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Author has written 12 stories for Artemis Fowl, Gorillaz, Harry Potter, and House, M.D.. Hey guys, I'm fuzzy-grapes and I'm 15 years old. I have been on this website on and off since 2005. I find that a little crazy :P cause that's a good portion of my life. For that reason, many of my stories are fairly immature and embarrass me terribly when I read them. And one day soon I will actually finish Reality TV: Lower Elements Style, I swear I swear I swear! A little self-indulgent bit about my life goes as follows: I started writing humorous, slightly crap stories for Artemis Fowl... then I branched out to Gorillaz and Harry Potter... But the Harry Potter one is TOTAL crap, in my opinion, and I am toying with the idea of baleeting it but I think I'll keep it just for the lulz. So then we move into 2006, which was possibly the worst year of my life cause I went through all kinds of crap and I stopped writing funny stuff because I just couldn't. This made my sad :(. I even tried my hand at writing vaguely crap emo shizazzle on my fictionpress account... Probably the only thing I wrote that I'm proud of from that time is a little story that articulates the issues I went through in the best way I could possibly do, without being overly cliche or lame (in my opinion, lol). http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2425003/1/All_I_Have that would be the link. Anyways, 2007 = my little get-my-life-back-on-track year. Which was successful. But I still couldn't write anything funny and I did try really hard! But this year has been hella awesome, my life is exactly how I dreamed... And I started writing again! End story of my life. So yeah, I'm gonna chill around here for a bit, I'm currently a little too obsessed with the last Harry Potter book for my liking and that, more than anything, lured me back here because I never really did get into the last Artemis Fowl book... SKINS is love :D so I'm gonna try get me into some of that! (L) | |||||||||
1. Reality TV Lower Elements Style » reviewsWhen a ratings crazy TV station invents a new show all they need are contestants. And they choose the fairies that people love to hate: Police Officers! But when you add in Artemis Fowl, Mulch Diggums and Foaly you have one very weird show.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,915 - Reviews: 252 - Updated: 1-8-09 - Published: 4-24-05 - Complete2. A Muggle At Hogwarts reviewsWhat a bad title. I swear this isn't as bad or as Mary-Sue like as you are possibly imagining. Plot bunny exorcism. Snape and Dumbledore find a muggle whilst strolling the forest one evening and deal with the ethical consequences OOOH technical wordsHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-5-08 - Albus D. & Severus S.3. Albus, Severus and Potter reviewsWOW it's a pointless story! Post DH, just a little drabble about Albus and Severus finding out Harry named his kid after them...Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-1-08 - Albus D. & Severus S. - Complete4. Getting Shot Hurts » reviewsA patient is dying, House wants to do clinic duty, Foreman gets a pay raise, Chase needs to be more Australian, Cameron is ... Cameron, Cuddy is curt and Wilson suspiciously ends up in every scene. Rated for inapropriate humor and oocness.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-29-07 - Published: 4-25-075. The Sketch Show » reviewsA whole lot of weird sketch type things. I will add them as I think of them. Fourth one: Chix Verbil is certain Holly is hitting on him during an eventful game of tennis...Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 104 - Updated: 7-15-06 - Published: 5-21-056. Goldfish and Sorrow » reviewsOtherwise titled My El Manana Story. But 'Goldfish and Sorrow' is spiffyer. What happened to Murdoc the first time 2D sang El Manana? Maybe he has a ::gasp:: heart!Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-1-06 - Published: 4-25-067. Saving Noodle » reviewsGorillaz: Will Murdoc convert to Christianity, 2D give up his addiction to painkillers and Russel attempt to eat less, all so they can keep Noodle in the band? Title really sucksGorillaz - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 4-29-06 - Published: 10-10-058. Changing Times reviewsafter OD Opal realizes she's made a mistake, and sets out to fix it. Meanwhile, a relative of Opal's is the new female applicant for a job in the LEP ... ooooh!Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-9-069. Kong Towers » reviewsSo, the Gorillaz have decided to open a hotel. Unsatisfied guests, lack of food and Murdoc's inability to believe 2D can speak English, all spell one thing. DISASTER.Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-1-06 - Published: 12-17-0510. You Have Owl Mail reviewsThis is based on a story that got removed, Harry Potter and the Internet. However, this time it has nothing to do with the internet...Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-12-0511. The Attack of the Random Toads » reviewsWhat can I say? Er, Trouble is convinced that Grub has been bitten by a new breed of toad no one has heard of. Is he crazy? Read and find out! This is slightly oddArtemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 11-5-05 - Published: 10-28-0512. Reflections » reviewsThe death of Julius Root has affected so many different people in so many different ways. Completed! Please review!Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,986 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 5-13-05 - Published: 5-7-05 - Complete
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