92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe.

Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off.

I, Luna Lunak, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the Review Revolution. Post this same thing in your profile and spread the love!

I have all the answers.
But I never said they were right.

Hi! To make the short story shorter:

Name: Lune Lunak (not giving true!)

Gender: female

Age: not saying

Country: somewhere in central-east Europe

What the heck am I doing on this side: Mainly reviewing and lately I satrted to write a little.

Links that you SHOULD visit:

http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?name=Luna_Lunak

http://www.animegalleries.net/category/71106 The gallery has the best Sasuke, Itachi and FMA pics ever!

http://enkidu-fic.livejournal.com/18048.html#cutid1 hot SasuxKaka yaoi there! And Kakashi as a priest!

Now, to the fun part!

Various quotes:

"You did not kill them: their ideas walk on our legs."

"What part didn't you understand? The N or the O?"

"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."

"Life sucks, and then we die."

"I like your approach, let's see your departure." -- Unknown.

“‘Before making fun of someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you make fun of them, you’ll be a mile away and you’ll have their shoes.’ I love that quote.”

“Who’s it by?”

“No idea. But I like it, so I shall use it!”

Quoted from some Weiss fanfiction. I like so I shall use it! (But if you’re an author then just send me a word and I will write you down here instead of this stupid note.)

Quote- If security were as tight as your ass we wouldn’t be here!

(Edward to Roy in the FMA game Curse of the Crimson Elixir)

"It's been a good while since I've killed anyone. I kinda miss it... (grins evilly) Wanna watch?" -Edward Elric,Fullmetal Alchemist

I like being confused, I enjoy the look it leaves on my face. -Johnny Deep

Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.-Captain Jack Sparrow

talking to Will Turner about Elizabeth She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised and you're all set to die for her just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really... Except for Elizabeth, who is in fact a woman.-Captain Jack Sparrow

You seem somewhat familiar, have I threatened you before?-Captain Jack Sparrow

No one, he's no one... distant cousin of my aunt's nephew, twice removed... lovely singing voice though. (whispers) Eunuch.-Captain Jack Sparrow

So there is a curse. That's interesting. That's VERY interesting.-Captain Jack Sparrow

"Rachel: Guess what, guess what!

Chandler: The fifth dentist finally caved and now they all recommend Trident!" -Friends

"When we take over the world, we shall re-release a species of super sexy cowboy back into the wild." KandKL

(And everything under this is made by him. Or so I think.)

""...I am at a rough estimate, thirty billion times more intelligent than you. Let me give you an example. Think of a number, any number." said Marvin

"Er, five" said the mattress.

"Wrong," said Marvin. "You see?""

"You are disoriented. Blackness swims toward you like a school of eels who have just seen something that eels like a lot."

""(..) Sir Isaac Newton, renowned inventor of the milled-edge coin and the catflap!"
"The what?" said Richard.
"That catflap! A device of the utmost cunning, perspicuity and invention. It is a door within a door, you see, a ..."
"Yes," said Richard, "there was also the small matter of gravity."
"Gravity," said Dirk with a slightly dismissed shrug, "yes, there was that as well, I suppose. Though that, of course, was merely a discovery. It was there to be discovered." ...
"You see?" he said, "They even keep it on at weekends. Someone was bound to notice sooner or later. But the catflap ... ah, there is a very different matter. Invention, pure creative invention.""

"... any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still know where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with."

"For Children: You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It's all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while."

Attributed:

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that Bricks don't."

"Driving a Porsche in London is like bringing a Ming vase to a football game."

"I may be a pretty sad case, but I don't write jokes in base 13!"

(Douglas Adams, referring to the theory that the disparity between the question and answer of life, the universe and everything is an obscure math joke on his part.)

"42 is a nice number that you can take home and introduce to your family"

(Douglas Adams, responding to the "Why 42?" at Brown University (circa 1994))

"Mozart tells us what it's like to be human, Beethoven tells us what it's like to be Beethoven and Bach tells us what it's like to be the universe."

Computers:

"I wrote an ad for Apple Computer: 'Macintosh - We might not get everything right, but at least we knew the century was going to end.'"

"He started to count to ten. He was desperately worried that one day sentient life forms would forget how to do this. Only by counting could humans demonstrate their independence of computers." - (Ford Prefect, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.)

"First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII — and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we've realized it's a brochure."

"The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second-rate technology, led them into it in the first place."

Learning:

"You live and learn. At any rate, you live." (Marvin)

"A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.'"

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer." (Zaphod Beeblebrox)

Profession:

"In fact, I wanted to be John Cleese and it took some time to realize the job was in fact taken."

"Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a piece of blank paper until a drop of blood forms on your forehead."

(note: this quote is often attributed to Gene Fowler rather than Douglas Adams.)

Time:

"It takes an awful long time to not write a book."

"Time is the worst place, so to speak, to get lost in..."

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."

"Time is an illusion, and lunchtime doubly so." (Ford Prefect)

Travel:

"If you've never visited or spent time in Santa Fe, New Mexico, then let me say this: you're a complete idiot. I was myself a complete idiot till about a year ago..."

Life:

"Life, is like a grapefruit. ...it's orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast."

"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realised there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."

"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."

"Life. Don't talk to me about life." (Marvin)

The Universe:

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."

"There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

Build a circle; make it straight!

Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Thanks.

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... ---
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage