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Author has written 39 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Kingdom Hearts, Legend of Zelda, Pita Ten, Inheritance Cycle, Fruits Basket, Avatar: Last Airbender, D N Angel, Tokyo Mew Mew, Twilight, Naruto, Treasure Planet, Maximum Ride, Spiral, Soul Eater, and World Ends With You. Hello! It's about time I changed the epic length of my profile. I am seventeen years old and I have a twin sister, who is often referred to as monkeybait's sister, or Soledad in my old stuff (her name is not actually Soledad, nor is it monkeybait's sister). I am eleven minutes older than her, yet she is an inch or so taller. My dad wanted us to be born on April Fools Day but we just avoided it by a day. Parody is the best fanfiction out there, along with humor. These are the only fanfics you'll see me post! At least on this account. My 'serious' fanfiction account is lurking out there, somewhere... It currently has one story on it. I am also an infrequent updater, so I try to write one-shots only. Almost none of my multi-chapter stories are concluded. It's really a shame. I love manga. Anything I write a story about I love, along with several others. Azumanga Daioh and Yotsuba& are some of my favorites because of their sense of humor. It is so different from any other manga you'll find out there. As for anime, Studio Ghibli FTW. Kiki's Delivery Service, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, My Neighbor Totoro, The Cat Returns, Castle in the Sky, Gedo Senki, Ponyo on a Cliff by the Sea, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Porco Rosso, and Omohide Poro Poro are the ones I have seen, in that order (I think). I'm also a sucker for the Disney animated classics. Gary Paulsen and Kate DiCamillo are my favorite authors. Baby Blues, Brewster Rockit Space Guy, Garfield, The Far Side, and Zits are my favorite comic strips. My favorite food is mashed potatoes and gravy. Or crackers topped with extra sharp white cheddar cheese and white onion. Delicious like you wouldn't believe. That is all. D: | |||||||
1. The Kids I Babysit's Perspective on Naruto » reviewsFrom future shippings to Orochimaru's favorite food, the four, seven, ten and twelve year olds I baby-sit can answer all your questions.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 10-12-09 - Published: 4-22-082. Syrup reviewsShould Shikamaru give in to Ino's bizarre demands?Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-12-09 - Shikamaru N. & Ino Y. - Complete3. Knives Aren't Just for Throwing reviewsWhen you're a ninja, there's never any time to worry about manners... until today. Inspired by my friend. Thank you, Creagan!Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-27-09 - Complete4. It Started with a Gord reviewsJoshua calls Neku "pumpkin" too many times.World Ends With You - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-22-09 - Neku S. & Yoshiya K./Joshua - Complete5. CRONA: The Owner's Guide and Manual reviewsThe CRONA unit is now available for purchase from the company that brought you DEATH THE KID and BLACK STAR.Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-26-09 - Chrona - Complete6. Joshua in Love reviewsJoshua's in love! But with who? That's what Neku would like to know.World Ends With You - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-30-09 - Neku S. & Yoshiya K./Joshua - Complete7. Lame Little OneShot with the Kaiba Brothers reviewsMokuba wants to cook stuff with Seto but Seto doesn't feel like it.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-28-09 - Mokuba K. & Seto K. - Complete8. Seto Kaiba Goes Shopping reviewsIt's discount day at the mall, and everyone's favorite penny-pinching duelist wouldn't dare miss it!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-25-09 - Seto K. & Mokuba K. - Complete9. Sand Siblings and Severe Strangeness reviewsTemari is having a very bizarre day. Could this be the reader's fault?Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-24-09 - Temari & Gaara - Complete10. BLACK STAR: The Owner's Guide and Manual reviewsThe maker of DEATH THE KID: The Owner's Guide and Manual proudly presents: BLACK STAR!Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-20-09 - Black Star & Tsubaki - Complete11. DEATH THE KID: The Owner's Guide and Manual reviewsIf you are reading this, than you are now in proud possession of your very own DEATH THE KID!Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-31-09 - Death The Kid - Complete12. Bothering Joshua reviewsPoor Neku. Joshua bothers him, and he can't even bother him back! There's just nothing that annoys him! Well... there is one thing...World Ends With You - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-31-09 - Neku S. & Yoshiya K./Joshua - Complete13. Maximum Homicide » reviewsYou've gotta slay to survive.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,574 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 2-20-09 - Published: 4-19-0814. Black Star vs Braces reviewsBlack Star may not have defeated Mifune or Death the Kid, but there's no way he'll lose to his new braces! Or will he?Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-6-09 - Black Star - Complete15. Two Minute Cake reviewsMaka wants to make a cake in two minutes for Tsubaki's birthday. Wonder how that'll go.Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-19-09 - Maka & Soul - Complete16. The Flour Sack Project: Translated Edition »Or as the translator puts it, The Plan of Bag of Flour: Translated Edition.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,737 - Updated: 12-20-08 - Published: 12-19-0817. My Heart Will Not Go On reviewsSakura can't turn her confession into words, so instead she turns it into lyrics. SasuSakuNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-20-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete18. The Flour Sack Project » reviewsFoiling the plan and killing an evil ninja? No problem. Taking care of a child? Not so much no problem.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-13-08 - Published: 2-8-08 - Complete19. Not D N Angel » reviewsA normal life? You're so demanding!D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 53,091 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 11-11-08 - Published: 11-10-06 - Daisuke N.20. Mystery of the Bored Children reviewsIt was quite a boring day, but is Eyes really so bored that he's plotting to kill Kosuke and Rio?Spiral - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-31-0821. A Conversation of Forks reviewsIn a village like Konoha, does anyone really know where these eating utensils come from? Ino and Shikamaru's take on the matter. One shot. monkeybait's sisterNaruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-15-08 - Complete22. Before All That Exciting Stuff Happened reviewsJim Hawkins on a normal day, before all that exciting stuff happened...Treasure Planet - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-28-08 - Complete23. The Extremely Cliché SasuSaku Love Story » reviewsEverything you want in a Naruto story and then some.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-10-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete24. Bella and Edward's Rather Eventful Day reviewsBella and Edward love each other... too much?Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-21-07 - Complete25. Tasuku's New Job reviewsTasuku has a new job. How will Berry react and what will happen to their relationship?Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-26-07 - Complete26. Furuba Story or Something » reviewsIt's Role Model Week in class 2D. Who will the students pick to study - especially little orphan Tohru? Behold the strange wonder that is my mind.Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-28-06 - Published: 12-27-0627. Lost » reviewsAzula, Mei, and Tai Li are lost. Who is Tai Li's crush for real? Will Mei tell Azula that she likes Zuko? FIND OUT by reading this!Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-20-06 - Published: 5-27-06 - Mai & Ty Lee28. The Panda Bear reviewsTohru, Kyo, and Yuki come home to find a panda bear in their kitchen! What series of unfortunate events will this cause? Drama just because.Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-9-06 - Tohru H. & Kyou S. - Complete29. Wow, this is really random! reviewsThis is not a lie. Prepare yourself for strange senselessness.Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-22-0630. Are You A Hero? reviewsAre you a hero? Take this interactive quiz to find out! Determine your path and save your sister. And your birthday!Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,703 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-5-06 - Link & Aryll31. My Date with Maud the Werecat » reviewsThe sequel to The Eragon Dating Game! Eragon is on a date with the winner of the show. Unknowingly, however, someone is plotting their revenge! Romance was just for fun.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-27-06 - Published: 2-14-0632. The Eragon Dating Game! » reviewsA TV show where Eragon has to date someone while the girls of the book try to win the games to get to him. Who will win? Read to find out!Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,506 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 2-14-06 - Published: 1-25-0633. The PitaTen Moments KogeDonbo Doesn't Show You » reviewsMore humor than romance, for those of you who like humor! There's only mild romance in the chapters with Koboshi. Read it anyway! You'll looove it!Pita Ten - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-24-05 - Published: 8-11-0534. A Supernatural & Regular Day » reviewsThe power goes out, and Kotarou, Ten-chan and Koboshi are forced to stay at Misha and Shia's apartment over night to avoid the bad weather. It just goes on from there...Pita Ten - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-27-0535. Nintendo Corporation Police reviewsThere are laws to being a video game character? No one told Link.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-15-05 - Link & Navi36. Totally Twisted Upsidown Day » reviewsThis is one of my old stories. And the chapters are just totally destroyed. So you can leave it or good luck reading it.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-15-05 - Published: 6-4-05 - Yūgi M. & Mokuba K.37. Wake Me Up When The Camping Ends reviewsYugi, Taya, Joey, Mokuba and their siblings are going on a camping trip, but only Grandpa seems to be the one excited about it. Their whole trip is bound to be filled with mass destruction. Will the group make it home alive?Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-5-05 - Yūgi M. & Mokuba K.38. Attack of the BabySat reviewsSora, Riku and Kairi are seven. What will happen when someone has to baby-sit them?Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-4-0539. Burrito Monday reviewsMondays are always bad... especially this one! Waiter-punching, electricuting-teacher, vocab-fighting action! All starts out with bad burritos restaurant. (What is Angst? I heard teenagers have a lot of it LOL)Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-20-05
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