How do you do! I'm Harpy Link234. But if you want, you can call me, Harpy, Lasera, or Kiwi. (Cause Kiwi's are cute!)

So, anyway... About me...

I am the Original Zelda Mpreg authoress. It's true, I wrote the first Zelda Mpreg on this site. I deleted it a long time ago because it was terrible, but I started the Zelda Mpreg wave that you are seeing today with Alone & Hopeless.

Likes: Well... I enjoy videogames above all else. Games make me happy :D. As for favorite games, they are. Zelda, Rayman, Beyond Good & Evil, Shadow Hearts: From the New World, Super Smash Bros., Soul Calibur, Baten Kaitos, Pikmin, Pokemon, Doom, Hexan, Spyro the Dragon, Mario, BioShock, Team Fortress 2, Assasins Creed, and basically anything that isn't mainstream, or from Square.

As for Anime and Magna: D.N.Angel, Innocent Bird , Gamerz Heaven, Ruriouni Kenshin, Full Metal Alchemist, Gravitation, Paranoia Agent.

Okay, now for the important things, FANDOM CRAP!

Likes: Yaoi, Shounen-Ai, Shojo-Ai, Mansex, Mpreg (Yes, that means PREGNANT guys dumbasses.), Light Angst, Drama, Hurt and Comfort, Friendship, Humor (That's actually FUNNY and intelligent.), Non-Con, Revenge, Personality tweaks (Not to the point that their OOC, but just enough to get a different view on the character.), Teamwork, Romance (Not that retarded OMG love at first site, we never fight, shit.), Characters with Personality (I.E. Characters that have flaws, emotions, limitations, and fears, and acknowledge them.), Men with feelings, Strong women (NOT whores, not girls with guys brains, REAL WOMEN) and lastly, GORE:D.

Hates: Mary-Sues (Doesn't everyone?), Knight and The Princess; Disney style Romance shit (That NEVER fucking happens morons. A princess cannot marry a commoner, and if they were ever found out they'd both be BEHEADED.), OOC (I love changing personalities, but there's a fucking LIMIT! In no way would 2 characters that HATE each other suddenly want to be friends or love each other.), Net speak or 1337 in reviews or fanfics (I type like a person with brains for you, do the same for me.), Poorly written smut (If your going to write porn, then write GOOD PORN!), Emo stories (Hey, everyone thinks about suicide once in their life, but DAMN, if your going to do that then try and give us a real reason! And no, breaking up with someone DOESN'T Count.), Wimpy female characters (Women might not be power houses, but shit man! We can hold our own when we need too!), Female characters that act like hookers or have brains like men (Damnit man, at least give them SOME femininity and decency.) Overly feminine men (I love my girly guys but there's a limit.), SELF INSERTS (Unless it’s a story about your Wow avatar or your Pokemon trainer and their pokemon DON'T stick yourself in the story!), and lastly Gender bending (So sorry if I'm a hypocrit for hating this shit, it just pisses me off. IF YOU WANT TO DRAW A FUCKING GIRL THEN USE A FUCKING GIRL!)

Characters.

Likes: Link, DarkLink, Feirce Deity, Ganondorf, Ilia, Shad, Sheik (MALE of course.), Malon, Saria, Navi, Renado, Telma, Barns, Rusl, Uli, Colin, Rayman, Ly, Globox, Tily, The Teensies, Lums, Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, Bowser, Johnny, Mao, Hilda, Recardo, Shania, Natan, Ring Spirit, Jade, Peyg, Double H, Cicondo, Dark, Wiz, Daisuke, Scout, Sniper, Enginer, Heavy, Spy.

Pokemon: Manetric, Empoleon, Gallade, Arcanine, Phione, Articuno, Lucario, Miltank, Swellow, Meganium, Feraligatr, Honwchkrow.

Hates: Zelda, Riku (D.N.Angel), Risa, Killer, Soren, Midna.

Pairing wise.

Likes: Ganondorf X Link, DarkLink X Link, Ike X Link, Anyone X Scout (Red or Blu.)

Hates: Link x Zelda (Over-used, cliché, lame, boring, and uninspired.) Link X Soren (... WHERE'S THE FUCKING CHEMISTRY? There's no master and slave going on either so it makes even less sense to me. And Soren is a bitchy little shit.)

O_O And that's it.

Current Story Status.

Alone & Hopeless: Updates may come a bit slowly, my BETA is in collage now, and she has her homework and her own fanfictions to work on. Chapter 5 is currently in the later stages of work and BETA reading. ...And please stop bugging me for an explanation... That chapter is much later in the story, why? Because it just works better for this story like that.