~~~Profile Update!!~~~

Time for another profile update! Whoop-de-tiddly-do. Wanna hear something exciting? I'm working on my first original novel! And I got my Associate's Degree! And I'm moving to Florida! =D So much is happening right now! Yay!

BY THE WAY!!

I am super excited to inform all of you that I won an Award for Literary Excellence at my college for a short story I submitted to the school paper! Not only was my short story, and another poem published, but I also won a nifty Certificate and a hundred dollars! Woo-hoo! =)

Info on me! For all you wanna be stalkers...I mean fans.

Name: Just call me Krystal.

Gender: Female

Age: 22

Birthday: 08/29/89

School: College

Nicknames: Kitty, Tribbit, Lyssa-lou, Krys, Goober, Krystal etc...

Song for the Moment: Eye to Eye~ From "A Goofy Movie"

Quirks: I change my profile picture every time I update my profile or story stats. I'll get one hiccup and that's it...several times a day. I am the comeback QUEEN...if you give me 30 minutes to think of one. Scorpions are the scariest things...ever! Every Christmas season I dedicate a day to baking cookies...about 300 of them, all from scratch. Umm...I secretely wear rainbow knee socks underneath my all black work uniform occasionally, makes me feel sneaky. =)

Current Profile Pic: I have recently become obsessed with Full Metal Alchemist, especially Al. He is just so cute! X3 But everyone has those days where they just need a kitten.

Twitter: So I have several Twitter accounts...My main roleplay account is @Queen_of_Hyrule, where I play a kick-ass and sarcastic Zelda from Ocarina of Time. I also just started an account for Kimi and Kiki Taisho from my story The Circus Comes to Ouran! Which can be found at @Circus_Twins! Feel free to follow for updates on the story and quirky stories straight from the twins themselves! Finally I just started another roleplay account for Kasanoda-kun, which was severely lacking in the Twitter community. This one is more of an experiment, but we'll see how it goes at @Ritsu_Kasanoda. =) Come follow if you want!

Anime & Manga:

I really don't watch anime or read manga anymore. (Sadness). For some odd reason though, InuYasha and Ouran High School Host Club are still near and dear to my heart. Which I find odd that those are the only two I'll still watch. Even though I have a sudden rekindled interest in Naruto. Oh well, ramblings aside...

P.S. SUMMER WARS IS AN AMAZING ANIME MOVIE GO WATCH IT NOOOOOOOW!!

About Me:

I am currently a college student, struggling my way through mountains of books, hopefully to make my self seem smarter then I actually am. I live...somewhere in the U.S. In a state that gets far too hot for its own good. I used to live in Maine, which was cold...very very very cold. I love reading and writing, which explains why my major in college is English with a minor in History. I still haven't been able to decide what I want to do after college. I would love to publish a book, but I'm not sure if my writing is that good...yet. Whenever I write I tend to focus on humor. Why? Because it makes me giggle. I absolutely adore getting reviews! I LIVE off of them! They are like the marshmallow to my smore...thing...except I dont' like smores...this analogy isn't working anymore...

Story Status: (Updated 3/10/2012)

The Circus Comes to Ouran!: Chapter eleven has been posted! My original novel has been taking up a lot of my time, but Chapter eleven is the largest chapter I've posted at the moment! I've still got a couple of Spazztastic Scenes in the works, so hopefully we'll see those soon. Refer to this chapter regarding a little contest going on in which the girls owe a debt to Kyouya and YOU get to pick what he'll demand from them. (NOTHING PERVERTED!) I am also toying with the idea of re-writing some of the beginning chapters and fixing some mistakes in the later chapters, but we'll see what happens...

The Half Demon Toddlers: I read over this story and was almost embarrassed at how terribly awful the beginning chapters were. In my mind, it really doesn't matter how great the later chapters are, if the beginning chapters are poor, whose going to stick around to get to the better chapters? I've decided to re-write the story, so if you look in my stories, you'll see the new posting of the updated version of HDT! I'm fixing grammar, plotholes, and overall lameness. Hopefully this won't take too terribly long. Once I catch up on all sixteen chapters, I'm going to delete the old version. All extra chapters that don't belong (like Chapter 5: Chicken! and the special Thanksgiving chapter) will be moved over to a collection of one-shots I will be starting especially for this story. I would really appreciate if everyone who has favorited the original HDT will go ahead and favorite the new re-write, and leave reviews. I would greatly appreciate knowing what everyone thinks of this change, or if I'm just wasting my time.

The Half Demon Toddlers Rewrite: Chapter four is still in progress. (I only have like...four pages...I'm so ashamed!) It's taking me longer though, because I'm basically throwing out the entire chapter out and starting over from scratch...fun. But what I have so far makes me happy, I am still happy that this story is being re-written! So there!

Termiwhat?: -DISCONTINUED-

Completed Stories:

Let's Play a New Game- Oneshot.

Her Name- Oneshot. (Slight possibility of it being continued, but don't hold your breath)

Quotes!:

93 percent of American Teens would have a severe emotional breakdown is someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who will say "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this to your profile and add you name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Evil genius of COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Stardawn, NightOfTheTiger, Faithrose, Allan Pike (I'm a freak and very proud of it, thank you very much), Swiftbreath, Crystalsong, The Queen of The Apocalypse, HyperFoxChild

98 percent of teenagers have sex, take drugs, and drink alcohol . . . if you like bagels, copy and paste this to your profile

Personal Quotes

"I don't suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it!"

"I now have a bra shaped hole in my heart."-Aaron

"I saw what you did to momma tree!"-Me

"IT'S THE RACOON FROM THE UNDERWOOOOOORLD! WE'RE ALL DOOOOOOOOMED!"-Krystal

"I want to live in a world where chickens can cross the road and their motives, NOT BE QUESTIONED!!"-Krystal

"I fuckin hate those ducks...I wanna kill them medieval fashion with a bow and arrow."-Tsoki

"Creepy people make creepy babies that continue the creepy species." -Jenifer

"You've got AIDS!"-Nick
"NOO! I ALWAYS END UP WITH THE AIDS!"-Krystal

"GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!" -Christi

"Water mocassins are fish!" -Christi

-:Link is quietly sitting in a room reading, when D.S. comes flying through the wall and lands next to him:
Link: "Dude...what happened to you?"
:Zelda comes running in the room furious:
Zelda: "HE BLEW UP MY ROOM WITH A BOMCHU!"
Link: "A bomchu?"
Zelda: "And he owes me 90 ruppees!!"
Link: "Why does he owe you 90 ruppees?"
Zelda: "For the bomchu!"- Link (Christi), Zelda (Krystal), D.S. (Mitchell)

Random: "WHERE IN THE ANICORIAN REALMS DID YOU GET YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE!?"
Krystal: "Umm...I didn't?"

"I'm infalababable"- Tsoki

:Walking out of the theatre after watching Toy Story 3:
"Ugh! I can't believe those guys thought we came to watch Twilight!"
"I know, it's awful! I feel dirty."
"I know right? I just wanna wash the sparkle off!"
-In order of appearance: Krystal, My roomate

Anime Quotes

"It's Impossible! It's Irrational! It's against my religion!"-Miroku (Inuyasha)

"Makimachi Misao never gives out her name to criminals!" -- Misao (Rurouni Kenshin)

"It's not stupid...it's advanced!" - Almighty Tallest (Invader Zim)

"Now I know how George Washington felt when he was beaten by Napoleon at Pearl Harbor." - Beast Boy (Teen Titans)

"I know as much about video games as I do of hugs and puppies... and despise them even more."- Hiei (YYH)

"Kurama! Don’t make me pull out your precious voice box." -Hiei (YYH)

"You'll have to come up with a smart way to kill it, or else BANG!" -Youko Kurama (YYH)

"Do you want me to ask it to eat you!" -Youko Kurama (YYH)

"It's so dark I can't even see myself think!"- Kuwabara(Yu Yu Hakkusho)

"Yes, it's true. I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth. But they immediately had to remove it to make room for my foot."- James (Pokemon)

"...This parrot is dead! It is deceased! It is no longer among the living! It has gone to meet it's maker! If it had not been nailed to the perch, it would be pushing up daisies! It is an ex-parrot!"- Monty Python Guy (From: Monty Python)

"I like you. When I take over the world, your death shall be quick and painless." -Stewie (Family Guy)

"Hey! I'm as normal as they get! This is a contest of freaks! What do you want me to do? Hit them with my sling shot?"~Hughes (FMA)

"I'm seventeen and have three children...where has my youth gone?" -Kyoya (Ouran High School Host Club)

"Quick everyone! Assume your P.E. positions! Commoners invented it in order to save space!"-Tamaki (O.H.S.H.C.)

"You are all the homo side characters!"-Tamaki (O.H.S.H.C.)

Aaand...I guess that is it for now...I hope you enjoyed the profile changes! Leave me reviews please! :is shamelessly begging: