| Seer of Spots |
Author has written 22 stories for Harry Potter, and Prison Break. Seer of Spots (Ilona) Is, apparently, a quilt. Thus, she has been unable to write recently. As quilts do not have arms. | |||||||||||
1. Element Break reviewsBrothermine Non-Metal lay on the base of his test tube, pondering recent events. He was sentenced on death row for allegedly splitting a Hydrogen molecule, but not just any hydrogen molecule, but the Vice-Experiment's brother! An SOS scientific parody!Prison Break - Rated: K - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-28-082. All the Things I Say reviewsONESHOT SiriusLily. I’m not saying that just the thought of you makes my walk a skip, and I’m not saying that my heartbeat’s any more than just a radar blip … I’m saying that I like you … I like you very much.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-26-08 - Sirius B. & Lily Evans P. - Complete3. Walk Away reviewsONESHOT SiriusLily, JamesLily. He never imagined there could be one person so in love with another that there wasn’t anything left but pretends and lies. He never imagined he would feel it. He never imagined she’d just turn her pretty head and walk away.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-2-08 - Sirius B. & Lily Evans P. - Complete4. Diddydums Dursley and the Dudley Hallows » reviewsDudley is waiting in Privet Drive. The Order of the Phoenix is coming to escort him safely away without Voldemort and his followers knowing. But what will Harry do then? Where is he going? SOS decides to rewrite Deathly Hallows. Not HarryDudley.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-27-08 - Published: 7-25-07 - Dudley D.5. Little Boxes reviewsoneshot, RLNT. He liked Mr Lupin. He liked the way he could talk about things that didn’t matter, yet make them all the world. But he didn't like Christmas. Awards: Best Angst, Joint 1st Community Choice, Outstanding Contribution and Outstanding Newcomer.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-21-08 - Remus L. - Complete6. And in This Pit of Hell, We See reviewsONESHOT ‘Just take her back to her dormitory.’ Simple? Ah, but nothing is simple with Sirius Black. Lily and Sirius bare all in the darkest pit of Hell they could find. LilyJames. Sirius.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-9-08 - Sirius B. & Lily Evans P. - Complete7. Knowledge reviewsoneshot I never knew you very well, I realised. Lily POV.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-10-07 - Remus L. & Lily Evans P. - Complete8. Eighteen reviewsoneshot unrequited RemusLily Full summary inside. Eighteen. The world is your library and you have all the time to read, yet it all seems so much dimmer – as if that library is filled completely with appliance manuals and endless Arithmancy equations.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-3-07 - Remus L. & Lily Evans P. - Complete9. Extra Credit reviewsoneshot vague RemusLily Remus is doing badly in Potions. Slughorn sets him an extra assignment: Exploding Fluid. It's quite a simple potion, only 15 steps, but Remus is beginning to wish that he hadn't pretended that he knew what he was doing ...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-2-07 - Remus L. & Lily Evans P. - Complete10. Obsessions reviewsoneshot “So, I’ve been sitting here for the last halfhour…” Lily is sitting in the library when a sudden appearance of Remus John Lupin disrupts her world completely.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-9-07 - Lily Evans P. & Remus L. - Complete11. Presenting James reviewsone shot MWPP 7th Year It’s three days until Christmas, and James is at a loss as he tries to figure out what he should do for his dearest Lilylove. Panic! Pregnant? Perfect! Present… A Christmas Story.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-22-06 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete12. Malfoy's Day Out reviews[oneshot] I love staircases! Was that your voice breaking? What the Hell? I think I'm in love. Contains: Luna Lovegood, Buckbeak, a twoway mirror, a cheap lemon ice lolly, a new professor, and a Hufflepuff scarf.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-19-06 - Draco M. - Complete13. It's All in the Fuzz reviewsoneshot implied ASGW AJFW KBOW “How on earth do you say that George is better looking than Fred when they’re identical twins?” The question on everybody’s mind. The Gryffindor chasers discover the answer – and it’s all in the fuzz.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-12-06 - Katie B. & Oliver W. - Complete14. Authoress reviewsONESHOT An authoress has a problem. She can never get Lily and James together. So, she sets herself a challenge. Get them together – less than 950 words, under half and hour.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-30-06 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete15. Paper Bag Gag reviewsoneshot JPLE “Sorry, Lily. I’ll go and put my head in a paper bag, shall I? because that’s the only way I won’t notice your loveliness.” He smiled at me in a way that, I suppose, was meant to make me swoon, and it didn’t.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-29-06 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete16. Alliterate reviewsONESHOT Lily Lupin? Alliteration was never looked fondly upon by Lily Evans.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-3-06 - Lily Evans P. - Complete17. Nine reviews[oneshot] Nine out of twenty three are still alive – but none are unaffected. Except, perhaps for Aberforth. He’s always been a little odd. Photograph musings...Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-22-06 - Complete18. Reaching Nirvana reviews[oneshot] About various Marauder era characters coming out. Remus achieves chocolate nirvana, Sirius reaches Remus nirvana. James screams about everyone getting more action than him. Mild slash warning.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-18-06 - Complete19. If the Hufflepuffs Can reviews[oneshot] Neville discovers his worth whilst observing the gallant Hufflepuffs in the final battle.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-17-06 - Neville L. - Complete20. Squid reviewsoneshot After a rather nasty blow, dealt by Lily, James contemplates whether it's really him that he should be getting her to fall in love with. In other words, James thinks about Squid.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-9-06 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete21. Honeydukes' Finest reviews[oneshot] One morning, Nymphadora Tonks wakes up, and finds she has a bit of a problem on her hands. Or her face... Nothing a little chocolate won't fix!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-8-06 - N. Tonks & Remus L. - Complete22. Ronald Weaselbee and the Shippers From Hell reviews[oneshot] Ronald Weaselbee and the Crazy, Deranged Shippers From Hell. Conga lines, crazy, deranged Shippers From Hell, really annoying fanfiction authors: it's all there. It's not REALLY horror... it's parody!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-31-05 - Complete