Name: Renee

Age: 21

Birthday: July 23

Sex: Female

Location: USA

Education: I'm currently enrolled in a Community College getting through the pesky basics that I already suffered through in high school (2008, baby!). Hopefully, I won't be there long. Guess what I'm going to be?

An Architect.

Which has nothing whatsoever to do with literature at all. So this is all a hobby (which, of course, may be the same for everyone). I'm never one to make excuses on why I don't update my stories, but I -am- busy. College is very demanding, especially as a full time student. After school I just flop down in my computer chair and read everyone else's work cause I'm too lazy to write my own. Ha ha.

Giving In

Chinese, by Serene528moon: Here

Russian, by Chernaya-babochka: Here

Beta: Nidorikichidori

Beta: Sweet-and-Simple

Beta: Kaylessa

Giving In Group: It Has Everything!

Website: Coming Soon!

Deviant Art Group: Here

DOUJINSHI:

By Saloe: At Devianart (Amazing)!

Videos:

By Guppyvis: Here!

Kira92: at Youtube!

Lithiummoonfox: Here

AlbinoNial: Here

Foxyyaoimoon: Here

Foxyyaoimoon (again, she's awesome!): Here

GoldDragonFlame: Here!

Fan-Art (collected in the DA group):

Muziie: At Deviantart

Serene528moon: Two of them at Photobucket :3 (One Here and Here) Another Here! Birthday Gift Here!

Pomona: At Photobucket

By me (via photoshop, I don't take complete credit): At Photobucket

By MizzRandumb at Deviantart

not one for history: Here

Shuoli: Here

Inuyoukai-san: On Deviantart / and Here.

WhiteFlameSoul: On Deviantart

Zaperon: On Photobucket

Lucid-madness: On Deviantart

Midnight Kaito: on Deviantart

Anon: Here

Dark-Yokokitsune: On Deviantart

Midnight Kaito: On Deviantart

Dawnstep: On Deviantart

Anon: (totally awesome) Here

Miea15: On Deviantart

Kagetatsuya: Here

Kawaiiokama: On Deviantart

Kaylessa: Here

Kaylessa: Here

Yumenokiki: On Deviantart

Lithiummoonfox: On Deviantart

Anon: (comic of chapter 30) On Mediafire

Ivan’s House:

Slide-Show! Can be seen (Here)!

Have the Sims 3? Download it Here! (Must have all Expansion packs up to Late Night)

Translators:

xXIchaIchaParadiseXx: For Québécoise

FireHeart Alchemist: For Québécoise

RusCSI: For Russian

Hilarious Quotes:

''Seems like you have a case of being a little bitch. I'm prescribing you a heavy dose of man the fuck up'' - no source

"This is all your fault." Prime Minister Harper said, looking somewhat frazzled. "Fair enough." President Obama replied with a diplomatic nod. - Preggers, by IlluminatedShadow

"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us," - 6 year old philosopher Calvin

"Oh, you mean that magical land of overstock beyond those big swinging doors where you can find basically whatever the hell you want because it's logical to find everything there because it's out back? Yeah, because we totally have everything, even the things we don't carry ever, back there, cause that's just what we do. It's magical, right?" -- Canada, Part Right, Half Wrong, a Third Crazy

"Mello was a guy... He hoped. But with the diet and the bitching, it was hard to tell sometimes." -- Matt, Death Note

"It's like I'm Snow White and you're a warped version of the dwarves; Mardy, Weepy, Shouty, Touchy, Snarky, Moany and Horny." -- Draco Malfoy, to Harry

“Not doing much, actually. Just snogging with their shirts off, as many hands as fucking Michael Jackson on dope and making sure all of them were doing something…” -- Molly Weasley.

"Why do we drive on a parkway but park in the driveway?" -- no source

"Warning: Dates in calender are closer than they appear." -- no source

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." -- Said by Gaara, Shades of Gray, Grimm Gray

"You know you should get some sleep when the sheep you're counting start to hit the fence." -- Duo Maxwell

"If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?" -- no source

"Strangers have the best candy." -- Duo Maxwell

"Keep smiling, it makes everyone wonder what you're up to." -- Naruto Uzumaki

"Are you an orange?" -- Light Yagami "No" -- L

There stood a scarecrow a few feet away from them. "Look, It's your father, Kakuzu!" -- Hidan

“Well, shit, I didn’t think about that one.” -- Mello

"My God, woman, what is your problem?!" -- Naruto

“Sasuke! There’s an angry panda chasing me! Make it stop!” -- Naruto, FastForward

"I love Naruto. I’m going to found a religion off of him. The members will worship ramen stands and foxes will be considered holy. Everyone will be required to wear orange jumpsuits and have scars on their faces…Hmm…This is beginning to sound like prision…" --AthenaAlpha

“A little slower?” -- Ichigo, “Ya seem to forget I’m raping ya.” -- Shirosaki (dark Ichigo)

“What, ya think this would stay pg-13? Like hell it is, we’re gonna fuck.” -- Shirosaki (dark Ichigo)

"Griffin: glances at everyone else ... sigh Just me. They range from all sorts of things. Once I had a dream of a voodoo lady from Madagascar raising zombies that only ate babies and left the hearts and livers for her to use to poison the tsar of Russia.
Falen: Good god.
Griffin: Another time I dreamed that rainbow platypuses... platypi... whatever. Rainbow platypuses were eating the world's supply of rice and world hunger impending so they started growing watermelon licorice trees to offset the platypi ruining the balance of the ecosystem.
Falen: Dude. Stop smoking whatever it is you're smoking.
Griffin: ...and sometimes I have normal dreams. Like going to school naked and falling and things like that. ._." -- R727

"He used to wake up screaming bloody murder about hypnotized pandas crowning him king of post-it notes and forcing him to eat avocado ice cream. When he was like ten." -- Griffin, R727

"I had a dream they made me marry the princess of the underwater sea kingdom but I didn't know how to swim so I missed the wedding..." -- Griffin, R727

"God Sirius, if you upset Moony, I will not hesitate to tattoo a clown’s mask on your face and throw you in a room with a load of violent coulrophobics who are armed with baseball bats. Capisce?" -- James, Two Steps Forward

"I'm psychotic and traumatized, don't mess with me, don't try to make me like you, don't touch me... oh yeah, don't get me any presents," -- Gaara, Who owns Who?

"If I asked you to sleep with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?" -- no source

"Oh shit, I went there" -- a friend of mine

"Who does he think he is…? God? Wait… he does" -- Kisame, about Pein (Cursed Salvation)

"Because you're so fucking FAT!" -- Grimmjow, to Ulquiorra

“Whatever I did…I didn’t do.” -- Naruto, Crybaby

"Naruto stayed for dinner, though it wasn’t so much staying as it was raiding Sasuke’s fridge with all the gracious tact of a crazed squirrel, stuffing half a dozen apricots into his mouth for later" -- Second Chances

“You are a disappointment to your kind and a disgrace to your manufacturer, soldier” -- a friend

"I'm on the 'Most Likely to Fuck up Your Shit' list" -- no source

"I'm hoping that one of these days you'll get a heart-attack and drop dead so you'll leave me with all your money." -- Naruto, Dissonance

"Don't know. Rejoin civilization, find out what I've missed...whatever." -- Kakashi, A Chance At The Road Not Taken

"Quit manhandling the hokage!" -- Naruto

“All passengers please come forward and give me your tickets. Be prepared to be cramped, annoyed, hot, itchy, and forced to watch bad movies like Norbit and Glitter. If at any point you feel like gouging your eyes out, please shut the fuck up about it, because I don’t really give a damn.” -- Naruto, Italy, Here we Come

"And that’s when all hell, sick and tired of simply breaking loose, decided to outdo itself for once and break lose in the most horrible, amazing, peculiar, traumatizing, and all-around “holy shit there’s a test tomorrow” sort of way." -- The Terror of Akatsuki's Vacation

"Babies wailing, empty bottles, toys, and spit-up rags all over the place, and a wild eyed Kakashi looking completely lost on what to do." -- Why Orange?

“Love makes the most intelligent people into idiots and stupid people into brainless monkeys.” -- no source

“Anyways, I like ramen, training, and my friends. I hate you all, so jump off a freaking bridge and die. My dream is to find a hubby and settle down after a long career of chaos and destruction in the ANBU corps.” -- Naruto, To be Blunt...

“Your genin are doomed! DOOOOOMED!” -- Asuma, Leafborn

“We’re clearly suffering severe psychological trauma here." -- Naruto, Leafborn

"Fuck that hair. It pissed Sanji off." -- Stay a While

"Wait, Sanji’s jealous of a hawk that kissed Zoro in New York with a guy with a chair in high school?”“Yeah! Just like that!”“WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?”“I dunno! Ha ha!” -- Stay a While

“I think you should give me the name of your plastic surgeon so I know who to avoid.” -- No source

“IT’LL NEVER WORK!!” He yelled flailing his arms around somewhat frantically. -- Kakashi, Lost Soul

"At Big Bill Hell's Cars, we believe that you're such a stupid mother-fucker, that you'll fall for this bullshit. GUARANTEED!" -- Big Bill Hell's Cars, youtube

"Shino stood there alone in an alley, forgotten. Why doesn’t anybody ever remember to say goodbye to me…" -- Where to Look

“GIVE ME SOME FUCKING COFFEE WITH EXTRA BACON.” -- America, Tim Hortons

"America was very displeased with the situation. He got out his cell phone, because it was all wireless and shit, and called the next three most American men he knew. Stephen Colbert, Bandit Keith and Obama. He told them how Canadian hamburgers sucked SALMONELLA and how he had killed Canada completely on purpose, and caused a cashier to quit his job rendering him financially unstable." -- Tim Hortons

“GODDAMNIT AMERICA, I’M GOING TO FUCKING THROW BRICKS AT YOUR HOUSE, YOU HEAR ME?” -- Cuba, Bring on the Maple Syrup!

“And that’s why I need a new bed,” Alfred said confidently, “Hell if I am sleeping in that thing ever again.” -- Brotherly Scaring, Deinde

“Aw right! I love that stuff! It's like, instant cavities.” -- America, In the Cards

“Nice, but you look too stiff. Give me something that says ‘Come here, you naughty boy, and let me punish—’ OW! I wasn’t doing anything, you bitch!” -- Prussia, Leunung

"We have health care and syrup and low violence rates and A LOT OF PRETTY LOOKING SCENERY." -- Canada, Cheeseburger vs Eh

"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'" --George Carlin (1937-2008)

"Barrel of gratitude not available on earth." - Me

"Is it just me, or is there something inherently wrong with three naked men riding a giant toad?" - Friend

"Gravity seems to work better when you're in the air." – no source

You aren't drunk if you can lay on the floor without hanging on. – no source

“Well the wizarding world is screwed. Wanna move to Konoha?” Yondaime, Arashi Ni Narimasu

“Gryffindors,” Duo announced finally, “suffer from lack of sex. You, my dear house mates, are uptight, self-righteous little know-it-alls that seem to get off more on adventure than down and out bunny lovin’. I should disown you all!” He served the shocked Gryffindors with a self-sacrificing look. “However, I’ve taken pity on you poor, sheltered souls. I’ve taken it upon myself to get you all laid. You’ll be little nymphomaniacs by Christmas.” - Duo Maxwell, Harry Potter and the Secret Link

"To put it in Muggle terms." Draco said calmly, "Shit plus fan equals this afternoon, in about two hours time." - The Year That Never Was