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Author has written 50 stories for Shaman King, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Kingdom Hearts. (8/13/08) Axel + Roxas = One True Love~ Name: Jessie Oh my God, I have fanart! You may revere it here: My Livejournal (You can check up on me here for proof that I'm not dead) Joh and my Deviantart - We share an account so it has some of her pictures and some of mine. ~Favorite Pairings~ Shaman King: HoroxRen, HaoxYoh, YohxRen, HaoxHoro, HaoxRenxYoh, RenxLyserg, YohxLyserg, & HaoxLyserg OTP: Zemyx ~Request Options~ ~Stories~ Updating: Completed: Other Favorite Quotes: “THEY’RE MATING!” “Ow, a paper cut… God’s trying to tell me something… if I believed in him.” "50 feet...50 feet!" "You caught me at a bad time..." "Huh?" "Hang on, I'm zipping my pants up." "I've got a present for you!" "Huh..?" "But first, you gotta promise not to ask how I got it." "Uh... okay..." Is handed a package of hot chocolate mix "Ahh! But how-- Wow... Nee-san is amazing!" "I hate shrimp; they're like the maggots of the sea..." "Well, clearly you haven't seen "Amelia: THE MOVIE." "If a sound wave has a wavelength of 0.50 m and is traveling at 330 m/s, what is the frequency?" "Tuesday." "Oh my God, it's so annoying... someone go break it." "I need to leave at 2:30... because... uh... it's sunny outside?" "No! Let me do it; let me push the button! Buttons are my speciality!" "Well at least I'm comfortable enough with my maculinity that I can wear something feminine!" Pouts "I'd like to get an idea of what you're thinking." Singsong:"Teapots!" "Ooh, I like! I'm going to suck out all of your creative juices and use them for my own purposes." "Because incest is best when Brother says "'Yes. . . YES. . . YES!!'" "We don't have crushes in high school." "No." Silence "...We have sex." "Brou haha!" "Yes! I found a ballon and a ruler! Now we can throw a party!" "Don't worry, she's a vegetarian; she's used to eating things off the floor." "I died as a die! Get it?? Get it?!" "..." "Are your things packed?" Stare "...What are you talking about, I live here." "Hahahaha, that's funny!" "Oh my God, can I pretty please call you Axel?" "...You like AxelxRoxas." "..." "What?" "...How did you know that I like that couple?" "Well, you're a girl, right?" "Yeah?" "And you wanted to call Axe Axel." "Yeah, so?" "So that means you like Axel." "..." "Which means you're a fangirl." "Annnd?" "Which means you like yaoi." Grins "You are smart!" "Which means you like AxelxRoxas." "You are a brilliant, brillant soul--and being." "I had a bottle of water." "And now you have a small glass." "Hey everybody--let's put our feet together under the table and make a wish!" "Let's see here...'If the subject fails to respond...use aggression to liberate his true disposition.'...Right. Did they ever pick the wrong guy for this one..." "Dance water, dance!" Said in a high pitched voice while jumping around, playing an air-stiar "She likes the way it feels." "No, she likes the way it tastes." "Haha, that sounded pervy!" (We were discussing why my bird likes chewing on the hot dog bun package). "Zexion is Sexion! Reading an icon "'Just beachy?' ...Oooh, I get it, like 'just peachy,' but not!" "Best way of describing it...like, EVER!" "GET ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!" "Demyx does fit a jellyfish. Somewhat dangerous, somewhat brainless. And somewhat of a she/male... " (I saw this as a comment for some pic on DA... XD) "What does it take to make you go away?!" "A dollar." "Potatoes aren't supposed to hiss..." “Do you want me to cuddle with Zack’s sandwich?” “Nonono! Cuddle with me. Not the sandwich.” “Your life is just a total drug infested wasteland.” (I overhead a substitute teacher saying this) "What are you talking about?" "Falling leaves in my head." "Nonono, besides that." "Oh..." "Well, I have blue fuzzy pink handcuffs!" "Oh yeah, well...wait...did you just say blue fuzzy pink handcuffs? Hahaha--you just contradicted yourself!" "No I did not!" "God, your laugh is so stupid. ...You should just stop breathing!" (Overheard on the train) "Heeey, I have an apple too, you know!" "You do? WELL! BLUZORK!" "She only weights a few ounces, and she rules my life." "I shall kill your unborn children because of this.” “Yeah, well I… wait, what?” "Gosh I remember when that hot bagels sign lit up to say 'ho bags...' XXX “My parents believe I'm going to marry a cross-dresser.” “Ehh?” “’Cause I said I'm in love with Angel (from RENT), and that if there's a real person like Angel, I'd totally marry him, even if he was gay and a cross-dresser.” “Haahahaha!” “And the response was a simple, ‘Well, thanks for the warning at least…” “Hahahaha… you could pretend to be a guy.” “YES.” “And tell him you can’t have anal sex until you're married… or you might get pregnant… and create a bastard child… that's a mutant… ’cause it's the spawn of two men… but not really.” “Like AJ.” “’Cause you’re only pretending to be a man. Hahaha!” “Haha, you’re so conniving sometimes.” “Hahahahaha, I like that word.” “I knew you would. That's why I used it. Heh, seriously… Wait… but why would the mutant thing change after we're married?” “’Cause then God would approve… and de-mutant-tize your baby.” “HAHAHAHAHA—I LOVE YOU!!” XXX Random kid passing by "Bonjour por favor." "..." Walks through the door before sticking his head back out "That was French, right?" "Um, well... yes, bonjour is French." "And por favor?" "That...would be Spanish." "Oh...I knew that... and, uh, what does por favor mean?" "Please." "Right." Walks out "How do you have three layers of pillows?!" "I don't have three layers of pillows--count again." "Four!" "Thank you. Four layers of pillows...'do I have three layers of pillows'--psh..." "I love Demyx." "And Demyx loves you." "...But I'm Demyx." "And I'm Aliza. Just in case you wanted to know who you're in bed with. Wait...wait...I didn't mean it like that!" Hysterical laughter "I guess that's just the way the cookie crumbles." "But my cookie is not crumbling happily! It is crumbling into a very unhappy face!" "I have loved toasters in ways that would kill a lesser man." (From the site OrgLIX) "I feel accomplished." "Well I can fly." "...What...wh-what do you say to that?" "Oh man, I lose--you win. End of story." "If I were a centipede, and my name was Ted Slevin...then I would be one, weird centipede. Yeah, I said it!" "I need synonms for dirty-blonde; blonde...fair-haired...flaxen-haired..." "Her hair flowed like sexy wheat." "You can do a lot of stuff with your mouth!" Silence Incredulous "...Did you just lick me?" Proud "Yeah, I did!" "Aw...Jessie, someone just left a message on my Facebook wall saying 'You are mine.' Man, and I was gonna have a sleepover with that person soon, too..." "Oh wow. My twinny powers. They ARE SHINING TODAY! WHOOO WEEE!" "Is there something about me that screams 'Man handle me! I'm small and vulnerable!'" "You're just so...you! And...and...and you make people wanna hug you!" "I was thinking 'Make people wanna torture you...'" "Bruce? Is there a rubber band in my water?" "No, do you want one?" "Pshwoo is the sound fire makes!" "The Love Button: Push me HARD!" "I'm having a hard time peeling off my pants." "That was cruel!" "Oh, I'm not cruel, just playful!~" While piggyback riding "But aren't I heavy?" "No, it's okay, you're riding on the sweet spot. It's the point of balance." Silence "Wait...wait...WHAT?!" Hysterical laughter ensues "I'm not an athlete; I'm a mathlete." Holds up a painting "So?" "It looks like a smurf threw up on it." "If that happened, I'd be so happy that I'd explode with rainbows and turn into Pikachu!" "So what, is that like...four days?" "Yes Joh, can't you count?" "OH MY GOD, THAT WAS A GUESS!" (Ecstatic) Makes a strange, gurgling whining noise "...I just sounded like an old lady playing the bagpipes..." Jessie takes Joh's hand "My hand is wet cuz I was chewing on it." "Wonderful." Jessie drops Joh's hand and wipes it off "He looks hot." Everyone stares "...In that costume." While Joh is busy making faces at a four-year old "Oh, look, Joh found someone with her own maturity level." "Shut up!" "When are we gonna eat?" "It'll probably buzz soon." "It's probably broken cuz I was chewing on it." (The remote that buzzes when your table is ready at a cafe) Said in an accusing tone "I saw a bug out of the corner of my eye!" "...That's a quote." "There are bite marks on your necklace, sweetie." "Uh, cuz I was biting it?" "No, you were chewing." "Demyx x Melody forever!" ("Melody" is Jessie's prop sitar) "I gave you another eyebrow, and made it dance!" "How do eyebrows have sex?" "..." "You're not a God? You lied to me?!" "If life was a butterfly, then you'd be a flower." "...What?" "It sounds so deep." "But it -really- isn't!" "I want to eat something sweet, but there is nothing sweet to eat. Oh my God, that RHYMED! OH. MY. GOD, THAT RHYMED!" "When Brits scream... bowlers hats and monocles FLY outta their head... trufax!" "Table manners take the fun out of everything!" "Only cool villains use cue cards!!" "'That guy has really dirty socks?'" "No, I said 'that guy has really nerdy socks." "Oooh, I was wondering how close you were." "Oh. Yeah, I'm hiding under this car." "Where are you going Jessie?" "Joh's taking her pants off, I must call her!" "What did you say?" "I said 'they're cuddling.'" "Oooh, I thought you said 'you're butch.'" Hysterical laughter "I guess I'll save this in my pencil case for a rainy day." Hides a piece of candy inside"...WHAT?" (If Jessie were to cosplay Hao-sama like Joh wishes:) “It would progress in six stages. First, I would stand there staring. Then, a creepy smile would steal across my face. Third, I’d just start laughing for five minutes. And then you’d think that is the end, but no. Then I’d start giggling madly screaming “HAO SAMA” or something like that or maybe shriller. Then I’d start swinging around in small circles or something crazy like that. Then I’d start going HAO—SAMA in a really deep voice. Then I’ll touch your shoulder, and then your hair, and then I’ll pet your hair, and then your face. And then I’ll breathe on you.” “And then?” “And then I’ll glomp and tackle you to the ground going "Hao-sama, Hao-sama, Hao-sama!" And then someone will be there going like, “Joh... Joh... Joh? Get off of her.” And I’ll be like “NEVER!” And then you’d eventually disentangle your limbs from mine, and then you’ll walk around for the rest of the day with me latched onto your waist…” “Sounds fun. “It will be…oh, and I’ll probably start throwing things. "It was horrible! She kept talking about HETEROSEXUAL SITUATIONS. It was nasty. "HAHAHAHAHAHHA--oh the horror!" "I KNOW!" "NOT HETEROSEXUALS! AFHKGGHSVZC!" "I'm totally heterophobic." "Cheers." “I hate scrabble.” “Why?” “Because I should be good at it, but I’m not.” (This is especially amusing, seeing as it was my Zexy –of all people– who said it) "Do you have something to say?" "When don’t I?" "Right now." "I just did." Silence “Peptide bond! (As an afterthought)…Bondage…” "Hello, Princess." "Hey, Master." (In response to having learned how to use the "talk session" feature on AIM:) “It’s like a whole new world has been opened up to me.” “...I think that was the most "Sora" thing you’ve said yet.” XXX Demyx: You're bringing Zexy back! Get it?? GET IT?? Zexion: Oh no. XXX Xiggy: Xaldin...it's just like, God sucked all of the personality out his body and put it into his sideburns. XXX Xigbar: In Xiggy's drunken surfer-voice Hi, I'm Demy. I have, like, a stupid voicemail message, ripped from RENT...because...I don't wanna talk to Xigbar...UGGGH!! (Voicemail message) XXX Demyx: In Demy's nasal voice Ooh, I'm Xigbar! I like to leave creepy messages on Demyx's voicemail to freak him out! THERE! How do you like that, Xiggy?!" (Reply to Xiggy's message) XXX "M&M orgy." Notices the stare directed at a scratch “I tried to move my A.C…and it tried to move my arm off…” "Sora’s blue eyes fluttered half open, and he gazed up at Riku and it’ll be a purple frog. And it’ll be sitting on the side of the road" (we were writing smut and got distracted) "You sounded like a congested, evil French person." "...Well maybe I am a congested, evil French person!" "That's a quote, you know." "Look at how skinny your foot is, and how fat my foot is... with your skinny foot and my fat foot powers combined, we make... weird." XXX Jessie starts making obnoxiously loud crinkling sounds with the leather on her Demyx plushie Joh: Is that your Demyx plushie? Jessie: ...No, it's my leather underwear. Joh: Really? Jessie: No. XXX "Jessie, are your pants laughing?" "Yeah, it happens when I'm happy." "I reject your flower." "Do flies cast a shadow? Pause That…was a really stupid question, wasn’t it?” "Yeeeah.” “Sorry--I was trying to take back my laugh…but half of it came out.” Joh's accepted suggestion (it took around 15 min. for her to come up with it) for replacing the saying "It's like hitting two birds with one stone" which Jessie disapproves of "It's like hitting two Kairi's with one stone." "And on a totally different subject--I just got highlighter on my face." "What does FungaFuFu mean?" "I dunno... Probably either like rolly polly or I'm so stoned." XXX Jessie: "OH MY GOD, ZEMYX 'O CLOCK!" Spazz Joh: "...Are you done?" Jessie: "Yeah, I'm done." Joh: "Or do you like pray at this time? Jessie: Pause "...How did you know?" Hysterical laughter ensues for the next ten minutes XXX "Lol tea." XXX "You should...set up a stack of books in one of the seats and put a hat on it,and a few rubber bands and refer to it as Joh...so that I'll be there in spirit." XXX Jessie: "Hahaha, I just said to Ali, 'Oh, you know Joh, she likes angst.' And she was like, 'WHAT? She likes things SPANKED?!'" Giggles Joh: "Why yes. I do." XXX (What happens when Joh and I write collabs that refuse to end) "And so the young lads embraced and smiled, the light of God shining through their love for each other. Together, hand in hand, they ran off into the sunset. Neku became Joshua's somewhat willing whore and they all lived happily ever after." "Can't you just see Joshua waving cheerfully at the end of the rainbow?" (We were talking about what could be at the end of the rainnbow. We settled on Joshua from TWEWY XD) Suggestive tone "So...what kinda socks are you wearing?" "THE BIRTH RATE DECLINED, THE BIRTH RATE DECLINED, THE BIRTHRATE DECLIIIINED!" (An American history textbook as interpreted as Xigbar) Passes two guy friends in the middle of their exchange of a passionate inside joke "Gavin, I meant what I said. You’re the only man for me." Jessie starts giggling manically XXX Jessie: "It's just a bit late for sweets dear...unless, of course, it's you~" Joh: Oblivious "Of course, for me, it's never too late" Munches happily on ice cream Jessie: Grins widely "Heehee, I'm sooo glad you agree~ Even if you don't get it." Joh: "Get what...oh...WAIT!" XXX "I feel like the period is life's way of punishsing you for not furthuring the human race. Your uterus is all, 'You didn't procreate this month! SCREW YOU! ..There had BETTER be a baby in me by this time next month!'" “If they got a mammoth to live again, my life would be complete.” "...This is like when Josh laughed at me cuz on my French test, I didn't know if mushrooms were veggies or fruits, so I labeled them as meat." "HAHAHAHA!" "Its nooot funnyyy!" "In, out, in out...and yes, it may sound like I'm talking about sex, but I'm not--I'm talking about whistling, my little Dunberry." "Well aren't you just a handful of chips with an apple on the side?" (Don't worry. It didn't make sense in the context it was used, either) Gapes at friend's brand new knee brace "Oh my God, Greg! What happened?" "Eight guys….lots of mud…one pile." Smirks Sits down “I just assaulted my brother.” Turns to stare “Oh? How was it?” “It was amazing. Best thing that ever happened to me.” "Double fail. Fail 1 for using that word. Fail 2 for spelling it wrong." "I hate the dark side... I wanna butcher the dark side... I wanna smite it down with a machete and a club." "FailBlog is hunting me down as we speak." Playing video games (Distractedly)"People are easier to kill when they're on fire." "Good life lesson." "If you could be an ice cream flavor what would you be?" "I'd be rum raison. Nobody likes rum raisin..." After seeing a rather large bite mark he had just given his (British) seat partner “Henry. Not okay. We talked about those canine issues—you need to relax” "It’s like your fiery passion slams into the other guy’s, like WHAM!" (Tin Pin) | |||||||||||
1. Never reviewsSometimes, its hard to accept that things have changed. Sometimes, its easier to refuse to acknowledge change & try to keep things the way they are. “I never want things to change. I've always been the best, I’ve always won, and you.." RikuxSora. For Joh!Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-8-09 - Riku & Sora - Complete2. I am, He is reviewsYes, he remembered what the Nobodies had told him. He was a replica. A mere shadow of HIM. But didn’t memories determine who a person was? So if he held HIS memories, wasn’t that who he was? It HAD to be so...it would mean Sora was rightfully his. For JohKingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-10-08 - Riku Replica & Sora - Complete3. Roommates » reviewsNo one said college was gonna be easy. But no one said how much better it'd be than high school. Unfortunately, high school never does end in some ways, like when it comes to romance. In short, all hell is still gonna break loose. Zemyx, Akuroku, RiSoKingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,822 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 10-8-08 - Published: 6-9-08 - Zexion & Demyx4. Burnt Sugar » reviews.'I’m going away for a little while...write me a letter when I’m gone'. It began with a simple letter and a promise, but turned into so much more. Is this promise one they can keep? AU AkuRoku, RikuSora, Zemyx. Rated for yaoi, content and language.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,111 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-8-08 - Published: 10-20-07 - Axel & Roxas5. Caution: Results Of Idiocy May Vary reviewsDesperate times calls for desperate measures..or, Luxord is forced to take away certain privileges from an uncooperative Xigbar. And as time goes on and neither gives in, well THAT'S when Xigbar starts getting desperate. Warnings inside. Happy XigLux Day!Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-2-08 - Xigbar & Luxord - Complete6. Those Darn Water Clones reviewsRefer to the title for details. A short Zemyx drabble written in celebration of 9/9 Day! Happy Demyx Day everyone!Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-9-08 - Zexion & Demyx - Complete7. A Swear Dare reviewsAfter an unexpected and quite literal run-in with a stranger, Demyx finds himself both helplessly smitten and much too shy to approach them again. Luckily for him, that's where his and his roommate's 7-year old oath comes into play... Happy Dexion Day!Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-6-08 - Demyx & Zexion - Complete8. A Lovely Mess reviewsWhen it comes to making Roxas keep his promises, Axel ALWAYS makes sure he gets exactly what he wants and at the most opportune times. In short, Roxas needs to learn to watch what he says. In this case, Axel's REALLY got it memorized! For AkuRoku Day! AUKingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-12-08 - Axel & Roxas - Complete9. Wednesday Night's Mishap reviewsIt's no question that Zexion hates Axel to whatever extent possible without the means of actually possessing a heart to hate with. However, this hate only increases if possible when Number VIII is actually right about something. Zemyx! Warnings inside.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-6-08 - Zexion & Demyx - Complete10. An All Nighter reviewsFinals are a very stressful period for students, and undoubtedly even more for crammers. All-nighters are common practice for such students, but even Demyx knows the importance of sleep before a test. Unfortunately, his lover has other plans. Zemyx! AU.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-9-08 - Zexion & Demyx - Complete11. Bonae Memoriae reviewsDedicated to Lady Eoin: Demyx wants Ienzo to have a happier birthday memory. Simply Zemyx fluffage, along with hints of AkuRoku! A birthday drabble for my own darling Zexy's birthday!Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-12-08 - Zexion & Demyx - Complete12. Eternally Yours reviewsMy meeting with Yoh was completely unexpected. Really, I had no idea that the boy even existed, no idea that perfection on earth existed before. And immediately, I knew that I had to have him. Onesided Vampire!HaoxYoh. Rated for yaoi, lemon, and rape.Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 1-4-08 - Hao A. & Yoh A. - Complete13. Superiority reviewsJust what do you think you’re doing, Roxy? You can’t boss me around—I outrank you,' Axel purred slyly, but he made no effort to change their position. 'Screw the rankings.' A rare switch of dominance written for the rare RokuAku day! Warnings inside.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-3-08 - Roxas & Axel - Complete14. Legit reviewsA oneshot for Ren's birthday! Ren doesn't seem to think that it matters that he's finally legit. After all, how long have he and Hao been doing this piror to his eighteenth birthday? HaoxRen. Rathed for yaoi, language and lemon. Written for AmePiperShaman King - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-1-08 - Hao A. & Ren T. - Complete15. Dish Duty reviewsIt's not the best idea to leave a watermage to do the dishes by himself. It would be preferable, or perhaps even necessary, for another Nobody to provide supervision specifically, a more responsible one. A fluffy Zemyx drabble.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-28-07 - Zexion & Demyx - Complete16. Opposite Day reviewsDemyx believes it's Opposite Day, but in a rather different sense than one usually expects. DemyxZexion. Written in honor of Zemyx day! Rated for yaoi, lemon and language.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 9-6-07 - Demyx & Zexion - Complete17. A Melancholy Tune reviewsThe Superior tells us we can’t feel because we don’t have hearts, but I think I can feel when I’m around you. I think I feel happy when you’re happy, or sad when you’re sad…which brings me to question everything that we’ve ever been told… Zemyx Oneshot.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 8-24-07 - Demyx & Zexion - Complete18. The Assignment reviewsWhat happens when you leave Axel with a camera that's meant for a school assignment, with Roxas as his partner, in a house inhabited by three, sometimes four more of their friends? CHAOS. AkuRoku, RikuxSora, hints of ZexionxDemyx. AU. Warnings inside.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 8-21-07 - Axel & Roxas - Complete19. Nothing Better » reviewsSequel to Expecting The Unexpected. Neither Edward nor Envy has had a proper family. And so they wonder, can they actually make one work? There's a first time for everything...such as parenthood. EnvyxEd. Yaoi, post mpreg. Rated for future chapters.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,549 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 8-20-07 - Published: 6-28-07 - Envy & Edward E.20. The Hill reviewsEdward knew that he had to let Envy do his job, no matter where or when that was or who it involved, and that he had to endure being without him for some periods of time, but why did it have to be so hard? EnvyxEd. Edcentric oneshot. Rated for content.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-8-07 - Edward E. & Envy - Complete21. Simple Gifts reviewsSometimes, it's the simple gifts from the people you love that make a birthday truely special. Twincest fluff. Dedicated to the Asakura twins. Happy birthday, twins! Rated for yaoi and language. Oneshot.Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-12-07 - Hao A. & Yoh A. - Complete22. Just One Night reviewsEveryone has their own dirty little secrets. Edward Elric happened to believe that he could keep his from his brother, Al. But what if, for just one night...? Hints of EdxEnvy, Onesided Elricest, EnvyxAl. Rated for yaoi, mind torture, lemon. Oneshot?Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-11-07 - Envy & Alphonse E.23. Indulgences reviewsA midnight enoucner between Hao and Ren leads to more than just a significant impression on Ren's behalf. Hao believes Ren should allow himself indulgences... HaoxRen Rated for yaoi and lemon. Oneshot. Dedicated to AmePiper.Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-11-07 - Hao A. & Ren T. - Complete24. Expecting The Unexpected » reviewsEd and Envy are forced to take the phrase expect the unexpected to heart when it turns out that they are expecting, and indeed, it is quite unexpected. EnvyxEd. Yaoi and mpreg. Rated for language and for future chapters. COMPLETED.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,901 - Reviews: 359 - Updated: 3-14-07 - Published: 4-22-06 - Envy & Edward E. - Complete25. Birthday Bribery reviewsDedicated to Ed, 'cause it's his birthday today! Just a lil birthday drabble. Al is hoping a little bribery will work...Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-11-06 - Edward E. & Alphonse E. - Complete26. The Uncommon Cold reviewsIt's quite rare for the Fullmetal Alchemist to get sick, but when it happens, who else would be responsible for taking care of him but his little brother? Elricest! Rated for yaoi, language and lemon.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 9-25-06 - Edward E. & Alphonse E. - Complete27. Unwanted reviews“It’s not as much about what I want as it is what you want, dear brother.” HaoxYoh, onesided. Rated for rape, twincest, yaoi, violence, torture, lemon. Oneshot.Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 9-25-06 - Hao A. & Yoh A. - Complete28. Birthday Wishes reviewsIt's Lyserg birthday, and he's got to make a wish! What does he want? He thinks its impossible, but is it, really? Oneshot. RenxLyserg fluffage! Rated for yaoi.Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-16-06 - Ren T. & Lyserg D. - Complete29. Challenges reviewsA collection of FMA drabbles or fics in responce to challenges from my sister, Joh! Yaoi. Rated for content, language, and for future chapters. [Chapter 1: Broken Promise. EnvyxEd]Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-7-06 - Envy & Edward E.30. Ticklish reviewsEd discovers a surprising weakness of a certain Homunculus... Rated for yaoi, language, and to be safe.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-5-06 - Edward E. & Envy - Complete31. Reflections reviewsVisits to those old, special places do tend to bring back memories, both good and bad.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-29-06 - Edward E. & Trisha E. - Complete32. Sharing reviewsThe result of an undecisive Ren between two very interested Asakura twins. Rated for yaoi and, yep, lemoney threesome. Oneshot dedicated to AmePiper.Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 4-21-06 - Hao A. & Ren T. - Complete33. What Cookies Can Lead To reviewsWriten for dreamwhizper. You'd never guess what kind of situation an innocent cookie could lead to... Crossover of Shaman King and Naruto. GaaraxHao. Rated for yaoi and lemon.Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-13-06 - Hao A. - Complete34. Ice Cream reviewsHao has ice cream. Yoh wants some. HaoxYoh fluff! Oneshot. Rated for yaoi and twincest.Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-10-06 - Hao A. & Yoh A. - Complete35. Spin The Bottle reviewsYep! Hao, Yoh, Ren, Horo, and Lyserg get themselves involved in the famous game! Title pretty much says it all, ne? Rated for yaoi and to be safe. Oneshot.Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 4-10-06 - Hao A. & Yoh A. - Complete36. He Loves Me reviewsIt's Valentine's Day, the holiday of love, but Yoh's sad. Hao claims to hate the holiday. Is Hao telling the whole truth? Yoh might be in for a sweet surprise! Lemony HaoXYoh fluff! Rated for yaoi, twincest, and lemon! Happy Valentine's Day!Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 2-14-06 - Hao A. & Yoh A. - Complete37. Whhhy reviewsWhen Horo starts the why game with Ren. Lots of HoroXRen fluf! Rated for yaoi.Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 2-10-06 - Horohoro U. & Ren T. - Complete38. Inspiration reviewsWhat happens when Ren is assigned art homework, and is asked what inspires him? HoroXRen fluffage! Rated for yaoi. Oneshot.Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-3-06 - Horohoro U. & Ren T. - Complete39. Heartbreak reviewsLyserg relives the feeling of heartbreak for a second time. LysergXHoroXRen, HoroXRen. Rated for yaoi. Oneshot. Dedicated to HyuugaVSUchiha!Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-30-06 - Horohoro U. & Lyserg D. - Complete40. Clouds reviewsYoh wants Hao to see the shapes in the clouds like he does. HaoXYoh fluffage mostly! Rated for yaoi, twincest, and to be safe!Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-16-06 - Hao A. & Yoh A. - Complete41. Wear It reviews“I will not wear it.” “Yes, you will, dear Outouto.” “Nuh uh.” ...If he was going to have to play Yoh’s way, then fine he’d play Yoh’s way...HaoXYoh! Rated for yaoi, twincest and lemon!Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 1-15-06 - Hao A. & Yoh A. - Complete42. Sweeter Than Sugar reviewsWhat happens when Yoh bakes for Ren? YohXRen. Fluff gone astray! Rated to be safe and for yaoi!Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 1-13-06 - Yoh A. & Ren T. - Complete43. Someone To Love reviewsLyserg has a crush, and he decides to finally admit it to his crush. RenXLyserg. Rated for yaoi and to be safe.Shaman King - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-9-06 - Ren T. & Lyserg D.44. Hoshii reviewsYoh wonders why he feels such a close connection to the stars. Hao is more than willing to explain why. Rated for yaoi, and twincest. Dedicated to Johchan Happy birthday, Sis! Aishiteru!Shaman King - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-8-06 - Hao A. & Yoh A. - Complete45. Fun With Markers reviewsWhat happens when the Asakura twins get hold of a marker in Yoh’s room? HaoXYoh. Rated for yaoi & twincest. Much funnier than it sounds.Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 1-4-06 - Hao A. & Yoh A. - Complete46. Happy Birthday, Ren reviewsDedicated to Tao Ren, as it's his Bday today! Ren believes that he is spending his birthday alone, but what if he's not as alone as he thinks? HoroXRen fluff! Rated for yaoi, and just to be safe! Happy birthday, Ren!Shaman King - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-1-06 - Horohoro U. & Ren T. - Complete47. Never Leave reviewsYet another sequel to Cure for Loneliness & Always with You. So, what if it's the opposite way now? Read to find out more! Rated for yaoi!Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-31-05 - Yoh A. & Ren T. - Complete48. Always With You reviewsA requested sequel to Cure For Loneliness that contains a flashback with YohXRen fluffage showing how Yoh and Ren got together. Rated for yaoi & slight languageShaman King - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-30-05 - Yoh A. & Ren T. - Complete49. Cure For Loneliness reviewsRen is at home alone. Who can't he get off his mind? YohXRen fluff! Yaoi!Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-30-05 - Yoh A. & Ren T. - Complete50. Walkin' In A Winter Wonderland reviewsThe title says it all Ren and Yoh go for one of their walks... YohXRen Warning: Yaoi, so please refrain from reading if you don't particularly enjoy reading them. Hope you enjoy!Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-20-05 - Yoh A. & Ren T.
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