| Wait For The Stars |
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Maximum Ride. Guten Tag! Hola! Aloha! Namaste! Salut! Hi! Unfortunately, I don't know how to say hello, off the top of my head, in any other languages. If you do however, please feel free to say it to yourself from my side! Okay, for real, I'm the type of person who likes almost everybody, as long as they like me. I day-dream a lot. I write a lot. I don't study enough for exams. I like Archie comic books. I really like music (all kinds - except for jazz and most country). I've had a love affair with my iPod for the last few years. I talk on the phone too much. I write a notes in class...except they usually aren't about what we're learning. I love coffee. I love coca-cola. I love you, but most of all, I LOVE YOUR REVIEWS! Ironic Things Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Bare Naked Ladies: are a group of men. McDonald's supports the Olympics: McDonald's food is unhealthy and fattening. The voice of bugs bunny was allergic to carrots. Inflammable: is the same as flammable They don't make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is. The man who invests all your money called a broker? The time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Doctors call what they do practice. There's a 's' in the word lisp. Why is abbreviated such a long word? A boxing ring is actually in the shape of a square. People say 'sleep like a baby', but babies wake up like every two hours. It's considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin You never see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery" If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? If you have more-PM me! I love how ironic life can be...and PM's.
Links For Dancing On Thin Ice: Triple leg turn (Bella's ending was much smoother, however): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzmIMLZ1t5E Pas De Chat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9viehTJV2Nk Italian Fouetté (Ignore the last four seconds): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1qjkx0sU0U Tour Jete (Okay, so it looks weird when a guy does it, but you get the idea): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywkuaIPsVBA&feature=related Fouetté pirouettes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j569TPWtT0 Scorpion: http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1122/844986465_3a4503be15.jpg?v=0 Stab: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b6/Airchairpike.jpg Boomerang kick: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw3Ha7rXSH8&NR=1 Air Chair: http://www.siktrixcrew.com/BradenAirchair.JPG Split Jump: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8b/Sasha_Cohen_Split_Jump.jpg Stag Jump: http://perfect10.rustyparts.com/img/mccool.jpg Arabesque: http://www.dancehelp.com/photos/penche_arabesque.jpg Death Drop Back Camel Spin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1h985TStGU&feature=related Upside down lift: http://www.talismancoins.com/catalog/Figure_Skating_Pair.jpg Pearl Spin: http://z.about.com/d/figureskating/1/G/F/P/-/-/pearlzhang.jpg Sit and Catch Layback: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Lubov_Iliushechkina_26_Nodari_Maisuradze_2008_Junior_Worlds.jpg Pair Camel Spin: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Dominika_Piatkowska_26_Dmitri_Khromin_Spin_-_2006_Skate_America.jpg Headbanger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siiaRKjB-p4 | |||||||||||
1. Over Coffee » reviewsAs a daughter of a Democratic Senator, Bella finds herself in a pickle when Edward, brother of her best friend, comes back to town with all his big ideas and republican views. Him and her and Emmett Cullen owning a shop that sells caffeine...AH..R&RTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 9-16-09 - Published: 8-22-09 - Bella & Edward2. Dancing on Thin Ice » reviewsBella's a dancer. Edward Cullen is a figure skater, looking for a partner. They might just each be what the other needs. Teaching Bella to skate and Edward to dance might be hard, especially since they can't stand being the same room most of the time. AU.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,874 - Reviews: 283 - Updated: 8-23-09 - Published: 8-23-08 - Bella & Edward3. Switched » reviewsFang and Max switch bodies mysteriously. Along with weird whitecoat dreams...that they share, and a whole lot of pranks, there is also something else there. While trying to get even, get into their own bodies, will they FINALLY fall in love? Review!Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,633 - Reviews: 276 - Updated: 8-23-08 - Published: 5-2-07 - Complete4. Thank You For The Venom » reviewsEdward didn't bite Bella the first time he smelt her in Twilight. If he had, the consequences might not be as bad as he thinks...or maybe they will be.... Mostly fluff!Twilight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,461 - Reviews: 100 - Updated: 5-26-07 - Published: 3-29-07 - Bella & Edward - Complete