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My name is Zoe. My penname refers to the DCU character Zoe Saugin, aka Kinetix, part of the Legion of Superheroes. I do not own her, nor am I affiliated with DCU. I do not get paid for writing fanfiction. I do it simply because I choose to, and I have no life. Since I have no life, my stories get updated fairly usually, but I can't make promises. At the moment, I am only working on Butterfly Kisses because I have no plot for the others.

BUTTERFLY KISSES: Working as quickly as I can, guys. Really. I'm updating at least every other day! So just try and bear with me. Please and thank you. :)

Favorite Quotes:

"I am disinclined to acquiese to his request." -Elizabeth, Pirates of the Carribean

"You best start believing in Ghost stories, Miss Turner. You're in one." -Barbossa, Pirates of the Carribean

"You look familiar. Have I threatened you before?" -Jack, Pirates of the Carribean

"And Will? Nice hat." -Jack, Pirates of the Carribean

"Davy Jones cannot make port, can not step on land but once every ten years. Land is where you are safe, Jack Sparrow. And so you will carry land with you." gives Jack a jar of dirt "Dirt. This is a jar of dirt." "Yes." "Is the jar of dirt going to help?" "If ya don't want it, give it back." Jack turns away hugging dirt to his chest "No." "Then it helps." -Tia Dalma and Jack, Pirates of the Carribean

after seeing Elizabeth "Hide the rum!" -Jack, Pirates of the Carribean

"One word love; curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you won't be able to resist.Jack, Pirates of the Carribean

"Now where is that monkey? I want to shoot something!" -Jack, Pirates of the Carribean

"Curiosity. You're going to want it. A chance to be admired, and gain the rewrds that follow. You won't be able to resist. You're going to want to know what it tastes like." -Elizabeth, Pirates of the Carribean

"You cannot let him near the chest, man, trust me on this. You can mistrust me less than you can mistrust him. Trust me." -Jack, Pirates of the Carribean

"Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt." -Jack, Pirates of the Carribean

"There's a difference between like and love. I mean I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack." "But I love my Skechers." "That's because you don't have a Prada backpack.Bianca and Chastity, 10 Things I Hate About You

"The shit hath hitith the fan... ith."- Michael, 10 Things I Hate About You

"Hello, Katarina. Make anybody cry today?" "Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30."- Walter and Kat, 10 Things I Hate About You

"It's not everyday you find a girl who'll flash someone to get you out of detention."- Patrick, 10 Things I Hate About You

"Ooh, see that, there. Who needs affection when I have blind hatred?" -Patrick, 10 Things I Hate About You

"Leave it to you to use big words when you're smashed." -Patrick, 10 Things I Hate About You

Blair: (Sighs) You nauseate me.
Chuck: All this talk about how you have to be with Nate or the world will end. Face it, it's over.
Blair: You sound like a jealous boyfriend.
Chuck: Yeah, right. You wish.
Blair: (scoffs) No. You wish.
Chuck: Please. You forget who you're talking to...
Blair: So do you. Do you like me?
Chuck: (after a pause) Define like.
Blair: Oh. You have got to be kidding. I do not believe this.
Chuck: How do you think I feel? I haven't slept. I feel sick, like there's something in my stomach... fluttering.
Blair: Butterflies? Oh, no, no, no, no. This is not happening.
Chuck: Believe me, no one is more surprised, or ashamed than I am.
Blair: Chuck, you know that I adore all of God's creatures and the metaphors that they inspire. But, these butterflies? Got to be murdered.
Chuck: (considers it) Fine... it wasn't that great, anyway.
Blair: Thanks.

"Harris? My last name's Harris. Maybe you're my brother's girlfriend." "Or...maybe I'm your girlfriend. We were all snuggly-wuggly." "Either that or I have a very pissed off older brother out there..." -Xander and Willow, BtVS: Tabula Rasa

"Will you do your sexy dance for me?" "I'll show you mine..." -Anya and Spike, BtVS: Entropy

"Oh, poor Watcher, did your life pass before your eyes? Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost got shagged, cup of tea." -Spike, BtVS: Bargaining Pt. I

"You found the last known Urn of Osiris on eBay?" -Tara, BtVS: Bargaining Pt. I

Willow: "Nobody's changing their minds. Period."
Xander: "Excuse me? Who made you the boss of the group?"
Anya: "You did."
Tara: "You said Willow should be boss."
Anya: "And then you said "let's vote," and it was unanimous..."
Tara: "...and then you made her this little plaque that said "Boss of Us," you put little sparkles on it."

"Demons, ah. There's something you don't see every day. Unless you're us." -Xander, Bargaining Pt. II

"So, Dawn's in trouble. Must be Tuesday." -Buffy, BtVS: Once More, With Feeling

"We'll get our memory back, it'll all be right as rain."Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiffened upper with that nancy boy accent. You English men are always so... bloody hell! Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks. Oh god... I'm English." "Welcome to the nancy tribe." -Giles and Spike, BtVS: Tabula Rasa

'Made with care for Randy'? Randy Giles? Why not just call me "Horny" Giles? or "Desperate-for-a-Shag" Giles? I knew there was a reason I hated you!" -Spike, BtVS: Tabula Rasa

"So you three have, what? Banded together to be pains in my ass?" "We're your arch-nemesises...ses." -Buffy and Warren, BtVS: Gone

"I, Anya, promise to... love you, to cherish you, to honor you, but not to obey you, of course, because that's anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are, like a sea captain or something?" -Anya, BtVS: Hell's Bells

Andrew: "Think your little witch buddy's gonna stop with us? You saw her! She's a truck-driving magic mama! And we've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers. And not one of you bunch has the midi-clorians to stop her."
Xander: "You've never had any tiny bit of sex, have you?"

"Ideals, mes braves, they're easy to embrace. An' I t'ank you for dat, at least. It's dealin' wit' reality that'll take some work. For all of us." -Gambit, X-Men, Issue 109

"This is all my fault." "Actually, they've discovered that males are the ones who carry the mutant gene and pass it on. So — it's his fault." points at Mr. Drake. -Mrs. Drake and Pyro, X2: X-Men United

"Gangway people! Critcally wounded mutant cheesecake, en route!" -Blink, Astonishing X-Men: Volume 1, Issue 1

"Dat's what I like t'hear mon ami. Nothing like a good suicide mission to start the day off right. Maybe, after we stop de cullings, we can liberate de pits and overthrow the Big "A" altogether? 'Course dat don't leave much for de afternoon, but..." -Gambit, Astonishing X-Men: Volume 1, Issue 1

"Feel better, p'tite?" "Not while you're still alive." "Good news den 'cause it don't look like I'm going to be dat way for much longer." -Gambit and Blink, Astonishing X-Men, Volume 1, Issue 1

Personal Quotes:

"I don't think we should use the word love anymore. I think we should use the word froobledooble instead." "Froobledooble?" "Froobledooble." "You are out of your mind. Did you know that?" "Y'know, I think I did."-Mathilde and Me

"So I talked to my uncle yesterday. According to him, the mold was broken when they made me." "Dude, when you were made, the mold was broken by court order." -Me and Ari

"I didn't break it! I was just standing here and it suddenly fell on the ground and shattered!" "Kyle, when they made you, they broke the mold." "Hey! I didn't break that...whatever you said! I swear it was Anthony!"-Kyle and Me

"Do not stick the poodle in the microwave."-Lily talking to Me

"Did you know that when you use the motion-detector paper towel thing in the bathroom, paper towels ACTUALLY come out?"-Me

"It's not pink! It's..." "Pink."-Lily and Me

"You know, Craft owns everything. Why don't we just buy Craft?"-Me

"You know, I always attract the weird people on the streets. It's a sort of talent."-Aimee

"Well, Nightwing doesn't have the cutest daughter to ever walk the pages of a comic book."-Katie

"This is the best cell phone ever!"-Maya

"SHARPIE MARKERS!"-Me

"Death to all that is pink!"-Me

"I didn't kill him! All I did was...um...throw him around by his tail?"-Me

"I am having your brother's kid."-Kirsten

"You definatly DON'T need anymore sugar."-Jess

"Are you insane if you're sane enough to KNOW your insane?" "Of course you are!"-Me and Chloe

"This is the most radical synchro swim class ever!"-Clara

"When I'm laughing and run out of breath, I just get silent. Grayson just gets LOUDER!"-Chloe

"Hey, everyone, shut up and listen to Grayson laugh!"-Lauren.

"If I throw a stick, will you leave?"-Me

"Why ya have to go and make me so constipaaatteeeedddd!"-Ty

"I stepped in a puddle, walked into a tree, tripped on a rock, caught myself, tripped on a root, fell, and then ran into a corner of the cabin!" "Wow. You really take pride in your abilities, don't you." "Yes, I- hey!"-Me and Katie.

"When life gives you lemons, make beef stew!"-Justine

"When life gives you lemons, throw 'em at boys."-Me

"You are and A.B.C.O.M. -A Bad Case of Moonburn." "Yah? Well you are a F.O.X., a T.L.C., a T.N.T., and a S.T.A.R.Z. So there." "So you're saying I'm a TV." "Yes. Yes, that's exactly what I am saying." -Me and Do. I'm serious. His name is Do.

The Shippers Oath

I will hold

true to my pairing

I swear this oath ain't herring

And sometimes to flame another shippers ship

But only if they get me first

Otherwise... LEAVE THEM ALONE

Each shipper to their pairing

Each pairing to their show

May there be many fanfics

So all the world will know

Your pairing is the best

All shippers will try to prove their pair

And if they're motivated

They'll pluck "evidence" from the air

And through all of this

Bold and blue

I am a shipper

Always true