Hello. This is a combined account of two people. We're intelligent, mature, and friendly. Our fics might not always be entirely... serious. We can write serious things, of course, but we're known for some strangenesses- such as "The Really Heavy Stove." We like
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Firefly
Angel
Alice in Wonderland
The Hush Sound
This is Me Smiling
This Providence
My Chemical Romance
Green Acres
...Harry Potter... well, everyone does...
sometimes The Lion King depending on the time of year
often The Producers depending if we're in the mood
-cough- cartoons... and other things.

Supported Ships
btvs:
BuffyxSpike
BuffyxAngel
WillowxTara
WillowxOz
WillowxD'Hoffryn
WillowxSpike
XanderxAnya
XanderxCordelia
FaithxWilkins
FaithxWood
RileyxDrusilla
DrusillaxSpike
DrusillaxAngel
AngelxDarla
SpikexJoyce
and others. Yes, really.

angel:
WesleyxLilah
WesleyxFred
SpikexIllyria
AngelxEve
LindseyxEve
LindseyxLilah

alice:
AlicexCheshire XP

firefly:
MalxKaylee
KayleexJayne
MalxInara
WashxZoe
and others.

the producers:
FranzxUlla
RogerxCarmen
and others.

the lion king:
SimbaxNala
ScarxNala
SarabixMufasa and others.

Strongly Disliked Ships
buffy:
BuffyxRiley
BuffyxGiles
SpikexGiles
WillowxKennedy
DawnxAnyone

angel:
ConnorxAnyone but Dawn

firefly:
RiverxAnyone
JaynexAnyone but Kaylee
SimonxKaylee

the producers:
LeoxMax

the lion king:
KiaraxKovu
Any OutlanderxAny Outlander
ScarxSimba
TimonxPumbaa

Characters We DON'T Like
btvs:
Dawn
Kennedy
Riley

firefly:
Simon

angel:
Connor

the producers:
no one...

the lion king:
Outlanders
Kiara
Kovu?
Simba in Simba's Pride

Characters We Adore
btvs:
Buffy
Willow
Spike
D'Hoffryn
CALEB -heart-heart-heart-
Angel
Anya
Clem!
Jinx
and everyone else, really.

alice:
Alice
The Cheshire Cat
The Walrus and the Carpenter

firefly:
Mal
Kaylee
Jayne
Badger!
Niska

angel:
Lorne
Wesley

the producers:
Everyone

the lion king:
Simba in TLK
Nala
Scar
Timon and Pumbaa
Zazuuu

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1. Tea reviews

AU, post season seven, a few spoilers I suppose no death spoilers. References to AtS, nothing that's not understandable. Angel turns evil once more in a rather odd way, and havoc ensues. Vague spillow, bangel, hints of spuffy, angelxdru. THIS IS A PARODY.

Complete - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-11-06 - Published: 5-11-06

2. Tripled Villainy reviews

The crew of Serenity is called upon by Badger to deliver some goods to Ariel. But who is the buyer? And who has kidnapped Kaylee? Spoilers: Ariel, Train Job. Ships: None so far.

Firefly - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-17-06 - Published: 1-17-06

3. The Producers 2: A Really Heavy Stove » reviews

Leaving off from the ending of The Producers, with one small plot twist: Ulla and Leo aren't married. Look inside to find a really heavy stove, rude upholstery, nazi hypnotism, and more! TITLE IN PROGRESS. 3rd Chapter up soon.

Producers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-3-06 - Published: 1-2-06