Welcome to my user page!

Name: you can call me Renee!

Age: 19

Birthday: July 23

Sex: Female

Location: I'm too paraniod to tell. >.>

Myspace: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=421292085

Education: I'm currently enrolled as a Freshman in a Community College getting through the pesky basics that I already suffered through last year in high school (2008, baby!). Hopefully, I won't be there long. I will most likely be going to A&M University. Guess what I'm going to be?

An Architect.

Which has nothing whatsoever to do with literature at all. So this is all a hobby (which, of course, may be the same for everyone). I'm never one to make excuses on why I don't update my stories, but I -am- busy. College is very demanding, especially as a full time student. After school I just flop down in my computer chair and read everyone else's work cause I'm too lazy to write my own. Ha ha.

Favorite Books:

Warriors: a good book about wild cats and how they live in clans. Not a biography and I urge people to read it. It is a series book.

Pendragon: A strange book about a boy who travels to diferent worlds through portals, racing against an evil force trying to destroy those worlds. Really awesome and well writen. Also a series book.

Watchers: by Dean Koontz. About a test subjected dog who is very intelligent and escapes from the labs but a monster, designed to be a great war weapon escapes also and is after the dog, killing all those in its way. A horror story. Very suspenceful.

Dark Lover: The last pure blood Vampire refuses the throne as a silent war exsists between their slayers, oblivious to the humans around them. However, one woman will change the whole situation by falling in love.

Lover Eternal: a sequel to Dark Lover. Another member of the Brotherhood with a curse is falling deeper into denial and deppression. Hurt by the knowledge that he causes everyone to be in danger, he slowly pulls away from the war and the other members of the brotherhood. Until Mary, a human woman with a curse of her own comes into his life amd helps him to open his eyes.

Lover Awakened: a sequel to Lover Eternal. Zadist, the most terrifying member of the brotherhood is consumed with fury and the lust for revenge as his past haunts him everywhere he looks. When he saves a female vampire from the Lessening society he becomes intent on revenge for what they did to her, but who knew that it become more than that?

Lover Revealed: a sequel to Lover Awakened. An ex cop and detective, Butch O'Neal is the only human involved in the silent war between Vampires and Lessers. It is no secret that he harbors feelings for a female vampire and aristocrat, as well as the fact that the female does not return his feelings. But when Butch is fatally wounded trying to save a few vampires, the female just might be the only one who can save him.

Lover Unbound: a sequal to Lover Revealed. Vishous, the more mysterious member of the blackdagger brotherhood finds himself at a crossroads in life. The strange power to see the future has left him and, with the scribe virgin's clutch on his soul, there is little he can do about his life. With an unfortunate inccendent that puts him in the care of a human surgeon named Jane, that one small step to a future in which he must give up everything for the sake of his race gets even harder. For he knows that the future made for him cannot include her.

Lover Enshrined: So this might have been one of the top three books, in my opinion, of the Dark Lover series. More characters are introduced (like an awesome Fallen Angel with a bad mouth) and the ultimate heart throb -potential- couple; Quinn and Blaylock. Phury has had quite a life; taking care of his twin brother with sadistic tendencies isn't the only thing going for him. Coping with his drug problem and the fact that he's the chosen male to produce many warriors to come... when he's sworn celibacy. That's harsh. Especially when the only female he's considered loving definitely seems too far out of his reach. How is our favorite, charming, and caring brother going to get out of this one?

Favorite Mangas:

MARS: Rei, who has a past full of pain and death, races motorcycles, very popular, and is wanted by every girl in school which he uses to his advantage, has few to no trouble in life. Until he meets Kira, a girl with her own past who pretends to be invisable. Sparks fly.

Rurouni Kenshin: I personaly think the manga is better than the anime. A long time ago, in the dark ages of the sakigahara one assassin stands above all the rest: Battousai. Feared by all, he killed many on the battle feild until one day he just disappeared. Ten years later his name has become a myth and a lonely wanderer rises from the mist to Tokyo. No matter how cheerful Kenshin Himura is, destruction is always a step behind him.

Ceres: Celestial madiens with extrordinary powers are said to have came to earth in order to bathe, yet some human men just can't let go of such beauties. Now, in present day tokyo, a certain family keeps tradition: To kill every girl in the family who shows awakening of power at the age of sixteen. Aya, the next girl in line doesn't know how well she had it and now, she will do anything to get her life back. When your own family cannot be trusted, who can?

Hana Kimi: Mitzuki, a young girl in love with a famous athlete will do anything to be close to him, even go to an all boys school. When things good and bad follow her how long will she be able to keep her secret?... Really great story but the author is not finished with the manga yet, I'm getting giddy just thinking about it.

Gravitation: Yaoi! Yuki, a best selling author of romance hardly qualifies as a good lover yet the body says all. Shuichi, a senior in high school trying to make it big in the music business. When Yuki critisizes his lyrics, Shuichi will try anything to prove his worth. But things go alot deeper when love hits them both hard. Throw in a crazy manager obssesed with bozukas, canable fans, insane press members, a singer with the inteligence of a five year old, and a Giant Panda... Things get complicated. I absolutely love this manga, I advise you all not to read it during a test, I started laughing in the middle of it and got into trouble. It's soooo funny!

Samuri Deeper Kyo

Loveless

Fruits Basket

Chobits

Girl Got Game

Favorite Animes:

Fushugi Yugi: When two teenage girls get sent into the past through a book called the four gods, things get a little weird. As the two best friends are separated in a world they know nothing of, lies spread and decete settles into the heart of those around them. Now, the girls are turned against each other in the race to find seven people who are needed in order to call upon the god who rules over the land. To get home it will take more than strength. This is a romance book, very good and the author is also the girl who writes Ceres, one of my manga favorites.

Inuyasha: You all should know this. I like it, but the author takes so long to end it and now, it only seems to repeat. I'll have a rant about this later. Kagome, a normal teenage girl in high school just found a well in the back yard leading 500 years into the past to a world filled with demons. Her normal life gets turned upside down when she needs to travel across the land with an obnoxious half demon in order to find pieces of a sacred jewel powerful enough to grant any wish. Her quest becomes more difficult as a great evil wants those pieces for himself.

Naruto: In a world divided into many countries of water, leaf, sand, sound, and sky, ninja are the ultimate soldiers, fighting to gain honor and to prove that their ninja way is the best way. For one Naruto Uzimaki, that is easier said then done. This is a definate one to look at for all of you fans of ninja arts. Although the anime seems to move slowly and bends around before getting to the point, it is fun to watch.

Gundam Wing: Placed in the year after colony 196, Earth, the mother planet is threated my the forces in outer space as the colonies react violently, being subjected to rule. The war has been hard for many and all civilians, but now they have hope as five pilots along with their specialized gundams are sent to Earth to stop the secret organization causing all the grief. What they don't know, is just how hard that is going to be. Soldiers who are trained to be the best, may not be suitable for this. I love to put Duo and Heero together in a pairing, Yaoi certainly fits their relationship. Although in the american version they are stricly friends. I hope that is not the case in the japanese version I have yet to find that out though if any of you know, please tell me.

DNAngel: Dasuke Niwa has been trained to handle anything from traped doors in his room to hacking into top secret computers all thanks to his parents. But why did he need to know all that when he was just another high school kid? To make matters worse, he just got rejected by the only girl he ever liked. One day, things become a lot clearer when another force awakens inside of him: the famous theif, Dark, past down from generation to generation of the Niwa family. Every night, Dasuke is forced to steal pricless jewels and paintings. What will get rid of his curse? Love, which, unfortunatly, Dasuke in on the short end of.

Kadocha

There are more that I may or may not put up. However I encourage everyone who read all that above, to look into the books and anime I listed. They are really good, depending on what you like. To me, I'm usually attracted to romance novels so all you boys might not like all of those but there are some good, violent ones up there.

Hilarious sayings that I've come across in my readings:

"Mello was a guy... He hoped. But with the diet and the bitching, it was hard to tell sometimes." -- Matt, Death Note

"It's like I'm Snow White and you're a warped version of the dwarves; Mardy, Weepy, Shouty, Touchy, Snarky, Moany and Horny." -- Draco Malfoy, to Harry

“Not doing much, actually. Just snogging with their shirts off, as many hands as fucking Michael Jackson on dope and making sure all of them were doing something…” -- Molly Weasley.

"Why do we drive on a parkway but park in the driveway?" -- no source

"Warning: Dates in calender are closer than they appear." -- no source

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." -- Said by Gaara, Shades of Gray, Grimm Gray

"You know you should get some sleep when the sheep you're counting start to hit the fence." -- Duo Maxwell

"If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?" -- no source

"Strangers have the best candy." -- Duo Maxwell

"Keep smiling, it makes everyone wonder what you're up to." -- Naruto Uzumaki

"Are you an orange?" -- Light Yagami "No" -- L

There stood a scarecrow a few feet away from them. "Look, It's your father, Kakuzu!" -- Hidan

“Well, shit, I didn’t think about that one.” -- Mello

"My God, woman, what is your problem?!" -- Naruto

“Sasuke! There’s an angry panda chasing me! Make it stop!” -- Naruto, FastForward

"I love Naruto. I’m going to found a religion off of him. The members will worship ramen stands and foxes will be considered holy. Everyone will be required to wear orange jumpsuits and have scars on their faces…Hmm…This is beginning to sound like prision…" --AthenaAlpha

“A little slower?” -- Ichigo, “Ya seem to forget I’m raping ya.” -- Shirosaki (dark Ichigo)

“What, ya think this would stay pg-13? Like hell it is, we’re gonna fuck.” -- Shirosaki (dark Ichigo)

"Griffin: glances at everyone else ... sigh Just me. They range from all sorts of things. Once I had a dream of a voodoo lady from Madagascar raising zombies that only ate babies and left the hearts and livers for her to use to poison the tsar of Russia.
Falen: Good god.
Griffin: Another time I dreamed that rainbow platypuses... platypi... whatever. Rainbow platypuses were eating the world's supply of rice and world hunger impending so they started growing watermelon licorice trees to offset the platypi ruining the balance of the ecosystem.
Falen: Dude. Stop smoking whatever it is you're smoking.
Griffin: ...and sometimes I have normal dreams. Like going to school naked and falling and things like that. ._." -- R727

"He used to wake up screaming bloody murder about hypnotized pandas crowning him king of post-it notes and forcing him to eat avocado ice cream. When he was like ten." -- Griffin, R727

"I had a dream they made me marry the princess of the underwater sea kingdom but I didn't know how to swim so I missed the wedding..." -- Griffin, R727

"God Sirius, if you upset Moony, I will not hesitate to tattoo a clown’s mask on your face and throw you in a room with a load of violent coulrophobics who are armed with baseball bats. Capisce?" -- James, Two Steps Forward

"I'm psychotic and traumatized, don't mess with me, don't try to make me like you, don't touch me... oh yeah, don't get me any presents," -- Gaara, Who owns Who?

"If I asked you to sleep with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?" -- no source

"Oh shit, I went there" -- a friend of mine

"Who does he think he is…? God? Wait… he does" -- Kisame, about Pein (Cursed Salvation)

"Because you're so fucking FAT!" -- Grimmjow, to Ulquiorra

“Whatever I did…I didn’t do.” -- Naruto, Crybaby

"Naruto stayed for dinner, though it wasn’t so much staying as it was raiding Sasuke’s fridge with all the gracious tact of a crazed squirrel, stuffing half a dozen apricots into his mouth for later" -- Second Chances

“You are a disappointment to your kind and a disgrace to your manufacturer, soldier” -- a friend

"I'm on the 'Most Likely to Fuck up Your Shit' list" -- no source

"I'm hoping that one of these days you'll get a heart-attack and drop dead so you'll leave me with all your money." -- Naruto, Dissonance

"Don't know. Rejoin civilization, find out what I've missed...whatever." -- Kakashi, A Chance At The Road Not Taken

"Quit manhandling the hokage!" -- Naruto

“All passengers please come forward and give me your tickets. Be prepared to be cramped, annoyed, hot, itchy, and forced to watch bad movies like Norbit and Glitter. If at any point you feel like gouging your eyes out, please shut the fuck up about it, because I don’t really give a damn.” -- Naruto, Italy, Here we Come

"And that’s when all hell, sick and tired of simply breaking loose, decided to outdo itself for once and break lose in the most horrible, amazing, peculiar, traumatizing, and all-around “holy shit there’s a test tomorrow” sort of way." -- The Terror of Akatsuki's Vacation

"Babies wailing, empty bottles, toys, and spit-up rags all over the place, and a wild eyed Kakashi looking completely lost on what to do." -- Why Orange?

“Love makes the most intelligent people into idiots and stupid people into brainless monkeys.” -- no source

“Anyways, I like ramen, training, and my friends. I hate you all, so jump off a freaking bridge and die. My dream is to find a hubby and settle down after a long career of chaos and destruction in the ANBU corps.” -- Naruto, To be Blunt...

“Your genin are doomed! DOOOOOMED!” -- Asuma, Leafborn

“We’re clearly suffering severe psychological trauma here." -- Naruto, Leafborn

"Fuck that hair. It pissed Sanji off." -- Stay a While

"Wait, Sanji’s jealous of a hawk that kissed Zoro in New York with a guy with a chair in high school?”“Yeah! Just like that!”“WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?”“I dunno! Ha ha!” -- Stay a While

“I think you should give me the name of your plastic surgeon so I know who to avoid.” -- No source

“IT’LL NEVER WORK!!” He yelled flailing his arms around somewhat frantically. -- Kakashi, Lost Soul

"At Big Bill Hell's Cars, we believe that you're such a stupid mother-fucker, that you'll fall for this bullshit. GUARANTEED!" -- Big Bill Hell's Cars, youtube

"Shino stood there alone in an alley, forgotten. Why doesn’t anybody ever remember to say goodbye to me…" -- Where to Look

My stories:

Important: Surprisingly, this story has gotten -many- reviews asking me where I got such insight from. As the summary says, Matt is confronted with admitting his uselessness to L, saying how cruel it can be promising a chance at becoming something impossible. I suppose many people with low self-esteem ask themselves this once in a while; Are my friends real? Am I just a burden? With I ever get -anywhere- with my life? ... So yes, I've had experience with this before in which I've suddenly brought it up, screamed and cried my lungs out, then promptly felt stupid when my friends asked how dare I even think such thoughts? Of course, when I put this in relation to Matt, I exaggerated a bit because, well, he is third in line to be L... and that's huge.

Only Matt: Smut. That's all this is. Just an excuse to practice some lemon-y goodness with Matt and Mello being the manipulated subjects (evil laugh).

Stupid Love: This used to be a Naruto and Zarach get-together story. Zarach is my own character, very original and funny in my opinion. It has been changed (obviously). Now Naruto is no longer in the picture and another new character of mine Rei has replaced him. This is because nobody cared to read it before.

Logic: Another reason for some smut. This was my first story in which to write a lemon! So be nice...

4th Of July: A Matt and Mello story! One-shot featuring the two sexy Death Note boys celebrating Independence Day (they are in America during this time, of course). Really fluffy and may be a little Out of Character.

Green Eyes: The first chapter is an idea that anybody is willing to take should they merely mention my name; Artificial Starlight. I would like to see how many directions such a story can take. I hope someone takes me up on the offer! If you do, please let me know, I want to read it! ... If not, send me some ideas (God knows I need them).

Moments Of Insecurity: A cute, fluffy, one shot with Kakuzu and Hidan.

All Part Of the Plan: This is kind of my own warped version of Naruto's two year training period with Jaraiya only he has another teacher to help the old pervert with Naruto's studies. He's going to come back kickin' ass like all the other "Naruto leaves and comes back later..." fics... lol.

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Read and review, it helps motivate me to get off my lazy ass and actually update these stories you all think suck (don't lie, I know you do!)

Going off to be emo now.