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Author has written 12 stories for Van Helsing, Fire Emblem, Naruto, Lord of the Rings, and Underworld. "Hiding the truth from them helps no one. Suckle them on dreams and falsehood to the exclusion of reality and they'll be unprepared for life." "The Good Sect is white and the Evil Sect is black. You're clean and I'm dirty... Hah! Do you really see the world in only those two colors?" "People consider fear to be a weakness... But harnessing that fear can one day make you a mighty warrior!" "It's a cruel, cruel, cruel world out there. Get used to it!" "I see the world how it is...in shades of gray. Nothing is totally clean or dirty! Those who squabble over Good and Evil Sects merely do for their own self-interests!" "Conan! What is good?" "To see the enemy flee before you, the burning of the villages, and the lamentations of the women." "Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?" "The unexamined life is not worth living." "As I climb onto your back I will promise not sting." "Rommel! You magnificent son of a bitch! I read your book!" "When the rapture comes can I use your car?" "You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view...until you climb into his skin and walk around in it." "Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it." "A person with a black belt does not compare to a bartender with scar tissue on his knuckles." "Sleep tight ya morons!" "At last, my arm is complete again!" "These are my friends. See how they glisten. See this one shine... How he smiles in the light. My friend. My faithful friend... Speak to me friend. Whisper... I'll listen. I know, I know you've been locked out of sight all these years, like me. My friend...well I've come home to find you waiting. Home, and we're together! And we'll do wonders. Won't we? You there, my friend?" "We are all damned by our deeds, whether they are thought out or not." "In chaos there lies opportunity." "I have become insane with the horrible intervals of sanity." News From the SpeedDemon 10/12/09 Whew! Finally, I finished up Bringing Back What's Dead! It's been, what, like 2 years since I was writing that fanfic? Now that's done, I can go bk to Ace in the Hole and Wild Justice. Hopefully, none of my readers and reviews have given up on me... Anyway, I have plans to produce a Lords of the Avalon story and Experimental Value while I finish up my other two fanfics. I'm hoping to eventually get to work on the seconds chapter of the Wuthering Heights story lockheedelektra and I are writing. The same goes for the Charmed/Angel Xover fanfic, I'm all hyped to start on that once Celtic Aurora and I aren't so busy with school workand our other ficlets. So yeah, I have a lot planned that I want to write. That includes a Van Helsing story that I know I will have a ball writing. So stay tunned! 08/11/09 Not much happening save for I'm getting close to wrapping up Bringing Back What's Dead--it has two chapters to go, I think. Depending how much action I pack in chapter 11, the story might end with twelve chapters or maybe thirteen. I'm hoping twelve but sometimes, things just don't go as planned. Now, once Bringing Back What's Dead is complete, I can go back to my other two stories while in between working on my short Kabuto/Sakura fanfic (it's really short, only about 5 chapters long. You'll see why when it comes out). But I'm getting the urge to write more Van Helsing stories so Blood By Three won't be the only Van Helsing fanfic to come out, I'll probably slip in another one somewhere when I'm cranking out a lot of Valter/Selena fics. And also, I'm planning a Lords of Avalon story and two Head in the Clouds ficlets as well, it's time to get those fledling categories some stories! In fact, I have so many stories I would like to do that it makes me wish I had a time machine... Oh well, I just got to update quicker and write a hell lot more. 06/14/09 Holy cow, I'm actually doing one these log accounting reports? Gasp! All joking aside, let's get down to business. My Naruto fanfic, Bringing Back What's Dead, is progressing nicely hence I'll be focusing more on that than my other two stories simply because the end is drawing near for Bringing Back What's Dead. I should say the story shouldn't go past fifteen chapters, but I'm thinking the story has three or so chapters left before it's over. Moving right along. Well, as Celtic Aurora stated in her profile, I'm quite thrilled of our collaboration. Her Underworld story, Dark Ripples in Blood is officially a companion fic/prequel to my Underworld story, Ace In the Hole. Also, we've have decided to write an Angel/Charmed Xover fanfic with a little bit of the movie Heat sprinkled in it. A title hasn't been formed yet but I think we'll find one after a little more plotting and writing. Lastly, I am contemplating in having a Naruto pairings contest, I just have to find the document that listed all the rules, the pairings, and whatnot. I'll announce it in the next chapter of Bringing Back What's Dead. A multitude of people here seem to explain the story of how they got their pen name so I suppose I can do the same. Let's see...back in the year 10, 500 BC... Ha ha ha, only jesting. To be candid, 'SpeedDemon' came from a Spiderman comic I read years ago and it had a minor villain in it called SpeedDemon. His power (yes, you guessed it) was he could run inhumanly fast. The '315' stands for the infamous date March 15, which is also known as the Ides of March (that the day Julius Caesar was assassinated). Morbidly enough, it is one of my favorite dates (long story why but it all started with the Julius Caesar play I performed in. I was Mark Antony). The only things you need to know about me are that: 1: I'm a Death Eater 2: Tom Riddle should return, 3: As my friend, DraculasLover, says it, "I'm a Harry Potter traitor." Heh, heh, heh, heh...4: I enjoy being a hermit, 5: I am absolutely nuts over the movie "300" (the previous icons were pretty self-explanatory), 6: I'm in league with the dark side, the villains just seem to attract me more these days (though there are some exceptions, like LOTR series), 7: I'm officially a Naruto fanatic (Tobi was saying this on my last avatar: "LOL, world domination!" I was cackling so hard when I encountered this), 8: I am a major tomboy, 9: I'm renowned for being violent (especially in the art of fencing, writing, hand-to-hand combat, etc and life in general.), insane (I make other crazy people back away from me when I erupt into some maniacal frenzy and whatnot), aggressive, and sarcastic, 10: I'm not one to suffer fools (meaning if I believe you are acting like a frivolous, moronic, etc buffoon, I will point your idiocy out to you), and 11: I have suddenly developed a taste, or rather obsession, for the comic and book series, Lords of Avalon. Now that you all have a little taste of my personality I hope I didn't scare you away; I seem to have that intimidating affect on people...bah oh well. Deviant Art account: AThousandSnakebites (in honor of my first favorite Naruto character, Orochimaru) LJ account: yokai_drache Youtube account: CaptainBlood300 Shared account with Celtic Aurora: Tuomas Is Our Sin (This where we share our story of my character Egil and her character Catherine.) Shared account with lockheedelektra: The Valkyrie and the Druid (We have created a Wuthering Heights story that contains an alternative pairing by the likes you have never seen!) And for all those Van Helsing lovers out there, I have a short little story for you! Once upon a time, during the Crusades, there were two men. One was Gabriel Van Helsing, the other Count Vladislaus Dragulia. They were comrades-in-arms, almost like brothers but not—let me repeat—not gay lovers who were hot for each other. Eventually Van Helsing was order by God to kill Dracula for reasons unknown and Dracula made a pact with the Devil to gain a second life and to preserve his immortality he had to drink the blood of others. Countless centuries later, these two boys meet again and they still are straight. Dracula has three brides dressed in skimpy little outfits while Van Helsing has his eyes set on the feisty gypsy princess, Anna Valerious. Neither the vampire king nor the infamous monster hunter is covertly lusting after each other, dreaming of each other, and they certainly don’t want to rape or have sex with each other. That also applies to Carl, who is clearly a heterosexual friar who doesn’t want to die a virgin, hence he asks a female prostitute to give him some loving. Which she does and he is quite content. Oh, and Velkan isn’t gay either—Dracula didn’t come along and rape him in the dark and Velkan found out later that he enjoyed it. In short, Dracula loves his brides, Van Helsing loves Anna, and both Carl and Velkan love women. End of story. ATTENTION PLEASE!! Correct me if I'm wrong, but some people might be confusing two of my characters, Edward Orenstein/Van Helsing and Jacob Tornincasa with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black. If their last names or models don't convince you, let me begin my story. In the stories they have been in (Edward: Intrusive Dusk, Dark Ripples in Blood, and Ace in the Hole; Jacob: Intrusive Dusk and Ace in the Hole) they have been described with detail and percision. If you somehow skimmed over their apperance and missed envisioning what they looked like, well...I'll refrain from commenting on that one. And let's not miss that it has been stated that Edward is a hybrid: part demon, part vampire (unless Meyers has something she isn't telling you Twilighters about Edward besides the fact he's emo, sparkles like Tinkerbell, and likes to frolic in meadows.) and Jacob is no werewolf: he's a sadistic demon who loves to torture and play with people. I may never read the whole series but doesn't fit Jacob Black's profile. At all. Now, for the record, if you ask Edward Orenstein/Van Helsing to sparkle, he'll give you a "WTF?" look before scowling and reverting into his demonic form to scare the crap out of you (he might even make you his next meal). My Edward doesn't twinkle like a star. And if you ask Jacob Tornincasa to either explode into a wolf...or whatever, he just might lash one of his spiked, poison covered whips at you before he and Blanca decide to torture you. I don't know how people could mix these two minions of my character Thanatos up but apparently, I must address the matter before some people start to think Sir Sparkles-A-Lot and Jackie Blackie are working for Thanatos Wakahisa. Let me assure that will never happen--Thanatos would kill them on the spot if he felt they were worth killing. If you like to read more, Celtic Aurora makes some more excellent points on her profile here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1394122/Celtic_Aurora
You want to witness something that will either a) tramautize you, b) cause your eyebrows to raise in the speed of light, c) humor you, or d) send you into a fit of laughter at the idiocy of this music video. Introducing a video that was titled "The Worst Music Video": To To Coelo - I Eat Cannibals: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fde5PWRI6qE (Great song, horrendous music video) Ah, remember all those superbowl ads? Here's a "thriller": http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=27486214 ItachixSakura videos, anyone? Here's a real awesome one I found: ItaSaku-Next Contestant: http://www.youtubeve, Tobie, stub, youthes, Yettie, route, youth, outre, you'd, Tiber, Tobey, Tybie, fortune, torture, you're, future, jujube, outage, suture, touter, youths, yurt, touted, tubed, tubes, turbo, your, Rube, TB, Tb, outbid, outer, rube, tote, tout, touting, tune, tutu, yore" / .com/watch?v=Qxc8jYWYHGA Here's another good ItaSaku video: Dark Waltz (ItaSaku): http://www.youtubeve, Tobie, stub, youthes, Yettie, route, youth, outre, you'd, Tiber, Tobey, Tybie, fortune, torture, you're, future, jujube, outage, suture, touter, youths, yurt, touted, tubed, tubes, turbo, your, Rube, TB, Tb, outbid, outer, rube, tote, tout, touting, tune, tutu, yore" / .com/watch?v=9rdQGG-FpFg ...and another: ItaSaku-Heartless Wind: http://www.youtubeve, Tobie, stub, youthes, Yettie, route, youth, outre, you'd, Tiber, Tobey, Tybie, fortune, torture, you're, future, jujube, outage, suture, touter, youths, yurt, touted, tubed, tubes, turbo, your, Rube, TB, Tb, outbid, outer, rube, tote, tout, touting, tune, tutu, yore" / .com/watch?v=gj_cwn989sU ...the list goes on...: Until the Day I Die (ItaSaku): http://www.youtubeve, Tobie, stub, youthes, Yettie, route, youth, outre, you'd, Tiber, Tobey, Tybie, fortune, torture, you're, future, jujube, outage, suture, touter, youths, yurt, touted, tubed, tubes, turbo, your, Rube, TB, Tb, outbid, outer, rube, tote, tout, touting, tune, tutu, yore" / .com/watch?v=VP6j_4ZXmUw&NR=1 ...and it keeps on going...: Itachi and Sakura- Just like you: http://www.youtubeve, Tobie, stub, youthes, Yettie, route, youth, outre, you'd, Tiber, Tobey, Tybie, fortune, torture, you're, future, jujube, outage, suture, touter, youths, yurt, touted, tubed, tubes, turbo, your, Rube, TB, Tb, outbid, outer, rube, tote, tout, touting, tune, tutu, yore" / .com/watch?v=QOdgvjBNjIU Don't ask now, there still is more: ItaSaku- Angels: http://www.youtubeve, Tobie, stub, youthes, Yettie, route, youth, outre, you'd, Tiber, Tobey, Tybie, fortune, torture, you're, future, jujube, outage, suture, touter, youths, yurt, touted, tubed, tubes, turbo, your, Rube, TB, Tb, outbid, outer, rube, tote, tout, touting, tune, tutu, yore" / .com/watch?v=UzBmGTsnMVQ&feature=related Man, I'm coming up with a lot, aren't I: ItaSaku - To Turn Your Tears to Roses: http://www.youtubeve, Tobie, stub, youthes, Yettie, route, youth, outre, you'd, Tiber, Tobey, Tybie, fortune, torture, you're, future, jujube, outage, suture, touter, youths, yurt, touted, tubed, tubes, turbo, your, Rube, TB, Tb, outbid, outer, rube, tote, tout, touting, tune, tutu, yore" / .com/watch?v=Iw3x0G01UCA&feature=related I should probably stop making comments now: Never Was ItaSaku: http://www.youtubeve, Tobie, stub, youthes, Yettie, route, youth, outre, you'd, Tiber, Tobey, Tybie, fortune, torture, you're, future, jujube, outage, suture, touter, youths, yurt, touted, tubed, tubes, turbo, your, Rube, TB, Tb, outbid, outer, rube, tote, tout, touting, tune, tutu, yore" / .com/watch?v=QP_uC90y8Do&feature=related Nothing else more to say: Itachi x Sakura- Over and Over: http://www.youtubeve, Tobie, stub, youthes, Yettie, route, youth, outre, you'd, Tiber, Tobey, Tybie, fortune, torture, you're, future, jujube, outage, suture, touter, youths, yurt, touted, tubed, tubes, turbo, your, Rube, TB, Tb, outbid, outer, rube, tote, tout, touting, tune, tutu, yore" / .com/watch?v=HH7ASGNfA8w ...Blah. Enjoy the video: Itachi X sakura - Rebirth me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8602QzflW-k Time for some SasorixSakura: Poison (Sasori and Sakura): http://www.youtubeve, Tobie, stub, youthes, Yettie, route, youth, outre, you'd, Tiber, Tobey, Tybie, fortune, torture, you're, future, jujube, outage, suture, touter, youths, yurt, touted, tubed, tubes, turbo, your, Rube, TB, Tb, outbid, outer, rube, tote, tout, touting, tune, tutu, yore" / .com/watch?v=KNj6CqEg-z4 Still SasorixSakura: SasoSaku: Breath: http://www.youtubeve, Tobie, stub, youthes, Yettie, route, youth, outre, you'd, Tiber, Tobey, Tybie, fortune, torture, you're, future, jujube, outage, suture, touter, youths, yurt, touted, tubed, tubes, turbo, your, Rube, TB, Tb, outbid, outer, rube, tote, tout, touting, tune, tutu, yore" / .com/watch?v=EuVAnhuo7Oc I really don't have go on, do I: Untouched Love (SasoSaku): http://www.youtubeve, Tobie, stub, youthes, Yettie, route, youth, outre, you'd, Tiber, Tobey, Tybie, fortune, torture, you're, future, jujube, outage, suture, touter, youths, yurt, touted, tubed, tubes, turbo, your, Rube, TB, Tb, outbid, outer, rube, tote, tout, touting, tune, tutu, yore" / .com/watch?v=13utjepKMWE Yep, they're still coming: SasoSaku-Sayin' My Love is True: http://www.youtubeve, Tobie, stub, youthes, Yettie, route, youth, outre, you'd, Tiber, Tobey, Tybie, fortune, torture, you're, future, jujube, outage, suture, touter, youths, yurt, touted, tubed, tubes, turbo, your, Rube, TB, Tb, outbid, outer, rube, tote, tout, touting, tune, tutu, yore" / .com/watch?v=CtH1hCzoUYA Dishing out more: Naruto Shippuden: Sasori/Sakura They fall apart: http://www.youtubeve, Tobie, stub, youthes, Yettie, route, youth, outre, you'd, Tiber, Tobey, Tybie, fortune, torture, you're, future, jujube, outage, suture, touter, youths, yurt, touted, tubed, tubes, turbo, your, Rube, TB, Tb, outbid, outer, rube, tote, tout, touting, tune, tutu, yore" / .com/watch?v=IhvQDaieUL4 What can I say? I really enjoy this couple: Just the girl Sasori's looking for - SasoSaku: http://www.youtubeve, Tobie, stub, youthes, Yettie, route, youth, outre, you'd, Tiber, Tobey, Tybie, fortune, torture, you're, future, jujube, outage, suture, touter, youths, yurt, touted, tubed, tubes, turbo, your, Rube, TB, Tb, outbid, outer, rube, tote, tout, touting, tune, tutu, yore" / .com/watch?v=PTfS6ScTDuQ&feature=related Nothing really more to say: Time of Dying (SasoSaku): http://www.youtubeve, Tobie, stub, youthes, Yettie, route, youth, outre, you'd, Tiber, Tobey, Tybie, fortune, torture, you're, future, jujube, outage, suture, touter, youths, yurt, touted, tubed, tubes, turbo, your, Rube, TB, Tb, outbid, outer, rube, tote, tout, touting, tune, tutu, yore" / .com/watch?v=iO70IZ8skME I really need to stop talking: Sasori x Sakura - Haunting Me: http://www.youtubeve, Tobie, stub, youthes, Yettie, route, youth, outre, you'd, Tiber, Tobey, Tybie, fortune, torture, you're, future, jujube, outage, suture, touter, youths, yurt, touted, tubed, tubes, turbo, your, Rube, TB, Tb, outbid, outer, rube, tote, tout, touting, tune, tutu, yore" / .com/watch?v=jtkilykEyw8 Yes, people, I managed to dig up a very hilarious KisamexSakura video: Kisame is a Believer: http://www.youtubeve, Tobie, stub, youthes, Yettie, route, youth, outre, you'd, Tiber, Tobey, Tybie, fortune, torture, you're, future, jujube, outage, suture, touter, youths, yurt, touted, tubed, tubes, turbo, your, Rube, TB, Tb, outbid, outer, rube, tote, tout, touting, tune, tutu, yore" / .com/watch?v=0u_T2Z88x3s DeidaraxSakura isn't too shabby either. This one's a real killer: DeiSaku-Smooth Criminal: http://www.youtubeve, Tobie, stub, youthes, Yettie, route, youth, outre, you'd, Tiber, Tobey, Tybie, fortune, torture, you're, future, jujube, outage, suture, touter, youths, yurt, touted, tubed, tubes, turbo, your, Rube, TB, Tb, outbid, outer, rube, tote, tout, touting, tune, tutu, yore" / .com/watch?v=p2qO-hJL99Q This one's a neat one as well: They Want To Live For Love ~ DeiSaku ~: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6CVWPJ14G0 OrochimaruxSakura...how I love thee: Let Me Go - Orochimaru/Sakura: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlhxxZPx1z0 Yes, you guessed correctly. There's more: It's Not Me - Orochimaru/Sakura Tribute: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Mk_YXRPt34&feature=related Well, this is my all-time, favorite Naruto pairing: The Death of You - Orochimaru/Sakura: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1JqomnjHwM&feature=related Ah, such a breath of fresh air. What would I ever do without this lovely pairing?: Broken - Orochimaru/Sakura: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5EQKKlC1Gc Lucky for me, these will keep on coming: The Way She Loves Me - Orochimaru/Sakura: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7602-fpRYnc Brawahahaha! There's more: What Have You Done?- Orochimaru/Sakura: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3ppG7vFCJo And it goes on and on and on...: Pretend You Love Me - Orochimaru/Sakura: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z8kPyg3CuQ&NR=1 All hail OroSaku!: Your Hero - Orochimaru/Sakura: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whlxtvyYjsk Yeah, I'm addicted to these pairing. Whatcha going to do about it? I Want You To Know - Orochimaru/Sakura: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deNkqUDhfpw Brawhahahahaha! There's more!: Your Guardian Angel - Orochimaru/Sakura: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVa0LWsHHkY "I came, I saw, I conquered."-Julius Caesar "I'm you're Huckleberry."-Doc Holliday, Tombstone "Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave."-Doc Holliday, Tombstone "Why can't you people just stay on the ground?"-Armus, The Mummy Returns "You can't kill me Victor... I'm already dead."-Dracula, Van Helsing "Do me a favor. I know it's very difficult for you, but please stay right here and try not to do anything stupid." -Captain Jack Sparrow, POTC "Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."-Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. "You will curse the day you did not do...all that the Phantom asked of you!"-Erik/The Phantom, POTO "Your incompetence is becoming most taxing."-Viktor, Underworld "Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."-Captain Jack Sparrow, POTC "Humans...they're so very fragile." -Ephidel, Fire Emblem "To be or not be, that is the question!" -Hamlet, Hamlet "I am no man! (yells)" -Eowyn, Return of the King "Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?" -Legolas, Two Towers "Speak softly and carry a big stick." -Teddy Roosevelt "Why does it smell like wet dog in here?" -Carl, Van Helsing "Pathetic imbecile..." -Ephidel, Fire Emblem "Parseltongue won't save you now, Potter! It only obeys me!" -Tom Riddle, Chamber of Secrets "I killed Harry Potter!"-Neville, Goblet of Fire "I love those moments! I like to wave at them as they pass by."-Captain Jack, Dead Man's Chest "Hell hath no fury like a women scorned." President, X-Men 3 "I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!"-Captain Jack, Dead Man's Chest "Look, an undead monkey!"-Captain Jack, Dean Man's Chest "Did you see those Huns? They popped out the snow, like daisies!"-Mushu, Mulan "Stop me? He invited me. By building his wall he challenged my strength...Well, I'm here to play his game. Go! Tell your emperor to send his strongest armies! I'm ready." -Shan-Yu, Mulan "How many men does it take to deliver a message?" "One."-Shan-Yu and Archer Hun, Mulan "The flowers that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all. You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty."-The Emperor, Mulan "There comes a time when decent men simply roll up their sleeves, raise the black flag, and start slitting throats."-H.L. Mencken "Besides, the little girl will be missing her doll. We should return it to her."-Shan-Yu, Mulan "The taste for gambling, like that for sports, is a kind of feeble-mindedness--maybe even an insanity. It can be justified only by a resort to the most preposterous sophistry. Whenever it has seized a man of any visible talent--for example, Dostoevsky and C. C. Colton--he has ended crazy. It is the silliest of all the vices."-H.L.Menken "The fact that I have no remedy for all the sorrows of the world is no reason for my accepting yours. It simply supports the strong probability that yours is a fake."-H.L. Menken "SPARTANS! Tonight we dine in Hell!"-King Leonidas, 300 "A 1,000 nations of the Persian empire descends upon you! Our arrows will blot out the sun!" "Then we will fight in the shade."-A Persian messenger and Spartan warrior, 300 "Madness...? THIS IS SPARTA!"-King Leonidas, 300 "A new age has began. An age of freedom! And all who know that 300 Spartans gave their last breath to defend it. We will stand and fight...and die!"-King Leonidas, 300 "SPARTANS! This is where we fight! This is where they die!"-King Leonidas, 300 "Before this battle is over the world will know that few stood against many."-King Leonidas, 300 "Got it memorized?"-Axel, Kingdom of Hearts 2 "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"-Inigo, The Princess Bride "You're pissing me off."-Ghost Rider/Johnny Blaze, Ghost Rider "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I have sinned a lot."-Blackheart, Ghost Rider "There's an old saying 'never bring up more devils you can lay down?' My father laid down one too many."-Blackheart, Ghost Rider "I knew you were here. I can smell your fear."-Blackheart, Ghost Rider "The story goes he'll be normal during the day, but at night, in the presence of evil, the Rider takes over."-Caretaker, Ghost Rider "I'm the only one who can walk in both worlds. I'm Ghost Rider."-Johnny Blaze, Ghost Rider "You are alright?" "Yeah, I'm good. I feel like my skull is on fire, but I'm good.".- Caretaker and Johnny Blaze, Ghost Rider "Your Pensive Stare doesn't work on me. I have no soul to burn. Surprise, surprise! Guess the Caretaker forgot to mention that."-Blackheart, Ghost Rider "He sent you to take me back. I don't want to go back. I like it here!"-Blackheart, Ghost Rider "Hey, you're having an affair and I'm chopping the garlic. It's a wacky world!"-Joey, Friends "Hold thy desperate hand! Art thou a man? Thy form cries out thou art! Thy tears are womanish!"-Friar Lawrence, Romeo and Juliet "If love be rough with you then you be rough with love."-Mercutio, Romeo and Juliet "Beware the Ides of March."-Soothsayer, Julius Caesar "Only Spartan women can produce real men."-Queen Gorgo, 300 "Molon lave!" (Come and get them!)-the 300 Spartans "On my wedding night, my mother said to me: 'We Greek women may be lambs in the kitchen, but we're tigers in the bedroom.'"-Marie, My Big Fat Greek Wedding "The man is the head but the women is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants."-Marie, My Big Fat Greek Wedding "How about that. My name is Sawyer too."-Sawyer (or James), LOST "I am Valter, the Moonstone, Grado's finest general. And you're just a corpse who does not know he is dead."-Valter, FE: The Sacred Stones "Such terrible wounds and still he holds to his duty? How entertaining. Fly away, little man. Fly away. Try to outrun death. More time to savor the hunt...and the kill."-Valter, FE: The Sacred Stones "So we meet again. You know me as General Valter, but you will call me the Moonstone. I'll save you worthless dogs from your own incompetence. You'll thank me later."-Valter, FE: The Sacred Stones "Alright, ten bucks! Fork it over. Cough it up. Pay the Piper! Gimme it."-Chandler, Friends "Because it's Richard's son! It's like inviting a Greek tragedy over for dinner."-Rachel, Friends "Hey, you know, Mon, if things work out between you and Richard's son you'll be able to tell your kids that you slept with their grandfather."-Ross, Friends "Fine, judge all you want to. But married a lesbian (points to Ross), left a guy at the alter (points to Rachel), fell in love with a gay ice dancer (points to Pheobe), threw a girl's fake leg in the fire (points to Joey), live in a box (points to Chandler)!"-Monica, Friends "You're a stepping stone, and I'm moving up. Don't take it personally."-Caellach, FE: The Sacred Stones "There's a black boy dead for no reason, and the man responsible for it's dead. Let the dead bury the dead, Mr. Finch. Let the dead bury the dead."-Heck Tate, To Kill A Mockingbird "In the name of God, do your duty."-Atticus Finch, To Kill A Mockingbird "It's (courage) when you know you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what."-Atticus Finch, To Kill A Mockingbird "I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than: to get you into bed."-Ross, Friends "Ew, Lamb Chop. How old is that sock? If I had a sock on my hand for 30 years it be talking too."-Chandler, Friends "So you mean we are going to calm down the most self-absorbed women in the world by sitting around and doing paintings of her while she has a conversation with her own right hand?"-Steve, Coupling "This will not be quick. You will not enjoy this. I am not your queen."-Queen Gorgo, 300 "Who's the bitterest man in the living room? The bitterest man in the living room?"-Chandler, Friends "Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance, make a little love...well, pretty much get down tonight."-Chandler, Friends "But you know you always see these beautiful women with 'nothing' guys? You could be one of those guys."-Pheobe, Friends "Pants and a sweater? Why Mom? Who am I going to meet in a black-out? Power company guys? Elligible looters?"-Monica, Friends "What's messing you up? The wine? The candles? The moonlight?"-Joey, Friends "Oh-no, I'm a fabulous mom. I bought my son his first condums." "...And then he burst into flames."-Mrs. Bing and Chandler, Friends "They're parents. After a certain point, you gotta let go. Even if you know better you got to let them make their own mistakes."-Joey, Friends "Aw, man, in my next life I'm coming back as a toliet brush."-Chandler, Friends "So, it's a typical day work. I'm in putting my numbers and Big All calls me into his office and tells me he wants to make me Processing Supervisor. So...I quit."-Chandler, Friends "Well if you can't talk dirty to me, than you can't talk dirty to her. Now tell me you want to caress my butt!"-Joey, Friends "Well, smack my ass and call my Judy!"-Steve, Friends "Bears overboard! They're drowning! Don't just stand there, call 911. Hey fellows, grab onto a Sugar-Oat. Save yourselves!"-Steve, Friends "Are you sure? Pheobe just threw away two Jacks because they didn't look happy."-Ross, Friends "Hello, kettle, this is Monica. You're black."-Pheobe, Friends "Everything you hear in poker game is pure crap!"-Aunt Iris, Friends "Ooooh, I'm a man. Ooooh, I have a penis. Oooooh, I have to win money to exert my power over women."-Rachel, Friends "No! I'm bluffing! You guys haven't learned crap!"-Aunt Iris, Friends "Damn the jellyfish! Damn all the jellyfish!"-Monica, Friends "I fooled like a cheep hooker who got hit the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face. (sees everyone staring at him funny) ...I'm out."-Joey, Friends "The guy's the Devil. He's Satan in a smock."-Rachel, Friends "This is madness, it's madness I tell you! For the love of God, Monica, don't to it!"-Pheobe, Friends "Oh, c'mon, tell me. I could use another reason why women won't look at me."-Chandler, Friends "I can't believe you two had sex in her dream!" "I'm sorry, it was one-time thing. I was very drunk and it was someone else's subconscious."-Ross and Chandler, Friends "No! Not Barker. That man is dead. It's Todd, now. Sweeney Todd. And he shall have his revenge..."-Sweeney Todd, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street "The years no doubt have changed me sir, but then, I suppose the face of a barber, the face of a prisoner in the dock - is not particularly memorable."-Sweeney Todd, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street "There's a hole on the world like a great black pit and it is filled with people who are filled with shit and the vermin of the world inhabit it."-Sweeney Todd, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street "How about a shave?"-Sweeney Todd, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street "You there, my friend. Come, let me hold you. Now, with a sigh you grow warm in my hand, my friend, my clever friend. Rest now, my friends. Soon I'll unfold you. Soon you'll know splendors you never have dreamed all your days, my lucky friends. Till now your shine was merely silver. Friends you shall drip rubies... You'll soon drip precious rubies..."-Sweeney Todd, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street "Alright! You sir, you sir, how about a shave? Come and visit your good friend Sweeney. You sir, you sir? Welcome to the grave. I will have vengenance. I will have salvation. Who sir, you sir? No one in the chair, come on! Come on! Sweeney's waiting. I want you bleeders. You sir - anybody. Gentlemen don't be shy! Not one man, no, no ten men. Not a hundred can assuage me - I will have you! And I will get him back even as he gloats. In the meantime I'll practice on dishonorable throats."-Sweeney Todd, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street "They all deserve to die. Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett, tell you why. Because in all of the whole human race, Mrs Lovett, there are two kinds of men and only two. There's the one they put in his proper place and the one with his foot in the other one's face. Look at me, Mrs Lovett, look at you. Now we all deserve to die. Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett, tell you why. Because the lives of the wicked should be made brief. For the rest of us death will be a relief. We all deserve to die."-Sweeney Todd, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street "Let me see if I have this right. 'Gawain, the noble and chilvalrous knight of Arthur. A king's champion, his prowess with women was unsurpassed.' That is you, is it not?" "Yes, and according to that book, you're an old, bald man."-Merlin and Gawain, Lords of Avalon: Sword Of Darkness “Who gave her our phone number?” “Okay, well, who had the motive? Was it the actor (motions to Joey)? The chef (motions to Monica)? The masseuse (motions to herself)? …Or was it the guy who is dating her?”-Rachel and Pheobe, Friends "You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half pure evil!"-Ross, Friends Ross: Oh, really? Well, I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City. "(watches sumo wrestling) Ironically, these are the guys who were picked last in gym."-Ross, Friends (Monica knocks) "Rach, I can sense when women are depressed and vunerable. It's one of my gifts."-Joey, Friends "I guess I should have known... we'd be out somewhere, and a beautiful woman would go by, and Carol would go, 'Ross, look at her.' And I'd think, 'My wife is cool.'"-Ross, Friends (Ross is newly divorced from his lesbian wife) "How you doin'?"-Joey, Friends "C'mon, you're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie. It's cheating on Rachel in her house of worship."-Chandler, Friends "Why, yes, Ross. Pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia."-Chandler, Friends "She is so bad that she makes me want to put my fingers through my eyes and swirl my brain around."-Terry, Friends "Ducks is heads because...ducks have heads!" "What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?"-Joey and Chandler, Friends "Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him, he got you to say he never has to call you again and he got you thinking this is a great idea? This man is my God!"-Joey, Friends "Go for it man. Jump off the high dive. Stare down the barrel of a gun. Pee in the wind!" "Joe, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'll be peeing every which way."-Joey and Chandler, Friends "Dude, I totally understand. Usually when I have baby with a woman I like to slow things down!"-Joey, Friends "If you hadn't just had a baby with my best friend I swear to Lucifer a rabid dog would be feasting on your danglers right now."-Phoebe, Friends "All I'm saying is that Joey and Charlie don't have anything in common." "I don't know, they seemed to have a shared interest in each other's tonsils."-Rachel and Ross, Friends "I get home and I see Julie's sailing solution on my nighttable and I'm thinking to myself: Oh my God, what the hell am I doing?! I mean, here I am with Julie, this incrediable, great woman who I care about and who cares about me and I'm like what, just going to throw all that away?" "You got all that from sailing solution?"-Ross and Joey, Friends "Has it never occured to you to be kind to the very thing that is keeping you from falling to the ground?" "Blaise would never drop us." "How do you know?" "Because the fall wouldn't kill my king. It would only make him angry, and then he would nail my scaly hide to his wall as a trophy."-Seren, Kerrigan, and Blaise (Order: Seren, Kerrigan, Seren, Blaise), Lords of Avalon: Sword of Darkness "Merlin will kill us if we don't return with her." "You and your bright ideas. I swear, Gawain, I should have strangled you at birth. 'We'll tell just her who we are and she'll come with us willingly. No problem.' Damn you for the stupidity. I should have left your rank ass in the twenty-first century instead of bringing you home." "I wish you had. I certainly prefer it to this. Not that it matters. What was your bright idea to get her away from Morgan? Huh? You didn't have one at all, did you, Brother Intellect?"-Gawain and Agravain, Lords of Avalon: Sword of Darkness "Chasity. You had to pick that one, huh?"-Elaine, Lords of Avalon: Sword of Darkness "What happened to make you so cynical?" "Life, my lady. Sooner or later, it destroys the potential in us all. As we strive like ants dancing to the command of our queen, it passess us by while we dream of a better place and time. Then one day all too soon, you awaken to find yourself old and shriveled, still working for others while you have nothing left but memories of work and suffering. Your potential gone, it leaves nothing in its wake. Nothing but hatred and bitterness to accompany you to your grave. You may take your potential if it comforts you. But I know the truth."-Seren and Kerrigan, Lords of Avalon: Sword of Darkness "I used to enjoy being evil. It wears thin, doesn't it?" "Not really. Better than being good. At least the people here are far more entertaining. You never know when one of them is going to run you in the back, trying to kill you...well, for me that's true. They're damnded to scared of you to try it. Maybe that's part of your problem, my king. You've made them too scared of you. But either way, god guys never fight dirty. You always know what expect from them."-Kerrigan and Blaise, Lords of Avalon: Sword of Darkness "Why do I have a feeling that you are about to do something stupid?" "Most likely because I am about to do something stupid." "And is there a particular reason for this act of stupidity?" "Not really." "Well in that case, I shall guard her zealously rather than join you in said stupidity, as I try my best to always avoid such moments."-Blaise and Kerrigan, Lords of Avalon: Sword of Darkness "Is there anything I can get you, my lord?" "A Tylenol would be great."-Seren and Kerrigan, Lords of Avalon: Sword of Darkness "They're not hellspawns, they're my children!"-Alana, Celtic Aurora's Intrusive Dusk "It says that pretty pink haired girls should make hot sexy love to me."-Madara, Vesper chan's Voyager en sécurité “You mean you won’t be able to play?” “Of course I can play! It’s been ever so long since I watched the life leave someone’s eyes.”-Ephidel and Me, lockheedelektra's Triple Entente "If that doesn’t finish him off, use your magic on him. But not Fire,” “Aww, but whyyyyy?” “Because he’s obviously got some resistance to Fire! Use Thunder instead!” "But it’s not fun! There’s not that comforting warmth that makes me feel so special!” “Fine then. You can get roasted to extra-crispy in this comforting warmth of yours. Then you’ll be Special #4.” “So long as I’m kosher! IN AMERICA!!”-Zac and Dodds, lockheedelektra's Triple Entente “Thunder, please forgive me! I deeply regret forsaking the power you proffered to me! GRANT ME YOUR STRENGTH!!” Dear God, I hope you never get Bolting. I need new friends…”-Dodds and Zac, lockheedelektra's Triple Entente “So… how far did ya get? Third base? Am I right?”-Raquel, lockheedelektra's Triple Entente “So what did they request of you?” “They want me to go back to Nergal’s lair and retrieve some artifact that the old curmudgeon had. Ridiculous.” “Hm. They want me to assassinate someone again.” “Oh, life is so hard for you.” “Hey, the sarcasm is my gig!” “You’ve rubbed off on me. More than I’m comfortable with, actually.” “Anytime, Ephy! Anytime.” “Don’t call me that.”-Me and Ephidel, lockheedelektra's Triple Entente “Grr! I’m a vampire!” “Right. And I’m Frankenstein.” “Really? I have to say, the resemblance is striking!”-Me and Jackson lockheedelektra's Triple Entente “I am the darkness, you fool!”-Me, lockheedelektra's Triple Entente “Awww, does ickle Ephy need an Advil?” “I told you to never call me that.” “What’s wrong, Ephy-kuuuuuun?” “I am aware that we are supposed to be ‘the bad guys’, but you are just pure evil, Darian.”-Me and Ephidel, lockheedelektra's Triple Entente “AVERT YOUR EYES!!”-Maddie, lockheedelektra's Triple Entente “You’ve got some blood on your hair, you know.” “Pshh. Whatever can you mean? I just dipped my hair in wine.” "Right. The Court Cards will throw a fit if you’re not back by morning. Are you sure you’ve got enough time to wash out that… wine?” “Not to worry. With you as my faithful steed, I’ve got all the time in the world!” “I am not your steed, Darian.” “Ah, so you’re my bitch, then?” “NO.” “How about Trogdor, then?” “For heaven’s sake, I thought you gave that up a week ago!”-Ephidel and me, lockheedelektra's Triple Entente “Hey Maddie, is that your variation on the Cha-Cha Slide?” “Shut up and get back to killing people, Raquel!”-Raquel and Maddie, lockheedelektra's Triple Entente “My money’s on the guy with horns! Go, Satan Man!”-Raquel, lockheedelektra's Triple Entente “Just who died and made you God, huh? You don’t have the right to tell them who they can and can’t be with!”-Angel, lockheedelektra's Triple Entente “But you know, I don’t care how hot you are. You’re going down, little man!”-Angel, lockheedelektra's Triple Entente "LISTEN UP, YOU PATHETIC EXCUSES FOR AN EXISTENCE!! YOU’D BETTER PRAY TO YOUR IMPOTENT GOD, BECAUSE I AM COMING TO RIP YOUR HEART OUT AND EAT IT IN FRONT OF YOU!!” “Darian and I had heard the Face Cards talk of an auxiliary army such as this one.” “—AND THEN I SHALL USE YOUR RIBS TO BASH YOUR SKULLS IN A PERCUSSIVE CHORUS—” “The way the Face Cards spoke of them, however, made them seem not only terribly weak but also abhorrently cowardly…” “—AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT I’LL DO WITH YOUR SPLEEN?!—” “… So we both agreed that a tactic like this would be most beneficial in giving us an advantage over their large numbers.” “—THEN I’LL GRIND YOU ALL INTO MEAT PIES AND FEED YOU TO THE HELLHOUNDS IN MY BACKYARD!! NOW RUN TO YOUR DEMISE, FOOLS!!”-Me and Ephidel (he is talking to Maddie), lockheedelektra's Triple Entente "Keep your eyes on me, ladies. Cheap parlor tricks are extremely erotic."-Duke Deblin, Yugioh the abridged series "Your mother plays card games in hell!"-Possesed Teddy Bear, Yugioh the abridged series "You'll be the first to die."-Possesed Teddy Bear, Yugioh the abridged series "Holy (beep) on a sandwich with (beep) on top! And a side helping of (beep)!"-Tristan, Yugioh the abridged series "It's the truth! The voices in my head tell me so. Isn't that right, Teddy?" "Hail Satan!"-Rebecca and Possesed Teddy Bear, Yugioh the abridged series "What are the odds his balls will explode?"-Parker, Leverage "Where's Joey?" "Joey ate my last stick of gum so I killed him. (Monica gives him a look) And you think that would be wrong?"-Monica and Chandler, Friends "You're not finished with her." "Our children will be smart and beautiful." "And imaginary."-Sheldon and Leonard, The Big Bang Theory "Oh Gravity! Thou art a heartless bitch."-Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory "At this point I should inform you that I intend to form my own team and destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together and reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears." "Thanks for the heads up." "You're welcome. ...One more thing." "Yes?" "It's on, bitch."-Sheldon and Leonard, The Big Bang Theory "For what it's worth, my mother says that when we decieve for personal gain, we make Jesus cry."-Sheldon. The Big Bang Theory More favorite quotes shall be updated soon. And remember what Moody always says... "CONSTANT VIGILANCE!" 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Sunstar Kitsune, Insane Slytherin, Nameless Heretic, My PenName is . . . , Twilight L. Xari, Caellach Tiger Eye, SpeedDemon315, If you've ever been called weird and taken that as a compliment, copy this into your profile. If you have been called a bitch and took it as a compliment, copy this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off (at Abercrombie and Fitch, not at the other 92 percent). Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! (THIS IS THE ANTI-STEREOTYPE SECTION, IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST THESE COMMON MISCONCEPTIONS, PASTE IT ON YOUR PROFILE!) --Goths MUST worship Satan because they wear black--(you don't know how many times I received such bigotry from some people) --people who like anime MUST be nerds-- --All blonds MUST be stupid--(this is one of my biggest pet peeves...) --people who like vampires MUST be insane-- AND HERE'S THE MORAL OF STEREOTYPES: LET THEM ALL FREAKING DIE! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here. If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music", and that rappers are wanna-be's who are getting paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile. I think that the Phantom of the Opera doesn't deserve to have people hate him. I think his voice is like an angel's. If you would be the one to love the Phantom forever, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Christine should be slapped upside her head for choosing Raoul over the Phantom(who we all know is clearly the better choice), copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a hard-nosed, conservative, Republican-type person with little time for wishy-washy, feel-good nonsense, copy and paste this into your profile. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. If you're writing a novel or book that ISN'T fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a perfectionist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this in your profile. If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you carry around a dictionary and/or a thesaurus and are proud of it, copy and past this to your profile. LOGOMANIACS UNITE! If you think Tuomas Holopainen is the most amazing lyricist and sexiest keyboard player you've ever seen, copy and paste this into your profile. If you became a lycan supporter after Rise of the Lycans, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Lucian is completely and totally bad-ass super special awesome, copy and paste this into your profile.
Pairings I like: Naruto: SakuraXOrochimaru (My biggest obsession. Seriously, I beginning to think getting them together is one of my main goals...) SakuraXItachi (Typical but I like it. It's possible!) SakuraXKisame (Pretty possible. I mean, Kisame rocks my socks as well. And his sword...that's a wonderful piece of work, right there! A chakra-feeding sword? How resourceful and clever is that?) SakuraXSasori (I always believed they should have gotten together. They make one awesome couple.) SakuraXGaara (I just think it's cute. They too would be a good couple.) SakuraXNeji (Again, I enjoy this one. Opposites attract!) SakuraXDeidara (Deidara is just a fun-loving guy. These two would get along perfectly!) SakuraXNaruto (XD Yeah, it's an usual pairing like SakuraXItachi but it is still cute. They were meant for each other. Then again, Sakura can be meant for a lot of guys...) SakuraXKakashi (Hey, she is his ex-student now so it's very possible it could happen!) SakuraXKabuto (Medic power!) SakuraXGenma (One very intriguing couple. Genma needs someone with a firm backbone to keep him in line.) SakuraXShikamaru (So not troublesome for Shikamaru! Beware their intelligence!) SakuraXHaku (I dunno, I just enjoy this one. It's sweet and fulfilling in its own way.) SakuraXZabuza (Even he needs some lovin'. This would be such a wicked paring.) SakuraXShino (It's a well-known fact that bugs are attracted to blossoms.) SakuraXKiba (Just picture it, okay? It's quite a lovable scene right there.) SakuraXZaku (She can shed some light in that bleak life of his and he can offer her strength to move on.) SakuraXYondaime (I know, I know, he's 'probably' Naruto's dad but this pairing is too darn cool! I simply love it!) SakuraXObito (Even the dead should be allowed to have some love. That's why you have me, a necromancer, to solve the 'Obito is deceased' problem. Though there is some discussion that he's Tobi...) SakuraXHidan (C'mon, Hidan's the man! Plus, I absolutely adore his weapon; it's so grand!) SakuraXLee (Yeah, so what about his hairdo and eyebrows! Since when does appearances matter? It's all about the heart, people!) SakuraXTobi (Heh, just found this pairing quite adorable. And I just discovered that Tobi's true identity is Uchiha Madara-whoever that is!) SakuraXZetsu (Shoot me, I don't care if it's a crack pairing or not, the pairing is really neat.) SakuraXKyuubi (Don't ask. I just do.) SakuraXShukaku (Same reason for pairing above.) SakuraXPein (He's quite a mysterious fellow, ja? Basically, I like Sakura with any member of the Akatsuki, except Konan. I do not support Yuri or Yaoi for that matter.) SakuraXSuigetsu (Exotic, exotic, exotic, need I say more? I know this and majority of these pairings are implausible but you know what, they're still fun!) SakuraXIruka (...I always thought this was intriguing. But that's just me.) SakuraXKimimaro (Two words: KICK ASS.) SakuraXKidomaru (Heh heh heh...because I can and it will be fun to write about. Didn't I tell you all that I like unique, exotic, 'crack' pairings and such?) SakuraXSakon/Ukon (Brotherly quarrel over Sakura -snickers-. How amusing. I like putting Sakura together with Oto ninja-in case you haven't conjectured that already- because it just too damn cool to describe!) SakuraXSai (Do I have to elaborate on this one? I believe it is slightly obvious.) SakuraXIbiki (Please, please, save your outrage for someone else. I won't be listening to it.) SakuraXIdate (Idate? Some of you might ask. He's a sort of main character in one of those filler episodes. Quite intelligent, I can see him and Sakura establishing some sort of a relationship.) InoXNaruto (Thanks to backlash symphony, I'm hooked to it.) InoXDeidara (Not just because they look similar, it's personality-wise as well. Can't you just imagine Ino yelling at him and Deidara smirking and saying "Yeah,"?) InoXNeji (A truly exotic pairing that's well worth it.) InoXShikamaru (An usual paring but I still like it.) InoXChoji (They look great together. 'Nough said.) InoXGenma (Those two were made for each other. Seriously.) InoXZetsu (UchihaSakura-always had it in one of her stories I was reading and after explaining why she picked it I thought, 'Hey, you know, it just might work.') TenTenXLee (Again, those two are great together.) TenTenXDeidara (You'll have to read Infatuated-Simplicity's A Gift of Life-it's NejiXSakura by the way-to understand why.) HinataXKiba (Perfect couple. Like this one better than NarutoXHinata.) HinataXShino (It's cute, they carry similar traits.) HinataXChoji (I think they go rather well together.) TemariXShikamaru (I really don't have to explain myself to this one, correct?) TemariXGenma (I thought about it and said, "Well, why not?") Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones SelenaXCaellach (How can you not see this one? It's like a classic.) SelenaXValter (BEST PAIRING IN TSS! I am "suffering" from a monstrous, adamant epidemic of this couple. It appears I am irrevocably obsessed with this pairing-I can't get enough of it. Probably due to the fact Valter and Selena are two of some of my all-time favorite characters in TSS. It's more fun this way-they'll have a huge foundation to develop. Hate turns into alliance that turns into love...heh heh heh... I like to call this pairing the "Beauty and the Beast shipping".) CormagXNatasha (Uh, I just do, okay?) CormagXTana (Same answer for pairing above.) JoshuaXNatasha (It could work. Replaying the game over and over can do this to you.) JoshuaXMarisa (I don't feel the need to justify myself for this one.) MarisaXGerik (Are you bloody blind! How can you deny this one? It's ripe for the picking!) EirikaXSeth (Same situation with very first pairing-SelenaXCaellach. The only reason it's not so blatantly obvious is that Seth is in denial and Eirika is just plain confused and naive.) EirikaXInnes (Yeah, this one is a given.) LyonXEirika (I did wish these two had gotten together at the end of the game but sadly, you can't marry a corpse.) ValterXAmelia (This just came out of nowhere and hit me while I was asleep. So now I adopt a new code for Valter and his relationship with females: if it's not Selena, Zecilys (my OC), or any other OC, then he goes to Amelia. Sorry, I'm addicted to unusual pairings such as these.) ValterXMarisa (If it's not Amelia, than it's to Marisa. I just found this pairing so exotic and both of their enemies fear them, so it could work. It will just take time and patience.) CaellachXMarisa (Eh, leave me alone.) CaellachXAmelia (Don't want to hear it. SECOND BEST PAIRING IN TSS! I dub it the "Grado Heroes shipping".) EphraimXL'Arachel (They can work it out. Ephraim can tolerate her somewhat and their strengths override each other's weaknesses.) RennacXL'Arachel (It's bloody hilarious but perfect! They can be the funniest couple in TSS.) KnollXNatasha (They're compatible enough to work together, I see no fault in this one.) Fire Emblem JaffarXNino (You absolutely DO NOT mess with this. They were meant to be. That's final. None of this ErkXNino or JaffarXwith someone else crap.) FlorinaXHector (I don't really have explain this one, do I?) FlorinaXKent (He's not the one to scare her quite easily, so it can work.) FlorinaXLloyd (Leave me alone, I've grown rather attached to it.) FlorinaXEphidel (Unexpected, ja? I believe both of them can afford to undergo some...changes.) FlorinaXHeath (It's so charming. I would like to thank Wyrmseeker's story, Plummet, for stimulating me to be intrigued with this pairing.) LynXKent (I always thought it was rather endearing. Plus, it kicks arse.) LynXSain (Heh, it's completely comical with Sain in the picture. It appears implausible but that is the beauty of it.) LynXRath (Same response for FlorinaXHector.) LynXEliwood (See response above.) LynXEphidel (I'm a little iffy on it yet it's intriguing enough.) EliwoodXNinain (Again, see response before the pairing above this one.) HeathXPriscilla (Reminds me of the CormagXTana pairing a bit. They seem to work fairly compatible together.) HeathXVaida (Yeah, those two would be great together. I don't need to explain myself on this one too, ja?) LinusXSerra (I came up with this one after a few moments of contemplation and could not stop chuckling for a bit. Think about it, they are both "crazy" so let's pair the two "crazies" up together, shall we?) KarelXSerra (IVIaedhros got me hooked onto this pairing. When I think about it, they're wonderful together!) MatthewXSerra (-laughs- Oh yes, they would make such an interesting couple. It's kind of cute, when you think about it. I thank Lzn64 for intriguing me into this couplet.) OswinXSerra (EPIC WIN! Oswin is one of the very few males out there who can tolerate her tongue and behavior and furthermore, they're a dear together.) LuciusXVaida (Again, I wholly thank IVIaedhros for getting me intrigued with this couple. Like I said before, opposites attract and I believe this pairing can work very sufficiently.) Kingdom of Hearts NamineXAxel (Shoot me if you want to but I like this pairing very much. Their opposite characteristics can connect together quite well.) NamineXMarluxia (Look at reason above.) Harry Potter HermioneXHarry (I don't care what people say, they should have gotten together in Book 6: HBP! They're bloody perfect for each other!) HermioneXDraco (Ah, forbidden love can be quite...enticing and more exciting, don't yah think?) HermioneXLucius (Like father, like son. This is my guilty pleasure, I simply can't seem to resist it.) HermioneXSeverus (I adore this one to tears, they have so much potential together.) HermioneXTom Riddle (Don't kill me, it'd be a great time-traveling fic!) HermioneXBlaise (Quite exotic and appealing, if you ask me.) LunaXDraco (This one compels me for some reason. They can be matched quite nicely if they're together and plus, it can be quite comical.) LunaXHarry (Uh, yeah. I believe it can work, they have been subjected to many trials together and both know what death is like.) The Patriot TavingtonXMargaret (Just don't ask. Really, don't ask, you're not going get a real, precise answer. My love for this pairing is ineffable.) Lord of the Rings EowynXLegolas (Hey, I have nothing against EowynXFaramir but Eowyn is my favorite warrior maiden and Legolas is my favorite character/elf so...I like putting my two favorite characters together. Plus, the notion sounds so enthralling!) EowynXFaramir (I thought they were rather endearing. They're quite compatible for each other.) EowynXGrima (Before you all freak out, let me explain. In order for this to wholly work in my eyes, Grima's is going to have to undergo some major redemption. Killing Sarumon isn't going to fully cut it. It's a start but he needs to perform more selfless deeds. He'll also have to display august valor out there because I absolutely refuse to pair Eowyn up with a craven. All in all, it's an appealing pairing but some furnishing is in order. I'm not saying mold Grima into a little teddy bear inside. Good Lord, no. Simply add a pinch of integrity into his personae. It can be done. ...Just don't overdo it.) Lords of Avalon series KerriganXSeren (You cannot deny this irrefutably awesome pairing; they were meant to be. It may be canon but it's one of the very few canon pairings I will support tenaciously.) GarafynXElaine (Those two bicker like an odd couple it's hilarious. They really ought to be together in my not-so-humble opinion.) VarianXMerewyn (They are so perfect and right for each other, they suit each other just like Kerrigan and Seren.) BlaiseXOC (Blaise needs a girl! He's so hilarious and caring that he needs somebody to love!) Charmed LeoXPiper (An evident duh. I don't have to explain this one) ColeXPhoebe (They were so perfect together! Coop/Cupe--however you spell is name--was okay but no one can top Cole! He never should have been vanquished, he should have been with her forever just like with Leo and Piper.) KyleXPaige (Remember Agent Brody? The one who was killed by one of the Avatars? Yeah, in my eyes, he was the one for Paige. As you can see, Season 8 displeased me with the pairings for Paige and Pheobe. Kyle was great, why did they have to kill him off? He was brought back as a white-lighter, he and Paige definitely still could have been together.) ChrisXBillie (My favorite characters besides Cole! They really would be awesome and so kick-arse together. My only question is why there hasn't been many pairings of these two but then again, in the view of some, it's rather unusual. All the better for me, I say. XD) Head in the Clouds GuyXGilda (They really seemed great for each other, I'll admit. Guy completely loved her and in her heart, Gilda loved him back, even though she never truly expressed it in the way he did or all the time but there definitely was love there.) FransXGilda (I'm sorry people but Frans was just so sweet and endearing to her that it's a heartbreaker that she told him she didn't love him back--and he was risking his life in going back to her! I know Gilda and Guy are suppose to be together yet this pairing wins me over a bit more. I hold a special spot for Frans; he was a really nice guy despite the fact he was a Nazi/German officer.) GuyXMia (They really would have been cute together if she hadn't died or Guy would have fallen in love with her as deeply as he was for Gilda.) The Big Bang Theory LeonardXPenny (For the love of God people this should be so obvious! Leonard is so totally into Penny and Penny definitely prefers him over Sheldon! Plus, Sheldon isn't the type of guy to engage in such relationships--he did say he'll be repulsed by them in one episode--and he drives Penny crazy half the time. Penny and Leonard just make more sense, they have gone out together once and seem to be well-suited for each other. Have I made my point or do I need to go into further detail about how irrational and ridiculous SheldonXPenny is?) Van Helsing Roleplays: Van Helsing RPG: Separate Scenes and Seperate Scenes II: Blood Legacy EgilXCatherine (After a little discussion with Celtic Aurora I decided to put this fabulous pairing on my profile even though it's a part of a Van Helsing RPG but it's still remotely related to Van Helsing. Egil is my character while Catherine belongs to Celtic Aurora. Info about this particular RPG can be found here: http://www.fanfiction.net/topic/25195/1599994/1/. PM or e-mail us if you want for information about our characters.) RolfXSatine (In their sorrow, they found each other. It's a cute pairing. Rolf is mine while Satine belongs to Trinity Le Faye.) ArnaudXGabriele (They are so soulmatesm, both of them have been unlucky in love and Arnaud really treats Gabriele right. Arnaud is vamplady's and Gabi's mine. Nuff said.) ErikXShaelyn (Okay, so Erik the Phantom isn't mine but I play as him! And Shaelyn is Celtic Aurora's character.) MorfranXAlexandra (Morfran is my dark, brooding assassin and his werewolf warrior of a princess belongs to Celtic Aurora.) Van Helsing RPG: The Dawn RolfXNickelia (Haha, I present you another Van Helsing RPG pairing! Rolf belongs to me while Celtic Aurora rightfully owns Nickelia. I seem to be supplying the males in every pairing...heh, oh well. -smirks- Info about this RPG here: http://www.fanfiction.net/topic/25195/3821404/1/. PM or e-mail us if you want for information about our characters.) KalanXSigrid (Again, Sigrid is mine and Kalan belongs to The-Sapphire-Pheonix. A bad boy with an anti-heroine/sort of good girl. XD) EgilXIllenka (Ah, both of them have scars for each other to heal. They know how to be there for each other. Egil-me, Illenka-vamplady101.) AlanaXThanatos (Who said evil can't love? These two sure do! Thanatos is my darling necromancer while Alana is Celtic Aurora's.) EdwardXCatherine (At long last, they are together! Those two are so endearing, you can feel the love radiating off them. Edward is mine while Catherine, as you know it, is Celtic Aurora's.) Van Helsing RPG: Dawn Revolution MichaelXIsolade (They'll be so adorable together, both are quite outgoing and are unique hybrids. Michael just needs to watch out for meddlesome, licentious Xavier. Michael belongs to Celtic Aurora while I am the owner of Isolade.) KonstantinXSigridXKalan (Kalan refuses to let her go, his love for Sigrid is just too strong. Now, Sigrid is perfectly content with her new husband but the war can create some rifts and issues along the way... You know who owns Kalan and Sigrid but the ever so dashing and attractive Konstantin is property of vamplady101.) CinaedXLucy (What happens when you put a wrathful, bitter priest who hates all vampires and whatnot and a leader of vampire coven together? Well, trouble, of course. But after some heavy battling, it'll be quite intriguing to see how these two come together at last. Cinaed is all mine while Lucy is property of Celtic Aurora.) KolyaXBronwyn (This one will be a love of many struggles. Honestly, when Kyola's of the working class and Bronwyn's of the higher ends of society, you really can't expect their relationship to be rosy and full of rainbows and butterflies, right? Plus, it's funner this way. There'll be a lot of going back and forth--like the 2004 film of "North and South" for those who've seen it--but in the end, all will be well. Kyola belongs to vamplady101 and I am the owner of Bronwyn.) DavidXThora (We have found David's female counterpart! Two peas in a pod, two birds of a feather...I could go on. Hehe, it's going to quite an entertainment to bring these two philanders together! David is all mine and Thora is property of vamplady101.) WillXValeska (This is going to be one interesting couple! While Will is trying to keep Sebastian and Daciana apart, Valeska is going eventually get out of her shell and tell him off. Of course, somehow, some way, they'll eventually fall in love. Will belongs to The-Sapphire-Phoenix and Valeska is mine.) EphidelXGabriella (Hah, this is perfect example of irony for you kiddies! From a prank gone wrong, these two will end up falling head over heels in love with each other! Hilarous, ja? Ephidel is all mine while Gabriella is owned by Celtic Aurora.) YakimXTatiana (Here's another lovely example of opposites attract! Tati is sweet and innocent one while Yakim is rough-around-the-edges, severe, and a tad bit tempermental. Yakim belongs to me and Tatiana is the property of vamplady101.) Van Helsing Roleplay: The Vampire League: The Next Generation KeiranXTinuviel (Ah, one of those classical friendships where both buddies dig each other but are too afraid to confess their love because they don't think the love will be recipricated and Keiran doesn't want to become his father and hurt Tinuviel. But they'll make it through... Keiran belongs to Celtic Aurora while Tinuviel is all mine.) HieronymusXGabriella (Aren't they just simply darling? When you have a rake winning the heart of Van Helsing's daughter and falling in love in the process as well, there's bound to be some action involved. I own Heironymus and Celtic Aurora stakes claims on Gabriella.) GarethXBerthe (I must say, this is cuteness with a capital C! And they prove that ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony. Gareth-mine, Berthe-vamplady101.) EthanXAliria (Haha, two little flirts for each other! Definite soulmates I tell you, they're the humor and life of the party. Casanova Ethan belongs to me and Aliria is owned by Celtic Aurora.) CorvinXLivia (A demon and assassin--who could ask for more? They have alike minds, I tell you. Livia is property of Celtic Aurora and Corvin is mine.) DanteXFleur (At first there's a little explosion of the opposites but then they attract! Fleur, in the end, can't resist her future man. Dante-Celtic Aurora, Fleur-me.) AbrahamXAureliaXAce (It's the Triple A pairing! Who will she chose? Will it be her childhood, bookworm compaion, Abraham or the mysterious, alluring, and chaming Ace? Dun, dun, dun! Abraham and Ace are owned via vamplady101 and Aurelia belongs to me.) DavidXCordelia (Finally, my renowned womanizer has his eyes set on a girl! The sister of the man who, er, violated his second cousin Danica but Cordelia isn't exactly on best terms with her older brother Werner. But this is going to be an interesting couple for sure. She's cool and withdrawn while he's utterly charming and sociable. David-me, Cordelia-vamplady101.) HectorXMarisol (Both have felt the sting of love and therefore, it's them who will mend the cracks in each other's heats. They're pretty bitter and jaded--just like Celtic Aurora said--about love so they can certainly cross that path towards romance together. Hector is mine while Celtic Aurora owns Marisol.) CiaranXDanica (Well, Danica's Love Square is pretty huge so I decided to divide them up. This two are really adorable together, he really knows how to make her feel well and stir some passion into her despite all she's been through and will soon undergo. You can really feel the chemistry vibe from them. Ciaran-vamplady101 and Danica-me.) NapoleonXDanica (They've been childhood friends since the very beginning and for a few years have been smitten towards each other. Their feelings have been growing but Danica isn't sure who she loves more... Both characters are mine.) WernerXDanica (Pretty much the darkest, most twisted pairing out there. They loathe each other guts but must marry under some special circumstances. Of course, Werner doesn't care if she's off with his best pal Ciaran or Napoleon for that matter but times might change and he could come, should we say, darkly possessive. Werner is property of vamplady101 and you know Danica is mine.) More later... Stories Already Out BLOOD, MOON, AND WAR-Deleted Son of the Devil, Meet the Daughter of Your Enemy-Complete (I made a character theme video for this story. If you have the time and are intrigued, check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pSSoWLiqnc) REQUIEMS-Complete Wild Justice-In progress (once titled Justice and Revenge) Till Death Due Us Apart-Complete Bringing Back What's Dead-Complete (sequel to Till Death Due Us Apart) Clandestine Coalesce-Complete (Received First Place in Elli Cole's challenge) You Are Mine, Forever Mine-Complete Five Sensations For You-Complete My Damned Soul Needs Fire, My Damsel Breaths Fire-Complete The Beauty of Us Two-Complete Ace in the Hole-In progress Stop And Say You Love Me- Complete
Manger of: Star-Crossed Passion Category: Fire Emblem Description: Exotic or rare pairings featuring in any of the FE games. A place where action and adventure is always around and love affects all, including the 'villains'. No slash, yuri, or yaoi. Notes: This C2 was born after seeing a few Naruto C2s featuring rare, non-canon, or 'crack' pairings hence, I opt the notion for Fire Emblem to have one of those. Heh, you might want to check it out if you're interested in a different variety of pairings that you really don't see on a daily, regular basis. (If you would like to join, just PM me.) Staff of: Sakura Harem Category: Naruto Description: A community where Sakura is loved by any number of men, whoever they may be. Only Sakura centered stories and no Yuri, please. Crack welcomed. Staff welcomed. Staff of: HARU no SAKURA: The Spring of the Cherry Blossom Category: Naruto Description: This long-awaited C2 focuses on stories whose main character is Sakura Haruno: kunoichi, Leaf ninja, medic-in-training, and apprentice to the Fifth Hokage; whether she stars in a tiny drabble, a short story, or an epic adventure. This community contains only the best of decent and/or high quality writing (this includes grammar, character and plot development), which will be observed by the manager and/or staff prior to posting. Het and Yuri pairings are accepted. Upcoming Stories Naruto: Experimental Value Summary: There is more than what meets the eye behind those silver bangs and the sinister gleam of his glasses. Maybe that’s why she fell for him. (KabutoxSakura) The Tale of the Snake Lord and His Lady Summary: AU Dismayed by their daughter’s reluctance to wed, King Jiraiya and Queen Tsunade lock Sakura up in a tower so only “the bravest” can marry her. Taking matters into her own hands, headstrong Sakura escapes and pursues a life far from the palace walls…leading straight into the home of her parents’ greatest foe, Orochimaru. (SakuraxOrochimaru) Van Helsing: Blood By Three Summary: Verona, Marishka, and Aleera. We mostly know them as the three brides of the notorious Count Dracula. What were these three ladies like before Dracula entered their lives and transformed them into of living dead? Three very different brides, three extremely different backgrounds. Threeshot. Main Pairings: DraculaXBrides Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones: A Daughter’s Love Summary: As Selena’s daughter, life can be quite perplexing and cumbersome for Rowan, who never truly knew her father. Growing up in a healing and convoluted land she is endlessly faced with scathing comments of her father, her mother, and their “scandalous” relationship. Her world completely turns upside down when her mother is asked to join an upcoming war in which leads to outright refusal and the deadly consequences to come. After witnessing her mother subconsciously experiences her father’s death once more, Rowan decides to take matters into her hands. Her plan ends up becoming larger than life when she steps into a time portal and is thrust into the time where her mother, Selena, and her enigmatic father first met. Will Rowan’s appearance save her parents’ love or will her meddling be the indirect factor of its demise? (SelenaxValter) -Potential Sequel (not 100 percent sure, depends on how the story ends)- Minor Pairings: CaellachXAmelia (You should have seen that one coming) Just Like Them Summary: He was burdened by family duties, forced to bend and shape himself to their expectations and desires. Living in terrible conditions she joins a gang that pressures her to commit unspeakable acts. People tried to mold them as they envisioned but now, enough is enough. Valter runs away from home and joins the Grado Imperial Army to live out his own life while Selena defects from the gang and trains herself to be a formidable mage knight. (Valter and Selena centric) -Sequel: Just Like You- Main Pairings: Slight ValterXSelena Stranded Summary: Valter and Selena have never been on good terms. The secluded friction between them is overwhelming, nearly suffocating. So what will happen when these two generals are not only paired up together on a mission but also become stranded on island in beginning of their sea voyage? Will both of them get out alive? (SelenaxValter) Beauty and the Beast Summary: We all know the story of Beauty and the Beast. Beast falls in love with Beauty, Beast lets Beauty go, Beauty almost loses Beast, Beauty confesses her love to Beast, he changes, and they live happily ever after. Yet what if, instead of the Beast falling for Beauty first, it was the other way around? (SelenaxValter) The Black Desert Rose Summary: AU “Pick a black, don’t come back.” They didn’t realize that black roses are cursed. Roses in the desert, especially black ones, were scant and they merely desired a souvenir. However, once they plucked the two roses from the sand their fate was sealed. (ValterxSelena, CaellachxAmelia) The Patriot: Love is War Summary: (For Celtic Aurora’s 100 Themes Challenge) No would expect a man like him to fall for a simple American farm girl. No one would expect her to return the gesture. (TavingtonxMargaret) Lords of Avalon: Hole In the Earth Summary: Camelot reeks of malice, treachery, and evil. The Lords of Avalon are desperately fighting off Morgan and her horde while the two parties relentlessly search for the thirteen sacred objects. So where do four teenagers from the 21st century fit into this picture? A/N: Title is still under construction--maybe. CharmedXKing Kong: Triumph and Agony Summary: A tumultuous uprising of demons forces Billie to take Chris and flee the Manor, only to trip into a time portal that takes the two in the Great Depression, in the heart of New York City. There, she meets rough-and-ready Captain Englehorn and embarks on a treacherous journey rife with gigantic and demonic perils. (EnglehornxBillie) CharmedXThe Pianist: Upon the Keys of Destiny Summary: Billie is given a lone assignment by the Elders and is time-traveled to Europe, in the midst of WW II. For reasons unknown she must find a Nazi officer and protect him from unknown dangers for he and his generation is destined for greatness. (Wilm HosenfeldxBillie) More are coming soon but I'm procrastinating in establishing the summaries of the rest of the future stories (there are too many ideas to post all at once so I'm being finicky in which ones I write first) up here. Fan Art Ace In the Hole Poster by Celtic Aurora: http://angelwolfsfire.deviantart.com/art/Ace-in-the-Hole-Banner-127454942 Such Horrible Things- Creature Feature Sit back Non About an ill-fated life So When I was born When I Was Two I Am Not A Bad Man When I Was Four When I Was Six I Am Not A Bad Man When I Was Eight When I Was Ten I Am Not A Bad Man When I Was Twelve When I Was Fourteen Well I Am Not A Bad Man When I Was Sixteen Now That I'm Eighteen Here I Will Lie So I Am Not A Bad Man Not Quite What I Seem --sss-- --I- --I- --I- --I- --ooo-- --oooo-- --ooo-- Sound Shinobi Pride! For my readers of the Underworld fic, Ace in the Hole, I have posted up some of my featured OCs who will be starring in the story so you know that they look like. Thanatos: http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/97971.jpg Clarissa: http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1084/861641843_8812d08b53.jpg Edward: http://maximus03.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/matt_damon.jpg Jacob: http://gallery.predrag-bjelac.com/extras/thecourier01.jpg Blanca: http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/film_images/Catherine_Zeta_Jones_red_dress.jpg Magna: http://www.themakeupgallery.info/central/age/1980s/princess2.jpg Zael: http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Kathryn-Morris-cc04.jpg Naruto Challenge Rules: 1. You must select one of the six pairings below. 2. Your fanfic also must commence with one of the beginning phrases. The themes aren’t mandatory; they are only there if you need something to induce the creative juices to flow or desire more of a challenge. If you decided to have one of the themes, mention it either in the summary, in the nascence or end of the story. 3. Oneshots, two-shots, and three-shots are accepted. Multi-chapter fics, drabbles, and poems are not. Unless you think you can finish a multi-chapter story before the deadline, then go right ahead. Pairings: 1. Sakura x Orochimaru 2. Sakura x Zabuza 3. Sakura x Hidan 4. Sakura x Pein 5. Ino x Deidara 6. Ino x Zetsu Beginning Phrases: a. Just one look into his eyes and she knew he simply could not be trusted. b. How was he/she supposed to know that they shared a common interest? c. He was presumed dead yet here he was, gracing her with his presence. d. He/she thought he/she was losing his/her mind when he/she first espied her/him and thought she/he was the most beautiful/handsome sight to behold. e. It seemed that Mother Irony truly loved meddling with his/her life. f. He/she plagued her/him in her/his dreams, tempting her/him with the unknown. Themes (optional): 1. Serendipity 2. Enigma 3. Foolhardy 4. Misery 5. Repent 6. Ardor 7. Experimenting 8. Ambrosia 9. Freedom 10. Power 11. Contingency Deadline: January 10, 2010 Prizes: After when it’s the deadline, I will observe all entries and judge them accordingly. There will be a first, second, and third place and depending on the amount of stories, there will be some honorable mentions. Right now, prizes for the winners is undetermined. A/N: If you have any further questions regarding to this challenge, please send me a PM and I’ll respond to the message as soon as possible. Also, send me a PM when you have posted up your story so I can post it up here for everyone to behold. Contestants so far... No Such Thing by TsukiharaKitty Love makes you Stupidly Forgivable by Koolkatk9 | |||||||||||||
1. Bringing Back What's Dead » reviewsSequel to Till Death Due Us Apart. She made a promise to herself to discover a way to revive him and have him finally see his son. What happens when your greatest enemy from the past is the only one who can grant your fondest wish? SakuraxSasoriNaruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,210 - Reviews: 135 - Updated: 10-11-09 - Published: 7-18-07 - Sakura H. & Sasori - Complete2. Stop And Say You Love Me reviewsAU He was a powerful, cunning lord and a recluse amidst his peers. She was the adoptive daughter of his two most trusted friends and hinted to be courted by another man. Against their rationale, they fell in love. For Vesper chan's challenge. /OrochiSaku\Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,854 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-21-09 - Orochimaru & Sakura H. - Complete3. Ace in the Hole » reviewsWhen an arcane necromancer offers his allegiance and powers to help him defeat the vampires in the grisly war, Lucian cannot refuse. With Kraven as an unpredictable factor in the game, he needs an ace in the hole to win. /LucianxSonja & other pairings\Underworld - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,099 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-5-09 - Published: 1-19-09 - Lucian4. Wild Justice » reviewsAU Valter was out searching for Ephraim and instead found a lone wyvern rider. A dark, scarred past lingers around her and something plagues her. What is she trying to fulfill? Rated T for violence, sexual tension, and character death. /ValterxOCxEphraim\Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 126,591 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 5-24-09 - Published: 1-1-06 - Valter & Ephraim5. My Damned Soul Needs Fire, My Damsel Breaths Fire » reviewsAt first, their dialogues were nothing but bouts of wordplay, verbal swords hacking convulsively at each other. Yet as time worn on, they sought out each other’s company because only they knew the other straight to the core. /ValterxSelena\Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,514 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 8-17-08 - Published: 3-1-08 - Valter & Selena - Complete6. The Beauty of Us Two » reviewsShe was an innocent yet resolute recruit while he was hardened, embittered warrior. She espied his scarred soul and wanted to help him. He wasn’t too certain if he should let her. Amazing on what a few, simple talks can create. /CaellachxAmelia\Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,772 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-17-08 - Published: 6-9-08 - Amelia & Caellach - Complete7. Five Sensations For You » reviewsHow the relationship between them cultivated over time was unlike any another. “Nothing we use or hear or touch can be expressed in words that equal what we are given by the senses.”–Hannah Arendt; Drabbles, /SasorixSakura\Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 2-21-08 - Published: 2-17-08 - Sasori & Sakura H. - Complete8. You Are Mine, Forever Mine reviewsSomewhat AU: She was the appetency he could never release himself from and yet, he didn’t want to escape the ardent, fierce hold his yearnings had on him. For in the end, she would be his. All his. Oneshot, slight songfic; one-sided /EowynxGrima\Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Suspense/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-12-08 - Eowyn & Grima W. - Complete9. Clandestine Coalesce reviews[Challenge fic for Elli Cole] In order for cherry blossoms to flourish, you have to feed them water. He necessarily couldn’t give her pure water but his tainted sustenance was good enough to give her what she utmost needed. Oneshot. [SuigetsuxSakura]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 9-16-07 - Sakura H. & Suigetsu H. - Complete10. Till Death Due Us Apart » reviewsEver since he was gone, she never was the same. The world was warm and cheery while she was cold and dreary. She thought there was no hope left for her…or was there? Oneshot, character death [SasorixSakura]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,413 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 7-18-07 - Published: 3-4-07 - Sakura H. & Sasori - Complete11. REQUIEMS » reviewsFormaly known as A Brother's requiem. REQUIEMS is a collection of peoms on...three guesses on what...requiems to people in the FE games.Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 7-18-07 - Published: 11-12-05 - Complete12. Son of the Devil, Meet the Daughter of Your Enemy » reviewsWhen Dracula has been revived and starts his reign of terror all over again, people turn to the infamous Van Helsing. But Van Helsing resigns from his old life but passes it to someone else, who maybe the one to vanquish Dracula once in for all or…loseVan Helsing - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,426 - Reviews: 126 - Updated: 7-16-07 - Published: 7-10-05 - Dracula - Complete
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