Hey everyone! I am really sad right now. It's only two weeks until Sophmore year starts:' ( But I'm finally not a stupid freshman anymore! YAY! Woot Woot! Does ANYBODY like freshmen? lol the answer is most commonly no. Anyway, I've decided that it was probably time I updated my profile, although I think many people would prefer for me to update my stories! LOL! So here is my new profile page.
Age: read my intro, if you can't figure it out then I think you need to have your IQ checked!
Name: You can belive which ever one of these you want;I answer to all of them: Moony, Moonis, Moons, Moon, Moonys, Li-Li, Corn, Lilo, Leigh, Whatever-the-hell-your-name-is, blondie, space cadet, Joany, Milkshake, Malt, and that's it...for now.
Sex: I will give you this statement and you can try figuring it out for yourselves: Women RULE!
Height: 5' 8" (it sucks)
Hair/Eyes/Skin Color:Golden blonde, wavy / greenish-hazel / it doesn't matter what skin color I have I want you to judge me by my writing not by some idiotic prejudice against a certain race!
Live: Salem, WI AKA small, ordinary midwestern town where everyone knows your name before you know their's (I'm not joking! I moved here this passed summer and everyone in my grade knew my name before school even started and I only knew a few girls, infact, I still don't know everyone's name!LOL!)
Fav. Books: Harry Potter, His Dark Materials (series), Gossip Girl (series), Song of the Lioness Quartet, the Immortals Series, Protector of the Small Series, Trickster's Series, The Keys to the Kingdom (series), Alex Rider (series), Artemis Fowl (series),Emperor Series, Farie Realm Series, The Body of Christopher Creed, Traveling Pants Series, The Wish List, Georgia Nicholson Series, AGreat and Terrible Beauty, 24 Girls in 7 Days, An Earthly Knight, any of the Jacky Faber series (Bloody Jack, Curse of the Blue Tattoo, and Under the Jolly Roger), The Abhorsen Trilogy, Eragon, Eldest, Murder in the House, any of the Blue is for Nightmares Series, and I think that's it, but this list will probably be updated every week!
Fav. Authors: Tamora Pierce, Garth Nix, Eoin Colfer, J.K. Rowling, Libba Bray, Phillip Pullman, L.A. Meyer, Christopher Paolini, Margaret Truman, and that's all I can think of right now!
Fav. Movies: Pirates of the Carribbean, Home on the Range, all of the Harry Potter movies, The Sound of Music, Gone with the Wind, My Fair Lady, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Mean Girls, Twister, Mulan, Mulan II, Monster's Inc., Ice Age, The Little Mermaid, The Little Mermaid II, and that's it for now!
Fav. Bands/Singers: Toby Keith, Shania Twain, Garth Brooks, Jessica Andrews, Sugarland, Kenny Chesney, and that's all the names I can remember right now!
Hobbies: horseback riding (jumping), singing, reading, writing, hanging out with friends on and offline, traveling, SHOPPING!
Fav. 'ships: Harry/Ginny, Ginny/Draco, Hermione/Draco,Hermione/Ron, Dumbledore/McGonaggle, Blue/Henry, Mr.Foggarty/the Painted Lady, Blair/Nate, Alanna/George, Daine/Numair, Keladry/Dominick, and that's it for now!
Fav. Quotes/Excerpts:
"So long and thanks for all the fish!" ~ Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"You know you love me!" ~ Gossip Girl
"I can erase all of the world's problems. Osama Bin Laden - writes name on the board and erases it - gone! World hunger -repeates same procedure - gone!" ~Mr. Westover (my 8th grade English/Reading teacher)
"Drugs are bad." ~ Alex in my class
"What is the world's fastest insect?" Mr. Flater (8th Grade health and history teacher) asks our class. "A hummingbird!" I answer. (I was NOT having a very good day here folks! I was the one to answer correctly after that though!)
"Simple minds discuss people. Average minds discuss ideas. Great minds discuss events. What kind of mind do you have?" ~ a refrigerator magnet (please don't answer that Carly, T, and H. I already know what kind of mind you both have and where it is! LOL!)
"They are going for your chest and your job is to push them away." ~ Mr. Westover (8th Grade english/reading) while teaching us a Tai-Chi move in class.
"It feels good to be a bitch!" ~ Ernest Hemmingway
"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor." ~ The Marauders
One of them was a very old wizard who was wearing a long flowery nightgown. The other was clearly a Ministry wizard; he was holding out a pair of pinstriped trousers and almost crying with exasperation.
"Just put them on, Archie, there's a good chap. You can't walk around like that, the Muggle at the gate's already getting suspicious–"
"I bought this in a Muggle shop," said the old wizard stubbornly. "Muggles wear them."
"Muggle women wear them, Archie, not the men, they wear these," said the Ministry wizard, and he brandished the pinstriped trousers.
"I'm not putting them on," said old Archie in indignation. "I like a healthy breeze 'round my privates, thanks." ~ two wizards a t the Quidditch World Cup
"I want to fix that in my memory forever," said Ron, his closed and an uplifted expression on his face. "Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..." ~ Ron Weasley
"Twitchy little ferret, aren't you Malfoy?"
~Hermione
"I take one day at a time...unless they all attack at once!" ~ a bumper sticker in my health classroom
"I am a certified button pusher!" ~ my insane, hysterical, and random best friend Tessie (AKA Padfoot)
"Homo...I don't think we're in Barney's (department store) anymore!" ~ Jack from 'Will and Grace' (yes, I am obsessed with that show!)
"It takes intelligent people to cook eggs. Then why am I cooking them?" ~ Prongs
"I'm ethically opposed to cleaning." ~ my BFF Kate
"We cheated death!" my BFF Kate (for explanation, read first entry of 'Adventures in My Life')
"Yeah, they're real. Quit starin'!" ~ Maggie from 'Home on the Range'
"If you're in charge around here, I'll take that as a compliment. If you're not, then I'll just have to sit on you!" ~ Maggie from 'Home on the Range'
"It's a chick thing." ~ Grace from 'Home on the Range'
"That horse is a legend only in his own mind." ~ Mrs. C from 'Home on the Range'
"Get those cows off the stage!" ~ the saloon owner in 'Home on the Range'
"Well, if it ain't the phony express!" ~ Maggie from 'Home on the Range'
"This is my comfy place!" ~ Jim Slim from 'Home on the Range'
"I've got two words for you guys: COLD SHOWER!" ~ Maggie from 'Home on the Range'
"Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe." ~ Elizabeth Swan
"You seem somewhat familiar; have I threatened you before?" ~ Captain Jack Sparrow
"But why is the rum gone?" ~ Captain Jack Sparrow from 'Pirates of the Carribbean'
"A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!" ~ Captain Jack Sparrow from 'Pirates of the Carribbean'
"Everything in the room is edible. Even I'm edible, but that is called canibalism, my dear children, and is frowned upon in many societies." ~Willy Wonka (Johnny Depp)
"Is it robot Wednesday?" ~ Bill in my Spanish class (My teacher was doing signals with her hands while teaching us a new word and he didn't know what she was doing so he asked that! It was so stupid it was funny! lol)
"Life is simple. People are difficult!" Mr. Bender
"Now you pick what you want to do with her!" Senorita Helminski (my Spanish teacher; I really don't even remember what the heck this was for!)
"I am convinced that life is 10 what happens to you and 90 how you react to it." ~Charles Swindoll
"The fish is giving the glass a hickey!" ~Me, the wonderful me! lol jjk! (We have this fish tank in our Biology class and one of the sucker fish was like hanging onto the side! It looked really gross to my gutter mind! lol)
"People will believe anything if you whisper it!" ~ Kendall (lol so true Kendall! lol)
"It's not a cat fight...It's a man fight!" ~ME! (lol don't ask!)
"You can close your eyes to reality...but not to memories." ~ Stainslaw J. Lec
"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" - R.D. Lang
"Always do the right thing. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" -Mark Twain
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall"~ Confucius.
"A human on a human..." ~ Monica from Biology (don't ask cuz I don't remember! LOL!)
"What happens on Spring Break, stays on Spring Break...until I force it out of you!"~ Prongsis (don't ask!)
"Leigh! My boogers are escaping!" ~ my bff Kaite aka my older sis! lylas!
"You know...this would be so much easier if we weren't dealing with imaginary numbers!" ~Klaben (we were learning about imaginary numbers in Algebra two and he said that! You're awesome Klaben!)
"Just be normal...that's weird enough." ~ a direct translation of a Dutch proverb (so true! at least for me and my friends! lol)
"Who's in the corner? I should be in the corner!" ~ again, the wonderful and insane Prongsis (What did you do this time Prongsis? lmao)
"Little sugar-coated cubes go to Leigh's head!" ~ Jenny, the amazing and wonderful DolphinGirl! lol love ya hun!
"Should I exit through the nearest window? Doors just aren't cool enough for me!" ~ once again, the amazing Prongsis! lmao lylas!
"My mother asked me today if I wanted a spoon or a fork...I don't think spork was the right answer!" wow, Prongsy, wow...what can I say? SPORKS ROCK!
"We're calculating the moles of aliens!" ~ my most amazing, alien-loving person, Amanda! (AP Chemistry = don't ask)
Adventures in My Life
My BFF, Kate, and I were playing dominoes, and all of a sudden it got really dark outside and the wind picked up. Kate said, "Um..shouldn't we put the umbrella (on the deck table) down?" I agreed and we jumped up to do it. We couldn't get it down, and the wind was picking up and it had started to rain. We yelled for my dad, but he wasn't home so my mom came down. She told us that we had to push it down and turn the handle at the same time. By this time, it was a downpour and we could barely stand upright becuase of the wind. We finally managed to get the umbrella down and secured and we went inside, soaked. We changed into our pajamas, and I called my other BFF, Heather, to see if they had gotten soaked by the rain at her graduation party (don't ask why I'm not there, don't want to explain). She told me that they were in the basement because there had been a tornado warning for Silver Lake, which is right by us, like not even five miles. I immediately freaked out, but then she told me that it was over. Kate and I immediately started laughing our heads off. We had been outside trying to get the damn umbrella (AKA giant lightning rod) down and secured while the tornado had been going through Silver Lake. Well, at least we now knew why the winds were so bad!
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