Jordan, because insane alcoholic love is oh-so-romantic. Seriously, they're both repulsive and adorable. Oh, and Turk/Carla because unconventional love is so cute on them. :D

In RENT, I'm close to shipping Roger the way I ship Chase, but not quite. Though he and Mark would be freakin' adorable, I've accepted that they're both straight and totally into their girlfriend/ex-girlfriend-turned-lesbien. Guh, I love that movie. Who wants to buy me tickets to see the show? I've got the Broadway album and the demo tapes and it's killin' me not to see it. ME WANT. - tantrum -

My friends: Are cool. They drop-kick puppies. In their heads. They also read my fics but don't comment. They're losers. Like Nazis. See? See what not commenting makes you? A Nazi. A Comment-Nazi.

What I'm smoking: - averts eye contact - Why nothing, nothing at all...

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Quote of the Week:

Ashley: Don't breathe your AIDS on me!

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