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since: 04-16-05, id: 796059, Profile edited: 05-31-08
Author has written 27 stories for CSI, Harry Potter, Phantom of the Opera, Jane Austen, CSI: New York, Odyssey, Criminal Minds, House, M.D., Musicals/Plays, and Indiana Jones.

You found me, congrats, snaps for you.

My name’s Roberta, but nobody’s called me that and lived. Just call me Bobbi and nobody gets hurt. I’m currently on the down hill part of school and am ridiculously busy. I’m a varsity swimmer (aka every stinking meet I have to go to and stay until way after it ends = long nights) and I’m also in the marching band. So in the fall I have zero time. Then in the winter I’m in speech club, the spring I do plays. I’m also the president of the school’s Gay/ Straight Alliance. It’s safe to say that updates will be sporadic at best.

If I do update it’ll probably be because I don’t want to do my physics or math homework. I’m absolutely abysmal with numbers. I like English (especially acting) and history (especially US History). I also love trivia and quotes, but that doesn’t help my GPA. I live in Ames, Iowa. You’ve probably heard of it because Iowa State University is located here. It’s a good school but has a terrible football team.

I love books, movies, ALL kinds of music, TV, history, my friends, my crazy family, politics (especially satire – the Capitol Steps, the Daily Show, and the Colbert Report), shoes, food, and of course naps. I hate math and spelling. I wish I could sing.

Some of my other favorite things are: Jimmy Buffett, Areosmith, the Sophie Katz series, web cartoons, Smash and Threadless tees, VH1 countdowns, Theatre, Super cheesy romance novels, Mel Brooks, Alfred Hitchcock, Agatha Christie, and the word twitterpaited.

Hopefully this hodge podge of information explains everything. If you have any question, comments, pearls of wisdom feel free to contact me - streakie257@yahoo.com. I'd like to create a website but I'm techno stupid, so if someone can help me with that I'd love them forever. My writing has evolved and will always continue to do so. Glory Daze was written when I was in seventh grade, it was my first serious fanfiction. But I think everything about me has stayed close to the same, and will probably always stay close to the same.

PS: Yes, I earned my penname.

PPS: A word about my OCs - Specifically Elizabeth - Iris Olsen (In Hoxie We Trust) and Magdalene Burgess (Smart Woman (in a Real Short Skirt)), I am currently living vicairously through these women, I love them both very much, even if I don't update all that often. However just as I seek to make myself a better person, I appreciate commentary on these characters; I want ot help them grow. But please be nice, they are my babies. Oh and Doris is shorthand for Don and Iris. FYI.

Pairings:

Movies

Indiana Jones: Indy/ Marion - Kingdom of the Crystal Skull could not be saved by her return however, crap plot, crappy, crappy plot...

Hairspray 2007: Trink

TV Show

CSI: Grillows, Snickers

CSI:NY: DL, Smacked – But Pac is growing on me now that Payton actually has a character, Flack/ OFC

Criminal Minds: Spencer Reid anything, Derek Morgan/ Garcia

House, MD: Huddy, Cameron/ Chase

NCIS: McAbby – I love McGee!

Books

Phantom of the Opera: Erik/ Christine (This is one of the few ships I’m absolutely protective and crazy about)

Harry Potter: I love Snape! He was the anti hero and I adore Alan Rickman…, Narcissa/ Lucius




1. In Hoxie We Trust » reviews
DL, Smacked, Light HawkesOFC, Doris. Girlfriends and the economy got reviewed every fiscal quarter. Updated 7.11.08.
CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,712 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 7-11-08 - Published: 9-23-06
2. The Boy from Tupelo
“Danny, I’m gone.” Like the buffalo That boy from Tupelo The old wall down in Jericho Maybelle on the radio I’ll be gone like the five and dime It’ll be the perfect crime Just ask the boy from Tupelo He’s the king and he oughta know. DL Oneshot.
Complete - CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-6-08 - Published: 7-6-08
3. I'll Work for Your Love
What others may want for free; I’ll work for your love. DonOFC - Iris from "In Hoxie We Trust" that's stories going nowhere fast but I offer this as a distraction from that fact...
Complete - CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-31-08 - Published: 5-31-08
4. NOT the Cleavers reviews
A short vignette about the family Jones and how they are not the Cleavers. Post KotCS.
Indiana Jones - Fiction Rated: K - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-30-08 - Published: 5-30-08
5. Bridges of Faith reviews
Written about Indy 4, I am not responsible for any loss of innocence brought about by reading this premature. He couldn’t say if he believed it, but he’d also walked across a bridge of faith, things were possible.
Complete - Indiana Jones - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-24-08 - Published: 5-24-08
6. The Hammer of Witches » reviews
Sequal to 'Smart Woman in a Real Short Skirt' I'd read that before this, but you don't have to... “Would you stay? Please?” Spencer smiled her needed to stay as much as she needed him to. Updated 2.5.08
Criminal Minds - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,294 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-5-08 - Published: 3-22-07
7. The Red Ribbon » reviews
Modern. AUish. Erik Christine. EVIL!Raoul You have been warned. Fuller, not necessarily better summary inside. There’s the ‘Phantom of the Opera’ and then there’s their story. M for Language and situations.
Phantom of the Opera - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,874 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-5-08 - Published: 7-20-07
8. Pink reviews
[Hairspray] Link Larkin had pink on the brain. Yes, pink. As in the color. Trink. Oneshot.Song by Aerosmith
Musicals/Plays - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-28-07 - Published: 7-28-07
9. Expect the Unexpected reviews
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected? Huddy.
House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-11-07 - Published: 7-11-07
10. Smart Woman in a Real Short Skirt » reviews
Complete, sequal started. Rating changed, but watch for religion and murder. I'm looking for a smart woman in a real short skirtSmart woman who knows how to flirt Smart woman got a mind of her own Smart woman that'll take me home Take me home J Buffett
Complete - Criminal Minds - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,725 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 3-10-07 - Published: 9-15-06
11. Your Smiling Face reviews
DL, AU Lindsay walks into a bar… and meets the famous Aiden Burn. Oneshot.
CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-16-06 - Published: 9-16-06
12. Raining With You reviews
Is it raining with you? DL fluff. oneshot.
Complete - CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-26-06 - Published: 8-26-06
13. Marked reviews
There are many things you don’t want to see first things in the mirror, threats in lipstick, breakup notes, psycho killers, gynecologist reminders… and circular bruises on your neck. DL fluff.
Complete - CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-5-06 - Published: 8-5-06
14. CSI:NY The Musical! » reviews
It’s a parody! So forget canon attitudes, actual events, and rational thoughts. Show tunes, no matter who you are apply to your life. DL fluff with the rest of the cast.
Complete - CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,182 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-3-06 - Published: 7-21-06
15. Se7en » reviews
Now let me tell you about the seven deadly sins. DL.
Complete - CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-19-06 - Published: 7-19-06
16. This Shirt reviews
This shirt is old and faded, all the colors washed away, I’ve had it now for more damn years than I can count anyway. Dantana Oneshot fluff.
Complete - CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-15-06 - Published: 7-15-06
17. New York's Not my Home reviews
cause I know that I gotta get out of here, I'm so alone, don’t you know that I gotta get out of here, 'Cause New York's not my home. Dantana Oneshot.
Complete - CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-9-06 - Published: 6-9-06
18. What Bloody Man is This? Or Athaisce reviews
Written from an original character's point of view as a class assignment. Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn. Complete.
Complete - Odyssey - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-2-06 - Published: 5-2-06
19. Shoes » reviews
Danny has a shoe fetish, at least he does when it comes to one particular woman. She's worn lots of shoes. DL. Collection of oneshots.
Complete - CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 4-26-06 - Published: 4-26-06
20. Measure of a Man reviews
Danny attempts to pay Lindsay back for her tampon request but ends up playing the loser again. Sequel to 'You Did Say Anything'. DL. Oneshot. Watch out for certain 'refrences'.
Complete - CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-23-06 - Published: 4-23-06
21. You Did Say Anything reviews
Oneshot. DL. Lindsay Monroe was probably the worst sick person on the face of the planet.
Complete - CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-23-06 - Published: 4-23-06
22. Sleep and I Shall Sooth You reviews
My take off of the episode Run Silent, Run Deep. Alternate ending. DL. Oneshot.
Complete - CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-20-06 - Published: 4-20-06
23. La Boheme » reviews
Same flaws, different century, a modern prejudice. More complete summery inside. Language warning. Complete. I think.
Complete - Jane Austen - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,435 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 4-1-06 - Published: 2-23-06
24. Necrophilia reviews
Necrophilia is loving a corpse. I do not love a dead man. I love a man who is very much alive. One shot. EC Mild Susan Kay reference.
Complete - Phantom of the Opera - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-23-06 - Published: 2-23-06
25. Glory Daze » reviews
COMPLETE! AU,OFC,OOC,any other abbreviation you want to throw in. Rated for language and all that jazz. Severus wasn't sure if she was the best or the worst thing to happen to him. Really rather flufftastic. Now if I could learn to spell... sorry about th
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,577 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-6-05 - Published: 9-18-05
26. Lone Palm reviews
She wasn't crazy, no she wasn't mad, she just wanted the father that she never had. Has nothing to do with a palm, or the Jimmy Buffett song. K plus for domestic vilence and being kinda slightly angsty.
Complete - CSI - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-5-05 - Published: 8-5-05
27. Wrinkles Only Go reviews
Wrinkles only go where the smiles have been. Lindsey Willows reflects on what that means to her. One shot.
Complete - CSI - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-11-05 - Published: 6-11-05
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